My my my we’re jaded

A real conversation that just occurred while watching a Discovery special on Eathquakes, the 1994 quake in Kobe, Japan in particular: Person 1: “Man, god must hate slopeheads.” Person 2: “These are Japanese, not slopeheads.” Person 1: “Oh. What are slopeheads” Person 2: “I think they’re Koreans.” Person 2: “Hey, Person 3, slopeheads are koreans, right?” Person 3: “I thought those were gooks?” Person 2: “No, those are vietnamese” Person 3: “Oh right” Person 1: “So what are Japenese?” Person 3: “Nips!” Person 1: “Right. So god must hate nips.” It was humorous. Laugh. Although I’m sure none of you will. Ha! I laugh at you in lieu of you laughing at the above!

2004-02-23 00:45:51 – WC
Rachael: "Those people are going to hell." LOL!!
2004-02-23 01:05:50 – Master Ha-reed
[L=http://www.rsdb.org/search?q=slopehead&sort=score]Slopeheads are any asian[/L]
2004-02-23 05:19:28 – pinky
dude, that’s messed up /$.02
2004-02-23 10:54:59 – RANDAL’S PIMP
hmmmm slopeheads are all asians? lol
2004-02-23 11:28:30 – Matt K.
Question of the day: Is it wrong to pay prostitutes with counterfiet currancy? I mean after all they aren’t going to go tell the cops and all are they? I don’t think that I would really have any qualms about ripping off the ol’ local pot dealer with a few fakey greens ay. I wonder if they both would like a big tip to prove what a nice guy we are. HA HA!! That opens a whole avenue of illisit shoping to the average guy. The black market is open to those with enough dough to buy what ever they wish to indulge in. So I ask is it so wrong if you spread some snake money on these thugs. Technicaly if they did somthing wrong they broke the law and shouldn’t profit by it and if they use fako-bucks and go to jail for counterfiting, doesn’t that mean you are doing society a favor? Or does it just mean that we are mean ass pranksters with a load of new goodies. My the wonders of a two sided photocopy machine. By the way I believe the proper term for asiatic people to be zipper heads because of the way their skulls come apart when you blast them. This term originated it the vietnam war but I think has now grown to incompass all peoples of the Islamic persuasion. In that case, open licence on all those @##$%%$$% arabs and ^%^&% camel they screwed to get a ride into town. Seriously, if you want to get a real sick feeling in the pit of your stomach start looking up info about ^&^&%( islam on the web and see what a threat those #$#&$&$)%*^( pose to the U.S.A. Look up a site Linked to S.H.I.T.T. com. Anywho- Happy Mardi-Gras everybody and may the power of alkee-haul be in you. (Except for raghead/zipperhead arabs. They can go eat bacon and choke on it.) God bless America!!! Long live the Christian crusaiders and down with the infidel islamists. Have fun and good hunting!
2004-02-23 12:53:30 – Chester
WTF?
2004-02-23 14:30:35 – rand0m
I think Matt receives the "Off Topic post of the week" award. Where’s tony when you need him ?
2004-02-23 16:32:49 – realbighead
need tony? what’ve you been smoking?
2004-02-23 16:53:11 – rand0m
Nothing but pure, delicious crack.
2004-02-23 20:10:45 – Netheus
Dude. I don’t know what to say. Started out with happy petty racist non-sense, then became…. evil…. Anyway, you shouldn’t rip off prostitutes. How would you like to get paid in counterfeit for doing your job? I mean, you wouldn’t tip a waiter with fakes, would you? It’s just wrong. If you want to try to pay a drug dealer in counterfeit, that’s fine. Your the one who has to try and hide for the rest of your life.
2004-02-23 21:27:19 – Paulie
Hey Matt, the term for arabs is no longer ‘ragead’. The new vogue term is ‘Hajji’….
2004-02-24 09:58:49 – rand0m
*takes that down for later use* Also, check out [L=http://www.rsdb.org]http://www.rsdb.org[/L] – The Racial Slur Database – fun for you _and_ your friends!
2004-02-24 19:27:24 – Master Ha-reed
If "Hadji" is at all derived from the old Jonny Quest cartoon, that’s not much of an insult, since Hadji kicked ass.
2004-02-24 19:50:17 – Netheus
That is the funniest page on the whole entire internet.
