Ahh, another blissful saturday, which means

That yesterday was Friday. And you know, I had a pretty good Friday, until it came to Friday Night. And Friday Night was only mediocre because I’m not 21. Everybody I know is 21+ … makes it sorta hard to go out and get stupid. And mind you, going out and getting stupide for sub-21 year olds is extremely expensive. It’s a bad place. I put up a new sexy picture of me in the webcam section. You get to see me at 9:47am, while I’m recovering from abusing my liver with sick amounts of alcohol. I’ll try to update that thing more often; it’s possible now, because Win2k now has a built-in driver for the crappy webcam I use. Was talking to Larry and Corey about getting an animal here at the house. Like say a dog or a cat. Or a fish. And Larry, who is old and wise, brought up a good point: Most guys want a dog so that they can have control over something in a take charge sort of way. Think about it — a dog is usually totally obedient and will do darn near whatever it’s master, presumably male, says. A guy with a cat though, is a sure sign of a person who does not “take charge” and assert themselves onto others, because as we all know, you cannot persuade a cat to do anything except to shred all of your nice clothes and furniture while simultaneously leaving copious amounts of cat hair in your expensive stereo equipment. So, that is a pretty good rationale for a dog — canines make a man feel powerful (god knows we can’t have control over our women), while a dude with cat is a sissy and has/wants no control over anything (not very masculine). Huzzah for reading into things!

2003-04-26 17:20:11 – Netheus
Dog- shits all over the backyard, have to go and find said crap and pick it up. Cat- shits in a box, you can train it to shit in a toilet. No hunting and gathering of poo. Bird- stupid, no loyalties, bites. Lizards- just fucking cool. Arachnids- good way to keep people from breaking and entering. Fish- WAY too much of a pain in the ass. Ferrets- Randal, you don’t drive, so it won’t matter when it steals your keys. Vermin- cute, cuddley, cannibalistic, beady eyes. Bunny- shits everywhere, but the girls will love it. I am trying to think of all the pets I have had…. dogs, cats, fish, birds, tarantula, siblings, hampster, my sister had an Iguana, and now she has a ferret… Ooh! Snakes! But you only show those off to a *certain* kinda girl.
2003-04-26 17:36:07 – pinky
i like dogs because cats suck. my dog rocks.
2003-04-26 21:14:41 – tony
I had a nightmare last night about snakes which I remember very vividly. It started out with 3 wierd snake things that were crawling towards me. One jumped up, grabbed up at my neck, and I pulled it off. I grabbed a sword and cut them all to bits. Nightmares are interesting. Why the fuck would I dream about cutting snakes?
2003-04-27 00:20:51 – Siaokh
Aibo. you know you want one. that or i’d have to say a puppy… lab or retriever… they are quite fun to play with.
2003-04-27 11:27:57 – WC
Aibo’s are so 3 years ago. I say get one a [L=http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/5ce0/]ER1[/L]. It’s the perfect pet. … Or you could be lame and get one of those Carbon based "pets" that you have to actually take care of.
2003-04-27 11:45:35 – The Disco Nova
I’m doing okay with Ferrets. It’s just hard to find a landlord who will take them, because of irresponsible owners.
2003-04-27 16:38:36 – Netheus
Tony- from the little I know about dream interprettation, I repeat, LITTLE- I would say that because your dream involved two phallic symbols, one of them almost universally held as a death symbol (snake), and the other a defensive reaction, I’d say that you are in fierce competition with another male, one less qualified (reality, or in your mind)-because you chop up the snake, who if he succeeded, would cost you something very personal, possibly a girlfriend, job, or what ever. From what itty bitty bit that I know about dream interpretation. Of course, Freud would say that you are repressing homosexual urges. πŸ˜‰
2003-04-27 23:43:39 – tony
Thanks for the insight. But why 3 snakes? And coincidentally, the previous night, one of my roommates tried … uh, nevermind.
2003-04-28 11:53:59 – Netheus
What the hell was Matt doing naked in your bed last night lying next… to you….. oh…. right….
