monday, monday [da-daa, da-d-da-daaa]

So it’s Monday again. This particular day of the week never, ever ceases to keep coming back. It’s like a leech, it just latches on and won’t let go until you’re sucked dry. On the docket today – absolutely not much. Maybe trying to get that database to work. If I feel up to it, and I don’t decide to just fuck around all morning.

Went out last night with Tore, Emily, Matt and Darcy. Yes, *that* Matt [the Burnz!] and yes, *that* Darcy [his ex]. I don’t know about them, but I had a really good time. Matt’s a riot – I miss his comedy; it’s priceless. Darcy didn’t seem to bad … she’s a looker, and was really nice, what with the smiling and eye contact. I think Matt did better than I did when it came to finding the girl who would cause much anguish. Lucky bastard. Anywho, it was a really good time, and I’m glad we all got together – thanks guys!

I’m always worried that when I meet a new girl that I’m going to come across as creepy, or worse, gay. Why? Well, it’s as simple as my friendliness and massive fucking maw that rarely stops moving. I mean, I meet a nice girl, and instead of being confident, mysterious and enticing, I am a friendly, uber-outgoing, “hi-how-are-you-great-nice-to-meet-you-I’m-randal-did-I-say-hi?-here’s-my-card!” I’m sure that it really makes the first impression a ‘damn he’s weird’ one. Ideas on how to fix this, besides stop being me?

It’s New Year’s Eve … I’m supposed to be joyous and everything, but I’m not … it’s just another day for me – that is, until the booze comes out. I’m stoked about getting thoroughly mind-boggling smashed. Also, the left hand side is updated, with a new mp3otw and other stuff. And the moving out page is getting stale, so go there and add something!

2001-12-31 13:33:39 – realbighead
hey disco, first post! hahahahahahahahahahH!!!!!!!1111roofle
2001-12-31 15:01:44 – The Disco X
/e finger
2001-12-31 15:02:24 – The Disco X
more of Randalll whining, not really worth posting about, no new material, just recycled sobbing.
2001-12-31 16:21:10 – rand0m
Hey, fuck you – I can’t help that I complain and bitch a lot. Well, I can, but I don’t, because there isn’t that much else that’s interesting that I can put up here. I mean, if things were always happy go lucky and equally uninteresting, I’m sure everyone would quickly tire of "My day was so good today, I love life!" It’s not really whether it’s good or bad – it’s whether or not it can hold your attention for more than a few moments.
2001-12-31 19:47:57 – The Disco X
Note the humorous sarcasm I was using. Relax. Drink more.
2002-01-01 10:31:07 – tony
holy shit, i just woke up and the house is still in one piece, nothing burned done or thing kind of disappointed

ahhh, beautiful weather

It’s nice and chilly outside, overcast, a little gray & sunshine, the best. The only way it could be better is if there were no wind. Sometimes I wonder why weather sucks so much. I woke up this morning and noticed right away that my left ankle felt funny — only thing I can think of is that it’s now a pressure barometer, like I’ll be able feel the bad weather coming in my ankle. That bodes not so well for future arthritis endeavors. Ahh well, that’s the breaks. And the snaps. And the excruciating pain that eminates from there when I am bad.

You think that you have lots of body hair, eh? I was thinking about it last night, and there is at least twice as much hair on your head as there is on the rest of your body combined. If you’re me, that is. I thought about what it would be like to shave my legs, and then I promptly began to feel like watching Titanic. It was terrible. Luckily, though, I pulled out my oh-so-masculine “Mustangs and Fords” magazine and rejuvinated my ailing testerone levels.

Spent the morning / early afternoon here at work again, getting our stuff ready for the move to the new and improved billing system, which is supposed to be live on 01/02/02. I am amazed at how much documentation there is on the net when it comes to SQL – it sure helped a lot. That’s the gist — Don’t think I’m doing much today besides eating with Steve and his brother Dave, and maybe seeing a movie? Any fly honeys out there up for a good flick? And a New Year’s party? I feel pretty lame not having a woman to smooch when the clock strikes … that’s the breaks again, though.