2004-02-24 22:01:04 – Paulie
Hajji is arabic for Pilgrim. It is a term of respect used for those who have made the pilgrimage (the Hajj) to Mecca. Ironically, it is an insult akin to a slur if used for those who have not yet made the Hajj.
2004-02-24 23:24:23 – keener2u
Matt K., Never use that screen name again:) Thanks, Matt Keen
2004-02-25 10:38:19 – Manny
Thanks for clearing that up Keen. I thought I might have to take a day out from DLX to come down there.
2004-02-29 07:20:38 – keener2u
I see how it is…you should come down anyway…btw when is DLX?
2004-02-29 09:13:41 – Manny
19-21 Mar, but I probably wont have a car, so you should come up there bro.
2004-03-01 12:24:59 – Paulie
Hey I should be home before DLX….I’ll see you there (if our demobilization stuff gets over in time..)
2004-03-01 12:25:01 – Paulie
Hey I should be home before DLX….I’ll see you there (if our demobilization stuff gets over in time..)
2004-03-01 13:13:29 – Matt K.
Hey Keener, Sorry man I got stuck with this name when my mommy and daddy gave it to me. So now IT’S ALL MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!! MINE! MINE! MINE! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!! HA-HA! AAAAALLLLLLL MINE!! NAA-NAA ALL MINE! PS. Yea I would tip a waiter with funky muny. Most (let me be discrete, I’m not saying all) waiters give you such shitty service that I’d like to give ’em a few blasts of the ol’ scattergun as they run back and forth behind the bar like a friken goffer. Haven you ever noticed when you really need some actual service (HELP! I’M CHOKING!) that there dumb ass’s are out back swagging a smoke or jacking off or somthing. Also anything that it remoatly racist towards arabs; let me please apologise by SENDING YOU A BAG OF PORK RINDS AND A PICTURE OF GROUND ZERO NEW YORK!!!!!! DIE YOU FUCKING ALLAH LOVING PIGS! (Sorry.)sort of got carried away. Anyway-IT’S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!
2004-03-01 14:25:08 – Manuel
Dude that would be awesome. See all you jokers at DLX. Drag keen up there while your at it.
2004-03-03 13:09:30 – Netheus
A friend in school was just telling me that the majority of his English class doesn’t know what is meant by Bourgeois or Proletariat. Problem is, they are all around 40 years of age or older.
2004-03-03 18:56:31 – Dice
Is this the same site I glanced over a month ago? Wow. Reminds me of my racist Grandma. She’s pretty damn stupid, God bless her. Not only did she tell me not to go to a certain park because of the presence of "Gooks", that wasn’t enough. She had to slant her eyes upward while she did it. Not only was I stunned that she did that, but I was also stunned that any asians actually lived in Wisconsin. Go figure, and Go Cubs…(pretty much none of you know me)
2004-03-03 22:08:46 – Amanda
Hey boys, it sure would be nice to see you all there at DLX. I’m going to be there, I won’t let a broken leg stop me from that! See you there!
2004-03-04 00:58:49 – realbighead
also DLXing. sorry to whore out the comments section.
2004-03-04 11:14:51 – ‘just the way your mother likes it’
-i’m pretty sur that ‘gook’ is korean for ‘people,’ so gooks are koreans. or so the korean kids i hang out with claim. at any rate, you’re a fucking racist. my ass got rejected at yale , so it looks like i’ll be spending the next 4-6 years in lovely boulder,CO–though i guess seattle is still possible, they are sure are taking their sweet fuckign time in getting back to me. i’ll probably be back in CO over my spring break (3/20-3/30 ish). this, incidentally, means i’ll be there for my birthday. yes yes. that’s all i’ve got for now. this is jordan, bythe way.
2004-03-05 01:31:38 – Jackauls McBlackelbey
Hahaha. That dialogue seems like something that should be in a Kevin Smith movie. Nice. =P
2004-03-05 11:18:26 – pinky
hey jordan, coincidentally, i will be in boulder for the next year as a super senior. yay! beer when you show up. pinky
2004-03-06 01:55:31 – WC
Is it bad that you hate your birthday because of your parents? Hmm I think I need a pysch evealuation if that is so, because I am really not looking forward to tuesday. Where’s my free pot and beer? –joking But I could go for some beer. :-)
2004-03-06 16:15:53 – Netheus
WC- I just avoid them like the plague on my birthday. Last year, my mom jumped in front of my car in traffic on my birthday to hit me up for cash, and my dad left 10 messages on my phone telling me how much of a failure I was. Fortunetly, I unplugged the phone and ran to Manitou for the day, so it didn’t bother me.
