Coffee & Symian led fascist nation wha?

So housematt and are out returning some kegs, and we’re driving, and we see this little place called “Shuga’s” … so we’re wondering what the hell this place is, so we swing by. Turns out that it’s a little coffee shop that specializes in liquored-up caffiene. It’s hella good … stop by, it’s at 702 S. Cascade [cascade and rio grande]. w3rd.

Fancy Gadgets and X-Ray Machines – by Master Ha-Reed aAhh — there’s nothing like America — where the lowly workers who are supposed to be protecting us against evil terrorists are almost as dumb as our President. I say almost as dumb because I think that they might actually realize how stupid and pointless the current “increased security” actually is. I’m thinking this while watching my luggage go through an x-ray machine on the way home from vacation. I look around to notice all of the people who were automatically “flagged” to have their luggage searched. To my right is an elderly couple, the husband wearing a “God Bless America” hat, along with a single pregnant mother with a toddler at her side. Why are they here, you might ask?? Because they were rand0mly tagged by the computer, because God knows that maybe that rand0m search is going to stop one terrorist, then everyone knows it’s worth it, right? My memory might be getting a bit hazy, but I don’t recall any of the elderly, nor any pregnant women being involved in the September 11 attacks. Hell, I’m the most culpable person there, seeing as how I fall into the questionable “white nerdy teenager who may blow up his school and massacre a bunch of people” category. Do we really believe that any one of the people I mentioned is going to be hijacking airplanes anytime soon? Come on, Al fucking Gore was flagged to be searched while traveling recently. Yeah, Al was really pissed off about the Supreme Court having installed Dubya, so he decided to hijack an airplane to get back at the country. Boy, sure is a good thing we searched him. “But wait!”, cry the “Equal-Opportunity” pundits, “we can’t single out one group over another — that’s profiling, its against the law!!”. Unfortunately for those who like to use this argument, I seem to recall that every one of the September 11 hijackers was an Arab male from the Middle East. So riddle me this, Batman, who do you think is more likely to commit a terrorist act in the skies — an Arabic male from the Middle East or an elderly American, with a God Bless America hat on. This reminds me of that cartoon from The Onion’s Our Dumb Century:

I don’t mean to sound racist — all things being equal, I hate the concept of racial profiling (deliberately opening counter-claim that all things are never equal so I can listen to people bicker… heh heh heh). Everyone seems to be ranting and raving that this is a “war on terrorism”, so let’s start treating it like one. No, I’m not condoning blanket decisions against a group of people, especially American citizens. However, maybe we could start focusing our “heightened security” on hmmm.. let’s say…. Arabic male foreign nationals as opposed to your average American elderly couple. If you don’t like it, hey, don’t come to our country. The fact of life is that we are trying to prevent future attacks. We’re touting all of these “heightened security measures”, so maybe we should do something to make our security “heightened” in a productive way. And don’t even get me started on the government using the media to broadcast their plans against the forces of “terra”. Give me a fucking break.
2002-06-26 00:30:30 – Disco X
I want back the Minute and 37 seconds it took me to read and understand that, I feel cheated.
2002-06-26 02:07:13 – tony
Hey, why bitch about the fallacies in this document (Ex: random searches of passengers was already being done for internation travellers coming back from "hot spots" in the war on drugs, thus capturing "mules" carrying narcotics, even though they bring a baby back with them as camouflage). So anyway, without exploring the fallacies of this post, I say hoo ra, jarod took a stand and published a post, good for him. Btw, My billing rate for 1 minute and 30 seconds is 5$. You owe me bitch!
2002-06-26 02:19:42 – tony
btw, randal won’t change my comment’s obvious misspelling "internation" to internation because randal is fat and needs to dog on my poor grammer to blame something else for his unhappiness
2002-06-26 02:20:28 – rand0m
HAHAHAHA, that’s amazing use of the "al" combo … fag.
2002-06-26 02:20:31 – tony
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you it’s international
2002-06-26 02:21:24 – rand0m
Third time is always a charm for lawn gnomes.
2002-06-26 02:22:02 – tony
hey, this lawn gnome is less overweight than you randal, fat bitch
2002-06-26 02:23:52 – rand0m
At least I’m not a raging alcoholic who drunkenly pisses on expensive, personally-important things. I’d rather be a fatty than lose bowel control. Whore.
2002-06-26 02:24:29 – tony
damn, big chances are that people will read this shit first before actually reading jared’s post.
2002-06-26 02:25:56 – keener2u
What I see is that this is turning into a muslim against everyone else war. Yes, right now the people that hijacked the planes were Arab. But remember John Walker the guy who fought with the taliban? These are the people that the Big Brother are watching out for now. Being muslim doesn’t make you a terrorist and being arab doesn’t make you a muslim.
2002-06-26 02:26:40 – rand0m
well obviously … people see "dubya" and things that are synonymous with "proletariat" and they get tired. At least there’s a pretty dame involved in the post, so that helps.
2002-06-26 02:27:00 – tony
rrrright, and we ALL remember all the white people engaged in them "religious jihads" !!!
2002-06-26 02:27:24 – rand0m
[I]Being muslim doesn’t make you a terrorist and being arab doesn’t make you a muslim.[/I] But does being a terrorist make you a Terrorist?
2002-06-26 02:28:13 – tony
god damn it i’m gonna have to defer to randal on that last comment, he does make a logical point
2002-06-26 02:28:30 – rand0m
My logic is infallible, beeyatch.
2002-06-26 02:29:30 – rand0m
Everybody knows that I only speak the truth. Especially when it involves three guys with laptops, a T-1 and an open forum with which to rag on each other.
2002-06-26 02:30:00 – keener2u
But does being a fatty make you a beeyatch?
2002-06-26 02:30:06 – tony
word is bond mofo, word is bond
2002-06-26 02:32:54 – keener2u
Remember one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. Check out the war in israel. Palestine has to use terrorism to fight back against big israel who has american fighter planes. The definition of terrorist are like assholes everyone has one:)
2002-06-26 02:33:27 – keener2u
Bond? Like those hot chicks that play violin?
2002-06-26 02:34:50 – rand0m
I’ve heard that you can take out a small prop plane by putting the bow in the strings of a violin and shooting it, indian bow & arrow style. Just a thought.
2002-06-26 02:35:47 – tony
might i suggest listening to U2 – Bullet the blue sky… while reading the previous comments "I can see those fighter planes… slapping em down.. 1 hundred, 2 hundred…"
2002-06-26 02:36:09 – keener2u
next thing you know they will be searching people for violins and taking them away at the airport
2002-06-26 02:40:16 – rand0m
"Excuse me sir, that Cello is obviously on oversized version of the highly illegal item which we like to call a ‘violin’ … we’re going to have to ask you trade that for this handy boxcutter. Thanks."
2002-06-26 02:40:58 – Burnz
Fallacy* – that was driving me nuts. And it is wrong to think that all the time, energy, and money being wasted is going to stop many terrorists. And the point made previously was valid in that we have armed a lot of these terrorist groups…..including the taliban. Hey America, stop arming the enemy and then making the citizens suffer at the backlash of their movements.
2002-06-26 02:57:34 – rand0m
mmmm, Doc’s Hard Lemonade is pretty good. Only thing better is … well … a whole bunch of things, but this is good for now. I’ll take another helping of luvin, please.
2002-06-26 09:10:05 – Netheus
yeah, so Dubbya did it. And if he didn’t do it, then he didn’t want to stop it… the evidence is overwhelming, and I am sick of finding new stuff that backs it all up anyway. And not that you geeks need to worry about it, I wouldn’t suggest buying anything liberal or controversial with a credit card or check. your ass will get flagged, and when they bust down your door in the name of "war on terrorism" oddly reminiscent of the war on drugs/ communism, don’t be suprised. I hate the gov’t, but unfortuneatley, it’s the only one that has any semblance of working.
2002-06-26 10:02:00 – rand0m
That is such bullshit. Supreme rule by randal is guaranteed to work, as long as all the proletariat, bourgeoisie and elitist intelligentsia succumb to the compelling force of my hardened-steel will.
2002-06-26 11:16:40 – Master Ha-reed
"That government which governs best is that which governs least" – Thomas Jefferson In response to Netheus: The fact that "Big Brother" would be looking down on American citizens is the point. We are misguiding our increased "security". We seem to forget that it wasnt American citizens who attacked our country (yes, of course, there is the exception of John Walker). To Tony: Thanks for backing me up, but the rand0m searches of passengers coming back from hot spots is different than general searches. "Hot spots" implies that we’re not going to be searching mom & pop headed back on their family vacation from Ohio to Colorado. To Keener: Being Arab does not make you a Muslim, etc. etc., but being Arab from somewhere in the Middle East, given the recent occurences, seems to make you more likely to be severly pissed off at America. To Disco: I apologize for not having graduated from the rand0m.org school of pointless dribble. Next time I will make sure I am completely trashed before writing, and that way my writing will make no sense at all!
2002-06-26 13:01:57 – realbighead
I think he’s getting the hang of it.
2002-06-26 14:18:42 – Disco X
Holy Spam batman! Geez, I went to sleep and there was ONE comment on this thread, mine! And Ha-Reed, don’t worry, it’s an excellently written pointless waste of time :)
2002-06-26 14:51:42 – Netheus
yeah, so free thinking being called pointless by the government lakey himself, Dico-No, hmm….. maybe he is spying on the all of us!!!! AHHH!! kill the terrorist spy!!!
2002-06-26 15:01:58 – Disco X
Neth, you do realize I have been out of the Army for like 2 years now? I would of thought the piercings and Tatto would of been enough.
2002-06-26 19:05:42 – Girlie
do any of you people know how to spell?
2002-06-26 20:30:36 – Disco X
um I hate to tell you this miss……*cough* bitch *cough*…… Girlie is it? But most of the spelling errors are due to fatfingering, not actual ignorance.
2002-06-26 20:41:00 – Girlie
Mmm, I like being judged based solely on the one or two comments I’ve posted here. I don’t know most of you, and that’s ok with me. It was just a question based on the numberous spelling errors in posts. I never judged you, claimed that you were ignorant or anything of the sort. Although if I were to say, based on what I have seen you post here… that ignorance thing is debatable. Until you know me, you have no room to judge.
2002-06-26 20:56:08 – Disco X
Ahh, but instead of letting us know a little about yourself, you toss out an insult and expect us to react favorably to you? Sorry, I’m an asshole under the best of circumstances, much less when given a good reason.
2002-06-26 20:59:47 – Girlie
I never expected any response at all, let alone a favorable one. Did I come out and say "Damn, I am one great chick, you should all love me, now let me say something you wont like!" No. Keep in mind I also never said I wasn’t a bitch.
2002-06-26 20:59:56 – keener2u
The Jefferson comment is interesting it reminds of a big thinkers on tech tv talking about how copyright laws has created TJ’s living hell. This also reminds me of one other quote from Benjamin Franlklin " He who gives up their freedom for security finds that they have neither in the end" :) *goes back to reading 1984*