2003-04-28 12:51:50 – Mr Mountains
If I had a dream about cutting up penises, does that mean I’m repressing reptile urgencies? Frickin Freud and his cocks. Jung dominates all over him.
2003-04-28 23:58:49 – tony
If today is the pattern for the rest of the summer, I’m fucking stoked. Good weather, light breeze, good sun. We’re trying to put together a hike up Barr trail once it opens, so let me or Randal know and we’ll get you in on the hike. Might try to make a habit of doing morning hikes in the area now that the snow is mostly gone.
2003-04-29 10:48:15 – Master Ha-reed
Count me in for the hike
2003-04-30 11:36:26 – Netheus
Well, if I weren’t so concerned about giving a speech on decreasing the population tonight with out using words like, "selective genocide," "extreme capital punishment," (although I think we can all agree that rapists and child molestors need to be put down) and "cattle prods," and writing a paper on who was the ‘better’ marxist- Che Guevara or Lenin, and then another speech on what hackers have been doing since 9-11, and then a whole bunch of mindless computer literacy homework, topped with a psych0-hosebeast mother, an aunt that wants to commit said mother, and a drunkard step-dad who broke his wrist, my sister who has a school psychologist thinking she’s suicidal, AND my honey sweetiepiebunshoneydewmelonballums anniversary and my birthday all coming up…. I would LOVE to go hiking up Bar trail…. but we’ll see if I mysteriously win the lottery so that I can take time off work…
2003-04-30 19:13:35 – Netheus
don’t know if this will work… <b>The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’;"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 – Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 – The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Extreme</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Extreme</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 – Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html">Dante’s Inferno Test</a></b>
2003-04-30 23:07:14 – tony
Why is it that when you get dumped by someone, it doesn’t hurt nearly as bad as when you break up with them?
2003-04-30 23:33:40 – pinky
<b>The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’;"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 – Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 – The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 – Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html">Dante’s Inferno Test</a></b>
2003-05-02 03:23:11 – tony
It’s 330am on a friday morning. I just woke up to something gnawing on one of my right knuckles. Woke up and saw something scurry off my hand. Would think it’s a bad nightmare, but there’s a small dot where the little fucker broke the skin. Randal and Matt don’t know about this yet as they are still sleeping. And they have wierd water bed frames that a mouse couldn’t crawl up I think. I want to kill something, reallll bad. DEATH TO THE FUCKING MICE!!!
2003-05-02 03:24:30 – tony
Now I gotta figure how to trick myself back into bed for sleep knowing there might be some mice/rat waiting to gnaw one of my nuts off. Try that one on for size at 330am in the goddamned morning.
2003-05-02 05:00:55 – tony
Mouse Update #3: After 3 shots of hard liquor I’m ready to brave more sleep fearing that little fucker will be gnawing at some extremities. Finished watching half of this old movie the "Thin Man" and saw the little wicked devil mouse going back into the kitchen behind the fridge. Now that I know where he/she hides out, I’ll be setting some kind of monstrous device to ensnare the tempestuous foul demon. Just as soon as I am sober enough to buy a mouse trap. We’re talking 200 pounds of high tension wire, only the best gourmet cheese for this bastard’s last meal. Maybe some Mozart playing in the background for his final demise…
2003-05-02 11:20:43 – Netheus
Anyone else sensing a bit of mental instability near the corner of weber and boulder?
2003-05-02 12:38:40 – rand0m
I’m surprised that Tony couldn’t think of a single better way to tell his roommates about such an issue than to tell everyone via my website. Anyway, yes, he’s certifiably nuts … we know this, but we just humor him anyway πŸ˜‰
2003-05-02 18:16:43 – Keener2u
Tony’s comments remind me of Johnny Dep in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but with less mumbling.
2003-05-02 23:55:20 – Master Ha-reed
All once and future fans of the X-Men comic books [B]must[/B] go see X2 in theatres. Now.