2001-12-29 15:21:21 – Burnz
I’ll give you some tounge-lovin’ SQL man.
2001-12-30 02:36:00 – The Disco X
Ankle, stretch it, then soak it in epsum salts and rose petals for 15 minutes, does wonders Body hair, trim your armpits, pelvic region, and chest with a pair of clipppers with a 1/4" gaurd, you’ll feel more comfortable, smell less when you sweat, and women will be more enticed to give blowjobs. Woman for new years? just grab a rand0m one nearby, trust me, they won’t al be taken by then.
2001-12-30 02:52:19 – rand0m
way, way too much information … but goddamn, 1/4" chest hair? Are you a fucking gorilla or something? As for the women, I don’t know. I may be a super kisser, but it’s getting to the kissing that’ll be tough. Unless everyone is drunk. No problems then. πŸ˜‰
2001-12-30 03:26:22 – Laura
randal? super kisser? ah no! more like "hi, i’m going to slobber all over your lower facial area now." ok, that was mean, but oh so true. also, james or tony or someone else 21, if i give you some money, can you buy me booze for monday? and…this new mick jagger CD is pretty damn good.
2001-12-30 03:38:04 – rand0m
I’m sorry, but when was the last time we kissed? Oh right, a long, long, looong time ago. I’d like to think I am a much better kisser now, having had much more experience, than I had when I was young and dumb. At least I’m told I’m a good kisser … but of course, women are ready to lie openly if it makes someone feel okay about themselves. $.02
2001-12-30 15:55:51 – tony
Laura, is this a cell phone… prank caller, prank caller! hang up! yeah, give me a call on the cell 719-213-7540

11 o’clock, working time.

It’s friday morning, and I’ve been at work for about 20 minutes. It’s great. I went to the driver’s license place this morning and got rid of my probationary license, and now have a fully 100% functional license: until January 9th, that is. That’s the happy news of the day.

The other happy news of the day is that I think I’m finally done with the ex-girlfriend issues. I made up a nice list of concessions, after writing down a bunch of my thoughts, and – to the beautiful rhythms of the Fight Club soundtrack – went through and figured everything out for myself. No, I won’t list the concessions – you could probably figure them out without my help, but they are for me and not you guys πŸ˜‰ So, in the future, if I start ranting and raving about a past relationship, look at me sternly and say “remember the concessions?” – it should put me in my place right quick.

More as the day progresses :-)

Update: Get this – ran into Tore and Janelle over at the Perk on my way back to work [from fixing a mis-flashed router]. She looks terrible with the cast thing happening, and she dropped her phone in the full-of-water sink, while on — suck. It was good to see them both :-)

2001-12-28 12:24:11 – The Disco X
Can I just bitch slap you and tell you to STFU instead like I usually do?
2001-12-28 15:30:20 – rand0m
Yes, that will work equally well.

I’m back & Lord of the Rings

Well, after a treacherously long 10 hour journey from Salt Lake City, Utah to Colorado Springs, CO, I am finally home. Home sweet home. You have no idea how great it is to be home. Ahhh, home sweet home.

Went out and saw Lord of the Rings last night with Emily, Laura and Tore [note that awesome alphabetizing skill!]. I had a good time, cuz 1, I got to pick-up Emily … her Dad is a good guy … can’t really say why, but even though he’s at least 6’4″ and 300 pounds, he’s not scary. That’s a good thing πŸ˜‰ And yea, the movie was really, really kickass. I mean, it whomped everything I’ve seen this year with no problem. Ahh, luscious Lord of the Rings. Admittedly, Sauron looks like a Power Ranger, but that’s okay, because the move just rocked. If you haven’t seen it, see it now. If you have seen it, see it again with me when I see it with Burnz when he comes down :-D.

