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Alright, my parents are gone. Like, they are *gone*. For two months. AFAIK, they have no plans of coming back anytime sooner. I am pleased with that, although the “having to water” part sucks. I don’t like watering, or mowing the lawn for that matter. Small prices, though.

I need a ride to my class tomorrow morning; it starts at 9am. Drop me an e-mail or call me. Or I’ll have to drive there [bad bad bad idea]. If anyone wants to come over and have a gathering *cough*, that’s cool, but someone has to give me a ride. That too would be a small price to pay =)

Saw Lauren Blomgren today; first time in a *long* time. She was with her dad. I was afraid of him; he is quite a bit bigger than janelle’s dad [who is very intimidating] and at least 10,000 times meaner. Anywho, i saw them, don’t think they saw me; if they did, they sure didn’t react. Not even a sneer, which is what I expected. heh. Her tits are better, but she looks like lauren, and [this is the clincher right here] she still is lauren. wanted to say hi, but didn’t. odd how she means so little, despite that I was all wrapped up about her for months. weird.

Link of the day: Gay-O-Meter :: I got a 12%

2001-06-30 02:40:06 – Laura
If I wasn’t in boulder, i would give you a ride…sorry. also, i say we all get together to drink sprite and read from the book of mormon at randal’s tonight. is anyone else up for some good wholesome fun?
2001-06-30 04:01:29 – Burnz
I will bring the zither and the guitar and we can sing hyms if we are feeling crazy. Maybe throw some horseshoes if we are going to be sinful.
2001-06-30 16:09:48 – The Disco Nova
Well, that is scary. I scored a 45% on the gay-o-meter. It says I am a well-adjusted hetero male. HA! how little they know…
2001-06-30 19:23:12 – laura
james, are you coming out in a really subtle way? i think so. i got a 35%…eh, it said i’m still too straight, i would have to say i’m more like a gay male than a straight female, but i suppose that’s almost the same thing. and don’t you know you won’t get into the highest level of heavin if you play horse shoes?
2001-07-01 08:07:42 – The Disco Nova
Nope, not coming out, I’m staying in the closet

not so bad

well, it’s not so bad. Got an insurance policy for an ungodly high amount of money and it’s ths cheapest I could find — signing up for it in the morning. then i attend a crappy *6* hour driving class [no actual driving] class on saturday [$50] then pay the dmv $40 for my license re-instatement on monday. Then I get a probationary license that’s good through december. If I get a ticket for any points in between monday and then, I am moving. Simple as that. Also, my driving is restricted to home, downtown, voicestream, gateway and uccs … I will find out if I can stay downtown until like 9 or 10 pm and then go home from there; that would be okay. hope someone is enjoying their concert! ‘night

update: i am really … depressed? down? no, those aren’t right, just *sad* about this. it will completely kill anything resembling a social life. oh well, 80+ hour weeks gotta be good for me.