2003-05-03 01:00:30 – Mr Mountains
So Tony, are we still on for that fight? I’ll be back in town for a good three month period in about a week or less. Just wanted to know if you still wanted that beat down delivery sent to your house (like you asked).
2003-05-03 01:51:51 – keener2u
hareed done long movie at the pita pit right now
2003-05-03 10:00:11 – Netheus
mmmmmm…..x-men…….mmmmmmm
2003-05-03 11:54:54 – Netheus
My cousin is wearing 3000 pop can tabs to her prom. My uncle’s cheapness has rubbed off, and combined with the deadly genetic freakiness. http://www.caller.com/ccct/living/article/0,1641,CCCT_804_1906512,00.html
2003-05-03 11:55:15 – tony
No fight, but come by the house if you want. And I would strongly advise all of you not to county whiskey shots. That is all.
2003-05-03 13:03:53 – WC
w3rd ya’ll. Although this week sucked, I am glad to say I would do it again if I had to. I basically spent the latter part of the week test and implementing an email to pager gateway. That thing is l33t. Although the technology isn’t new its cool to do something for the first time. I also learned I make a lot more money doing what I know than what I am. I got a new cell phone plan after my mother shut off the old one "because you should be paying $130/mo. on a cell phone." That would have been fine with me except I didn’t think she’d do it without telling me first. Imagine my suprise when I went to use it to get directions to some car show in Broomfield. Ohh well. Picked up the new nokia 3650 with a new ATT plan. I will have paid $50 for the phone after the rebates and I got 550 anytime min, free nationwide long distance, free nights and weekends, multimedia messaging for $39.99/mo (+$7 extra for 1MB data services) I am happy. Come monday I can make muveees on my phone. :-) Well that is it until next time. Gotta enable another large section of Colorado next week for wireless broadband. yay! Laterz. P.S. Ohh yeah moving out soon. Probably will have a big ass party. So keep your calendars cleared.
2003-05-04 03:47:58 – keener2
mmm good choice craig rockin’ AttWS is good and fast streaming through a t68 to a ipaq is kinda fun. BTW would you happen to have any unlocked gsm phones or phones locked to attWS I need to send my phone to get it worked on!
2003-05-04 12:11:51 – Netheus
I have found evil, pure evil, the first evil, and it is…… LAIBACH
2003-05-05 00:26:14 – Mr Mountains
As in the song off the Lost Highway soundtrack? That song is pure awesome!!!

WOO Biznass!

Alright, so the gist is this: I am not buying the Jeep, despite it’s attractiveness, for two (2) reasons: 1) too many miles. 160k is quite a bit. and 2) I’m being financially responsible and paying off all my debt. I took all my grandios DoD contracting paychecks and applied them to my more than equally grandios debts. So my credit score has shot through the roof, but I have no cash. BUT, see below. Our plan to open up a CyberCafe is on the road, 100%. I’ve been busting my ass putting together the business plan — it’s 20% writing and 80% phone calls / projections / letters / other legwork. Quite the learning experience, and definitely for the better — a lot invigorating, a lot scary. It’s going to happen, though, and I’m fucking stoked. Oh, and the plan is to use the income from the CyberCafe to buy a new vehicle πŸ˜€ Heard a pretty profound statement from Jack (of all people) the other day: [i]Experience begets wisdom; Rules beget obedience.[/i] It’s pretty true, imo. I know a couple seriously repressed people and all they do is follow the rules. No adventure, no getting out and doing what they want — only doing what *others* want. I know all about this, and it rings true. It makes me feel sorry for people who are sheltered. ahh well. Went out with Keen, Livia and a guy named Thane today. That was a good time. It’s nice to hang out with intellectual people who are not coworkers ;-). We had a good time just shooting the shit over at Shuga’s … we even discussed [L=http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html]Ladder Theory[/L]. It was a good time. So yea, I’m hot to trot for Becky. She’s really nice and all, but I think this other guy named John is going for her, and she spends a lot more time with that crowd than with our crowd, which bodes not well for me striking up the romance. She’s off in Kansas this weekend though, so I’ll see if I can arrange something for next week; I’ll make sure you keep ya’ll up to date on my love interests πŸ˜‰

2003-04-19 14:25:54 – netheus
randy in the bid-ness!!!! w00t w00t!!