2002-06-26 22:07:36 – Neth
yeah, so you judged us, you made a comment about our poor spelling abilities, and now you claim you are innocent. fuck you. numberously… you are up tight and over react…. yeah the spelling on this page is shit… most posts are done while enebrieated. Not to mention most posts are done from shity little laptops with shity little keyboards.
2002-06-26 22:09:14 – Neth
yeah, and spelling doesn’t matter, it’s the ideas, and as long as the grammar and spelling don’t fuck with that, then who the fuck cares? And if you agree with this point, then why the fuck did you even say anything in the first god damned place? christ.
2002-06-26 22:32:23 – Disco X
That’s "inebriated" Nethie baby
2002-06-27 00:04:31 – Netheus
fuck you. I know I can’t spell… doesn’t help when i am distracted…
2002-06-27 00:34:17 – Disco X
I was being fecetious. And yes, that is prolly spelled wrong but I spelled it phonetically
2002-06-27 01:43:48 – realbighead
I just take the high road and proclaim you all retards. I think that may entitle you to some free money from the government or something though, so cheer up, there’s always a bright side.
2002-06-27 02:19:27 – Burnz
Hey, my spelling is derived entirely from alcohol, I do not fat finger. Facetious* And you’ll come to like Girlie, in spite of the fact that her screenname isn’t hot. Just calm down my english mangling friends. And tore is still a virgin, so jsut (sp) ask him to shut the fcuk (sp) up.
2002-06-27 03:23:06 – Disco X
Burnz, I love you. Please don’t urinate on me though.
2002-06-27 04:46:38 – Burnz
As long as you don’t look like a bicycle, and I am not tony, then you can fear no urine from me. Now that is comedy. Bike pisser. No, really, you whizzed out a BMX. You are a joke even to me. And I threw up in your couch. So "Oh No" bitch and I will laugh all the way to the bank.
2002-06-27 08:38:41 – Girlie
social experiment #1, complete. considered successful. ha.
2002-06-27 18:14:22 – Disco X
I dislike people that say something stupid and insulting, and then when people get pissed at her, doesn’t apologize. Instead she’s blames it on a "Social experiment." What a cop out. That’s like a little kid throwing something at you and then "I was only kidding!"
2002-06-27 18:15:06 – Disco X
So Randall, having a party this weekend? I’ll print out a bullseye for the bike.
2002-06-27 20:49:36 – tony
"all i can say is that my life is pretty plain, i like watching the puddles gather rain" see, blind melon made me do it, you can read into the lyrics for yourself fyi burnz, it’s much easier to wash a mountain bike down with a waterhose than get a –still– stained fabric couch clean of your vomit, not that i’m mad atcha. honestly, the "oh noooo, vomit, oh noooo" memory is something i shall always treasure, vomit stain notwithstanding!
2002-06-27 22:46:08 – Netheus
Yeah… Troy got the new Prodigy record today. It fucking rocks. They’ve spent the last 5 years doing their own thing. Now they have another great album. It makes me *cum*
2002-06-28 00:49:17 – Siaokh
MMMmmmmm vinyl… the warm popping sound of static flows through the room. This is getting way too long with comments. Texas is quite toasty. Punch. -Tim
2002-06-28 08:06:35 – Girlie
remind me to throw something at you if i ever meet you.
2002-06-28 23:22:26 – tony
Well, we just had poker night at the house, me, randal (guys call him darryl, don’t ask me), rob, dan, thom, and mark. Rob went home with ~24 bucks after getting into the game with 5 dollars. Me and randal were only down about 6 dollars each. Good time had by all, no one lost too much, except maybe dan. Poker night is definitely a big highlight of each month. May have to do a second poker night each month, just guys from the house, and guests of course.
2002-06-29 00:40:35 – Siaokh
For some reason i seriously doubt you will ever meet me. So throw away. Punch. -Tim
2002-06-29 02:27:14 – Disco X
I think she was talking to me timmy my boy. And most women quicckly lose violent thoughts upon meeting me, unless that is the kind of sex they like. And why are you in Texas LQ geek? And where are you at? I’m from San Antonio myself.
2002-06-29 14:58:15 – Burnz
Dammit Girlie, you make people who defend you look bad when you do things like that. You are making me take Disco’s side so bloody well play nice with the masses. *throws up hands in exasperation*. Yeah tony, but I acted on instinct and desperation, you specifically sought out a bike to urinate on when you had a perfectly accessible bathroom. In my sickly state, I was unable to make that choice.
2002-06-29 15:33:52 – tony
hey, do me a favor burnz, next time you’re down in the springs come by the house and clean your dried up puke off my sofa.
2002-06-29 21:57:51 – Siaokh
Disco… I’m in Dallas… there’s a LQ in North Richland Hills… but that’s like an hour and a half away, so i havent played there. According to the LQ website, they’re constructing one to be opened in september in Plano, so i’ll be playing there. Punch. -Tim
2002-06-30 02:30:04 – PINKy
so, on the terroist note….all the motherfuckers check all the arab motherfuckers and then throw in some white people to make everyone happy. we racially profile, but at least the old woman gets frisked too. uh, i forgot what the fuck else i was going to say…meh. yay beer
2002-06-30 13:27:56 – Disco X
Hey Neth, is there a CoS grotto in the springs?
2002-06-30 21:14:45 – Girlie
i never said i play well with others. besides, most of it was taken not how it was intended. defend me or dont, whatever. not a big deal to me.
2002-07-01 01:48:37 – Disco X
I would like it to be known that Neth has typed "fuck" 6 times in this thread. Girlie: That is another cop out. Either apologize, or admit to being a cunt so we can respect you for that.
2002-07-01 01:53:26 – rand0m
Jesus Christ, can you be any more of an ass? We need a new topic. and I can’t write. Help?
2002-07-01 02:55:30 – Disco X
I don’t think so. She pushed one of my buttons. You know, the one marked "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON" And I suddenly feel the need to have sex with a twelve year old girl. In a Hotel.
2002-07-01 02:58:48 – Disco X
And for the record, I am serious, I have much more respect for someone that admits to something without lame ass excuses than someone who does something to be an asshole/cunt and then doesn’t have the fortitude to own up to it. You know, like me :)
2002-07-01 07:18:54 – tony
shoot, it’s 7ish am and now first new day in house with 4 guys, myself included randal-he knows what "stupid" is and what is "stupid" shawn-skeletor matt-prince of the geek tony-i’m not a fucking geek, fuck you, now give me something to pee on! randal gonna be turning 20 here soon, and he should be posting news about something exciting coming up middle o da month we gonna grill some salmon tonight, picked up a huge fucking fish from wallyworld for 8 bucks and got some cabbage leaves, lemon, and dill to grill up some goodness we got too much crap in this house now, anyone want to buy furniture?
2002-07-01 07:50:01 – Girlie
oh, ok, fuck you too. being called a bitch, again, i never said i wasnt one. but dont fucking call me a cunt. thats a place you have no right to go. and as for apologizing- you took what i said entirely the wrong way, so i feel no need to apologize. as for further replies to this, im sure we should spare everyone else… i have email.
2002-07-01 10:23:12 – Disco X
Okay, I apologize for using the evil "c" word. See how easy that was?
2002-07-01 14:15:19 – Disco X
Perhaps I shold write a post? I’m feeling in a feisty mood this week.
2002-07-01 21:18:40 – realbighead
how is being called a cunt worse than being called a bitch? I doubt Disco really intends any linguistic subtlety involved, so it kinda comes off as a weak attempt to put up a fight. I’d say he has about as much right to call you either; doesn’t mean he’s correct, but hey. Oh, and none of this e-mail jazz; if all the flames and rants drop out of the public eye, randal’s readership will drop like mad.
2002-07-01 22:04:54 – rand0m
Yes, please continue to flame publicly — I’m not the only one who thinks it’s fun to watch. πŸ˜‰
2002-07-01 22:07:58 – Disco X
Sorry guys, she already made up with me over email. I can’t hold a grudge for more than a day even without something like that.
2002-07-01 23:53:33 – Girlie
I’m really not that bad… I swear. :) www.watchmedance.com go there. laugh your ass off. people have too much time on their hands.
2002-07-02 05:20:12 – tony
so, posting about the original context of the post, particularly ummmm what’s his name, ummm, jared, right, so anyway, jared’s comment about homel@nd security, etc… alright, so my thing is, after all the press about government cracking down on copyright protection, and on invading privacy, and all this extra bullshit, being able to open any international mail, because of ?suspicion?… not only does this intense change in law make me uncomfortable, but so uncomfortable, i think what can i do about this… what can you do about this? this bastardization of our liberties
2002-07-02 10:02:34 – rand0m
You can write that old meany-weany Bush a nasty letter and hope that he changes things, or you can contact your local congressperson, get chummy, begin your own political career and take the machine down from the inside. Or you could just move to Canada.
2002-07-02 15:43:30 – Disco X
I think Randall should write a post about his desire to have sex with a 12 year old catholic school girl in a cheap hotel room.