2001-06-27 21:50:37 – bastard
cheer up mate… 10. At least you’re not in jail. 9. You’ve had a girlfriend in the past two years. 8. You have a job. 7. You have a car. 6. You don’t have cancer, aids, at least, I don’t think so. 5. You haven’t had cement poured on your gas cap. Errr, strike that too. 4. You can afford to see movies and eat out at restaurants. 3. You are not called a freak. Well, maybe Lauara calls you a freak. 2. You are not John Wayne Bobbitt. 1. You are not a woman. YAYYYY!!!
2001-06-28 02:02:26 – Burnz
11. You are not Tony.
2001-06-28 02:50:48 – realbighead
11? I’d say 1. and 2. and 3.
2001-06-28 14:05:03 – Lauara (as according to tony)
i think i should change my name to lauara…that’s sexy! and, randal, maybe you just shouldn’t drive until you have your license, eh? ah well.
2001-06-28 16:39:34 – Burnz
Lauara, maybe Princess Lauara or the land of People With Names that Came From the Grammatical Errors of Dipshits. That would be an impressive title, I would live in your kingdom and call myself Maat.
2001-06-28 17:08:11 – bastaard
I could saay I haate you aall but thaat would be too obvious.
2001-06-28 19:20:54 – rand0m
what? i am [again] at a loss … and still horny. why does this keep happening?
2001-06-28 21:36:16 – The Disco Nova
Don’t even bother getting horny. Sex is overrated anyways.
2001-06-28 23:05:53 – rand0m
… as said by the oh-so-obviously celibate-but-not-by-choice individual … gave me a good laugh. thanks.
2001-06-28 23:47:59 – Laura
wait, randal’s horny? no way! i get more play than all of you. that makes me feel elite, but only for a few seconds because then i realize that’s not much of an accomplishment. and if you include the play you all get from your own hands, then i suppose you might just win :-)
2001-06-29 02:51:02 – Burnz
As a guy who has turned down action (not recently mind you) but I have to agree that sex is a bit played up. It’s sticky and you have to give the bitch cab fare home if you are any kind of gentleman. That or sneak out of her place before she wakes up, which can be tricky.
2001-06-29 09:03:02 – rand0m
heh, ever had to gnaw your own arm off to get away, matt? hehehehe
2001-06-29 12:34:21 – bastard
As a reminder: When sneaking out of a girls house, remember to take any cutlery or sharp instruments with you.
2001-06-29 13:35:19 – Burnz
Sometimes you can’t get the blades out and just have to leave them behind so they don’t bust you with carrying a concealed weapon. And I have had to do terrible things to get away from the ladies. Once I had to cut my long hair off and climb out of the tower she was keeping me in….wait, that was Rapunzel. I am sure I did something like that, just take my word for it.
2001-06-29 16:42:29 – The Disco Nova
No Randall, I’m dating a certain woman who broke my heart anymore. I get sex now. I just realized it’s not any fun without the rest of the baggage to go with it. But your young, don’t listen to bitter old people like me.
2001-06-29 18:13:16 – rand0m
what? broke your heart anymore? … and yea, the baggage is nice … [sniff sniff] … [sigh] … guess i’ll post again sometime …

oh joy

i don’t know where i’m going, but it’s probably not in colorado for long.

the short of it — lost my license yesterday due to being over the point limit … have to take a 2 hour class and show some insurance and i’ll have a probationary till end of december. found out i’m not, and never have been, a declared driver on my parents insurance. so i have to sign up for insurance on my own. that’s gonna cost at least $300 up front, and could take up to 3 weeks. in the meantime, i’ll quit my job, not pay bills etc.

on another note, i get to enjoy my parents shuttling me around for the rest of the week.

2001-06-27 09:02:54 – Laura
so, how are you going to get around the city? and, on that note, how could you have not been a driver on your parents insurance, yet still having to pay them…that’s sketchy. do buses go down to your hood? man, you’re screwed, but if you ever need a ride for some reason, you can call me, i have a car. :-)
2001-06-27 09:11:17 – rand0m
well, like I said, I’ll have rides to and from work through friday … then I go nowhere until the insurance goes through. Then I risk myself and drive up to austin bluffs and academy, give the guy the paperwork and get a probationary [which is good for school / work] that lasts until december. It’s not all bad; just that I have to buy insurance. with my record, that will be mucho expensive. and my paying for insurance was for insurance on the *truck*, not on me.
2001-06-27 10:12:11 – L’whore’a
well, if you ever want to go somewhere besides school or work, let someone know because if you get pulled over while driving not to work and school on your license, you’re in prison. yay <cough>
2001-06-27 11:30:01 – bastard
One Way From Colorado Springs, CO To Portland, OR, At 1494 Miles, 1 Adult Ticket, With 14 Day Advance Notice = 69$ Come on, who wants to help me buy randal a ticket? It’s only 69$!!!
2001-06-27 13:33:00 – Burnz
thanks for the bus info rain man. Want to tell me what time Wapner is on?
2001-06-27 13:54:05 – Laura
getting rid of randal forever? hmmm…looking like a very good idea :-) is anyone else in?
2001-06-27 14:19:01 – bastard
Ohh… You didn’t know? Judge Wapner is now on animal planet, and his show is now called Judge Wapner’s Animal Court. Showtime, Showtime is at 9 am, definitely 9 am. Burnz sucks, definitely big time, definitely.

have you ever …

… felt like you don’t know where you’re going? I was reading the title of this book; it said “If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll probably end up somewhere else.” How true. I feel like I am losing direction. Sure I have long range goals, but nothing even short to mid-term. I really have no plan either. This definitely needs to change: I think I’ll write down some goals and some ways to reach those goals and read them every day. twice.

