Ahh yes, another drunken update

I’ve noticed that I only really provide updates when I’m drunk. That is a crying shame, because I am not drunk often enough to keep this page interesting. I went out tonight with Keen, and later Tony. We went over to Phantom Canyon to play pool, but there was a wait. So we went to the Perk to chill. We’re standing there, talking, and I recognize this girl who is Sammi’s best friend. Alas, I did not remember her name, so I called Tore in Santa Fe. He informs me that not only is her name Katie, but that her last name has a J in it. w0ot. He also told me that he is going to Portland, OR on wednesday to see his woman (flying), and that he ordered an Apple iBook 12″. That’s pretty hawt. *On a side note, I would like to say that Sammi is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Not only is she far superior to most any woman I know, but she actually puts on that she enjoys my company! I’m sorry if I fucked stuff up on that last outing … email me! randal@hpi.net *end digression* So I didn’t say Hi to Katie because she was with a group of people, including this girl who I once made a lewd joke to, who then attempted to slap me, but I dodged, so she caught me with her other hand, and Janelle kicked me simultaneously. I do not recall this girl’s name, but I will say that she is much hotter now than she was a couple years ago. So we went back to Phantom Canyon and played some pool. God, I love pool. Sammi’s really good at pool, and so is Tony. But I am not totally smitten with Tony, so he doesn’t count as much. Anyway, we played pool, and I won my fair share, and I went to the bathroom one time, and these three guys were totally toking up. Like, WOW. So I’m standing there, peeing, drunk, and just start cracking up … and the potheads start laughing too. So I walk over and chitchat for a minute, laugh a lot, and then walk out … no problem πŸ˜€ Then we proceeded to get totally trashed and eat two orders of brewery chips. That was yummy. I will say, however, that Phantom Canyon does not have a very high PPSI (poon per square inch), but it is a better environment than Sticks. Also, I had a meeting with Andrew and such about our store. Got a lot of stuff hashed out, and we are proceeding as planned. I can’t wait until opening day πŸ˜€

2003-07-26 09:59:58 – realbighead
thats’s powerbook, not ibook. and they finally shipped it… looks like I’ll be flying with it after all. and I changed my mind about the name… I think it actually has a "d" in it, not a "j".
2003-07-26 12:55:35 – The Disco Nova
You didn’t go to LQ bum. We had a blast.
2003-07-26 15:57:55 – Netheus
Sliced bread, eh? i like the sliced cheese… it’s cheesey… Also, it is always good to say hi regardless when considering a girl’s friends, especially if they recognize you. I don’t think Samantha would care too too much, but in the interest of better society, if you don’t say hi, and they recognize you, they will assume sh*t that isn’t true, and be b*tchy.
2003-07-27 01:06:23 – WC
wo0ah look at the time. I just got done playing many hours (6) of Rainbow Six: Raven Shield. Great CT game. The graphics are supberb (Since it runs on the UT2k3 engine) I recommend you give it a whirl. Very hard in parts of the game. Still a little buggy here and there but I here Ubi is getting ready to release some big patches for it. But anyway, I got in touch with one of my best friends (Brian) from growing up yesterday. He is doing ok. Randal when is opening day for your shop? I wanna come down before it opens and party while you are still free. Lemme know. ~peace.
2003-07-27 07:00:55 – Netheus
ubi= latin for "where" semper ubi sub ubi = "always where under where" (always wear underwear) hee hee hee hee hee so funny hee hee hee hee
2003-07-28 08:45:14 – realbighead
jesus, these comments look like some kind of geek manifesto… very frightening. Someone say something about beer and pussy quick, before someone figures us out!
2003-07-28 12:17:59 – Master Ha-reed
while(available($hard_liquor)) { $beer = "bad"; } while (1 == 1) { $pussy = "good"; }
2003-07-29 16:59:21 – WC
bool pussy; int numGirl = 1; while (numGirl >0) { pussy = true; }
2003-07-31 12:12:32 – WC
*cricket noises* I’ve got Randal pr0n! [L=http://www.whackbox.com/albums/everlan/IMG_1593_Large.sized.jpg]Pic 1[/L] [L=http://www.whackbox.com/albums/everlan/IMG_1498_Large.sized.jpg]Pic 2[/L] -~Enjoy πŸ˜‰
2003-07-31 14:37:44 – rand0m
This is the worst comment thread evar.
2003-07-31 14:43:36 – The Disco Nova
I concur.
2003-07-31 18:31:57 – Netheus
so randal, how is the store coming? all the machines in? get your credit card processing machine/ cash register? Buisness license? stock traded on the NYSE?