2004-03-08 11:05:30 – Matt K.
Hey Dice, you aint’ one of them thar’ islamos’ is ya? We aint’ racist at tall’. We just like our lands sort of "heathen-free" if you catch my drift. Not sayin’ you aint’ American or nutten’ but might seem to be suffren’ from some kinda’ "patriotism deficiency" there buddy. Kinda like three thousand of our fellow countrymen who are suffren’ from "being dead like." Small hint, why don’t hop on the wagon, support the home team and come on in for the big win. Start playing from the same sheet music and reading on the same page son. I got a nephew in law that is taking morter fire in that God forsaken hell hole over there right now, and I bet if you asked him for his opinion right this second he could really tell you where to stick the whole middle east.
2004-03-08 11:29:03 – Matt K.
Hey Rando, time to update the site. What’s going on man? You all right? You haven’t updated since Febuary. You arn’t sick or somthing are you? Worried about you. If we don’t have more entertainment in three days, we’re gonna’ have the fire department break in and start looking for a corps. Don’t make me start my own sick site full of poop-jokes and Choc-o-meal general aplications. (Free beer to the first 100 site posters!)(Just joking, although we have plenty of prepaid prostitutes to go around. At least till they figure out all those 100$ bills came from the photocopy machine. Suckers.) P.S. Hell bent Rob, Drug dealers who actualy pay for the little stamp tend not to, lets’s say, have the best management skills. Thus getting picked off rather quickly by the ever prevalent Federal preditors. So no, they don’t pay taxes.(At least not for long.) P.S.S. Wow! I found a great use for new Super Iradiated Choc-o-meal! My kid found it actualy by mistake. Some how he got a little smear on a piece of paper by accident and then later a piece of steel got set on top. The next day the paper was superglue bonded/ welded to the steel better than any other adhesive I’ve ever seen.!!!! I bet I could stick the cat to the wall with this stuff. This is better than flubber!
2004-03-08 11:41:22 – Matt K.
YAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Super Iradiated Choc-o-meal! Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. I’ve eaten to much Choc-o-meal, should be renamed Choke-o-meal! Buy it cheap, it’s a great deal, even if it’s not a great meal! Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Let it sit to long and the top will peal. Something even crack addicts won’t steal! Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Use it like liquid steel, glue on that old boot heel. Tastes like a rotten slimmy old eel! Just try it, an your thoat tighten up and you will squeel! Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal. Choc-o-meal.
2004-03-08 14:36:58 – jordan’s sorry ass
hey. it’s me again. is there any way i could get someone to pick me up from the DIA on saturday the 20th (and if saturday isn’t the 20th, whichever saturday is close to the 20th)? i’ll pay you for gas, parking and buy you lunch. i haven’t bought the ticket yet in hopes that i’ll be able to work out a good time with whoever is nice enoughto pick me up. you ca email me at jweil1@uchicago.edu or give me a call at 773.480.0582. thanks loads.
2004-03-08 22:53:55 – Netheus
Not taking the bus back? ๐Ÿ˜‰
2004-03-09 08:46:05 – jweil
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKED-UP BUS.
2004-03-09 12:47:12 – realbighead
okay, so no one use the "b" word anymore. and if anyone can figure out what word sets New Crazy Matt off, don’t say that either.
2004-03-09 13:41:14 – Dice
"Small hint, why don’t hop on the wagon, support the home team and come on in for the big win." I hate bandwagoners. "I got a nephew in law that is taking morter fire in that God forsaken hell hole" You think that’s bad? My ex-roomate’s thrid grade teacher’s first love’s brother (my cousin) is living in Florida. Do you have any idea how many Spics live there? "…he could really tell you where to stick the whole middle east." I like the Middle East stuck just where it is: way fucking far away from here.
2004-03-09 15:04:32 – WC
"Small hint, why don’t hop on the wagon, support the home team and come on in for the big win." The bandwagon here in Denver is full of pretty white boys that make me wanna pound there face in when I see them. So I’d rather walk. "I got a nephew in law that is taking morter fire in that God forsaken hell hole" –Not my fault. It was his choice he signed up for the military. "…he could really tell you where to stick the whole middle east." I agree with Dice.