ahh, feels good, and Guest Post

I’ll tell you, one of the most satisfying things in the world is shitting on the shitter and reading Maxim. Minority Report was an amazing movie, go see it. And finally, almost done with this role of film, so there’ll be pics shortly.

Scrappy Sex – by Netheus, title by me People really need to learn how the world is … on all levels… Sure, we understand the basics of capitalism. You go to work, make money, spend money for things you desire, or so you think, and this causes another person to be employed, etc. But what about spiritually? Psychologically? Physiologically? Sexualy? Look at the relationships around you. Person 1 sleeps with person 2. Maybe it is just to get off, but hell, isn’t that why you were given a hand? Person 1 tells everyone that is was just the physicality of it all, and person 2 denies that anything ever happened. Both deny that they are lovers, when in fact, they are…. We may not be talking about true, honest, forever and ever love, but the lust, the anima, is still love, of a sort. Lovers, the tarot card, 2 people who come together against the wishes of those around them, perhaps out of rebellion, perhaps for a real reason…. Lovers in a physical sense are connected eternally, through the passing of fluids, and as we all know, any partner theat you take, even for a moment is a potential life mate. So why do people deny their sexuality? Why do they lie, or act ashamed of the acts which they shared with another? Is desire really all that terrible? Sex is fun. Never had a better time. But how can you truly enjoy a single moment of it, in full, with out feeling at least something for the other person? More importantly, if you don’t feel anything, what kind of a soulless husk of carnal shit are you? There really is no point to life, if you think about it, except for experience, and what good is the experience if you don’t enjoy it to the fullest? Why go to a concert for a band that you could care less about? Why eat a flavorless meal? All I am saying is that you should enjoy life to the fullest, not simply fulfill the role that you are categorized under … bachelor/college/youth does not mean that you need to have lots of meaningless sexual encounters. Have meaningful encounters, you could die tomorrow.

Update – 06/24 @ 12:05p – Went and saw The Bourne Identity last night. It was a great action/kill them/blow-shit-up movie, but it doesn’t hold a candle to minority report. Read the book.

2002-06-24 00:49:07 – Disco X
I think she needs to get laid.
2002-06-24 02:40:14 – pinky
james, i think christina is getting laid more often than you are, or at least has ample opportunity to more than you do :-) secondly, to comment on what christina says….in sex, i say you feel something for the person no matter what, but not always in any profound way. most times, it is just lust. ah well. sometimes there’s just some hott fucking guy around and you want to get on him, so you do, or you’re drunk and horny, or you need to deal with bullshit going on (i am guilty of all of these plus some more, probably)…there is a point to everything, whether or not it’s a memorable and meaningful point is really the question…and personally, i have no problem with having "meaningless sex" because it’s fun. woo….uh, yeah. to each their own.
2002-06-24 04:16:11 – tony
i post this comment because it is my only form of communication with the outside world after having been enslaved on the planet zaurus trying to steal the green orb idolized in the movie "heavy metal". other than that, i have to say that relaxed conversations with friends is one of the most enjoyable aspects of life, and not to be taken litely, because serious things are determined based upon these talks. but that is with all things in life, the seemingless decides large balances which in the end affect this and that… the whole if a bird in the forest chirps, the stock market hiccups thing… or pick your own analogy, i don’t give a shit i appreciate neth’s comment on social disorder and wish that it had more concrete constructiveness, only, i think that will happen with another party at our house in which this subject is brought up in actual human aspect, because, i for one believe this kind of talk about things sexual is not real unless i read about it int he playboy advisor, penthouse letters, or a dear john letter addressed to moi fuck you all
2002-06-24 04:33:46 – Disco X
Tony, I love you. But even so, please don’t urinate on me.
2002-06-24 11:31:15 – rand0m
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
2002-06-24 16:08:53 – realbighead
does using both hands count as meaningful? how about a golden shower experience with a prized personal possession?
2002-06-24 16:12:15 – Disco X
I predict that by November, we will have either forgotten about the urination, or someone else will have done something to surpass it. My birthday is in November, so it prolly will be the latter option.
2002-06-24 19:16:20 – realbighead
how can we forget? randal has pictures for posterity. or blackmail. and I dunno bout the rest of you, but I have no intention of letting this go anytime soon. I might make a bumper sticker even, with a picture of a yellow bike sitting in a puddle of piss and the words "Never Forget". Though I’d probably get shot if it didn’t have an american flag on it… oh well, there goes that plan.
2002-06-24 23:15:21 – Disco X
My roomate went to the BX and bought about 30 STEAKS! THIS WEEK WE EAT MEAT!
2002-06-24 23:18:42 – Siaokh
The car chase scene in the "Bourne Identity" … OMG hella crazy, it rivals the amazing one in "Ronin". I’m gonna see Minority Report sometime soon. Punch. -Tim
2002-06-25 00:46:07 – pinky
wait wait wait wait…please, do tell the urination story…randal, maybe you could post it…and my camp didn’t burn down, my CDs didn’t melt and i’m going back up tomorrow, and i bought some bad ass flip flops in boulder today (ah, boulder, i love you)

