Category Archives: Legacy

holy shit! amazing!

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So I’m laying there in bed, it’s 8:18am and my cell rings … all I can think is “please don’t be dale with a DSL problem!” … well, I answer my phone and am greeted by a pleasant “Hello Mr. Kohutek, my name is Matt from Unisys.” and I say “uuhhh … hi?” And he says “I’m just calling to find out when a good time is for us to come out and replace the motherboard on your laptop.”

[cough]

“What?” “Yes, we are an authorized dell service rep, we have your replacement motherboard, and we want to know when we can come replace the defective one you have.” So I said whenever they are downtown cuz I’m out of the office after 11 … gave them my cell and the address, and they are coming to replace it sometime today. Isn’t that freakin’ incredible? GO DELL SUPPORT! WOoooOOOOOoOoOoOooo!

Update: Today is a good day — not doing the work over at ProntoCom until Tuesday; that gives me more time to figure out exchange 5 and nt4 RAS =) w0ot!

2001-06-22 13:24:27 – watch_the_fast_and_the_furious
Fast and the Furious is very much worth your action dollar. I will say now that if you see it, do not wait for video, do not plan on renting the DVD in lieu of paying $7 at your local theatre, do not skip this if you love action. This film has it in spades. It’s worth the price of admission just to feel the engines rev in your gut.

what day is it?

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I have had a very troubling time keeping track of what day is what this week. learned a lot about Frame Relay, Point to Point and ATM today at work, which was quite enjoyable. I spent a fair chunk of time bumming downtown, as usual, which was also pretty good. i am tiring of it, though; i can only go get coffee so many times before it gets annoying. dunno what to do about that.

met another guy who works @ gateway … spammed business cards, and got some e-mail addies … umm … and yea, fixed a couple things on this site … and that has been about it. came home in a helacious rain/hailstorm; almost didn’t get here. It wasn’t even close to the nice, warm rain I got to enjoy a while back; this was more of a biting, cold, harsh rain — almost malevolant. on that note, i’m thinking some stuff, and going to sleep.

2001-06-21 01:16:37 – Laura
Yeah, I had no trouble remembering waht day it was. It was Wednesday the 20th, meaning I got to go see radiohead…that show fucking ruled. it was amazing. it was orgasmic. it was at red rocks. it didn’t rain. it was warm. we stole some good seats that weren’t general admission and the people who had the tickets to them never showed up. you should all be jealous. 🙂
2001-06-21 03:28:45 – Burnz
Right, radiohead, the musical equivalent to blood vessels breaking in the brain. Orgasmic, do you hump cactus a lot? Just playing, but they do actually suck.
2001-06-21 16:48:10 – The Disco Nova
I feel your pain. Part of my job right now is installing and configuring long-haul ATM networks. I get to do a lot of work with FORE switches, LS 1010’s and Timeplexes. Get "ATM for Dummies", it is the best reference I’ve seen so far for it.
2001-06-21 17:10:31 – stai_admin_dept
http://exchange.stai.com/exchange/root.asp?acs=anon
2001-06-21 17:14:28 – oh_no
http://exchange.stai.com/exchange/forms/IPM/DOCUMENT/frmRoot.asp?index=0&obj=000000001A447390AA6611CD9BC800AA002FC45A0900EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D00000003408A0000EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D000000039E890000&acs=anon&command=open", "000000001A447390AA6611CD9BC800AA002FC45A0900EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D00000003408A0000EC667CA98E79D411A27A00E018C14B5D000000039E890000
2001-06-21 21:39:18 – The Disco Nova
Hmmmm. Should I ask, Randall?
2001-06-21 23:23:38 – rand0m
installing long haul atms? man, that’s gotta suck. I’m sure the pay is good, though … anywho, yes, Tony, wtf is up with those links? sheesh … <b>update</b>: oh, that’s, you know, internal STAI.com stuff … where jhopson works! oh tony you man you!
2001-06-22 07:15:23 – The Disco Nova
Actually that is stuff from the public folders…
2001-06-22 19:01:15 – The Disco Nova
So Tony, did you post a link to a public folder that any idiot can access for any particular reason? Should I be impressed? I was just wondering. Seems to be not a very bright thing to do. (Sorry for the almost-Flameage on your site Randall, but it is kinda insulting)
2001-06-23 13:17:54 – Any Idiot
Why can’t I get this link to work?
2001-06-23 13:38:13 – The Disco Nova
As a matter of fact, I was talking with a friend of mine in the IT department, and he said that it is specifically set up so that people can log on and leave messages in the public folders anonymously,
2001-06-24 19:05:59 – Siaokh
Disco Nova… are you the same at Laserquest? If so, ‘sup Avon. If not, please disregard. -Tim
2001-06-25 16:00:26 – The Disco Nova
(sigh) Yep, same one, who the heck is dis?

