Ahh, another blissful saturday, which means

That yesterday was Friday. And you know, I had a pretty good Friday, until it came to Friday Night. And Friday Night was only mediocre because I’m not 21. Everybody I know is 21+ … makes it sorta hard to go out and get stupid. And mind you, going out and getting stupide for sub-21 year olds is extremely expensive. It’s a bad place. I put up a new sexy picture of me in the webcam section. You get to see me at 9:47am, while I’m recovering from abusing my liver with sick amounts of alcohol. I’ll try to update that thing more often; it’s possible now, because Win2k now has a built-in driver for the crappy webcam I use. Was talking to Larry and Corey about getting an animal here at the house. Like say a dog or a cat. Or a fish. And Larry, who is old and wise, brought up a good point: Most guys want a dog so that they can have control over something in a take charge sort of way. Think about it — a dog is usually totally obedient and will do darn near whatever it’s master, presumably male, says. A guy with a cat though, is a sure sign of a person who does not “take charge” and assert themselves onto others, because as we all know, you cannot persuade a cat to do anything except to shred all of your nice clothes and furniture while simultaneously leaving copious amounts of cat hair in your expensive stereo equipment. So, that is a pretty good rationale for a dog — canines make a man feel powerful (god knows we can’t have control over our women), while a dude with cat is a sissy and has/wants no control over anything (not very masculine). Huzzah for reading into things!

2003-04-26 17:20:11 – Netheus
Dog- shits all over the backyard, have to go and find said crap and pick it up. Cat- shits in a box, you can train it to shit in a toilet. No hunting and gathering of poo. Bird- stupid, no loyalties, bites. Lizards- just fucking cool. Arachnids- good way to keep people from breaking and entering. Fish- WAY too much of a pain in the ass. Ferrets- Randal, you don’t drive, so it won’t matter when it steals your keys. Vermin- cute, cuddley, cannibalistic, beady eyes. Bunny- shits everywhere, but the girls will love it. I am trying to think of all the pets I have had…. dogs, cats, fish, birds, tarantula, siblings, hampster, my sister had an Iguana, and now she has a ferret… Ooh! Snakes! But you only show those off to a *certain* kinda girl.
2003-04-26 17:36:07 – pinky
i like dogs because cats suck. my dog rocks.
2003-04-26 21:14:41 – tony
I had a nightmare last night about snakes which I remember very vividly. It started out with 3 wierd snake things that were crawling towards me. One jumped up, grabbed up at my neck, and I pulled it off. I grabbed a sword and cut them all to bits. Nightmares are interesting. Why the fuck would I dream about cutting snakes?
2003-04-27 00:20:51 – Siaokh
Aibo. you know you want one. that or i’d have to say a puppy… lab or retriever… they are quite fun to play with.
2003-04-27 11:27:57 – WC
Aibo’s are so 3 years ago. I say get one a [L=http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/5ce0/]ER1[/L]. It’s the perfect pet. … Or you could be lame and get one of those Carbon based "pets" that you have to actually take care of.
2003-04-27 11:45:35 – The Disco Nova
I’m doing okay with Ferrets. It’s just hard to find a landlord who will take them, because of irresponsible owners.
2003-04-27 16:38:36 – Netheus
Tony- from the little I know about dream interprettation, I repeat, LITTLE- I would say that because your dream involved two phallic symbols, one of them almost universally held as a death symbol (snake), and the other a defensive reaction, I’d say that you are in fierce competition with another male, one less qualified (reality, or in your mind)-because you chop up the snake, who if he succeeded, would cost you something very personal, possibly a girlfriend, job, or what ever. From what itty bitty bit that I know about dream interpretation. Of course, Freud would say that you are repressing homosexual urges. 😉
2003-04-27 23:43:39 – tony
Thanks for the insight. But why 3 snakes? And coincidentally, the previous night, one of my roommates tried … uh, nevermind.
2003-04-28 11:53:59 – Netheus
What the hell was Matt doing naked in your bed last night lying next… to you….. oh…. right….
2003-04-28 12:51:50 – Mr Mountains
If I had a dream about cutting up penises, does that mean I’m repressing reptile urgencies? Frickin Freud and his cocks. Jung dominates all over him.
2003-04-28 23:58:49 – tony
If today is the pattern for the rest of the summer, I’m fucking stoked. Good weather, light breeze, good sun. We’re trying to put together a hike up Barr trail once it opens, so let me or Randal know and we’ll get you in on the hike. Might try to make a habit of doing morning hikes in the area now that the snow is mostly gone.
2003-04-29 10:48:15 – Master Ha-reed
Count me in for the hike
2003-04-30 11:36:26 – Netheus
Well, if I weren’t so concerned about giving a speech on decreasing the population tonight with out using words like, "selective genocide," "extreme capital punishment," (although I think we can all agree that rapists and child molestors need to be put down) and "cattle prods," and writing a paper on who was the ‘better’ marxist- Che Guevara or Lenin, and then another speech on what hackers have been doing since 9-11, and then a whole bunch of mindless computer literacy homework, topped with a psych0-hosebeast mother, an aunt that wants to commit said mother, and a drunkard step-dad who broke his wrist, my sister who has a school psychologist thinking she’s suicidal, AND my honey sweetiepiebunshoneydewmelonballums anniversary and my birthday all coming up…. I would LOVE to go hiking up Bar trail…. but we’ll see if I mysteriously win the lottery so that I can take time off work…
2003-04-30 19:13:35 – Netheus
don’t know if this will work… <b>The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’;"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 – Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 – The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Extreme</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Extreme</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 – Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html">Dante’s Inferno Test</a></b>
2003-04-30 23:07:14 – tony
Why is it that when you get dumped by someone, it doesn’t hurt nearly as bad as when you break up with them?