2004-03-10 01:06:53 – WC
OK I’m pissed. I wanna rant about something because I am irritated at a ‘female’ but don’t wanna share. So, all I have to say is RANDAL POST SOMETHING NEW! GRR. P.S. This is the alcohol talking. :)
2004-03-10 01:09:02 – WC
Anybody wanna try and get this comment thread to 50 comments before randal posts again? then we can nag him on aim about it :) Maybe if he doesn’t notice we can get the comments to 75 posts. Such a slacker. We are at 45 posts with this comment.
2004-03-10 09:10:24 – Netheus
I have had insomnia on and off for about a week now…ergh.. 44
2004-03-10 09:10:25 – Netheus
I have had insomnia on and off for about a week now…ergh.. 44
2004-03-10 23:06:39 – Master Ha-reed
Randal doesn’t post anymore. He must hate us. *sniffle*
2004-03-11 14:18:01 – WC
pure, simple, hate. :(
2004-03-11 16:05:57 – Netheus
Maybe he has new friends and he doesn’t need us anymore

Laundry, Flat Tire, Outing, Tax Dilemma

Okay, so I went to the Laundromat again on Sunday night. Not my normal laundromat, which is down the street, but over on the westside as it was late sunday night and I needed a 24 hour one. This trip wasn’t as crazy as it normally is. Well, actually, it was more “crazy” but less exciting. I got there right around 10:40pm and immediately noticed that their washers are newer than my normal laundromat’s, but it costs the same. I think. Honestly, I don’t even notice, I just keep plugging in the quarters until I think it’s ready to go. Regardless, at right around 11pm, ~10 minutes into my wash cycle, three people come in with a truckload of laundry. And by truckload, I mean [i]a truckload[/i], the back of a datsun pickup filled with laundry, covered with a tarp. Not the highest class gang I’ve ever met. Among them was a guy who was crazy as a loon who kept on going on about how “his people”, referring to his own indian heritage?, called the Sioux indians “Prairie Niggers”. He found this quite amusing, and regalled us with the same tale 8-9 times in an hour. Fascinating. The other people, however, were quite normal and were pleasurable company. The time came, and I left with all my laundry – a slow laundry run, coming in at 1h 39m. I woke up and got ready to go to work on Sunday morning and came out to a flat tire on the front-left of my truck. I was unhappy, and walked the requisite 2 blocks to work. Later that evening, James helped me put my spare on so I could go do laundry and such. I got the flat tire fixed for $8, from their normal $16, over at Tire King, just west of Academy on Galley. Good group of guys over there, very fast service, and said they’d cut a deal on my next set of tires. Cool beans. I’ll need to put the real tire back on in place of the spare sometime this week. I went out with [L=http://pinklaura.blogspot.com]Laura[/L] on Saturday night, as she was in town and (I presume) had nothing better to do. We went over to Phantom Canyon and got to enjoy a total solace downstairs – didn’t see any other customers while we were there. I had a good time, especially because Laura is much more fluent and literate than I when it comes to conversing about variably complex topics, ranging from beer to politics to affirmative action. It was nice to have a sit down with her. She isn’t as loony 1-on-1 as she is in a group, and I found myself agreeing with her liberal views on several topics. It really was a breath of fresh air – thanks Laura :-). I have a tax quandry. I made some bucks (untaxed) on some contract work and have to pay the taxes on it real soon now. Depending on how I file that income with the IRS, it will cost me either $820 or $418, alongside a $386 refund ($434 or $32, out of pocket). This is quite the ethical dilemma, and is running the risk of an audit? What the hell is there to audit, here’s my W2 & my 1099, what do I owe now? The difference? I am thinking that it is worth it to intentionally misfile, save the $400 right now then run the slight risk of getting flagged and asked to refile. Oh, the $402 tax difference is FICA/Medicaid/Social Security. Isn’t it great that over 35% of my income goes to Federal taxes? And that I can get 50% of that money back by *not* paying for F/M/SS, which are things I will never use in my lifetime? Incredible. I talked to Sammi the other day, and she, despite being hundreds of miles away, is still incredible. Even three or four sentences from her, over a terribly impersonal medium like the intarweb, totally makes my day. Also amazing. [b]Update[/b]: I totally forgot to mention that there is now a Photos link up at the top that goes to the galleries I’ve collected. Also, the rand0m.org database has been cleaned up considerably, so the site should feel a lot faster.