muskles, food and blah

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Went and worked out for the first time in forever today … did my upper body, everything until complete muscle failure. It felt really really good … then I ran 1/2 mile and sat in the sauna for 10 minutes then took a cold shower. I feel pretty tired; my muscles are completely dead, and I’ll be hurting in the morning, but it’ll feel good.

After that, I went over to Tony’s and partook of some excellent tony-cooked salmon. It was quite good — a little lemon juice and some tomato on some especially tender fresh bone-less fish. Watched some of Abyss, then went downtown and relaxed. I had a good time.

I have also come to an unanticipated problem with my site; I am unsure if I want to continue to run it like I do. Sure, it generates some conversation and gets people interested, but unfortunately, it’s mostly people catching flak for this or that. That is not the intended purpose at all … And in that vein, I am going to cut back a bit on the amount of news that involves other people and their opinions. if this is too extreme, don’t read it.

Now, be good citizens and go put on your cargo pants and get back in line.

2001-06-20 15:36:10 – jesus
house+kitten=mitten

springspree, day & more

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ahh, here's what billy bob thornton get's to see when he says 'suck me beautiful'Okay, so i’m thinking that people want some juicy content … I have been away for a few days, and have been unwilling to post simply because I haven’t had a whole lot of anything interesting to say that wouldn’t get people all hot and bothered … [update: why does this matter? seriously, people can just fuck off.]

So yea, as for some hot action, there is a pic of Angelina Jolie to the right … a PhotoShop Edit? waiting to happen. On that note, I have been jonesin for some p0ontang more than normal. odd that. I think it comes in waves. [update: that pic makes me want to find a girl and … umm yea.]

Saw Tomb Raider on friday, and got completely trashed with tore and later laura on friday night. that was cool. Finding my truck heavily vandalized was not cool; i have proof that it was done at my house now, but I still have no idea who did it. That sucks. Saturday Laura and I met up with tony and janelle and did springspree. that was cool. my parents saw me and came over and talked to me. that was suck. the rest of the day was very enjoyable; met up with janelle for a relaxing evening of talk, breadsticks and a brownie @ old chicago. heard there was a big party @ craig’s, i didn’t go. My parents had a talk to me about the quality of the people I hang out with and if I “know who I am” … i was mildly irritated, but put out some good comments.

Today has been really uneventful. I slept with no intention of waking up before noon … went over to the pad and watched part of “Mission to Mars” and part of the matrix … it was good. then I came home, gave my dad a card, and had some really good steak — I ate so much and it was so good I felt like I was gonna explode. then somehow survived 90 minutes [3 tapes!] of my parents shitty camera work of california. that blew cock like no other.

that’s been about it … haven’t done much of anything else besides waste time. tomorrow — a week anew!