Came to work today at 10, and jesus christ it’s nice to be back. Everybody missed me — they’re like “man, it’s tough to keep everything running when you’re not around” :: that’s job security for you πŸ˜‰ Anywho, ran some cable with Jack, got my finger slashed pretty good by his pocket knife, and just all in all am having a good day.

Good news on the ticket front – I’ll post about that tomorrow once I glean more info. It’s so good to be back.

Update: Well, for all you happy folks out there in internet land, I have a special treat for you! Not only is there still the Moving Out Page but there is now an Archives Page! It is handily located up in the See & Do section — check it out :-)

2001-12-27 19:25:30 – The Disco X
I concur, Emily’s dad is a great guy, stuck up for me when Lauren’s parents called him…
2001-12-27 22:44:09 – realbighead
I always know my day goes better when I’m experiencing arterial bleeding.

yippee-ay-yeah, cowbow!

8:52am and we’re leaving Utah as soon as I post. I hope to be back in the springs around 7 — I know all you monkeys out there are just frothing at the bit to get your alottment of glorious me: all you need now is a little patience πŸ˜‰

On another note, over there on the left hand side a the top there is the navigation section. You’ll note that there is now a Moving Out link — follow it for mysterious prize #2! No, seriously, it’s a page I whipped up so that you, yes, you could give me some reasoning on moving out – both good and bad. Take a peek, it’s good. And the code behind it is terrible, but it works fine!

Once I hit northern colorado, I’ll start calling you peepz to see what’s going on – Tore, you still down for LotR? I’ll be back soon!

2001-12-26 17:59:43 – Siaokh
That movie is all about whitey keepin the brotha down… DOWN I SAY. -Tim (no, i’m just bored)
2001-12-27 12:59:24 – realbighead
what, is sauron the black power ranger?

misc notes

Today was a good day, for a couple reasons. Primarily, I saw sunlight – at least 10 minutes of pure, unadulterated sunlight. It was glorious. I saw my brother, which was nice. Spoke to a couple people in the springs [via cell], and that was nice too. Yup, that was about it.

Depending on how things go in ~ 2 1/2 weeks, I’ll be selling my truck. Because of this, anybody who wants to go on a ride in the emobiment of my teen-age years needs to make sure they do so prior to me losing my license. I know you all don’t care that much, but I do. [sniffle sniffle] … kind of an end of an era, you know? Ahh well, like I said in the last post – approaching big bad 20, and I have shit to do.

I went Christmas shopping with family today. While that in itself is as close to hell as one can get, that’s not the important part. The important part is that Utah is full of fine ass bitches. Seriously, everywhere I turn, there’s another firm-bodied, hottt girl. At the store. On the street. In front of me, walking, bagging my sister’s purchases, helping little kids cross the street — they’re everywhere. And every single fucking one of them is married. Not kidding. Seriously, here in Utah, if you’re 19 and female, you are married. It made me sort of ill, realizing that every girl I looked at was another guy’s woman. Fucking whack. And the worst part is this – at any time, 3 out of 5 girls are wearing fuck-me boots. Yes, those calf-high, form-fitting black leather boots that make me want to perform vigorous horizontal activity with the wearer. The whole woman scene here is truly terrifying. I want to be back where the girls are not married at 19, where they are still young, single and don’t have 3 kids.

Update: Went to church today. That was crap. Except for the oh-so-plentiful hot married chicks in fuck-me boots. You want to woo me? Well, if you’re female, you’re mostly done already. But if you wear fuck-me boots, I’m sold.