2004-02-10 18:26:43 – Jared Seehafer
I really wouldn’t worry about not seeing anything from Social Security. The govt will do anything it can before it starts wiping out social security, because old people are cranky and they vote more than us youngins.
2004-02-11 15:44:32 – Hellbent Rob
Randal, I saw that Matt K. has been posting last month. Damn surprised that he’d look any of us up, or that he would even give a shit. Oh well, I figure we’ve all escaped the assylum with a decade to clear our heads. Anyhow, I hope that he is well and that he’ll be able to restart his business. Never thought I’d hear from him again. If its okay, I’d like to try to keep in touch through your website, but truthfully, I’m not ready to make personal contact with him yet. Hell man, I swore I wouldn’t come back to the Springs until my 10th high school reunion, and so far I’m keeping that promise. My kid Cameron is turning 2 on friday 2/13/04; give me a call, I’ll be home all day.
2004-02-11 16:32:02 – rand0m
jesus it’s like a freakin family reunion in here! *plots about buying kohutek.com to clear off rand0m.org*
2004-02-11 22:36:44 – Hellbent Rob
my sentiment exactly, so don’t get all sappy on me. Occassionally, I miss our little F***ed-up herd. I hope that the holy rollers don’t give you too much grief. I’m always still surprised that you didn’t run for the hill like the rest of us little inmates.
2004-02-12 08:35:08 – Netheus
I am getting an $1100 tax refund. Thing is, I only paid in like $450. It’s the I am poor and going to college tax refund. It’s so great.
2004-02-12 17:15:03 – WC
GOD DAMN it dude. I bet you never thought you’d be able to have all your family just start posting away on your site. LOL. Hooray for google.
2004-02-12 21:51:31 – JoeY
cool stuff, yay for laundry stories!!!
2004-02-17 14:32:30 – Matt K.
Dear rando, what’s up! Bit of advice about taxes. If you do things for money as a private contractor you can lie to the government all you want. It’s your word against theirs. You give them the poor mouth and hide your earnings in the other pocket. Just don’t be stupid and put any of it in a bank where they can monitor it. Simply put, if the party you worked for didn’t report those earnings to the govement, then they didn’t actualy happen. Remember the old saying, documentation is everything. If it ain’t documented, it didn’t happen. Besides the I.R.S. is a downsized toothless lion now and won’t go after you unless you really poke them with a stick. They have less pesonel and resources to simply do the same negligent job they alswys did. And if somehow you manage to get targeted out of the other millions of more atractive targets available you simply file for a hearing, push it off several years, refile several times and take advantage of the same beurocratic slowness that they use. If you ever manage to get held liable for lost funds you simply have a tax counciler go and refile again for pennies on the dollar settlement and arange for a payment plan. By then your 85 years old and it don’t matter anyways. Hey Robert! What the, how the heck are you!!!!!! Damn good to hear from you. I have really missed you. Hey sorry about life as we grew up. I make bad choices like everybody else. Glad to see that other people thought that our youth was rather…..odd. Guess we all just got out of dodge any way we could. Life is good now and I’m real glad to hear that you are doing well. Sometimes it’s a struggle to just figure out what direction to go in, but once you get yourself pointed in the right direction and work hard everything works out. Real happy to hear from you. Thought that I had lost you and rando. Heck even Marla was kind of nice to see as an adult. (not nearly as pychotic). So I would realy like to get to know you guys again as adults without the "mom" effect. Remember as always, "Don’t eat the big green mint in the urinal. It’s not good for you." P.S. I have discovered another property of aged choc-o-malt-o-meal. If properly aged to the right consistancy this matterial has extrordinary elastic properties. So much so that it can be used as a subtitute for possible silicone implants?? I have also found that after long periods of exposure to high dose electromagnetic radiation it still makes a pretty good ashtray. With prolonged treatment I wonder if it will make a suitable rubber door stop. So long from the land of the gentle (and mental.) Matt K.