2003-04-19 16:35:16 – The Disco Nova
That has got to be the coolest thing I have read this year.
2003-04-19 19:17:42 – rand0m
which part? there’s a lot of content up there πŸ˜‰
2003-04-19 21:08:09 – The Disco Nova
The Ladder Theory
2003-04-19 21:19:13 – Master Ha-reed
Disco, you’ve got to get with the times. There was a big bitchfest on my site months ago about the ladder theory.
2003-04-19 22:24:08 – rand0m
I think there are two reasons that Ladder Theory is suddenly interesting here: 1. Your site gets no credence compared to rand0m.org 2. Your site sucks and gets no traffic, so content is worthless. Ha! πŸ˜‰
2003-04-19 23:48:45 – Master Ha-reed
I’ll give you #1 – but as for #2, I do average about 75 hits a day – not all of them are unique though. You forgot the most important part though: 3. The comments on rand0m.org are (if you can believe it) often more intelligent than the comments on my site. I blame the thatsalsotrue folks and my high school class.
2003-04-21 02:48:01 – tony
Up late watching HBO and watched this movie the "Big Easy". Saw a scene where a lady walks into a place called "Antoine’s Restaurant." Which was pretty cool because I went there one night while at Mardi Gras in ’99 with about 12 other people to eat dinner. Kind of a cool Jack Kerouac Deja Vu thing.
2003-04-24 01:39:40 – Mr Mountains
Blame all you want, but the point of web boards (especially for us college students) is to entertain. We at thatsalsotrue are secure enough in our intellegence to not have to talk endlessly about solutions to world problems or what our view points are on the war. Besides, most of what is said is just repeated over and over and is often just plain obvious. Why not write poems about fantasy baseball trades or debate ninja turtles and talk about soiling one’s pants for the heck of it? I know its a heck of a lot more fun and probably more origional than…politics, christ! So have fun with your intelligent posts and blame "us" for lowering the IQ level on your comments section. We are all impressed with your much more mature sodomy discussion . . . which is really involved, by the way.
2003-04-24 08:44:36 – rand0m
I’m not the one who says that rand0m.org commenters are better than the people at seehafer.net/thatsalsotrue.tk … I think it’s jared who said that 98% of his comments must be from complete morons. I mean, I’m not disagreeing at all, but we at rand0m.org aren’t all high and mighty. usually.
2003-04-24 10:48:14 – Mr Mountains
Yeah, that last tirade was directed at comments made by Jared on this site, not yourself, although the content applies as well.
2003-04-25 18:49:01 – Netheus
F%ck you guys. I am turning 21 in 13 days!!!! WOOOO!!!!
2003-04-26 02:13:11 – The Disco Nova
So do you want us to draw straws or are you up to all of us at once?
2003-04-26 04:05:43 – The Disco Nova
Btw Randalll, I finally finished Dling a good DVD quality copy of equilibrium, I’ll have to burn you a copy.

Jeep

So I’m probably going to buy this Jeep I’ve been eyeing. It’s a red 1988 Cherokee Limited: 4.0L I6 EFI engine (runs very well) AW4 Tranny (very reliable — works great) Power everything (seats, windows, locks etc) A/C Decent stereo Perfect Black Leather Interior Bronze-styling wheels (bling bling) Back window washer works! 160k trouble free miles I test drove it today, runs great. He put a new water pump in it 3 weeks ago and new o-rings 7 months ago. Has a checkup and maintenance record dating back to 1995. Has an immaculate interior and does 75 with no problem. Guy is asking $3000, said I’d do $2800, told him to hold onto it for me till monday — I’ll check the finances and run it by a couple insurance companies and see what they say. I’m stoked, because it’s very nice. Opinions?