2003-04-30 23:33:40 – pinky
<b>The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’;"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, ‘sans serif’; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 – Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 – The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 – Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html">Dante’s Inferno Test</a></b>
2003-05-02 03:23:11 – tony
It’s 330am on a friday morning. I just woke up to something gnawing on one of my right knuckles. Woke up and saw something scurry off my hand. Would think it’s a bad nightmare, but there’s a small dot where the little fucker broke the skin. Randal and Matt don’t know about this yet as they are still sleeping. And they have wierd water bed frames that a mouse couldn’t crawl up I think. I want to kill something, reallll bad. DEATH TO THE FUCKING MICE!!!
2003-05-02 03:24:30 – tony
Now I gotta figure how to trick myself back into bed for sleep knowing there might be some mice/rat waiting to gnaw one of my nuts off. Try that one on for size at 330am in the goddamned morning.
2003-05-02 05:00:55 – tony
Mouse Update #3: After 3 shots of hard liquor I’m ready to brave more sleep fearing that little fucker will be gnawing at some extremities. Finished watching half of this old movie the "Thin Man" and saw the little wicked devil mouse going back into the kitchen behind the fridge. Now that I know where he/she hides out, I’ll be setting some kind of monstrous device to ensnare the tempestuous foul demon. Just as soon as I am sober enough to buy a mouse trap. We’re talking 200 pounds of high tension wire, only the best gourmet cheese for this bastard’s last meal. Maybe some Mozart playing in the background for his final demise…
2003-05-02 11:20:43 – Netheus
Anyone else sensing a bit of mental instability near the corner of weber and boulder?
2003-05-02 12:38:40 – rand0m
I’m surprised that Tony couldn’t think of a single better way to tell his roommates about such an issue than to tell everyone via my website. Anyway, yes, he’s certifiably nuts … we know this, but we just humor him anyway 😉
2003-05-02 18:16:43 – Keener2u
Tony’s comments remind me of Johnny Dep in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but with less mumbling.
2003-05-02 23:55:20 – Master Ha-reed
All once and future fans of the X-Men comic books [B]must[/B] go see X2 in theatres. Now.
2003-05-03 01:00:30 – Mr Mountains
So Tony, are we still on for that fight? I’ll be back in town for a good three month period in about a week or less. Just wanted to know if you still wanted that beat down delivery sent to your house (like you asked).
2003-05-03 01:51:51 – keener2u
hareed done long movie at the pita pit right now
2003-05-03 10:00:11 – Netheus
mmmmmm…..x-men…….mmmmmmm
2003-05-03 11:54:54 – Netheus
My cousin is wearing 3000 pop can tabs to her prom. My uncle’s cheapness has rubbed off, and combined with the deadly genetic freakiness. http://www.caller.com/ccct/living/article/0,1641,CCCT_804_1906512,00.html
2003-05-03 11:55:15 – tony
No fight, but come by the house if you want. And I would strongly advise all of you not to county whiskey shots. That is all.
2003-05-03 13:03:53 – WC
w3rd ya’ll. Although this week sucked, I am glad to say I would do it again if I had to. I basically spent the latter part of the week test and implementing an email to pager gateway. That thing is l33t. Although the technology isn’t new its cool to do something for the first time. I also learned I make a lot more money doing what I know than what I am. I got a new cell phone plan after my mother shut off the old one "because you should be paying $130/mo. on a cell phone." That would have been fine with me except I didn’t think she’d do it without telling me first. Imagine my suprise when I went to use it to get directions to some car show in Broomfield. Ohh well. Picked up the new nokia 3650 with a new ATT plan. I will have paid $50 for the phone after the rebates and I got 550 anytime min, free nationwide long distance, free nights and weekends, multimedia messaging for $39.99/mo (+$7 extra for 1MB data services) I am happy. Come monday I can make muveees on my phone. :-) Well that is it until next time. Gotta enable another large section of Colorado next week for wireless broadband. yay! Laterz. P.S. Ohh yeah moving out soon. Probably will have a big ass party. So keep your calendars cleared.
2003-05-04 03:47:58 – keener2
mmm good choice craig rockin’ AttWS is good and fast streaming through a t68 to a ipaq is kinda fun. BTW would you happen to have any unlocked gsm phones or phones locked to attWS I need to send my phone to get it worked on!
2003-05-04 12:11:51 – Netheus
I have found evil, pure evil, the first evil, and it is…… LAIBACH
2003-05-05 00:26:14 – Mr Mountains
As in the song off the Lost Highway soundtrack? That song is pure awesome!!!