I’ve noticed that I only really provide updates when I’m drunk. That is a crying shame, because I am not drunk often enough to keep this page interesting. I went out tonight with Keen, and later Tony. We went over to Phantom Canyon to play pool, but there was a wait. So we went to the Perk to chill. We’re standing there, talking, and I recognize this girl who is Sammi’s best friend. Alas, I did not remember her name, so I called Tore in Santa Fe. He informs me that not only is her name Katie, but that her last name has a J in it. w0ot. He also told me that he is going to Portland, OR on wednesday to see his woman (flying), and that he ordered an Apple iBook 12″. That’s pretty hawt. *On a side note, I would like to say that Sammi is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Not only is she far superior to most any woman I know, but she actually puts on that she enjoys my company! I’m sorry if I fucked stuff up on that last outing … email me! randal@hpi.net *end digression* So I didn’t say Hi to Katie because she was with a group of people, including this girl who I once made a lewd joke to, who then attempted to slap me, but I dodged, so she caught me with her other hand, and Janelle kicked me simultaneously. I do not recall this girl’s name, but I will say that she is much hotter now than she was a couple years ago. So we went back to Phantom Canyon and played some pool. God, I love pool. Sammi’s really good at pool, and so is Tony. But I am not totally smitten with Tony, so he doesn’t count as much. Anyway, we played pool, and I won my fair share, and I went to the bathroom one time, and these three guys were totally toking up. Like, WOW. So I’m standing there, peeing, drunk, and just start cracking up … and the potheads start laughing too. So I walk over and chitchat for a minute, laugh a lot, and then walk out … no problem 😀 Then we proceeded to get totally trashed and eat two orders of brewery chips. That was yummy. I will say, however, that Phantom Canyon does not have a very high PPSI (poon per square inch), but it is a better environment than Sticks. Also, I had a meeting with Andrew and such about our store. Got a lot of stuff hashed out, and we are proceeding as planned. I can’t wait until opening day 😀

I went out last night with Sammi. Man, she sure is awesome. I had a really good time 😀 *swoon, recover* Tonight is the eve of my 21st birthday. I didn’t think I’d make it this far, honestly. In celebration of this blessed time of my life, I am going to my parent’s place for dinner and presents and such, and then I am embarking on a several-day long voyage of drunkeness. This is going to consist of 1) Getting really, really shitfaced downtown post-midnight tonight 2) Having a beer with the coworkers tomorrow for lunch 3) Going to Bristol Brewery tomorrow with Sammi 4) Getting really shitfaced tomorrow night and 5) Having a weekend of complete and utter drunkeness/debauchery. If you are interested in coming along to any of these events, please let me know 🙂 Yay, celebrate alcohol! [b]Update[/b] OKAy so I am tottally crunk and so it mastt./ he’s ntot durnk he says. We went o *IN ORDER* 15C, phnatom canoyun, and then THE RITZ and the n to Jack Quinnss and then ot…. nop wait then we went to jack quients AND THEN we went to the ritz, and then went to TEQIULASA and tehn we went to rumbay. That was goodo. … I ate a chery at RUMABAY! and ti was good. oKAy, very drunk. PHOTOSOS to volllow soon. CHHErs for the 2`1… ready for the repate tomorrow!? Updated: 7/16/2003…. By Tony: Randal peed in the sink at tequilas, it was really funny, xgodadajit, i’m hitting th efuking backsapce button, which is against the norm for this cgoda damnd type of update, fuck you, i’m hearding that rdanla has a huj rwang , haha, according to the mastah, booyah, that mofo is the bombshitnizzle. fuckyall, other than than that, had christina aqnd troy come by and join the initial investigatory committee into getting randal drunk… Other than that, its 230 am, I’ve got pictures loaded on my piece of shit kodak camera, that are fuckin hilarious… but good… that being the essential piece… i’m actually very happy to help matt and randal back to the comfortable recluse to the essential order of drinking… it’s all good it’s all good it’s all good [b]Update 09/08/03[/b] – [L=http://rand0m.org/images/21stbday]Here are some photos from my 21st birthday[/L]

So the store thing is going really well. We are planning on opening up pretty soon 😀 … we’ve got our space leased, have picked our telephone #, have our PC ordering all lined up, have the cable-running dates set, everything is really coming together. I’m super stoked. So I called up Signs By Tomorrow the other day to talk about our sign, and guess who answers the phone? Janelle! I sorta sat on the phone for a second, gaping like a fish at the unexpected answerer. Anyway, the sign will be super 😀 I ran into Annie Wadman today at Pikes Perk … she was freaking out about something I [L=http://www.rand0m.org/archives/march2001.html#annie]wrote on my page 2+ years ago[/L]. Like, she was totally flipping out, rocking back and forth, doing the sad/hurt/mad ploy which totally doesn’t work when I don’t know you. It was fucked up. Anyway, I added a little note onto the entry.

We are having a get together at our place tomorrow, July 4th to grill up lots of meat and have a yea old time. [b]Who[/b]: You, your meat, alcohol,and a friend. [b]What[/b]: Barbecue Cookout Thing [b]When[/b]: 2pm – 7pm, 07/04 [b]Where[/b]: Team Weber, 423 N. Weber ([L=http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&addtohistory=&address=423+N.+Weber&city=Colorado+Springs&state=CO&zipcode=80903&homesubmit=Get+Map]map[/L]) [b]Why[/b]: It’s Independence Day! [b]Note[/b]: We are providing a hot grill, some hamburgers and a 12pack of beer. That’s it. Please bring meat, or at least money to buy meat with. We are poor after the last party. See you there!