2003-04-12 18:59:07 – pinky
my friend rolled his jeep a few weeks ago and got a shattered foot. this kid on legislative council with me was riding in a jeep over thanksgiving, it rolled, and he’s dead. how is gas mileage? i bet it can’t be worse that the truck, or can it?
2003-04-12 20:02:00 – Netheus
ummm….. good points, both. but I’d have to put the deciding factor on gas mileage. Although we don’t really have to worry about it that much living downtown, it will kill your pocket book if you do decide to take a long range trip. But I would rather have one of those hybrids that gets like 70 miles to the gallon.
2003-04-13 01:27:15 – homesick girl
speaking of long range trips, you should drive your jeep out here and see me. better yet, drive it out here and pick me up and take me to a better place. whisk me off into the sunset. please? ask me how bad i wish i weren’t in iowa right now
2003-04-13 08:58:34 – Netheus
I Outhgta Went Around
2003-04-13 18:19:12 – Mike
It´s simply stupid to buy a 15 year old car, it belongs in the garbage! Buy a brand new Grand Cherokee Limited Ed. 03" model, then we are talking….
2003-04-14 00:09:35 – Master Ha-reed
I present an atrocity friends: [L=http://www.google.com/search?q=rand0m]http://www.google.com/search?q=rand0m[/L] Randal – youre going to have to attract some traffic to fix this. And on something actually related to the post – yeah a Jeep has shitty gas mileage, and its prone to rollovers (dont make quick turns when driving fast with high wind speeds – even when youre trying to scare friends), but its still a decent vehicle. The problem with the hybrid cars is that a) you cant find used ones – at least i dont think so and b) they really dont help with that "masculine image". Sure, Randal could probably get a pink Beetle with flowers on it thats cheap – but I dont know if he’d want to drive around in it.
2003-04-14 04:48:42 – The Disco Nova
So I’m back from NCRE 8. http://www.dragoncontinuum.com/NC/NCRE/index.html I had alot of fun, and got all the partying out of my system for a while, so now I can concentrate on school :)
2003-04-14 10:41:53 – Netheus
So are you going to get the jeep? If you do, I wanna come by and see it!
2003-04-14 18:07:52 – The Disco Nova
So I’m moving this weekend, and I think I’m going to have a house warming party. The inventory of liquor I have left over from parties in my hotel rooms(I have a reputation at cons to keep after all) this weekend: 1/3 Handle of Southern Comfort, 3/4 Handle Jose Ceurvo, 1/2 Bottle of Aftershock, 3/4 Handle of some generic Bourbon, 2/3 Handle of Cpt. Morgan, 1/2 bottle of Apple Pucker, unopened bottle of Peppermint Shnapps (sp?), and an almost full bottle of Amaretto. I love it when people leave liquor in my room :)
2003-04-14 18:49:45 – rand0m
Moving? Where? and Why?
2003-04-14 18:59:01 – The Disco Nova
Yes, Parkside Apartments (on Pikes Peak past Circle), cheaper, nicer and two bathrooms :)
2003-04-14 19:39:59 – Netheus
Right on. When’s the shindig?
2003-04-14 20:40:08 – Master Ha-reed
Heh – I lived there for a while when the family was looking for a new house. One word of advice – the street that runs behind it (that intersects Pikes Peak near the Colorado Opry – or whatever the hell they’re calling it now) tends to attract drive-by shootings and gang warfare.
2003-04-14 21:06:47 – The Disco Nova
It’s a gated community. I have renter’s insurance :)
2003-04-14 23:08:39 – Netheus
and quicker than a speeding bullet!
2003-04-15 03:16:54 – CaptnSpectacular [mark]
[im the asshole who hasn’t read this site in a week, so this comments a little late, but…] Randal, I am offended that you would even consider my site more interesting than yours. This is the way I would judge which site is more interesting between the two of ours: 1) Hits. If people like a site/think its interesting, they are likely to come back. I am not sure how many hits you get in a day, but I assume its somewhere around or above the 50 area. I get a craptacular 14. 2) Comments. I have never heard you beg and plea to your readers to comment on your site, whereas on my site, I have done this on no less than 15 occasions. You get at least 15 comments a post, and I have to yell at my friends to get three. The only person who ever comments on my site is my roommate and its because hes tired of hearing me bitch about the lack of comments I get while were watching TV. In conclusion, while your site may not seem interesting to you, I assure you that many people do find it interesting, otherwise, no one would come back and this wouldn’t be the 16th post on here. -mark
2003-04-15 04:13:51 – keener2u
Craptacular! Now that is a $10 word. Next time I play scrabble I will use that.