Had a very relaxing phone conversation tonight as I laid on the cement sidewalk. The night air was cool and refreshing, and the stars were twinkling, the moon glowing lightly. It’s not every day that I get to enjoy such things; a good step out of the ordinary.

2001-06-26 01:04:05 – bastard
It is 1 am. I have just finished working 17.5 Hours straight.
2001-06-26 02:11:53 – rand0m
It’s 2am, and I am 2 hours and 20 minutes closer to death than I was when I posted, and have nothing to show for it besides 3 levels on my Sorceress Mahrik in Diablo II. Pity me.
2001-06-26 02:52:22 – Burnz
If it were MIke it would be 10 levels, so don’t get too down, it could be worse. And my advice ( not that you want my advice, not that I am in a position to give it) is to enjoy not having answers or goals. Sometimes where you end up is better than where you were going. It is all taking the high road in every decision…says the knife man. Now for site abuse, good date restaurant that is casual but not without some kind of …I don’t know …taste. Gimme some help here people.
2001-06-26 09:11:02 – Laura
Matt, the mona lisa is a good date restaurant but really expensive (either 20 or 30 bucks per person). it’s in manitou, but it’s definitely worth it if you’re trying to impress someone, but it’s not all uptight fancy bullshit.
2001-06-26 09:34:05 – bastard
Basically, don’t have goals if you aren’t willing to work your ass off. Il Vicino is best date restaurant, The Independent 1999.
2001-06-26 11:02:42 – Laura
if il vicino is the best date restaurant, people are fucking stupid.
2001-06-26 11:16:34 – Laura
oh, this is why i wouldn’t go to il vicino. you have to stand inline to order and that’s awkward for a first date. also, all they have is pizza and noodles, which isn’t very fancy.
2001-06-26 11:44:28 – rand0m
you could try the Olive Garden … there are a couple in town — they are semi-fancy and not real expensive.
2001-06-26 22:08:31 – The Disco Nova
A REALLY fancy resturant is a bad idea for a first date. You are both way too uptight to enjoy each others company. Try something like Old Chicago or The Texas Roadhouse. Save the fancy resurants for her birthday, or anniversery, or when you really want some ass. Well maybe not that.
2001-06-26 23:45:16 – Burnz
Thanks for the help kids. I think it is going to be Jack Quinns, Carrabas, The Coachlight Inn, or maybe that Mona Lisa’s place. Il Vicino was my backup from the start. Nerves now, wish my ugly now blonde ass luck boys, nigga gonna be needing it.
2001-06-27 00:43:01 – realbighead
show some love to an old workplace… they don’t serve noodles, you ass. pizza, sandwiches, and salads… I’ve actually found it to be an excellent place for dates. Not that I utilize my successes ever, but chicks like it. so hey. but you’re already gone, so my advice goes to waste… so sad.

SURPRISE!

Think you’re getting a nice fat juicy refund this summer from Good Ol’ GW ? HAHAHAHAHA THINK AGAIN! Dependents get zero refundage. Grrrr. No, not just Grrrr, more like G*(@*#!@#$ #*@( (*^!@(!##!^$)(

Had a good, relaxing day today. Found out my parents are not leaving the 28th, but the 29th – Friday. Oh, I saw The Fast and the Furious: good movie, ended very abruptly though. Go see it =)

2001-06-25 11:55:00 – Laura
yeah, I’ve now officially decided that GW is an idiot. I mean, if taxpayers get refunds, then we should all get refunds? if it’s not coming to me, then it should at least go to my parents because otherwise, he’s ripping people off (govt. ripping people off? never!). also, randal, this is another reason to become legally emancipated from your parents, tax refunds, baby.

good news & always happens

Went out and had a night on the town … it was good … out till about 3:00 am, home and asleep at 3:30am. Affirmed that Dean is The Man and got some digits …

The guy from Unisys came and fixed my laptop — I’m really glad that it works correctly now. I may have a bad stick of ram, though; I’m upgrading to 256 anyway, so it’s not a huge deal.