July 15th, and all is well

I went out last night with Sammi. Man, she sure is awesome. I had a really good time πŸ˜€ *swoon, recover* Tonight is the eve of my 21st birthday. I didn’t think I’d make it this far, honestly. In celebration of this blessed time of my life, I am going to my parent’s place for dinner and presents and such, and then I am embarking on a several-day long voyage of drunkeness. This is going to consist of 1) Getting really, really shitfaced downtown post-midnight tonight 2) Having a beer with the coworkers tomorrow for lunch 3) Going to Bristol Brewery tomorrow with Sammi 4) Getting really shitfaced tomorrow night and 5) Having a weekend of complete and utter drunkeness/debauchery. If you are interested in coming along to any of these events, please let me know :-) Yay, celebrate alcohol! [b]Update[/b] OKAy so I am tottally crunk and so it mastt./ he’s ntot durnk he says. We went o *IN ORDER* 15C, phnatom canoyun, and then THE RITZ and the n to Jack Quinnss and then ot…. nop wait then we went to jack quients AND THEN we went to the ritz, and then went to TEQIULASA and tehn we went to rumbay. That was goodo. … I ate a chery at RUMABAY! and ti was good. oKAy, very drunk. PHOTOSOS to volllow soon. CHHErs for the 2`1… ready for the repate tomorrow!? Updated: 7/16/2003…. By Tony: Randal peed in the sink at tequilas, it was really funny, xgodadajit, i’m hitting th efuking backsapce button, which is against the norm for this cgoda damnd type of update, fuck you, i’m hearding that rdanla has a huj rwang , haha, according to the mastah, booyah, that mofo is the bombshitnizzle. fuckyall, other than than that, had christina aqnd troy come by and join the initial investigatory committee into getting randal drunk… Other than that, its 230 am, I’ve got pictures loaded on my piece of shit kodak camera, that are fuckin hilarious… but good… that being the essential piece… i’m actually very happy to help matt and randal back to the comfortable recluse to the essential order of drinking… it’s all good it’s all good it’s all good [b]Update 09/08/03[/b] – [L=http://rand0m.org/images/21stbday]Here are some photos from my 21st birthday[/L]