2003-04-15 09:24:56 – pinky
mmm….doritos and bon jovi.
2003-04-15 09:49:14 – netheus
fnord
2003-04-15 17:45:55 – Master Ha-reed
I wouldnt necessarily use hits as a factor of the site being interesting. I get probably 100 hits per day, and my site is less interesting than Randals – and the comments are far stupider. About those comments – the number of comments arent really an indicator either. You can have 100 stupid fucking moron comments or 10 really good ones.
2003-04-15 18:46:23 – The Disco Nova
Yes, and Dice is a regular poster on your blog.
2003-04-15 19:50:53 – Master Ha-reed
I’m still waiting for the Tony v. Dice fight.
2003-04-15 23:57:33 – tony
Alright, so here’s the car I"m looking at: 1995 Automatic Nissan Pathfinder SE 95K Power Everything, Perfect Leather Interior 1500$
2003-04-16 13:13:37 – Netheus
Problem #1: Automatic.
2003-04-16 23:33:01 – WC
Problem #2: Nissan Pathfinder SE
2003-04-17 09:44:08 – Netheus
Nissan is a good company! Remember, when buying cars- DON’T BUY AMERICAN! They fall apart and aren’t reliable.
2003-04-18 10:45:38 – GrooveMan
Well I think you would really like a Jeep, however this one scares me a little. If this guy really did just replace the water pump and the O-rings, that screams over heating issues to me. Something most Jeeps between 85-93 have problems with. What you want to do is take the Jeep out on a hot afternoon and run it around downtown, i.e. lots of stoplights and up hills under load. Watch and see how fast the temp climbs, and where is stops at (if it stops) If the temp is over 250 you could be in trouble. You also might want to ask when was the last time the radiator was flushed, how often does he put water in, stuff like that. You should also check the oil if the engine has been running hot the oil will be a brown color; that is if he hasn’t changed it. Oh well I hope it works out for you, I love my Jeep. Oh and my Bronco, can’t forget the Bronco πŸ˜‰
2003-04-18 15:50:45 – Matt
wow. 27 comments about the possibility of buying a jeep.
2003-04-18 16:37:16 – rand0m
Not just "buying a jeep" — the "[u]possibility[/u] of buying a jeep". rand0m.org — bringing you worthless rambling for 3+ years. πŸ˜€
2003-04-19 00:51:15 – erected
i have a penis!!
2003-04-19 03:30:38 – cunt
i don’t!

Bye Paulie :-(

Yesterday morning Matt and I woke up … well, I woke up and then hassled him until he got up … and went over to Paulie’s place to load up his stuff so he could get to Ft. Carson so he could get deployed to Iraq. First off, I’d like to say that his ruck sack weighed entirely too much πŸ˜‰ Went out and got some breakfast first, chit chatted and tried to keep things light. Got to Ft. Carson, dropped off his gear and then went to the Arms Building (where everyone gets their weapons) … Paulie got his M16 … we took some pictures, hugged and shook his hand and left. I didn’t have much emotion right then, saying goodbye to a good friend for 6-12 months, but while I’m writing this, I’m holding back the tears. I’m not sad at all that Paulie in particular has to go — that’s his job, and both all of us are proud of him for doing it — it’s the fact that such a situation (war) exists at all. Granted, I believe that in this case it is justified (as does Paulie), but you know, it just sucks to see someone have to go. When he gets back, though, we’re going to Vegas, so I guess it all balances out. We love you Paulie! Went out with Alicia, Amanda, Becky and Matt the other night. I took everyone out to Old Chicago and then went over to Play By Play to get in some pool. Well, Keen and I smoked the girls 3-0. Why? Because we fucked with their heads all night by distracting them mercilessly? No! It was because of our badass pool-playing skills. Although the distracting part was fun, what with rubbing them up and down with pool cues, blowing in their ears, etc., we’re really just better at pool than they are. Suckahs. Heh. Speaking of that, Becky called last night at 1:30am … you know what? 1:30am is late. Like *Late*. I was dozing nicely and she called me up to talk about her day. I sure sign, IMO πŸ˜€

2003-04-10 16:36:46 – Master Ha-reed
You know Randal, calling 1:30 am "late" does not help you out in the trying-to-look/act-younger-than-35 department.