Laura gets to post

So, I’m posting on Randal’s site. Why, you ask? Because Tore jacks off with boths hands!!! He’s ambidextrous. And also because I felt the need for a new post on his site as the 23 comments were too long for my lazy ass to scroll through. On another note: “Pretentiousville”: Population: 1 asshole. First off, I really want a Weed Thrasher . I mean, I won’t have any weeds at my apartment next year, but maybe I can use it on mystery roommate X who will probably be some fucking loser. Or maybe on the convalescents next door!!!!!! I could wear mittens and decapitate kittens and mail them to Mike Lee. But yeah, the Weed Thrasher is more hardcore than Randal’s mom was last night. You could let “thrash” the fucking forest down with this thing. It’s the EPA’s best friend. Secondly, I didn’t feel like burning any bridges, but seeing as all my shit is probably on fire in Woodland Park (namely my autograhed Tori Amos CD and BT CD plus all my other CDs). My Pink Converse are on fire too. How sad :-(. Anyway, about burning bridges; Matt Hix is a real jerk. Now, I don’t hate him, don’t necessarily dislike him, but really, I don’t get it. (girl, i didn’t know you could get down like that). How can someone bitch daily about pretentious people, but, in reality, be the epitomy of pretenious? I don’t know many people who are *so* judgemental without right to be. I mean, every person he sees is ugly, or creepy, or stupid. And of course, he is PERFECT. Uh, riiiight. It just gets annoying, and really, I’m just sick of it…ah well, he still owes me $65 and I’m going to see Area 2 with him in August, so I need to be able to live with him, therefore, I shall write no more, but if you all want to comment on him in the comment section, feel free (*wink wink* Randal). So, I’ve just seen three Incubus videos in a row and dayam, Brandon Boyd is the hottest man alive. I already believed this, but seriously, DAAAAAAAYAM boy! aw yeah, too bad all my Incubus CDs are on fire. Insurance covers that shit, right? What the fuck is up with this Terry Barton woman? I’m going to personally Weed Thrash her ass. First of all, she is lying about the whole “burning a letter” thing. It’s obviously arson. After working for the forest service for 18 years, I would go crazy too. I think the perfect punishment would be to burn all her possessions in front of her because that’s what she did to everyone else’s shit. Prison really won’t do anything to her anyway except make her a reformed christian. (ooooh! it’s another incubus video!!!!!!! [drool] [randal rolls eyes]) Maybe we can set her on fire too. STOP DROP AND ROLL, BITCH!!!!!! I hope this post was really really really ridiculously good-looking :-) Oh yeah, here’s some music Randal should put up for MP3OTW. Modest Mouse Catch 22 Slayer…LOL The Get Up Kids Outkast Jamiroquoi Truth Hurts Sleater Kinney *NSYNC AKA!!! you should download some shit from them and stop listening to NICKELBACK YOU DUMB ASSHOLE. Oh yeah, this post has been brought to you by Laura, Parrot Bay Rum, and lack of sex.

2002-06-19 06:53:29 – Burnz
Was my post this irritating? Seriously….yawn. Jamiroquoi? Someone take my mortal coil.
2002-06-19 11:36:02 – Master Ha-reed
It’s Jamiroquai
2002-06-19 13:45:07 – Disco X
Burnz’s Post > Laura’s Post And I like Matt Hix, I always thought he was a nice guy. And Punch
2002-06-19 13:53:03 – rand0m
Gaymatt is a nice guy when he’s not being snooty. $.02. And Burnz, if it’s boring enough to reach yawn levels, why don’t you write some scrumptious diddy and send it along? πŸ˜‰
2002-06-19 15:01:03 – Burnz
Because I am illiterate.
2002-06-19 16:46:39 – rand0m
oh my, what a trecherous condition … I hope it passes πŸ˜‰ And on another note, MIchelle Swanson is a babe. rowr.
2002-06-19 19:38:46 – Disco X
So Randall, when are you having a LAN party?
2002-06-19 19:42:12 – Pinky
sorry my post isn’t as interesting as all of randal’s ridiculously fabulous posts…lol. and my camp is still there! yay!
2002-06-19 19:50:46 – Disco X
Look at it this way Laura, your’re way better than Randall when he doesn’t post
2002-06-19 21:00:07 – rand0m
Screw you flit boy … I don’t see any of you guys busting your rumps to run a website. πŸ˜‰
2002-06-20 02:21:59 – Burnz
Hey, I did. And it had flame colored fonts. Or flame coloured fonts for you pretentious cock weasels. Pimpin’ ain’t easy and neither is posting so everyone just get off.
2002-06-20 16:41:06 – Girlie
are we all really this sad that we have to read someone else’s thoughts on a website just to have some sort of excitement in our lives? what happened to everyone else’s life?
2002-06-20 17:06:14 – rand0m
Yes. and our lives are dead. All we do is sit around. Either at my place, or somewhere else. seriously. And Tony does the nasty. And Laura’s stuff burns. So it’s still exciting. woo.
2002-06-20 18:16:52 – Disco X
Randall, you and T Bone free on Saturday? I’m thinking about firing up the grill, and the pool and hottub is fianlly open.
2002-06-20 20:09:57 – pinky
does anyone want to drive me up to boulder tomorrow? didn’t think so.
2002-06-21 09:37:31 – Neth
Yeah… right.. I was wondering if Laura was unemployed or not…. anyway, I just got a new tarot deck, and it is the shit. I can actually read it!!! My boss says that the art is hard to read, but that’s just because he wrote his college dissertation on the Roth deck… *boring* YAY!!!!!! Anyway, my friend Lori gets in from Phoenix tonite…. and i am not at work!!! wooo hooo!! And Laura, your writing is incoherent. Drink more before you write again. Or maybe I could write something… hmmm….
2002-06-21 14:11:29 – Disco X
Woot! You should do a reading on me, it’s bound to be much more interesting nowadays.
2002-06-21 14:23:24 – realbighead
what you actually need is a yt-crackah original old-school tarot reading. but very few of you would understand that.
2002-06-21 19:20:58 – pinky