2003-07-15 18:01:35 – Master Ha-reed
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." – Ben Franklin
2003-07-15 21:23:39 – tony
add to the fact that old ben had sex with dozens of french women, played with fucking lightning, and invented shit, you have yourself an american hero… who i think should be played by ron jeremy in the next videography
2003-07-15 21:24:03 – tony
did i mention that he invented shit… just want to make that clear
2003-07-15 22:12:04 – pinky
hehe. less than two hours til we’re 21. i am not going to drink until tomorrow night, though, just to prove to myself i’m not a total alcoholic. Happy fucking birthday :-)
2003-07-15 22:18:22 – Netheus
Happy Birthday Laura and Randal!!! woot w00t! Since I have turned 21, I have realized one thing- going out to drink is mindlessly expensive, and a waste of time. But I am entertained by other things… same idea, different outcome. Have fun!!!
2003-07-15 23:41:53 – tony
It is 18 minutes to midnight, I have the camera, it is nigh…
2003-07-15 23:51:57 – rand0m
w0ot! heading out for the night!
2003-07-16 10:43:58 – tony
oh my fuckin head, i’m so fuckin wasted… ohhhhh
2003-07-17 16:08:28 – Master Ha-reed
It’s two days after now – and I’m sure Randal is compounding hangovers at this point. We want to see some pictures Tony!
2003-07-19 00:45:19 – pinky
hey, randal, we’re going out tomorrow night, so don’t make plans. yay alcohol.
2003-07-19 09:05:29 – Netheus
I had the heat sickness yuckies yesterday. So what is bound to happen? Yeah, my mom calls at 4:30 in the morning from detox. Seriously, am I the only one that has this sh^t happen? I was actually hoping it was my little sister. ergh.
2003-07-19 17:40:31 – rand0m
yes, it is just you. πŸ˜‰
2003-07-19 19:14:36 – Mr Mountains
when all of you guys sober up, you can read this post… Well, our poker game has regulars, which are Willie, Fornander, John, my brother, and then Willie’s crowd, which includes Bremmer, Krempley, and others. Sadly, much of my crowd did not return to the Springs this year. Of course, the limits will be low (25 or 50 cent max bets). Set a time and place, I’ll see if the crod can attend, and we’ll do this shit. Now, when I turn 21 this September, I’ll also get wasted, but after the hangover is over, I’m headed to the nearest casino to win some more beer money.
2003-07-21 10:53:56 – WC
HAHA HA tequillas. Remember the last time we went in there. I got kick out while you use the ATM. AHHAHAHA good times. Ohh yeah. hmm haven’t been drunk in a while and I kinda like waking up with out head-ache/yuckie-ness. I however need some nice KBzz. Sex is my cruch right now heh.
2003-07-24 00:34:11 – Master Ha-reed
Signs you visit Randal’s web site far too often and you’re operating on very little sleep: You spend 5 minutes wondering why your search for "random number generators" is failing when it dawns on you that you’ve been spelling random WITH A FUCKING ‘0’ and not realizing it. When are we gonna see some pictures?
2003-07-24 16:41:36 – Netheus
further signs- you keep the page in your favorites folder, but still type it in just for the sheer pleasure.
2003-07-25 20:36:05 – WC
Further signs your keep the page linked in a http://localhost page. πŸ˜‰ wo0o0 localhost -> its where the partys at
2003-07-25 20:38:03 – wc
asdf your = you*

Store updates, Oddness and Annie Wadman

So the store thing is going really well. We are planning on opening up pretty soon πŸ˜€ … we’ve got our space leased, have picked our telephone #, have our PC ordering all lined up, have the cable-running dates set, everything is really coming together. I’m super stoked. So I called up Signs By Tomorrow the other day to talk about our sign, and guess who answers the phone? Janelle! I sorta sat on the phone for a second, gaping like a fish at the unexpected answerer. Anyway, the sign will be super πŸ˜€ I ran into Annie Wadman today at Pikes Perk … she was freaking out about something I [L=http://www.rand0m.org/archives/march2001.html#annie]wrote on my page 2+ years ago[/L]. Like, she was totally flipping out, rocking back and forth, doing the sad/hurt/mad ploy which totally doesn’t work when I don’t know you. It was fucked up. Anyway, I added a little note onto the entry.