Sometimes you just think yourself into a stupor. Anybody ever done that? I do it on occasion – It usually gets me really down. Being here in Utah away from comfortable-land isn’t helping::

2001-12-23 02:36:45 – tony
congratulations on your soon to be turning 20 and FUCK YOU for reminding me of ex-girlfriends… i’ve been doing fine without thoughts of girlfriends, current absence of or that of ex-girlfriends, but now, in my lulls from thinking where my mind wanders or lapses into thought, it’s about ex-girlfriends…. FUCKKKKKKK. seriously man, it wouldn’t be so bad if i had bad experiences with ex’s but shit, not the case…. this right now translated into the color spectrum is white, fucking grade AAA anger absolution
2001-12-23 02:50:53 – The Disco X
Continuing the last thread…. And let me give you some advice that I’ve never been able to take. She was your first love, forget about her, everything about her, don’t talk to her, call her, talk to her friends, have coffee for her, throw out all the pictures of her, anything, trust me, you’ll be alot happier, unless for some wierd reason she is willing to take you back
2001-12-23 04:47:56 – Burnz
I don’t agree with Disco on this one either really. My personal belief is that hiding from someone that meant so much to you, rather than being adult enough to put the past behind you and decide logically whether or not you want buddy Janelle in your life and realizing that you can’t have sex Janelle is a lot better than burning the bridge. This will most likely lead to not wanting to see her, because sex Janelle was much more fun than buddy Janelle, but at least do the hard thing and admit the feelings and deal with their reprocussions. Once again, this is only Burnz opinion, had this been a verified truth, you would have been given detailed instructions on what to do after the tone. Equipment that could keep Burnz on his high horse is being tested during this time. However, if you do see sex Janelle, drop her my number and make sure you find a way to slip in the phrase "good with his hands" or "amazing stamina".
2001-12-23 04:49:56 – Burnz
And why is everyone having ex issues right now? Tony, rand0m, me. Is this a fad? A trend? Will old navy be peddling these "funky retro-chicks" in a low cut style, or with flared bottoms?….mine could use a flared bottom now that I think about it. But my issues are good, so y’all be trippin….understandably though.
2001-12-23 12:41:42 – rand0m
I think Disco is wrong here, too — running away may feel okay, but it’s pretty weak. Believe me, if I see sex Janelle instead of Buddy Janelle [highly unlikely … (suck)], nobody is going to know about it. I don’t ask anyone [especially her] about their sex lives, and don’t intend to talk about mine. Or the horrendous lack thereof. And, just to clear things up – the ex issues for me are past :: this particular phase was a small clarification – although it might have been destructive if I was a sap, it hasn’t been. Seriously though, I try to conjure up some long-term rage and it just fails. I can’t do it to anyone, much less her. Oh, and I bet everyone is on an ex-trip because of the holidays – I know that I think about having someone to cuddle with fairly often, and gotta harden myself with the fact that it’s not happening. $.02 — best of luck with the ex, el-mucho-studo.
2001-12-24 11:50:51 – The Disco X
so Randal, think you can hook me up with your old tech support job? I want a night job while I’m goiung to school.

goddamn posting spree

yea, so it’s fucking 2am and I’m still awake. This place is giving me the fucking shakes — my nerves are on fire every second that I’m awake. My whole trip so far has been on-edge, and extremely not-so-fun. Today was by far the best day, because I saw my immediate family [mom, dad & sis], and my grandparents, and that’s it. No one else. However, the grandparents are a very, very sad story.

My sister got one of her molars pulled. Apparently it was in really bad shape … she was up all night with pain, and went to the dentist today, and they advised to pull it, so they did. She’s miserable. And she whines a lot. Even before the tooth incident, all she did was bitch about how the family treats her like a little kid … my reaction was “only because you allow it.” … it’s very true … I may *be* a little kid [well, not really], but nobody fucks around with me because I’m not going to take their shit … back on track, my sister is a good girl, but she complains a lot about everything. Annoying.

Sitting around talking to Burnz again tonight … pretty sombering. We’re both nearing 20, and we have both realized that we have gone nowhere, and done nothing. We even got into this bullshit little fight about who sucks more … me mentioning the no-license thing, him mentioning his poor webmastering skills … it all kind of shook itself out: we suck, we know it, and to be quite fucking honest, there’s not much we can do about it right now. Sad, depressing, all that other shit.

Update: On another extremely depressing front, reliable word has it that my previous girlfriend thought our whole relationship was, and I quote, “a mistake.” How’s that for a confidence booster, eh?