It never fails that when I’m showering and I’m scrubbing my face with apricot scrub [de-skinner stuff? what’s that shiz called?] and it invariably gets in my eyes. That stuff stings like hell. I do not recommend following rand0m’s lead on this one.

Update: One of the most addictive internet games I’ve ever seen — www.vectorinternet.co.uk/games/kick-ups.html — thanks Pat McDavid!

update #2: Screenshot of my 101 high score.

2001-06-25 14:24:06 – your face soap application advice person, yeah.
it’s prolly not called de-skinner because then it would be some type of acid. a) you can’t put on face stuff like a typical boy (rubbing it all over your face really messy and fast) you have to do it gently. pour some on your hands, then rub it over your nose and cheek area then the forehead and chin, avoiding the eyes. if you don’t understand this, then, watch a tv commercial about face washand watch how they do it. problem solved.

holy shit! amazing!

So I’m laying there in bed, it’s 8:18am and my cell rings … all I can think is “please don’t be dale with a DSL problem!” … well, I answer my phone and am greeted by a pleasant “Hello Mr. Kohutek, my name is Matt from Unisys.” and I say “uuhhh … hi?” And he says “I’m just calling to find out when a good time is for us to come out and replace the motherboard on your laptop.”

[cough]

“What?” “Yes, we are an authorized dell service rep, we have your replacement motherboard, and we want to know when we can come replace the defective one you have.” So I said whenever they are downtown cuz I’m out of the office after 11 … gave them my cell and the address, and they are coming to replace it sometime today. Isn’t that freakin’ incredible? GO DELL SUPPORT! WOoooOOOOOoOoOoOooo!

Update: Today is a good day — not doing the work over at ProntoCom until Tuesday; that gives me more time to figure out exchange 5 and nt4 RAS =) w0ot!

2001-06-22 13:24:27 – watch_the_fast_and_the_furious
Fast and the Furious is very much worth your action dollar. I will say now that if you see it, do not wait for video, do not plan on renting the DVD in lieu of paying $7 at your local theatre, do not skip this if you love action. This film has it in spades. It’s worth the price of admission just to feel the engines rev in your gut.

what day is it?

I have had a very troubling time keeping track of what day is what this week. learned a lot about Frame Relay, Point to Point and ATM today at work, which was quite enjoyable. I spent a fair chunk of time bumming downtown, as usual, which was also pretty good. i am tiring of it, though; i can only go get coffee so many times before it gets annoying. dunno what to do about that.

met another guy who works @ gateway … spammed business cards, and got some e-mail addies … umm … and yea, fixed a couple things on this site … and that has been about it. came home in a helacious rain/hailstorm; almost didn’t get here. It wasn’t even close to the nice, warm rain I got to enjoy a while back; this was more of a biting, cold, harsh rain — almost malevolant. on that note, i’m thinking some stuff, and going to sleep.