2003-07-10 22:46:02 – Mr Mountains
Wow, I hadn’t been to this site in a while, I come back, and see maybe the greatest update to a post that I have ever read. Congrats. I didn’t even need to have read it previously, or know who that person was. It was classic.
2003-07-10 23:16:21 – tony
And with a name like ‘wadman’ you know it’s got to be good…
2003-07-10 23:45:49 – Master Ha-reed
Trust me – its much better and funnier if you know who that person is.
2003-07-11 00:36:41 – pinky
maybe you shouldn’t call people easy on your page; just a thought.
2003-07-11 03:54:52 – The Disco Nova
Maybe you should keep saying whatever the hell you want on your site and not worry about people getting upset :)
2003-07-11 04:01:25 – Reverend
Wow…women yelling at randal for something he said… that.. i think.. has never happened before!
2003-07-11 10:36:06 – rand0m
I think that we should totally censor the truth from every medium out there because we might offend someone. *smacks laura* I’m gonna go with Disco and continue to do whatever the hell I want.
2003-07-11 12:26:42 – tony
So when is your opening party for the cybercafe? I’ll buy a keg, whatever you want.
2003-07-11 13:04:22 – Netheus
someone upset for over 2 years about what you wrote. Jesus Christ. But that does say a lot about this site- it must be the clearing house for *all* information pertaining to the sex lives of everyone in Colorado Springs!!!
2003-07-11 13:14:11 – pinky
so, you admit in your post that you didn’t actually think she was a slut, so when you wrote it on your page, it wasn’t the truth, and hence, you were just being an asshole. if that’s not really what you meant, then you just should have told her you thought she was still a slut, and then there wouldn’t be a truth issue. moo
2003-07-11 13:31:38 – The Disco Nova
The Asshole Council concurs with your assessment. Randall is wise in the Ways of the Ass, and is ready for the elevation to full Asshole. However, we still sense much fear in him.
2003-07-11 13:41:40 – rand0m
Ahh yes, but at the time this young Asshole padowan, having little experience in the way of girls, could not spot the difference between "slut" and "cocktease". At the time I was in post-breakup AKA Serious Asshole mode — In this case, ignorance begat assholeness, and that’s how the world turns. Despite my reasoning powers and female wooing abilities, I still cannot discern any female emotion beyond happy, sad and pissed. And although not an emotion, crazy. In this case, I’m going to label Laura as "pissed" and "crazy".
2003-07-11 13:45:11 – The Disco Nova
I would like to interject at this time to say that a "Slut" is merely a woman with the morals of a man. That being said, we need more of them.
2003-07-11 22:17:12 – Nethe-poo
oh, poor randal. Not being able to sense the subtle emotional ripples of a woman. This is why I don’t understand why there aren’t more lesbians…..
2003-07-12 13:58:46 – WC
HAHAHAHA nice assesment about Laura, rofl. <my$.02> Haven’t seen Annie in a while, my back then I totally agree with your comment. My thoughts are… if your going to regret what someone says about you and your actions later in life, and you know it could be morally wrong – DON’T DO IT! (of course there is always going to be the nesayer – whatever) </my$.02> -GO RANDAL! wo0o!
2003-07-13 12:25:54 – pinky
yes, your assesment of me was correct and well-informed. please, keep making such assesments. and craig, you can start as well, since apparently you were smart enough to catch on the the complete accuracy of his statement.
2003-07-13 13:24:06 – The Disco Nova
That reminds me, you forgot the other female emotion of "needing to get laid", although I suppose you could include that in with "pissed".
2003-07-13 14:08:11 – pinky
very clever, james. but i’m probably getting laid more than you are, so go climb back into your hole.
2003-07-13 15:57:05 – Netheus
Married= getting laid more than all you. Combined!!! Moohahahahahahahaha!!!
2003-07-13 16:40:11 – The Disco Nova
I only sleep with women I respect nowadays, so I haven’t gotten laid in a while, you’re right. :)
2003-07-13 18:27:34 – Mr Mountains
Hey, our (my) poker games recently have been woefully under attended due to the siren call of college in another state. 5 regualrs just isn’t enough. I was wondering if you guys wanted to organize a game some time. Just a thought.
2003-07-13 18:46:44 – rand0m
I’m game, as long as it’s low-ball (nickel/dime/quarter) … cuz you know, not all of us are high-rollers πŸ˜‰ … I’m pretty sure Tony’ll be interested too. Who plays w/ yall?
2003-07-14 14:17:41 – Willie (U of P guy)
Did someone say poker?
2003-07-14 16:07:23 – tony
If we do a poker game it’s got to be before randal starts the store up.
2003-07-15 12:30:58 – WC
/me pokes Randal hehehe
2003-07-19 19:11:18 – Mr Mountains
Well, our poker game has regulars, which are Willie, Fornander, John, my brother, and then Willie’s crowd, which includes Bremmer, Krempley, and others. Sadly, much of my crowd did not return to the Springs this year. Of course, the limits will be low (25 or 50 cent max bets). Set a time and place, I’ll see if the crod can attend, and we’ll do this shit.