2001-06-17 23:14:49 – bastard
Sometimes when i am lustful and meek, i take a bike ride, or cut down trees up in woodland park… it channels my energies, and allows me to focus. [Flashback: hey, did some guy just fall off of the roof?] whoa [/Flashback] As for the quality of the people you hang out with, my instinct says that sounds like guilt. odd. Tomorrow I take the snowboard and binding to kite’n’ski to get assembled, probably get the board refinished. This week I will learn how to grill salmon and cook mushroom steak.
2001-06-17 23:20:43 – rand0m
lustful and meek? wtf … I am lustful and … horny. not meek at all. so no tree cutting for me. and it’s not guilt at all, they have a point. and meat … fresh, tasty, zesty tenderness, the waves of that amazing taste rolling over my tongue … [sigh]
2001-06-17 23:50:36 – heathen friend number 467
<sarcasm>Yeah, randal, you definitely hang out with the wrong people. Get some new friends. I mean, what your friends do is definitely not normal actions for people their age. Why don’t you find some nice mormon friends who won’t drink or smoke pot or stay out late because they have lots of fun on friday nights by reading the bible </sarcasm>. On that note, if you seriously think your parents are right, then I suppose you don’t realize that they make you feel too guilty when you really do want to do all these things, but don’t want to disappoint your parents. Yet, your parents do nothing for you, they are mean, they make fun of your friends with dyed hair, they tell you you’re bad when really, they just want to think that they didn’t raise a kid who’s not perfect. so, you succumb to their wishes, they’re happy, they move out, and you read the book of mormon and sing in the church choir. i, on the other hand, will be living my life along with eveyone else. <sigh> and then there’s also the fact that my parents let me do what i want because i’m an adult(and i freely let them know what i was up to this weekend, etc.) and just let me know that they’re there for me, proud of me, love me, want me to be safe, etc., which is something very empowering as well as wonderful. i wish you had that there. anyway, this was a long rant.
2001-06-17 23:54:13 – bastard
geez, i know for a fact not everyone drinks and smokes pot and shit, but, your parents will truly shape your collective thinkings on life and happiness… i don’t think i’ve even begun to change the fact that 90 percent of my thinking comes from my dad, and I haven’t lived at home for 5 years.
2001-06-18 00:12:55 – Laura
oh yeah, did you tell your mom that she hurt my feelings? or is it okay to be rude to people who aren’t mormon and perfect like their son should be. i mean, c’mon, you’re mom was a bitch to me, and she hurt my feelings. maybe i should have said "oh, i saw an ugly fat woman walking over here with an annoying high pitched voice and i knew it must be randal’s mom." no.
2001-06-18 10:06:00 – Siaokh
OMG… that impromptu party that was held over at the geekpad… madness! Yes… there was violence by gravity (why was kermit on the roof in the first place?) , and only one (yes one) ski clubbing. Jungle juice all around. I think a few of us have violent tendencies while intoxicated (you know who you are). Oh well… A good time was had by most! -Tim
2001-06-18 11:09:17 – Laura
wasn’t kermit the one who got clubbed by the ski too? and then there was the hot next door neighbor. well, you people (males) thought she was hot. all i know is that she grabbed my ass. we should definitely do that more often. 🙂
2001-06-18 17:13:20 – Xeon
<a href="http://www.twotear.cjb.net/">Click Me LAURA!</a> <<— that link is for laura and no one else! On another note I do to feel feel that your mother violated my innocent eyes. Tell her that you hang out with clean-cut people of the happy year of 2001. We all will or do have jobs. Most of us don’t have addictions to alcohol, pot, or nicotine. I don’t at least. We enjoy recreational activities, and we are the next generation. Ohh yeah and also mention that 30 percent of your friends are Eagle Scouts in BSA.
2001-06-18 19:35:20 – rand0m