tore, i also would like the yt-crackah old school tarot reading (did that not occur at village inn?) oh yeah, bitches.
2002-06-22 00:30:39 – tony
fuck tarot fuck funerals fuck wildfires fuck dental surgery i’m going to las vegas, THE fucking capitol of american capitolism and no individuals have come forrward to claim interest in going for the defCon h@cker festivities… what kinds of lame ass sick motherfuckers out there are so vile and descrepit as to ignore this holiest of holies…. yeah, i’m drunk, my grandmother just keeled over monday night/tuesday morning, yeah, i’m back in town actually resting for a little bit, my mom i want to dis-embowel manually with no manuals, but i’m fine that doesnt’ make a lot of sense to some of you, but, fuck it, don’t care if it does or not, salma hayek is on the tv screen in this shite ass movie bandaleros or some shit i’ve got a 12 pack of beer which is quickly disappearing under my watchful vigil, and the worst thing about kentucky is, i go to eat dinner at the fucker wake, and i find out all these girls i knew from my graduating class of 97 are there for a wedding. gonna have some interesting e-mail conversations in the next few days considering i have not talked to these peepz for 5 years… not like you fucks in colorado springs who prefer the sedentary droll to existential traffic and another thing, fuck airport security!!!!!!
2002-06-22 00:40:23 – tony tone
alright, i just read my comment and i think it is what i inteneded to say… unfortunately i’ll probably regret telling you fucks about my personal life, considering i don’t have a blog outlining my personal shite, it’s different for me which is different to that of randal and matt of mettkitchen.com or whatever… otherwise, i’m guessing a lot of you are not going to understand my comment or post or whatever, and all i can recommend is that you drink about 4 beers in less than 20 minutes, kick your self in the nads or hymen area, and proceed to re-read that bullshit comment number #20 god damned it, i posted a comment to a comment but now i forgot why or else my subconscious is playing god damned tricks on me, which reminds me, being in a catholic church for the first time in several years is wierd, especially during a funeral…. what is most wierd is how easy the ritual comes back to you another thing, my fucking brothers are a fucking god damned embarrasment to civilization. i hope they get into state pen, because their they can learn a new vocation, like professional criminal aspect, instead of this lame ass getting pulled over for drugs shit… on a final final note, me and my sister marge are the only kids of 5 that haven’t been put in jail or what not you call it and on a final final final note some, and i’m not saying all, but some women in central kentucky are fine fine specimen, specifically the lowery twinds who i have not seen in 5 years "tony, oh my god, tony, it’s you…"
2002-06-22 00:44:01 – tonyd
alright, i meant to say lowery twins, not twinds fyi also, they were both on a state basketball team and in case you fucks didn’t know, and i say fucks in the most appreciateve whatever the fuck way possible, in case you didn’t know, i was top ten in the state of kentucky in math, not easy mind your inept premonition you know what, i need to drink more, and another thing, olivia needs to get her head out of her ass
2002-06-22 04:08:24 – Disco X
First Post about the Urination! WOOOT! Punch.
2002-06-22 04:36:16 – Burnz
you fucks in colorado springs who prefer the sedentary droll to existential traffic. Word is bond, 9 out of 10 dentist’s agree, drunks love tony!!!! and that last dentist is just a matter of time and needles….and cantelope (no idea how to spell that) but the canteloupe need not be mentioned. Because it is of course, implied. *Bows*
2002-06-22 07:31:22 – Siaokh
So how ’bout that colorado Barbeque? -Tim Punch.
2002-06-22 08:15:57 – Burnz
Tony, if it is any consolation, I have pissed on Bike’s for a variety of reasons, take to heart that they are evil things of chains and spokes. *orders up a big plate of urination on household objects and passes it around*. People who don’t even know you are laughing at you. And so are people who don’t even like you….. so me. hahaha. Try a catheter, worked for granpappy!
2002-06-22 10:06:18 – Netheus
yeah, so it sounds like a ressuresction of the church of the Silver Canaloupe, not to be confused with the Church of the Sub-genius, or the church of the Golden Apple. Yeah, Let’s BBQ…. sometime soon… Oh, and James, I’d LOVE to do a spread for you with this deck.
2002-06-22 12:41:25 – tony
2002-06-22 13:15:40 – Disco X
Oh I know you would Neth, and not for the reason you think either πŸ˜‰
2002-06-23 01:36:57 – pinky
so, i got a new car today (well, my sister and i got a new car)…when i get back to the springs, i’ll show it off (because, really, it ownz most all y’alls cars) and, uh, i’m in denver doing fun things, so if you want to come chill, give me a call on my celly…w0ot!
2002-06-23 02:24:35 – Disco X
Ahhh, I had bad sex with a totally forgettable woman tonight……I forgot how much I love that.
2002-06-23 07:12:01 – Netheus
I love my truck….. she loves me…. when I had to have her towed to the auto shop the other day, she didn’t think she was going to make it back, so I told her everything is gonna be alright, and it was. I love my truck, even though it doesn’t have any handles, the windows don’t go up or down, only one seat belt works, I only get 2 radio stations, and she just cost $250 to get the master cylinder fixed… So fuck your new car!!! When are you going to be down to show it off? I wanna see!!!
2002-06-23 12:54:21 – tony
so last night i’m up in woodland park at my sister’s house and my nephew john looks me in the eye punches me in the arm and says "PUNCH Uncle Tony" now question is, which one of you sick fucks taught him the punch thing, cuz i’m out for blood