Update (another one!): Today has been not much better than any other day. I spent most of it stonewalling and trying to keep people’s bullshit out of my face. Went and saw some mormon movie, and it was shit. “other side of heaven” it was called. thought about theatre hopping, but 1) they have tons of people working there, like 1-1 patron/employee ratio and 2) I was in the middle of the fucking row. That was today, for the most part.

I finished both of my books – William Gibson’s Neuromancer and the same’s Burning Chrome – both were very good. I’m going to try and get Fellowship of the Ring done before Christmas. Oh, I hear it’s blizzarding in Co.Springs – it’d be pretty nice to have that here; Utah weather is this light-gray, all the time. There is no sun, there is no snow, just this terrible, heat-sapping light-gray. It’s bad.

2001-12-21 08:37:10 – The Disco X
Let me clue you in Randalll, women are flaky. Yours was flakier than most. Women ALWAYS say that it was a mistake when they break up with somebody. I would say that it was a mistake on your part to date her, but you got to hit it, so it wasn’t so bad.
2001-12-21 12:43:34 – Burnz
Now that is flagrantly untrue. Maybe every woman calls Disco a mistake, but mine at least say "it was a learning experience" usually. There is the occassional crazy bitch that wants to renounce the entire occurence, but from what I have seen they are fewer and farther between. You just got lucky Randal and found one of them.
2001-12-21 19:04:55 – wooo zahhh
well i didn’t tell anyone that i was going snowboarding, so it turns out, i actually went, thus, i have figured out how my mind works… i am antisocial when i want to have fun, hmmm, or maybe not, which isn’t saying much, i’m a computer science major, and i’ll leave it to getting a girlfriend thats a psych major or a major psycho to figure it out oh yeah, fuck it, the riding was fucking awesome, total bliss, reminded me of how much peace i get from riding on teh mountain… just ah so nniiccee
2001-12-21 19:19:48 – nell
i’d like to know who he considers reliable sources. if i did say that, it was taken entirely out of context. i still think it was one of the best experiences of my life. and i’m kind of curious as to why i’m thought to be a flake, but i don’t really feel like getting into it. in any case, i disagree. and i hope, at least, that randal doesn’t find our relationship any more of a mistake than i do.
2001-12-21 21:36:24 – bastard
dizamn on the mothafuckin what the fuck I don’t care if you guys laugh at this or not, i hope you do, laughter is the medicine that doesn’t require a prescription, lame, unlike vicodin which does, fucking lame!!!! alright, here goes, i can’t handle this distance relationship with this girl, because, i like physical intimacy, actually, i just want to hold her… yeah, ex-girlfriends, they’re good, but like a book you’ve read, it’s not the same as the first time, but you can always read them over and over again, unless someone else has jizzed between certain pages… ha ha, that was funny, i’m drunk, oh shit, shouldn’t done that, woops, too late
2001-12-22 00:12:33 – rand0m
Disco has a point … a shitty one, but a point. The "always say it was a mistake" thing sounds pretty valid, but sure doesn’t make me feel any better. I don’t know what to say to Janelle about the whole thing — I can’t understand a context problem when it comes to this particular thing, but I don’t think it was a mistake. I’d do it again. T-Bar … where’d you go boarding at? And man, that’s quite the analogy :: to bad I can’t re-read that book πŸ˜‰
2001-12-22 02:16:32 – The Disco X
Always trust me to tell you the horrible truth. An I read Neuromancer today, I’ll have to borrow that other one from you. I bought it like 5 years ago but never read it for some reason.
2001-12-28 12:52:21 – annoying sister
FUCK YOU! You are by far the most arrogant, puffed up loser I have ever met. All you do is mull over "deep and confounding" thoughts. But the truth is, that you are a spoiled brat, who has way too much time on his hands. I can whine and puke and cry, but I have a reason, yet Randal when you whine you use eloquent words and prose. I feel sorry that you are such a shallow person. However, that being said, I found you to be pissy, difficult,and full of attitude all X-mas, However that is how teenagers act and you my dear, are the epitomy of teenager. Shape up. As for whining……I still love ya. M

from the trenches of hell …

So I thought I’d put something up just to do it. I have a hair of free time right now [well, all morning] and my website and my fans deserve all the love and attention that I can douse them with.