well, they made the point that laura is a fruitcake. they are not wrong there. they also said that it seems like I don’t fit in with my crowd; and to a point, they are right [honestly]. I have thought a lot of this before in the past couple weeks, none of it having to do with my parents — ask janelle, cuz I told her about it [if you don’t believe me]. And 30%? I think you missed some people there. As for addictions .. umm … yea, i’m just gonna keep my mouth shut. On another note, saunas are *amazing* things.
2001-06-18 19:49:46 – Xeon
30% seems right.. that is just over half the males you know… unless you know many females that are Eagle Scouts…
2001-06-18 20:14:18 – rand0m
let’s see … janelle, tore, tony, laura, craig — that is a very short list, of which you are only 20% … basic math, here we come.
2001-06-19 01:06:11 – bastard
randal, i consider you a good friend… so let me know if i’m not, because i don’t fit in or whatever. just asking.
2001-06-19 01:45:35 – Xeon
what about Mike, Matt, Pat, Kurt, Ray, Tim, Sam, Annie, etc.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 –
and fix my virtual directory since half my site traffic comes through it >>>!!!!!
2001-06-19 01:54:07 – %XEon
ok by that new list 18% percent.. [is tore an eagle scout?] then it’d be 27
2001-06-19 02:27:42 – Laura
yeah, uh, in my own defense, i’d like to say that i’m not a fruitcake and i don’t know what makes you think that. i’m sorry that being "different" (yes, overused word, phrase, etc.) means i’m insane. i think i’m more sane than you, randal, considering i know exactly what i want with my life, how i’m getting there, etc. that’s not insanity. i want an explanation, though. i don’t think anyone else thinks i’m a fruitcake…damnit…grrrr.
2001-06-19 02:30:28 – Laura, again
and, xeon, what was the link for? i don’t get it. also, randal, your parents look too much into appearances. i mean, you’ve had sex more recently than me, you drink, you stay out late, etc. but you look normal, so you must be.
2001-06-19 03:09:06 – mark
OK, im totally out of place by making ANY comment here because im not a part of this little group, but randal, if you need p0on as much as you do, my door is always open. I’ll leave it at that. PS- what up laura
2001-06-19 07:43:17 – realbighead
no, there is no way in hell Tore would partake of your fascist capitalist Eagle Scouts. so ram it in your ass. and while we’re at it, why the fuck am I making none of these lists? I’m better than anyone else who’s been mentioned so far… it must be phe4r. wurd.
2001-06-19 08:53:35 – nell
tore, you’re my friend. i love you. honestly, tore, it’s okay! you’re on my list!! (tee hee hee hee). and laura – i don’t think randal’s fruitcake meant insane as much as it meant (well, to use the overused word) different. you are different, you know that, and it is something that i generally see you take pride in. that is a good thing. but if you’re going to take pride in being different, don’t get so offended when the difference offends someone else’s sensitive views.
2001-06-19 09:12:28 – Laura
hey mark! you rule. i just don’t get why randal has such an issue with the fact that his image doesn’t jive with mine. i mean, i don’t think that my image jives with any of my friends images, but that doesn’t make me reevaluate (sp?) fitting in because i know that that seriously means nothing. so, i suppose that when randal says i’m a fruitcake, i assume he’s talking about my state of mind rather than the fact i’m different because that makes sense to me. i still want to know why i’m such a "fruitcake" though. 🙂
2001-06-19 10:13:10 – bastard
fruitcake n 1: a whimsically eccentric person [syn: crackpot, crank, nut, nutcase, screwball]
2001-06-19 10:25:23 – Laura
was anyone aware that tony knew how to use a dictionary?
2001-06-19 11:23:13 – rand0m
might I be the first to point out that I don’t seem to be the one with ‘issues’ … I’m not bitching heavily, I’m not coming off the handle — I’m not laura pestering randal to say more ‘bad’ things about her. I’ve been through this; remember the past year and a half? you know what people think, laura, so don’t get all pissy when they actually say it. as for tony, apparently he *can* use a dictionary, and his timing is incredible [gave me a good laugh].
2001-06-19 23:20:37 – realbighead
Jenna Bush’s Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling I love the onion. (oh, and randal: nice edit of your above comment, dork)