2001-06-21 01:16:37 – Laura
Yeah, I had no trouble remembering waht day it was. It was Wednesday the 20th, meaning I got to go see radiohead…that show fucking ruled. it was amazing. it was orgasmic. it was at red rocks. it didn’t rain. it was warm. we stole some good seats that weren’t general admission and the people who had the tickets to them never showed up. you should all be jealous. :-)
2001-06-21 03:28:45 – Burnz
Right, radiohead, the musical equivalent to blood vessels breaking in the brain. Orgasmic, do you hump cactus a lot? Just playing, but they do actually suck.
2001-06-21 16:48:10 – The Disco Nova
I feel your pain. Part of my job right now is installing and configuring long-haul ATM networks. I get to do a lot of work with FORE switches, LS 1010’s and Timeplexes. Get "ATM for Dummies", it is the best reference I’ve seen so far for it.
2001-06-21 17:10:31 – stai_admin_dept
http://exchange.stai.com/exchange/root.asp?acs=anon
2001-06-21 17:14:28 – oh_no
http://exchange.stai.com/exchange/forms/IPM/DOCUMENT/frmRoot.asp?index=0&obj=000000001A447390AA6611CD9BC800AA002FC45A0900EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D00000003408A0000EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D000000039E890000&acs=anon&command=open", "000000001A447390AA6611CD9BC800AA002FC45A0900EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D00000003408A0000EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D000000039E890000
2001-06-21 21:39:18 – The Disco Nova
Hmmmm. Should I ask, Randall?
2001-06-21 23:23:38 – rand0m
installing long haul atms? man, that’s gotta suck. I’m sure the pay is good, though … anywho, yes, Tony, wtf is up with those links? sheesh … <b>update</b>: oh, that’s, you know, internal STAI.com stuff … where jhopson works! oh tony you man you!
2001-06-22 07:15:23 – The Disco Nova
Actually that is stuff from the public folders…
2001-06-22 19:01:15 – The Disco Nova
So Tony, did you post a link to a public folder that any idiot can access for any particular reason? Should I be impressed? I was just wondering. Seems to be not a very bright thing to do. (Sorry for the almost-Flameage on your site Randall, but it is kinda insulting)
2001-06-23 13:17:54 – Any Idiot
Why can’t I get this link to work?
2001-06-23 13:38:13 – The Disco Nova
As a matter of fact, I was talking with a friend of mine in the IT department, and he said that it is specifically set up so that people can log on and leave messages in the public folders anonymously,
2001-06-24 19:05:59 – Siaokh
Disco Nova… are you the same at Laserquest? If so, ‘sup Avon. If not, please disregard. -Tim
2001-06-25 16:00:26 – The Disco Nova
(sigh) Yep, same one, who the heck is dis?

muskles, food and blah

Went and worked out for the first time in forever today … did my upper body, everything until complete muscle failure. It felt really really good … then I ran 1/2 mile and sat in the sauna for 10 minutes then took a cold shower. I feel pretty tired; my muscles are completely dead, and I’ll be hurting in the morning, but it’ll feel good.

After that, I went over to Tony’s and partook of some excellent tony-cooked salmon. It was quite good — a little lemon juice and some tomato on some especially tender fresh bone-less fish. Watched some of Abyss, then went downtown and relaxed. I had a good time.

I have also come to an unanticipated problem with my site; I am unsure if I want to continue to run it like I do. Sure, it generates some conversation and gets people interested, but unfortunately, it’s mostly people catching flak for this or that. That is not the intended purpose at all … And in that vein, I am going to cut back a bit on the amount of news that involves other people and their opinions. if this is too extreme, don’t read it.

Now, be good citizens and go put on your cargo pants and get back in line.

2001-06-20 15:36:10 – jesus
house+kitten=mitten

springspree, day & more

ahh, here's what billy bob thornton get's to see when he says 'suck me beautiful'Okay, so i’m thinking that people want some juicy content … I have been away for a few days, and have been unwilling to post simply because I haven’t had a whole lot of anything interesting to say that wouldn’t get people all hot and bothered … [update: why does this matter? seriously, people can just fuck off.]

So yea, as for some hot action, there is a pic of Angelina Jolie to the right … a PhotoShop Edit? waiting to happen. On that note, I have been jonesin for some p0ontang more than normal. odd that. I think it comes in waves. [update: that pic makes me want to find a girl and … umm yea.]

Saw Tomb Raider on friday, and got completely trashed with tore and later laura on friday night. that was cool. Finding my truck heavily vandalized was not cool; i have proof that it was done at my house now, but I still have no idea who did it. That sucks. Saturday Laura and I met up with tony and janelle and did springspree. that was cool. my parents saw me and came over and talked to me. that was suck. the rest of the day was very enjoyable; met up with janelle for a relaxing evening of talk, breadsticks and a brownie @ old chicago. heard there was a big party @ craig’s, i didn’t go. My parents had a talk to me about the quality of the people I hang out with and if I “know who I am” … i was mildly irritated, but put out some good comments.