So far, Utah is everything I thought it would be — dreary, terrible weather, unbelievably intolerable family, and the kicker, a bed that is a futon! Yesterday was pretty hellish … went over to the grandparents’ house, and it was really sad. It made my insides ache to be over there: it just reaks of impending death :-/ Ditched out of there, and went shopping with my sister. I have very little to say about that besides “there are lots of hot girls here in UT, and they are all married by age 20.” The shopping was blah. Didn’t go see LotR, because every theatre in town was sold out :: I guess ritualistic satan worshipping really rakes in the bucks here.

Today, I have done nothing besides sitting here with my laptop on this nice futon and surfing / doing some light work. Fixed a couple small non-rand0m.org website issues, and spoke to Jack. Heading out to celebrate my dad getting a job [that’s another news post] at Red Lobster … I hear that everyone is out from college — which means nothing to me because I’m here in UT. But yea, apparently Laura is headed into town, Emily was out yesterday, Sammi is on her way as well [I think]. That’s the gist. And, in other news, The Burnz continues to be the good brother when it comes to mind-bending, heart-impaling situations — especially when it cames to Paco, and his gang of angry felonious-walmart-box-stackers.

2001-12-20 16:04:46 – Burnz
Lawrence, not Paco.
2001-12-20 17:23:05 – rand0m
Lawrence, Paco, Jesus, Roberto … they’re all angry-mexican names. Not my job to keep them straight when relaying stories about how Burnz sets them G-Funks straight by gettin all up in their whack-ass-fly face and showing them muddafuckahs who’s The Man. :-)

ahhhh hell

So I’m here in Utah already. Woke up around 4am and was out of the springs by five — which means I was here at 3. I got a phone call from steve, which kicks ass — I guess that if you call my phone while I’m here in UT, I’ll still get it. That’s pretty damn cool. Anywho, figured out some shipping issues with my laptop battery and got a dial-up account for here in UT [via UUNet, w0o!]. And that’s all so far.

The drive consisted of me listening to some CDs with my big headphones on while being unable to hear anything else. Oh, and sleep. Lots of sleep. Unfortunately, though, I’ve been here less than 2 hours and I’ve already been hit with the “so, I hear you’re losing your license” thing twice. My mother’s inability to keep private shit private is one of the top 3 reasons I really, really didn’t want to come — the other two are 1) family and 2) I’m missing shit back home. I know, I know, I should love my family and value the time I spend with them and blah blah blah. You’re right. It’s difficult to do, though; my family is very difficult to spend time with. Oop, family is back and they want the phone. I’ll update with more of the tragedy later tonight.

Update: Tonight was really low-key … I did absolutely nothing besides snooze, read and surf the web. I really really really hope that the rest of the trip is like this. Oh, on another note … I got a call from this particular hotty in co.springs, and she told me that she shaved her legs. So HA, I win!