voicestream job

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So I had my testy thing at Voicestream wireless today. The chick, Meredith [who was attractive, w0ot!], sat me down in this little room with a computer and said to take the warm-up typing test, then do the real test, then answer the 12 windows user-skills questions as fast as I could. I said okay. Sat down, finished 3 paragraphs in the 3 minutes of the warm up — I didn’t feel so hot about that. I hit the button for the real typing test, and it was 5 minutes; I got right around 6 paragraphs done; I didn’t get to practice the last 3, so I had to do the last half pretty slowly … then the windows skill test came up. Click click click click and I was done. Meredith then came back in to check my scores …

She looked at the papers coming out of the printer and she was floored. She told me that I had the highest scores of any person she had ever seen. 93 words per minute typing, and 17 seconds to finish the skill test. WOW! I am stoked at the fact that I am just about guaranteed a job @ a minimum of $12/hr [goes up once experience is reviewed], but I’m even more super happy about typing 90+ words per minute. That is freaking crazy! It makes me feel good =) And so I am just about guaranteed a job … with paid training!

w0ot!

Update: so yea, I went and saw tomb raider … with Angelina “Got Tit?” Jo Lee …. it was good. then i went to get gas and found out somzoesne vandalized my truck and put some of cemenet in my gas cap, so i can’t put any gas in. so i was bummmmmed about that, and then over here at tore’s house, i wasjn all sad, and then we decided to drink, and it’s coool, cuz i’m drunka sa a funking skunk it’s coool as hell hahahahahahaa. like, i just ook a shot and im’ so fucked up. i can’t ucking typea dnd i’m laughing so hardhahaha it’s cool. why is this so funny i don’t know but i am luahging my ass fof hahahhahaahaha, rock one ~~~~ g’night eveyrone

update #2 I have just been informated tat angelina’s last niame is spelt “jolie” hahahahaha, notoleseee~ !hhahahaa

2001-06-15 17:39:03 – bastard
congrats mi amigo!
2001-06-16 13:37:30 – Sinster
/me forwards update #1 and Update #2 to VoiceStream Wireless for review. j/k Hope you had a great night. 😉
2001-06-16 13:38:19 – Xeon
the link on your webpage to my site don’t work 🙁

today and rambling thoughts

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Today was the most boring day I’ve had in a long time. Work consisted of me playing starcraft and thinking up things to do. If VoiceStream offers me $13 or more tomorrow, my term at HPI is done.

I was thinking about this today … what about gay people and gym showers? I mean, gay men get to go into the men’s shower room and view the cornucopia of manhood that abounds there. But they can’t quite go into the women’s locker room — I can imagine the looks the girls would give at a buck-naked guy waltzing into the showers. Never really thought about it, but gay guys have it made — chicks dig them, sex is, afaik, usually random and non-committal, and they get to go into the men’s locker room! they have everything going for them [except that ostracizing thing]. whack, huh?

I’m thinkin i’m gonna go party friday night … unless something else comes up that is better. Interview @ 3:30pm tomorrow, I need by beauty sleep — night-night!