Today has been really uneventful. I slept with no intention of waking up before noon … went over to the pad and watched part of “Mission to Mars” and part of the matrix … it was good. then I came home, gave my dad a card, and had some really good steak — I ate so much and it was so good I felt like I was gonna explode. then somehow survived 90 minutes [3 tapes!] of my parents shitty camera work of california. that blew cock like no other.

that’s been about it … haven’t done much of anything else besides waste time. tomorrow — a week anew!

2001-06-17 23:14:49 – bastard
Sometimes when i am lustful and meek, i take a bike ride, or cut down trees up in woodland park… it channels my energies, and allows me to focus. [Flashback: hey, did some guy just fall off of the roof?] whoa [/Flashback] As for the quality of the people you hang out with, my instinct says that sounds like guilt. odd. Tomorrow I take the snowboard and binding to kite’n’ski to get assembled, probably get the board refinished. This week I will learn how to grill salmon and cook mushroom steak.
2001-06-17 23:20:43 – rand0m
lustful and meek? wtf … I am lustful and … horny. not meek at all. so no tree cutting for me. and it’s not guilt at all, they have a point. and meat … fresh, tasty, zesty tenderness, the waves of that amazing taste rolling over my tongue … [sigh]
2001-06-17 23:50:36 – heathen friend number 467
<sarcasm>Yeah, randal, you definitely hang out with the wrong people. Get some new friends. I mean, what your friends do is definitely not normal actions for people their age. Why don’t you find some nice mormon friends who won’t drink or smoke pot or stay out late because they have lots of fun on friday nights by reading the bible </sarcasm>. On that note, if you seriously think your parents are right, then I suppose you don’t realize that they make you feel too guilty when you really do want to do all these things, but don’t want to disappoint your parents. Yet, your parents do nothing for you, they are mean, they make fun of your friends with dyed hair, they tell you you’re bad when really, they just want to think that they didn’t raise a kid who’s not perfect. so, you succumb to their wishes, they’re happy, they move out, and you read the book of mormon and sing in the church choir. i, on the other hand, will be living my life along with eveyone else. <sigh> and then there’s also the fact that my parents let me do what i want because i’m an adult(and i freely let them know what i was up to this weekend, etc.) and just let me know that they’re there for me, proud of me, love me, want me to be safe, etc., which is something very empowering as well as wonderful. i wish you had that there. anyway, this was a long rant.
2001-06-17 23:54:13 – bastard
geez, i know for a fact not everyone drinks and smokes pot and shit, but, your parents will truly shape your collective thinkings on life and happiness… i don’t think i’ve even begun to change the fact that 90 percent of my thinking comes from my dad, and I haven’t lived at home for 5 years.
2001-06-18 00:12:55 – Laura
oh yeah, did you tell your mom that she hurt my feelings? or is it okay to be rude to people who aren’t mormon and perfect like their son should be. i mean, c’mon, you’re mom was a bitch to me, and she hurt my feelings. maybe i should have said "oh, i saw an ugly fat woman walking over here with an annoying high pitched voice and i knew it must be randal’s mom." no.
2001-06-18 10:06:00 – Siaokh
OMG… that impromptu party that was held over at the geekpad… madness! Yes… there was violence by gravity (why was kermit on the roof in the first place?) , and only one (yes one) ski clubbing. Jungle juice all around. I think a few of us have violent tendencies while intoxicated (you know who you are). Oh well… A good time was had by most! -Tim
2001-06-18 11:09:17 – Laura
wasn’t kermit the one who got clubbed by the ski too? and then there was the hot next door neighbor. well, you people (males) thought she was hot. all i know is that she grabbed my ass. we should definitely do that more often. :-)
2001-06-18 17:13:20 – Xeon
<a href="http://www.twotear.cjb.net/">Click Me LAURA!</a> <<— that link is for laura and no one else! On another note I do to feel feel that your mother violated my innocent eyes. Tell her that you hang out with clean-cut people of the happy year of 2001. We all will or do have jobs. Most of us don’t have addictions to alcohol, pot, or nicotine. I don’t at least. We enjoy recreational activities, and we are the next generation. Ohh yeah and also mention that 30 percent of your friends are Eagle Scouts in BSA.