2003-04-10 16:51:38 – rand0m
Well, after doing 4-5 hours of sleep a night for a week+, last night was my "sleep" night. I was asleep at like 6:15pm, woke up at 10:30p, went back to sleep at 12:30a and woke up to talk to Becky at 1:30 … when trying to recover, 1:30 is late πŸ˜‰
2003-04-11 00:19:07 – Netheus
In 19 hours, I will be at the theater to watch House of 1000 Corpses, a film scheduled for release over 2 years ago, with some other choice individuals. Whilst at the theater, I plan on seeing all the sheep going to the new Adam Sandler/ Jack Nicholson flick, and in opposition, all the freaks- old horro/B movie lovers to out and out Satanists, to the random fucked up individual. But i drank one of Mike’s liquid crack coffees, so I prolly won’t sleep between now and then. Ya know Randal- I know how you feel. It would suck serious ass to have to send your close friend over seas to a military installment in hostile territory, knowing you won’t see them for a year. i.e., remember when Carolyn left for Japan? ergh…
2003-04-11 08:53:29 – realbighead
I think jared’s got a point… being a 20-year-old guy gives you certain privileges, like staying up till 4AM for 2 weeks straight while still functioning (at least, I think I’m still functioning. Let me get back to you on that.) I would also like to state, off the record, that pretty girls rock the "hizzay", as you ghetto homeboys would refer to it. mad shout-outs to paulie while we’re at it. much love, brutha! w00t w00t! yeah… I think that functioning is just a hallucination at this point. I’m going to go to class now.

I sure wish I was interesting

I got to thinking about it, and I realized that I am not very interesting. Like, I was reading [L=http://pinklaura.blogspot.com]Laura’s Page[/L] and [L=http://www.michaelhusson.com/mark]Mark’s Page[/L] and I all I could must was “wow, I really am not interesting.” So there you have it folks — I think I’ve stumbled upon why I’m not the most attractive guy, why I’m only good for buffoonary (sp?) and an occasional laugh: I am not interesting. Okay, so Friday was a good day. I was here at work, doing some stuff for Sandy, one of our customers on the floor, and she asks me to haul her computer down to her car. No problem. Then she hands me the keys and says “why don’t you take it for lunch?” Ahh, the unforgettable lunch began. Why? Because this particular car is a [L=http://www.new-cars.com/2002/bmw/bmw-540i-sedan.html]2002 BMW 540i[/L]. Yep, 4.4 Liters of [L=http://www.rand0m.org/images/bimmer/]hot BMW luvin (not work safe)[/L]. Goddamn that car was fast. And powerful. And amazingly fun to drive. Picked up Keen and went up to the Chapel Hills Chipotle to give a spin. It was the lap of luxury. And as Matt said “Luxury sure has a nice lap.” Also, I retrofied the website. Most things are broken, except for comments and news. I know everything else is worthless anyway πŸ˜‰

2003-04-07 22:08:04 – Netheus
Right….. sick of having a family. Not just because of the hassle, the problems they cause, the genetics, or the environmental hang-ups. No, this time because they all find the time to die- like, for instance today, my step-uncle of scirosis of the liver. Does he tell any of his 6 brothers and sisters, 90+ year old mother, daughter, or new wife of about a month that he could die any day? No! Does he tell them that he is going to be fine? Yes! So is everyone deeply schocked and angered when he buys the farm at 1:30 this afternoon? Yes!