July 4th Cookout!

We are having a get together at our place tomorrow, July 4th to grill up lots of meat and have a yea old time. [b]Who[/b]: You, your meat, alcohol,and a friend. [b]What[/b]: Barbecue Cookout Thing [b]When[/b]: 2pm – 7pm, 07/04 [b]Where[/b]: Team Weber, 423 N. Weber ([L=http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&addtohistory=&address=423+N.+Weber&city=Colorado+Springs&state=CO&zipcode=80903&homesubmit=Get+Map]map[/L]) [b]Why[/b]: It’s Independence Day! [b]Note[/b]: We are providing a hot grill, some hamburgers and a 12pack of beer. That’s it. Please bring meat, or at least money to buy meat with. We are poor after the last party. See you there!

2003-07-03 12:34:29 – The Disco Nova
I will try to remember to bring my meat.
2003-07-03 12:35:47 – Netheus
haha… Nova has to "remember" to bring his meat…. I knew it was detachable!!
2003-07-03 12:55:04 – mark
what kind of party is this that only goes till 7? You guys are real hardcorps. Should I bring the Snoopy Snow Cone Machine, or is that taken care of?
2003-07-03 13:25:38 – pinky
i won’t be able to make it, but i think i’m having a party up in la boulder to celebrate my birthday, so you all will probably be invited to that. :-) have fun, jerks!
2003-07-04 12:05:15 – The Disco Nova
I have friends coming, so if you see a 3 foot tall woman with a 6 foot tall man, say hi to them.
2003-07-04 20:30:45 – WC
Fuck I missed everyone. Ohh well. I hope everyone has a happy 4th! wo0t!!! ~Peace
2003-07-05 13:49:19 – betty
yea it was fun, but it got better once we hit memorial park… for BBVD! They were awesome, I’m just kinda sad that I didn’t have a date… but my buddy Randal helped my out being my "date" for the evening… thanks man… the fireworks were nothing special, the end was kinda kool though… thats about it… and a helpful hint for anybody who dances… never ever dance in sandals, in grass… you will regret it for a long time… and thanx boys for inviting me to your party.. i had fun… lots of fun… love you guys!
2003-07-08 12:12:01 – WC
<chanting in background> You here that? The natives are getting restless for new content! Post something – anything. Talk about EverLan, your life, how life is good, sex, beer, drugs, your new store ANYTHING! k, I thats all for now.
2003-07-08 23:15:49 – Netheus
sometimes…. I think the shitte i watch and read is even a bit to subversive for even me. It’s like the difference between making a cross with a couple sticks, or drawing a circle in the right direction and inter-twining 5 sticks, versus wearing mindless jewelry to indicate stature instead of faith or mindset…. argh…. I need to go to school to take my mind off things….
2003-07-10 18:39:25 – Netheus
1. Carolyn isn’t coming to visit this year. :-( 2. Pirates of the Carribean (sp?) has one redeeming value. Yes, it’s Johnny Depp, and not just because he is a hot piece (and is he….drooolllll), but because he was the only actor in the movie. The only one that brought life to his charecter in any remote way. I hate Disney. 3. I need money. Taking donations!! (my step-mom paid for me to go see Pirates, so there)
2003-07-10 19:28:29 – Master Ha-reed
Pirates… has something for the guys too – lovely Keira :=P