2004-02-17 16:22:01 – WC
ok, hypothecally. Do drug dealers think about paying taxes? I sure wouldn’t if I was a dealer. Cuz think about it. We pay income taxes because our government helps (or tries) to ensure our economy has jobs for its citizens; us. But since the government is very much against illicit drug use, I’d think that legally the government couldn’t legally tax a dealer since the government doesn’t try to ensure a market for the dealer. Which brings me to my next question. Would you consider a drug dealer a ‘private distributor’, ‘personal chemical therapist’, or something else. Ideas?
2004-02-17 17:03:54 – Netheus
how about unlicensed pharmacist?
2004-02-19 19:12:51 – JoeY
notice, randal’s post is exactly 420 pm lol
2004-02-19 23:04:45 – Netheus
Today was beautiful. The thick grey clouds just hung on all day, and the fluffy white ones just kept rolling in and out all day, and right before sunset there were little white ones that were just hanging in the foot hills, resting in the valleys. The rain made the smoke on the trees turn black, and mountains just seemed bluer than usual. I love days like today.
2004-02-21 23:56:57 – WC
yah, ph3ar. And I say if we should have system in place to keep out of state (aliens) in their own stupid state. I’m gready for Colorado. Hehe.
2004-02-26 10:35:15 – Hellbent Rob
WC, Yes the federal government does tax drug dealers. It requires illicit drug dealers to purchase a special stamp/label for each gram of the illicit substance, hence it is a form of sales tax/licensing fee/user surcharge. Remember, the Feds didn’t nail Al Capone on racketeer, that charge was made statutory years later, he was caught evading taxes. Income tax does not just go to the economy for providing jobs. A huge portion of your tax dollar actually goes to servicing the national debt, which as we know is the interest on bonds and securities it sells to banks and brokers. This however, does influence the economy in the form of monetary policy, or the availability of loanable funds. Fiscal policy is the Government ability to influence the economy through taxing and spending, but isn’t used as often or as forcefully as monetary policy. What the Feds really blow your money on after servicing the debt is on defense, social security, medicare and medicaid, and intergovernmental fund transfers. As far as the IRS having no teeth, well it has been severely curtailed during the Clinton Administration when he downsized the federal government. You can file for a hearing with several appeal opportunities, but it isn’t as indefinite as previously mentioned. The IRS administrative hearing is an alternative to the judicial remedy of the normal courts and the process usually only takes one to two years before the IRS punts it back to the federal courts or decides to set up some kind of payment schedule at reduced rates. But it is not unusual for some cases to take much longer before it passes the buck. However, there are certain things that statutorily it can not reduce repayment on such as student loans, back child support, etc. The best way to get flagged for tax evasion is to be a contractor. The IRS has industry actuary statements on how much types of contractors make in your area, and if it looks funny they may investigate, but it is unlikely, unless you’re making a killing under the table. Also remember that tax evasion is both a criminal and civil charge which means that they may not nail you on the criminal charge, but may nail you on the civil side because it doesn’t have to prove its cause beyond a reasonable doubt.
2004-03-08 10:42:53 – Matt K.
Yeah but remember the law of the wild, if you blend in with the rest of the herd when they flock it tends to stump preditors like the I.R.S. into nonaction. They tend to hunt units of a flock that differentate themselves from the rest in some manor. Dr. flemming found that by painting a red stripe on a zebra that it was the same thing as signing it’s death warrent on the plains of africa. As the commecial goes what can a red painted zebra tell us about mutual funds. Nothing, but the point is the I.R.S. has a real hard time picking out one zebra from a herd of a few thousand. Safety in numbers. Just don’t stick your head up. Plus rule number 2#) As a contractor, you are your own boss and being the boss means making winning decisions. Telling the I.R.S. that you are a contractor is not a winning decision. In fact telling the Gov. any information is not a winning decision. The rule says silence is golden because you can only operate on the info at hand. Rule 3#)Safety is when nobody knows what you are doing. Security is when they don’t even suspect that your acting covertly. As one of my anti-gov. / crazy nam’ friends calls it "Stay off the mike and fly stealth." And like I say, "All problems can be solved with high explosives." EXAMPLE: The Federal building bombing. Primarilly this is an example of when a half dozen or so, zebras have taken enough shit and then kick the bejeesus out of the lion. I say more kicking.