Let’s slow it down a little …

Went out the other night with Laura, her friends from camp, and Tore. It was a really good time. One of the few … cuz you know, parties are great fun, and hanging out with loads of people is great fun, but truly good times only come when you’re with good people, being yourself. Out of that has sprung a new article about our trip to Garden of the Gods. Read it, and peruse the other articles. Was talking to Tore, and the point was brought up that there are definitely two sides to me … the slick, outgoing, loud me and the somber, quiet, lay-around-at-home me. Both fit me equally well, but the salesman side is a little … man … just a little too much. It scares people and makes me come off like a snake … I’m not a snake, I’m not out to get anything, I’m just here to be a nice guy and to have a good time. Burnz’ unending sightlessness and casual disregard for his own ethical code makes me sick. And it’s tiring. Just hearing knowing about it. Why do I even ask anymore? $.02 Taking a break from here for a while. 100% temporary. I don’t know exactly how or why yet, but I am. I’ll post occasionally and do some site updates, but I’ve got some other stuff that needs doing. I fully intend to let this site run more free, hopefully mostly on other people’s input. I’d personally like to see a Gospel section come back, and to put other people’s rants and diatribes up on the front page. Feel free to send me a post in e-mail — chances are really high it’ll get on here.

2002-06-11 06:23:11 – tony
DC kicks serious ass. Last night I got a private special tour of the capitol, and got to go past all the roped off areas saying closed to visitors. Also got to ride the capitol only subway as a staffer, kick ass. Then I went to the Ritz Carlton for food and martinis. One of the nicest places to go, hands down. Tonight is probably going to be a nice place along the Potomac and then some swing dancing at Clarendon Hall. Oh, and work is good too!
2002-06-11 16:22:37 – Disco X
Careful with that government card, I almost got in trouble with it when I went to Guam.
2002-06-12 08:16:20 – Siaokh
The GUBMENT?! yeah, those ppl are nothing but trouble! punch. -Tim
2002-06-13 00:55:23 – Pinky
tony tone…..i’m buying a ticket to lauryn hill/outkast/etc. let me know if you want to go…
2002-06-13 06:56:19 – tony tone
i just bought a ticket gonna see da outkast, da outkast, yup yup
2002-06-13 14:25:57 – Disco X
Anyone know a good ISP for DSL around here? It’s getting to where MSN is a crapsshoot as to whether it will actually be working or not.
2002-06-13 17:22:53 – rand0m
Screw DSL, get a T! πŸ˜‰
2002-06-13 17:57:16 – Disco X
Ahem, not all of us work for an ISP, I don’t think I can afford that extra 700$, thanx
2002-06-13 21:00:02 – netheus
yeah, so fuck DSL, get a cable modem!! And outkast sucks…
2002-06-15 23:05:26 – pinky
yeah, outkast doesn’t suck. in fact, you’d prolly agree with most of what they have to say if you actually listened to them, along with most other hip hop. my $.02. but yeah!!!! lauryn hill, outkast, j-5 and cee-lo…fuck yeah!
2002-06-16 01:20:57 – Siaokh
Can i get a WHUT WHUT from all my niggas in the house?!
2002-06-16 12:32:16 – Disco X
Life is sweet. http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/15/spears.concert.ap/index.html
2002-06-16 16:35:14 – Master Ha-reed
Ahh… nothing like sending a $600 piece of equipment back for repair twice only to have it returned in a worse shape than it was sent in. I would reccommend to everyone not to buy any of the iPaq handhelds – or at least dont bother to exercise your warranty rights. FUCK YOU COMPAQ!!!!!
2002-06-17 23:34:11 – Disco X
WE WANT NEW CONTENT! And Reverend, she hadn’t left, she was looking for me upstairs :)
2002-06-17 23:49:26 – pinky
whut!?!?! whut?!?!
2002-06-18 01:05:49 – tony
Well, it is 1:04 am in woodland park as i am writing this… the glow from the fires can be seen from the night sky… areas about 3 miles from here are being mandatorily evacuated. Earlier today I was outside looking at the planes flying overhead when a cop pulled up in the driveway asking if we wanted to voluntarily evacuate the premises, and we said no. About a half hour ago, another subdivision was evecatuated, this one called Tranquil Acres, about 2 1/2 miles from the house. Can’t see flames yet, but probably won’t get to see that unless we’re dumb enough to stay when they ask you to leave. But, Marge and Alan are insured on the land and the house, and both cars already have everything packed, along with two child car seats for the two nephews. Tomorrow is going to be the same bad weather, really low humidity coupled with high temperatures and strong winds. Terry Barton needs to learn to use a fucking shredder! (fyi, terry barton is the forest service worker who started the fire by burning a letter from her estranged husband)
2002-06-18 02:44:57 – rand0m
Ugh, that sucks … hope Alan & Marge’s house makes it okay. And new content? Why don’t you write some up and send it to me — I’ll post it up.
2002-06-18 03:20:16 – Disco X
My life is boring. Every day I spend four hours doing independent study classes. I spend at least two hours swiming every day. I go out and drink and play pool three nights a week. I go Rollerblading on Weds and Thurs. You life is so much more interesting. Hence the whole weblog thingie :)
2002-06-18 10:08:58 – rand0m
No, my life is not interesting at all. I mean, I basically sit around at home and wait for things to happen to me. WIth all that sitting around time, I do a pretty good amount of thinking, and hence come up with things to say. LIke for instance, playing the guitar is great if you don’t suck. I do suck at it, hence it is only a way to inflict pain upon myself via my oh-so-sensitive fingertips.
2002-06-18 10:30:13 – Siaokh
NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
2002-06-18 15:00:41 – realbighead
I’m with punchboy on this one. Unless your goal in life is to drive anyone who lives nearby into a killing frenzy, it really is a better idea to avoid Stairway to Heaven altogether.
2002-06-18 16:53:10 – Netheus
wiat wait wait wait—— j-5, as in the Jurrasic Five?!? I might just have to get troy to get us some comp tickets…. Oh, and Woodland park is bouts to be evacuated….. or so as I understand, if it hasn’t already….
2002-06-18 21:04:05 – pinky
i think woodland park still hasn’t been evacuated, but my shit’s probably on fire, although, i don’t know because i guess the fire is deciding to head east to trilakes and monument.

Crazy Times

So last night was a party. Started off around 9pm with me feeling completely unprepared — some work related badness kept me there until 7pm. Anyway, got Tore and ran to Safeway and bought a ton of stuff to carry the party along — chips, salsa, soda, cups, the whole shebang, then came back to the house and cleaned everything and moved it all around so shit wouldn’t get broken / stolen / beer spilled on it. Lisel was the first person to show up, followed shortly by Elizabeth and a bunch of Tony’s friends (Nate, Kermit & Foo) … I took a quick shower cuz I was pretty nasty after working all day. Came downstairs and the peepz just kept showing up. Emily, Samantha Garrett and her friend Katy (who are both hottties), James, Amanda, Janelle made a short appearance, Melissa Faranelli, Alicia, Ishhod, Jareen (sp?), Christine, Laura and her four friends (Julia, Kelly, Myra (??), and Casandra (I think?)) and more and more people. Things were pretty bouncing, music was good, food was good, everything was good. Then word got out. The guys from around the corner (David, BJ, Jason and Charlie) showed up with some people (including Wendy and Vanessa, who were both foxes), and we started having a great time. We had a half keg of Nut Brown Ale and a keg of Indian Pale Ale, both from the Warehouse (Locally brewed is best!). People started having kissing lessons and such, and everyone was just going crazy. It was pretty cool making the rounds as a party host, making sure everybody knew where to go or who to talk to if they needed anything. It was fucking nuts, and it was fucking great. Then things kind of turned for the worse … it got later, and everybody who can’t hold their liquor started getting sick, and everybody was completely bombed. A shitload of people who nobody knew just started showing up. I mean *LOADS* of people just started piling into the house. Things got stupid like they do when a huge party just keeps raging. Somewhere along the lines Amanda lost her cell phone — we’re thinking someone ganked it. Anyway, the party just kept raging, and everybody was having a crazy good time. Right around 2:30am, it was time to call it quits. WHen 4/5 of the people don’t know anybody who lives at the house, things are a little out of control. Many, many, many thanks to James, Tore and Shawn for kind of enforcing and kicking people out of the house — sure, it took an hour to get everyone out, but everybody finally left and the house was calm. Sure, the house was almost completely destroyed, but it was calm. *All* the ladies were looking hella fine, and all in all, it was a really great party. Sure, we’re down a phone, but we’re up a house of friends, great memories, and the knowledge that we can throw a rock-the-block party. Update – 12:07p – I have been informed that the Nut Brown Ale is actually made by J.W. Dundee … Also, if anyone else would like to, feel free to post your version of the night πŸ˜‰

2002-06-08 11:57:03 – tony
:-) ahhhhh
2002-06-08 11:59:00 – r3v3r3nd
Flop Flop Flop
2002-06-08 15:09:51 – Netheus
yeah, so I left just in time to miss the horribly wretched parts…. "kissing lessons"? great, what a fine way to spread the herpes…. oh, and thanks for putting the web cam on so that I could live vicariously through it… bastards…
2002-06-09 01:44:25 – Girlie
how come i miss all the good shit, ‘eh? i mean damn. but ya know, whatever, i probably would’ve scared everyone away anyway.
2002-06-09 02:05:09 – Disco X
Burnz, I apologize. I didn’t know until tonight that you were dating emily Taken in that context, I said some pretty shitty stuff too you. I’m sorry..
2002-06-09 09:56:14 – rand0m
heh … yes, that’s it, just ‘heh’. Thank you, thank you.

