So, I’m posting on Randal’s site. Why, you ask? Because Tore jacks off with boths hands!!! He’s ambidextrous. And also because I felt the need for a new post on his site as the 23 comments were too long for my lazy ass to scroll through. On another note: “Pretentiousville”: Population: 1 asshole. First off, I really want a Weed Thrasher . I mean, I won’t have any weeds at my apartment next year, but maybe I can use it on mystery roommate X who will probably be some fucking loser. Or maybe on the convalescents next door!!!!!! I could wear mittens and decapitate kittens and mail them to Mike Lee. But yeah, the Weed Thrasher is more hardcore than Randal’s mom was last night. You could let “thrash” the fucking forest down with this thing. It’s the EPA’s best friend. Secondly, I didn’t feel like burning any bridges, but seeing as all my shit is probably on fire in Woodland Park (namely my autograhed Tori Amos CD and BT CD plus all my other CDs). My Pink Converse are on fire too. How sad :-(. Anyway, about burning bridges; Matt Hix is a real jerk. Now, I don’t hate him, don’t necessarily dislike him, but really, I don’t get it. (girl, i didn’t know you could get down like that). How can someone bitch daily about pretentious people, but, in reality, be the epitomy of pretenious? I don’t know many people who are *so* judgemental without right to be. I mean, every person he sees is ugly, or creepy, or stupid. And of course, he is PERFECT. Uh, riiiight. It just gets annoying, and really, I’m just sick of it…ah well, he still owes me $65 and I’m going to see Area 2 with him in August, so I need to be able to live with him, therefore, I shall write no more, but if you all want to comment on him in the comment section, feel free (*wink wink* Randal). So, I’ve just seen three Incubus videos in a row and dayam, Brandon Boyd is the hottest man alive. I already believed this, but seriously, DAAAAAAAYAM boy! aw yeah, too bad all my Incubus CDs are on fire. Insurance covers that shit, right? What the fuck is up with this Terry Barton woman? I’m going to personally Weed Thrash her ass. First of all, she is lying about the whole “burning a letter” thing. It’s obviously arson. After working for the forest service for 18 years, I would go crazy too. I think the perfect punishment would be to burn all her possessions in front of her because that’s what she did to everyone else’s shit. Prison really won’t do anything to her anyway except make her a reformed christian. (ooooh! it’s another incubus video!!!!!!! [drool] [randal rolls eyes]) Maybe we can set her on fire too. STOP DROP AND ROLL, BITCH!!!!!! I hope this post was really really really ridiculously good-looking 🙂 Oh yeah, here’s some music Randal should put up for MP3OTW. Modest Mouse Catch 22 Slayer…LOL The Get Up Kids Outkast Jamiroquoi Truth Hurts Sleater Kinney *NSYNC AKA!!! you should download some shit from them and stop listening to NICKELBACK YOU DUMB ASSHOLE. Oh yeah, this post has been brought to you by Laura, Parrot Bay Rum, and lack of sex.