2003-04-08 10:27:08 – Siaokh
Benefit of the doubt… maybe he wasnt aware of his condition. Even though it takes years and years of heavy drinking to get to that point? *shrug* who knows Sounds like fun randal… One of my friends out here has a WRX that i’m going to ste… i mean borrow. Not sure if he knows about it yet :) Balls to all 4 wheels w00. -Tim
2003-04-08 17:07:48 – WC
Hey randal. Thanks for hanging out earlier today. I think you are the most interesting g33k i know. πŸ˜‰ Anyway I think you need to stop worrying about not being interesting. If you do that you’d stop concisouly thinking about being a bore to a girl. Nobody likes a person that thinks they are boring. I think you should just be yourself. Maybe you should go out to some clubs a littile more or make a drive to Denver when you turn 21 a few times a month. Anyway I’d thought I’d honor the great rand0m.org a post from UUNet datacenter. We had to stop in a check in on this box we have running down here. See ya later! BTW… If you can’t score the woman at least you have the knack for getting into other peoples 540i Beemers. πŸ˜‰ Ciao ~Craig
2003-04-08 17:29:29 – pinky
i’d just like to state that that is the first and only time someone called my blog interesting :-) and if randal wasn’t interesting to anyone (aka all of us) why would so many folks read his page? i dunno. just a thought, though.
2003-04-08 20:02:42 – rand0m
How come you guys didn’t tell me that comment submitting was buggered up? Sheesh, I count on you guys to catch my errors … πŸ˜‰
2003-04-09 00:00:31 – M
Nice. I would love to know how you got your hands on those. I mean….eh….if you got your hands on those.
2003-04-09 01:11:36 – The Disco Nova
Nope, Laura is not interesting, Mark is not interesting. You are vaguely interesting, but I really miss Burnz’s page. I used to reread his rants like 5 or 6 times.
2003-04-09 10:32:44 – rand0m
Is that because they were almost always drunkenly incoherent?
2003-04-09 11:14:41 – The Disco Nova
Yep, it was like a challenge.
2003-04-09 13:02:18 – pinky
thanks disco………. i personally dig mark’s page. and randal’s too.
2003-04-09 15:54:02 – The Disco Nova
Don’t worry Laura, I still love you, you’ve got nice boobies. I don’t really know many people in your circle of friends so it’s not interesting :)
2003-04-10 01:13:04 – Girlie
comment from somewhere yet undetermined off of the face of the earth- if your site wasnt interesting i wouldnt be sitting here at 12:30 am, missing work reading it. i would be asleep. hell, we all have to live vicariously through someone.
2003-04-10 01:49:18 – pinky
it’s good to see that all my self-worth is contained within my breasts. jerk.
2003-04-10 12:53:42 – Netheus
I need more sleep.
2003-04-10 14:22:29 – StatiC
Hey, YO crew, I’m back. I was NOT in germany in the army. I was in Denver at the Art Insitute getting my multimedia degree. :) anyways, greetz to Netheus (christine,vampire chick!), Danimore (james), Bryce (yT.. I know you’re still tracking, I am!)
2003-04-10 15:23:18 – rand0m
yea, who the fuck is static?
2003-04-10 16:52:30 – Netheus
Hey Joe, whaddya know? (/me stupid)
2003-04-10 23:27:39 – Mr Mountains
Just wanted to point out, that is you look at Jared’s site, and decide YOU are infact uninteresting, then something is wrong. It’s one of these three situations. 1)You would have to be the most uninteresting person on earth. 2)You have a warped sense of self and low self-esteem 3)You are saying you are uninteresting in order to seem more interesting Either scenario is very very awesome. In fact, being the most uninteresting person ever, would almost automatically make you interesting. Take comfort in that.
2003-04-14 04:45:57 – The Disco Nova
No no Laura, Your worth to me is contained within your breasts. Your self-worth is between you and yourself.