2001-06-18 19:35:20 – rand0m
well, they made the point that laura is a fruitcake. they are not wrong there. they also said that it seems like I don’t fit in with my crowd; and to a point, they are right [honestly]. I have thought a lot of this before in the past couple weeks, none of it having to do with my parents — ask janelle, cuz I told her about it [if you don’t believe me]. And 30%? I think you missed some people there. As for addictions .. umm … yea, i’m just gonna keep my mouth shut. On another note, saunas are *amazing* things.
2001-06-18 19:49:46 – Xeon
30% seems right.. that is just over half the males you know… unless you know many females that are Eagle Scouts…
2001-06-18 20:14:18 – rand0m
let’s see … janelle, tore, tony, laura, craig — that is a very short list, of which you are only 20% … basic math, here we come.
2001-06-19 01:06:11 – bastard
randal, i consider you a good friend… so let me know if i’m not, because i don’t fit in or whatever. just asking.
2001-06-19 01:45:35 – Xeon
what about Mike, Matt, Pat, Kurt, Ray, Tim, Sam, Annie, etc.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 –
and fix my virtual directory since half my site traffic comes through it >>>!!!!!
2001-06-19 01:54:07 – %XEon
ok by that new list 18% percent.. [is tore an eagle scout?] then it’d be 27
2001-06-19 02:27:42 – Laura
yeah, uh, in my own defense, i’d like to say that i’m not a fruitcake and i don’t know what makes you think that. i’m sorry that being "different" (yes, overused word, phrase, etc.) means i’m insane. i think i’m more sane than you, randal, considering i know exactly what i want with my life, how i’m getting there, etc. that’s not insanity. i want an explanation, though. i don’t think anyone else thinks i’m a fruitcake…damnit…grrrr.
2001-06-19 02:30:28 – Laura, again
and, xeon, what was the link for? i don’t get it. also, randal, your parents look too much into appearances. i mean, you’ve had sex more recently than me, you drink, you stay out late, etc. but you look normal, so you must be.
2001-06-19 03:09:06 – mark
OK, im totally out of place by making ANY comment here because im not a part of this little group, but randal, if you need p0on as much as you do, my door is always open. I’ll leave it at that. PS- what up laura
2001-06-19 07:43:17 – realbighead
no, there is no way in hell Tore would partake of your fascist capitalist Eagle Scouts. so ram it in your ass. and while we’re at it, why the fuck am I making none of these lists? I’m better than anyone else who’s been mentioned so far… it must be phe4r. wurd.
2001-06-19 08:53:35 – nell
tore, you’re my friend. i love you. honestly, tore, it’s okay! you’re on my list!! (tee hee hee hee). and laura – i don’t think randal’s fruitcake meant insane as much as it meant (well, to use the overused word) different. you are different, you know that, and it is something that i generally see you take pride in. that is a good thing. but if you’re going to take pride in being different, don’t get so offended when the difference offends someone else’s sensitive views.
2001-06-19 09:12:28 – Laura
hey mark! you rule. i just don’t get why randal has such an issue with the fact that his image doesn’t jive with mine. i mean, i don’t think that my image jives with any of my friends images, but that doesn’t make me reevaluate (sp?) fitting in because i know that that seriously means nothing. so, i suppose that when randal says i’m a fruitcake, i assume he’s talking about my state of mind rather than the fact i’m different because that makes sense to me. i still want to know why i’m such a "fruitcake" though. :-)
2001-06-19 10:13:10 – bastard
fruitcake n 1: a whimsically eccentric person [syn: crackpot, crank, nut, nutcase, screwball]
2001-06-19 10:25:23 – Laura
was anyone aware that tony knew how to use a dictionary?
2001-06-19 11:23:13 – rand0m
might I be the first to point out that I don’t seem to be the one with ‘issues’ … I’m not bitching heavily, I’m not coming off the handle — I’m not laura pestering randal to say more ‘bad’ things about her. I’ve been through this; remember the past year and a half? you know what people think, laura, so don’t get all pissy when they actually say it. as for tony, apparently he *can* use a dictionary, and his timing is incredible [gave me a good laugh].
2001-06-19 23:20:37 – realbighead
Jenna Bush’s Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling I love the onion. (oh, and randal: nice edit of your above comment, dork)