2001-06-15 04:02:10 – god
i swear to god, you need to stop talking about things you know nothing about and also need to realize that stereotypes don’t contribute to anything. but, then again, it seems like most people like to talk about things they know nothing about…but i digress. anyway, are you partying? where? yeah. i need booze [alcoholism in the works, baby]. i need my three hours of sleep now. work is going to suck tomorrow. never go to the church, it sucks…the end.
2001-06-15 09:30:34 – Laura
spring spree is on saturday! woo! that’s not something for you to do tonight, but it gives you some plans for the day tomorrow 🙂 anyway…what are you doing tonight? wurd. you peeps have to check the mad hairdo.
2001-06-15 10:07:59 – omg
Finally! Someone made a funny spoof… http://www.adcritic.com/content/ricochet-al-gore.html
2001-06-15 11:10:42 – Laura
dude, i approve of that. "the miracle of wood" lmao.
2001-06-15 11:37:17 – rand0m
did I stereotype anything that hasn’t been proved 5000 times? [sarcasm] and I like talking about things I know nothing about — it makes me feel special, important and all knowing.[/sarcasm] oh, and I don’t know if you’re invited. sawwy.
2001-06-15 12:34:36 – Laura
proven by who? the people who make godhatesfags.com? yeah, they’re awesome. i think i know more straight people having random non-commital sex, which is kinda sad. i mean, i suppose straight people an just label it as a gay male problem and keep acting irresponsibly, but that’s just my take on it. [brat mode on] and damnit, i want to be invited because i fucking rule and love inviting myself to things 🙂 [brat mode off]. nah, i wasn’t aware it was a private affair (sorry). anyway, i’m bored, what are people doing tonight besides exclusive high class parties in the broadmoor with expensive brandy and cranberry juice? damn. work sucks.
2001-06-15 15:32:36 – Conservative White Hetero Male #J-116
Randal is right about those damn ass rangers. They are all philandering animals that ought to be lynched by my KKK Grand Wizard. Fucking fags all are in interior design and hang out with tons of beautiful women in this platonic atmosphere. I can’t ever get that, women don’t like me as much because I am always trying to violate one orifice or another. There is scads of evidence to support these statements as well. Such as this lovely pamphlet "How Faggots Killed Jesus and other tales of Homo-erotic agenda." Gotta go now, skeet shooting is about to start. Rape the planet brothers!!
2001-06-15 17:42:51 – bastard
come on people, fags didn’t keel our savior lord jesus h. christ… everyone knows it was the jewwwwwwws (drag out the word to emphasize southern accent) and on another note, i regret to inform our followers, er, believers, er, good christian brothers that jimmy wienergobble, our homosexual recruiter-converter, was caught once again being influenced by the devil in a gay bar… times like these are trying. okay, now who wants to pony up for my new ministry corvette… gotta drive fast when you’re talking to god, otherwise he moves on to another state… god loves you all, byeeeee

random musings

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Have you ever noticed how when it’s really hot out an ominous, oppressive heavy silence falls on everything? Saw that the other day at lunch: cars go by silently, people look to be moving through the air like it’s syrup, everything is muffled. Really quite intriguing.

Put together a working format for randominc.com — please check out the two possible layouts: randominc.com/new.html and randominc.com/new2.html Let me know what you think — yes, they are similar, but still noticably different.

What is up with people in general? I feel like I don’t have a clue about much anymore … seem to be getting a *lot* less outgoing as the days of this week go by. wtf, huh? I’ll look into that tonight while I’m relaxing. Oh, and I have no nic for my laptop until friday or saturday. [sigh] take care …

2001-06-13 22:57:20 – the crimson avenger
i like the first one. i don’t like the beige. maybe if you used a shade of lighter blue, or a light green, or something (i would use pink, but that’s me). i re dyed my hair, hence the nickname returns…is anyone up for tracks tomorrow night, maybe? let me know. you have to not a problem with gay people and have to dress cool. or, if you dig techno, then you could stay in the non rainbow room…yeah.
2001-06-14 00:26:00 – realbighead
It really depends on what you wanna put on there. If you just wanna look "edgy" and aren’t going to have content, the second makes sense. If you actually want to say something on the main page, I’d go with the first. Oh, and you do TCP/IP, SQL, and ASP… if we’re still using those in 2100, I’ll be surprised. Plus, your slogan is kinda lame. Not to be ridiculously harsh… it just seems like the kinda thing that crashed when the Internet bubble popped, which doesn’t give your new company good karma. Thought I’d point all that out.
2001-06-14 10:32:47 – laura
yeah, i agree with tore. then again, why are having randominc? yeah. i’m lost
2001-06-14 19:25:24 – meh
update your webcam pic
2001-06-14 22:58:25 – nell
i don’t know which one you should use, but if you use new.html, don’t have the black strip on the bottom extend all the way across. either have them both cut off, or neither of them cut off.

tuesday … again already?