2001-12-18 23:43:10 – Master Ha-reed
The Fellowship of the Ring owns you! Go see it!!! NOW!!!
2001-12-19 00:13:57 – rand0m
Ass. [ – bitterness – ] … there’s a small chance I’ll see it while I’m here in Utah … really slim :-/ … Anybody who hasn’t seen it come 12/27 should see it with me :-)
2001-12-19 04:13:54 – Laura
yeah, like the show movies in utah…hahahaha. i am jealous. i’m glad that girls shaves her legs? does she want a cookie? i shave my legs too. i’m going to eat a cookie. also, on the legs note. i got into a fight with matt hix about showering and how frequent, etc. it should be. he says that he can tell, with his super human powers (call batman!), when someone is covering up the fact they haven’t showered. this includes putting on deoderant if not showering a certain morning. alright, it’s definitely the stupidest thing i’ve ever fought with anyone about. discuss.
2001-12-19 05:46:32 – Burnz
Ooo, rand0m. I never go to movies anymore. Sunday the 30th, you, me, Lord of the Rings? Other little bitches can come too, but I will insult the shape of their head. Or if they are Tore, the total lack of sex in his life….hahahahaha. And I use my "Filth-o-meter" to determine when someone has showered and my "French-o-meter" to determine when someone has shaved their legs. Actually the French-o-meter works for both….now that is good Frog bashing humor people.
2001-12-19 13:11:59 – realbighead
wow, matt’s on a roll.
2001-12-19 16:49:54 – tone-loc
ring of the lords ruled!!! ha ha, and of course, i drank in downtown for 4 glorious hours, getting fuctdrunk in teh afternoon (wait, that’s lord of the rings, and it’s awesome too) so, here’s the deal, we are having a little get together on new years… so far, just a few have been invited, and of those, only 1 guest per invited person… just to keep it somewhat manageable… no drugs of course, on premises, backyard included… but, maybe a keg i am hearing… and try to keep it low on the under 21 if you’re 19-20, yeah, that’s okay
2001-12-19 19:24:14 – Laura
Indeed, everyone has these damn restricions on their parties. then they’re too obsessed with the rules ot have any fun…i think i will find another. if i can’t do cocaine and have my 14 year old boys there, what the fuck will i do? oh wait, i don’t know any 14 year-old boys…damn.
2001-12-19 20:49:27 – tony tony tony
yo laura, yo girl, i be needing some kizo for mah nizzo yo, same yay yo! worddd!
2001-12-19 21:30:52 – Burnz
I’m with Laura. If a guy in a beat leather jacket that is chain smoking lucky straights isn’t selling needles for 10.00 a pop then you can’t even call it a party. Hell, with the setup you’ve got going, I’ll ship my daughter over with her 4th grade class to do their rendition of "Daisies and other Forest Friends". It is a musical bit that should appease you fucking pink streamer types. And you can borrow Polo, he is my 14 year old "Masseuse (or however it is spelled)". He won’t even cry, but will insist on sitting in the closet after making love and cradling his corn doll while he mutters in whatever gutter language his quarter-dog race speak. Mexi-Doberman I think.
2001-12-19 22:36:57 – Laura
it’s good to know someone isn’t all about regulation here. and isn’t it shizzo my nizzo? because it’s supposed to be show no [insert word]….riiiight. why would you have a 21+ party? i mean, don’t people over 21 get trashed at clubs on new years eve and fuck? i thought i had *something* to look forward to. on that note, i might have a shin dig at my place, with alcohol (which people can pitch in for), and cocaine and heroine for burnz. actually, i don’t know. my mom will probably be there, and i don’t think she’ll care, but if my brother is home, then that may be an issue. plus, there would be no hooking up, unless it’s on my neighbor’s front lawn, just because i want to take pictures and blackmale you. although, free booze is compelling, so we’ll see. and i’m a fun fucking drunk, you should feel honored to have me at any party you hold. plus, considering tony knows all of us, we’re good people. also, if you have no friends, and want to give your "one guest allotment" to me for my friends, then that would be cool too….muhahaha. i think i know some girls, although, that’s debatable. i mean, what is the guy/girl ratio gonna be? and, with that said, are any of the guys hot? these are the critical questions. i also suggest you create a rule that requires tore to juggle midgets, or randal. also, will there be low light, music and dancing? because i will bring CDs with party music as opposed to shitty techno it’s impossible to dance to unless you’re at a rave or cat stevens. bitterness abounds….
2001-12-19 23:53:36 – The Disco X
Drugs are Bad M’kay? I’ve tried one ilicit drug in my entire life, and it was pretty dissapointing.
2001-12-20 01:12:29 – rand0m
being a pretty big guy, I don’t think you took enough. I was blazed, and I had a good time, but I don’t think I’ll do it again [ever?]. ahh well, to each their own.