Totally worthless buddy list post

Here is the buddy list changes I made today. Please note that if you’re listed here, you’re either doing a good job and have moved up in BuddyListValue, or you suck ass and have lost points. [b]New[/b] New Group “EGC” Made [b]Migrations:[/b] DiscoNova has been upgraded into the “Team Weberstreet” group Wonderfish19 has been downgraded to the “misc peepz” group insaneblackdog has left “Team Weberstreet” and is in “Misc Peepz” anubis452 has been moved from “Peepz” to “Misc Peepz” fallabella3 has moved from “Peepz” to “Misc Peepz” flair4fire has moved from “Peepz” to “Misc Peepz” xxxjoeyinsanexxx has moved from “Peepz” to “EGC” ufogmng has moved from “Peepz” to “EGC” SilentKid1783 has moved from “Misc Peepz” to “EGC” Ross86 has moved from “Misc Peepz” to “EGC” GZDoka has moved from “Peepz” to “Misc Peepz” [b]removals:[/b] prezlis (misc peepz) thefascistrag (peepz) aberjoiner99 (weberstreet) clubbel (weberstreet) megfoot (peepz) digtalabys (misc peepz) plasticchips (misc peepz) psych028 (misc peepz) nobody (misc peepz) dcartman22 (misc peepz) akamc17 (misc peepz) JeanUST (misc peepz) kurty757 (misc peepz) linecipha (misc peepz) traveler422 (misc peepz) jerang111 (misc peepz) MstrPrgmmr (misc peepz) SACool073 (misc peepz) Vanyel1027 (misc peepz)

2004-02-05 03:06:43 – WC
-) o0! I know some of those ppl that got removed. Hmm you beat me to removing them off my list :-). -) Horray for shopping at Viki See’s. Cuz helping girls shopping for underwear knowing that in a few hours you get to help her try it on and off. ๐Ÿ˜€ -) Ok, so James you should goto SPLAT with me on Saturday. Call me if you wanna but its all day saturday and I’d be coo if you came. Randal has my cell #. -) On the BF1942 front, I totally can pwn you randal ๐Ÿ˜€ -) I think that is it, other than I really hate it when windows 98 computers stop doing DNS.
2004-02-05 03:53:03 – pinky
i remain unchanged. woo woo woo. or you could create a totally new category for me called "la fabulosa". yes, that sounds good.
2004-02-05 08:03:57 – yourmother
OOOH! OOOOH! I wanna be on one of your buddy lists! (this is jordan, by the way). i have an AIM account, and my screen name is atomuc. ADD ME!!! ADD ME!!!
2004-02-05 08:20:14 – The Disco Nova
I’m definitely thinking about going. My cell is 2011104
2004-02-05 10:49:40 – Joey
wow now randal is ranking his friends, lol ok but when is the next laun-dry story?……… the world waits….
2004-02-05 11:22:48 – Netheus
yeah, I just cleaned out my aim list too…. so depressing…
2004-02-05 15:47:39 – Siaokh
Interesting to see some of the same names on your buddy list that are on mine. I really need to prune mine down. Kind of makes you wonder about the whole 7-degrees of separation thing. Livejournal kind of has something like this, and there’s some aim thing (where you upload your buddy list). Fancy Fancy. So Randal… How do you know Brett *MstrPrgmmr (misc peepz)*? -Tim *PUNCH* has returneth
2004-02-05 16:39:28 – rand0m
Honestly, I wish I knew. I don’t think I know him in real life, but somehow he got on my list. I don’t think I ever talked to him, hence the removal :-/
2004-02-06 04:30:01 – Dice
Was surprised to get an instant message from Sir Rand0m a few days ago. I guess it had something to do with the clean out (and slashdot being down). I’m guessing I’m one of the many fodder filling up misc peepz, just where I should be. ROCK! Surprisingly, not ONE of the people that you upgraded or downgraded are on my buddy list. That’s a coincidence in uncoincidence.
2004-02-08 07:29:13 – Netheus
Sorry, I need to whine. I hate Media Hysteria. Because of the bird flu and the mad cow scare, and some super freeze in the lower latitudes, I paid $11 for 4 chicken breasts, $7 for a marinating stake, and $1.70/lb. for apples last night. But, the salmon stake was only $2.00.
2004-02-09 16:41:02 – WC
wo0 rand0m.org seems to be running faster omg! hooray for deleting 498787 rows eh?
2004-02-09 16:42:48 – rand0m
Yea, did a bunch of DB cleansing – the site should be running noticably faster.