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it’s tuesday, another lame day of the week. i have had a pretty blah day, very not-invigorating, and a little depressing. i didn’t sleep really well last night. that sucked. i wish i knew so much more than i do about everything. [sigh]

i haven’t ate a single thing today. i am starting to feel tired. i wonder if eating small amounts of food in combonation with being more active will make me shed some un-needed pounds.

registered randominc.com/net/org today — i think this site will move to randominc.org sometime, not sure when, though. i’ll put up a redirect, and eventually put up a business page at randominc.com. maybe a mailserver, so all you chitlins can have nifty email addresses. next on the docket: office with broadband =)

i’m off to go rot the night away trying to waste time. i think i might make the business site.

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As I came down from that particular bluff, tears still streaming down my face, i realized that i am not randal, nor any past incarnation of him. i am changed, for better or worse. i am, however, still fully incapable of understanding those things that are most important to me. after cursing god, this earth and myself, i feel a little purged, cleansed … but still slashed and bloody.

the road home was long; i hope i sleep like a newborn. i wish even more that i awake with such carefree innocence.

2001-06-12 05:38:44 – Siaokh
http://www.spireusa.com Check it…. Hella schweet bags… i’m sure you’ve already checked it… but just to let you know again… and hey… i like these 3 dots … -Tim
2001-06-12 08:02:30 – tony
"Yeah. I was just sitting here drinking my coffee, eating my muffin, playin’ the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a "moment of clarity." " – Jules, Pulp Fiction

it’s sunday, and mom’s home ..

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so yea, i’m layin there in bed this morning, after being out till early this morning, and my mom comes in at 8:30 in the fucking morning and wakes me up to say “hi” and to tell me that I need to go to church. i was irritated as hell. already.

ditched church, which was cool — fixed the comments deal on my site, went to the mall and checked out bags for my laptop, which by the way, is super-awesome to have. Got a Mocha-Chip blizzard from Dairy Queen, which was really good. Came home, took a nap, woke up, felt horny, did the one-handed dance and then proceeded to do nothing but post in the anandtech forums and talk to people on aim. Oh, I also set up a semi-public ftp server … and that’s about it.

On the docket for tomorrow:
1. wake up … i hate this part
2. get ready for work … i hate this part too
3. work … that’s three in a row. coincidence?
4. meet up with Sam after work … that will be good
5. leave sam, realize how lamely desperate and horny I am
6. go home, masturbate furiously until 1am
7. pass out in hopes of a better tuesday.

Sounds like fun — ready, set, go!

Update: I made is so that now I can use double quotes “””” and I can use ( and ) without the db wigging out. smilies here I come =)