Heads Up

Okay, here are the headsups for now. Have a T-1 into the house, which is pretty shweet, and we’re mostly moved in. Good times. However, we are desperately in need of a POS computer to run a single website and a webcam … if you know of some place that has a < $80 machine of more than 233mhz, with maybe some ram and a HD, we’d be extremely appreciative.

**** Party Alert ****
Party here at the new house (423 N. Weber) on Friday night, gearing up around 9pm. We have some problems though — kegs aren’t cheap and we’d like to get one cuz we’re hoping a pretty good amount of people will come. Second problem is that we have no hard liquor! So, if you’d like to donate either A) Money or B) Liquor, please please please please let me know! Everybody is invited to come to this, no matter if I hate you, if I screwed you, or if you just suck. Doesn’t matter. Come have a good time, drink, party, all that good stuff. And while you’re at it, bring your friends. All of them. Thanks!
2002-06-05 19:02:44 – Disco X
Can I bring Dave and Elaine? I’ll donate a couple of trays of Jello shots.
2002-06-05 19:41:51 – Disco X
Sticks, gimme a call 622 9350, I lost your number.
2002-06-05 21:14:56 – Disco X
Ack, nevermind, we just realized we are too drunk to drive. See ya on friday :)
2002-06-06 11:29:16 – netheus
hey I will look into a cheapo computer for ya… and James-y boy just had the smarts to put his number up on the internet…..MoohahaahhahahahahahhahahahA!!!!!!!!!!
2002-06-06 12:27:46 – Disco X
I’m not worried about solicitors, I’ve got that blocking thingie. I’m not worried about psychos, I have 2 black belts and several guns. Why shouldn’t I put my number up again?
2002-06-06 12:43:39 – Siaokh
I’d go… but i’m a few 800 miles away… Maybe next time. But i dont doubt it’ll be a hoppin party. Punch. -Tim
2002-06-06 13:01:09 – Netheus
I vote we all IM bomb Bryce (Cracker, poor yt boy…) until he says he’ll come.
2002-06-06 20:02:44 – tsr
Well it’s official, definitely going to defCon and so it matt k. I’m gonna try to carpool so in the next week getting people together to go to vegas for the August 2-3-4th weekend. If it’s just me driving out, i’m gonna take a plane instead. Anyone else interested in going?
2002-06-07 00:11:08 – Siaokh
*flex*
2002-06-07 00:16:37 – Disco X
Drop Kick
2002-06-07 21:33:54 – Siaokh
C’MON we need party updates for us lamers who can not be there physically… Turn the webcam on…. for those of us at the party in spirit. -Tim *punch*
2002-06-07 23:11:48 – Netheus
Randal said he was going to turn it on right before I left…. pretty rockin party goin down though!!
2002-06-08 02:04:04 – red5
hey buddy…if you host the GZ server for us you could also use it for the website and webcam…. let me know
2002-06-08 02:05:29 – red5
ps…CU found out that we were hosting it and were gonna kick aleks outa the dorm if he didnt shut it. thats why.
2002-06-08 09:54:33 – tony
:-)
2002-06-08 10:02:12 – Disco X
T and Randall throw a great party. And they both got laid, which is even more surprising.

wOo-fuckin-wOoOoo!

I type this from a fully functional, fat-ass T-1. 1544kbps of internet luvin, right in my house. And not to mention, I did the install on the far side, setup the routers, blah blah blah. This rocks.

2002-06-05 00:02:34 – Disco X
LAN Party at Randalls house! I finally got my case all modded out with lights and a glass side, I need to show it off!
2002-06-05 00:21:41 – rand0m
Okay! I’ll use my mad fast p2-366 laptop with a whopping 2 [B]mega[/B]-bytes of video ram to kill you and all your evil spawn. muhahhahahaahhahahaa, die scum! No really, our connect is wireless, so gaming probably isn’t the best idea. doobedoo.
2002-06-05 00:48:43 – Disco X
You can still run a regular hub into it thought right? And what happened to your game machine? Right now I’m running a p3 1gig 512 ddram; deforce 2 64 mb sdram both of them overclocked.
2002-06-05 01:31:11 – netheus
Sushi is the shit, yo. and sex rocks, but tony needs a little chill pill…. I’m thinkin the MDMA might quiet HIS libido….. if that fails, there are always naked pictures of men….
2002-06-05 02:19:15 – realbighead
someone obviously doesn’t understand tony… naked pictures of men won’t calm him down, especially if they have gourds or tubers in them somewhere. Oh, and Nova’s penis is teh small.
2002-06-05 09:37:26 – Disco X
Yes my Penis is small. However, my tongue is pierced and I grab my own ears.
2002-06-05 09:57:27 – Netheus
nova, as a woman, I am going to bring you down….. the size of your tounge, how many times it is pierced, or it’s shape do not matter…. much like the penis, it is how you use it. And I am going to assume that it is only pierced once anyway, so that really doesn’t do anything… the t-shirt I would flock to would say something like "Diamond pierced, pointed, and taught by lesbians." so ha ha.
2002-06-05 10:00:07 – Disco X
I was trying to point out in a humorous way the fact that there are other ways to please a woman. And the woman I was with at the time says there was a BIG difference.
2002-06-05 10:04:20 – rand0m
Did someone say lesbians? mmmmmm, lethh-beee-annnnns … She’s right though — no matter how much of a God we might be at cunnilingus, we hold no candle to a woman doing it. [so I hear]
2002-06-05 10:07:22 – Disco X
Of course, sometimes I really don’t care. At this time you must remember the three magic words: " I got mine" And Randall, how long are you gonna leave the pic of you and the friendly bottle up?
2002-06-05 10:52:34 – rand0m
Probably until this afternoon, when I get my laptop ethernet dongle and turn on the cam.
2002-06-05 13:09:27 – Siaokh
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2002-06-05 16:49:10 – t-o-n-y
this is the weekend of parties
2002-06-05 18:43:53 – Disco X
Randall whatcha doin tonight? Me and Dave have decided that we sohuld go and play pool tonight, since we haven’t for like 2 months.
2002-06-05 19:03:17 – rand0m
sounds like fun – where at?
2002-06-05 22:29:26 – b3tti3
I’ll donate what I can afford for liquor. I hope this is ok… ’cause I’m poor and can’t really afford anything. But no matter what I’ll get some liquor there. *kisses* Oh… and men definatly need to be taught by lesbians… it’s the only way to learn it right!