2001-06-11 10:11:10 – Xeon
Whois Sam?
2001-06-11 11:20:37 – rand0m
Samantha Garrett … girl from high school who is great … probably gonna have oreos and milk.
2001-06-11 11:51:27 – bastard
THIS DAY SUCKS!!!! "asdlf"
2001-06-11 11:52:50 – Siaokh
Mmmmmmm… oreos and milk, what an innocent snack. Will you be taking a walk to the school playground to swing on the swings? he he he. Didnt your mother tell you that doing the 1 handed tango will cause you to go "blind? On your "People" page you should do something where there is a picture… make our viewing experience that much better. Also your website doesnt seem to cooperate with Mozilla .9.1 too well… *shrug* it’s still beta, so i dunno. -Tim
2001-06-11 12:52:28 – Laura
tell sammi i say hey. and, you’ve exhausted the masturbation topic. no one wants to know…well, no one but tony. 🙂
2001-06-11 13:08:19 – rand0m
Well, you don’t have to read about it if you don’t want to … and I’m not blind yet … heh … =) As for the people page, I’ll need some pictures if I am to put them in there … and It looks okay to me in mozilla .91 — just downloaded it to try it out. I’m posting with it right now, and every page on my site looks how it’s supposed to.
2001-06-11 13:35:39 – bastard
woo hoo, big surprise that laura is dishing out comments like the above mentioned… wonder what that does to the psyche of a heterosexual girl when she prefers to hang out with homosexual people… oh wait, I know, it makes her think everyone is homosexual. or maybe that’s because she doesn’t have a heterosexual partner. don’t talk it, if you can’t handle it.
2001-06-11 14:02:02 – Laura
honey, talk about not being bale to handle something. i could care less about your opinion because it’s all bullshit, just like everything else that comes out of your mouth, tony. *and* i don’t think you’re gay, don’t flatter yourself. you’re one to talk about not having a heterosexual partner. if i lowered my standards to your level, i could have a boyfriend right now, but unfortunately, i don’t go for losers like you. i’m sorry if that hurts your fragile ego. in fact, i have a potential one in the works who is about 50 times better than you in everyway. and, i don’t have to stoop so low as to get phone numbers of people 4 years younger than me. but i want to clarify something, all knowing tony; i happen to have made friends with some gay males. i have far more heterosexual friends of both sexes. also, why shouldn’t i hang out with people who are fun and wonderful and aren’t out to get laid every four seconds? also, the fact that i’m around attractive men is not a bad thing, at all, ever. so, if you wanted me to dish it out, there it is. and i can say a lot more, if you want.
2001-06-11 14:32:43 – bastard
Hi. My name is Tony, and I’m like completely attracted to liberal stoner chicks who put out for liqour and drugs. If you are between the ages of 14 and 18 and would like to have a wild time, call me at 531-3464.
2001-06-11 14:49:31 – Laura
I think that comment was directed at me, but really, i’m not a stoner and i don’t put out for intoxicants…oh, btw, thanks for backing down. i win. if any of you placed bets, they may be collected now. 🙂
2001-06-11 15:04:14 – bastard
Hi, my name is Tony and I haven’t been having luck finding the younger girlfriend (14-18 yrs. old). So I am broadening my horizons. If you are a liberal woman who likes to hang out at gay clubs and believes that Gore should have won the presidency, waste no time in calling me at 630-1999. TA TA!!!
2001-06-11 15:09:08 – Laura
hey, good job at trying to make me look stupid. it’s not working. i’m actually perfectly happy with all those things…damn. looks like today just isn’t for you. poor baby. and no phone call either. shit.
2001-06-11 15:36:59 – bastard
"…and aren’t out to get laid every four seconds" Blaine Edwards: Can you believe that some people think just because a gay man goes into a gay nightclub, that he is looking for sex!!!Antoine Marywether: I KNOW!!! I would much rather just hang out with these freaky straight girls that seem to flock to us. I’m not really attracted to them, but I love the attention they bring to our social group. Blaine: Oh give it up girlfriend, you know I just want to put my samsonite in your trunk! Antoine: OH BLAINE!!!
2001-06-11 15:40:29 – bastard
http://members.nbci.com/krapp/ilc/videos/InLivingColor31.mpeg
2001-06-11 15:50:59 – Laura
yeah, unfortuantely, all my gay male friends aren’t out to get laid, or are in relationships…hmmm…i guess that takes away the stereotype that gay men are more promiscuous, eh? and, i go to gay clubs to hang out with my gay friends and dance with them, so they actually do want to hang out with me, but please, keep talking about things you know nothing about, i enjoy it. damn.
2001-06-11 15:59:12 – Laura
it’s good to know mcveigh is dead. i mean, he had a painless death, unlike the hundreds of people who were blown up and crushed to death, probably living for a while before bleeding to death. <sigh> There, i changed the subject entirely.
2001-06-11 16:04:24 – RealBigHead
Wow. That’s a pretty retarded pack of comments. I think you guys need something better to do than posting on Randal’s comment page. Like heaving your retarded asses bodily over a cliff. Just a suggestion, peace out as always
2001-06-11 16:10:48 – bastard
Treason. This, when real, merits the highest punishment. – Thomas Jefferson
2001-06-11 16:13:07 – Laura
tore, if you had a job, you’d have nothing better to do either. and, is being painlessly put to death really the highest punishment? not in his case, i don’t think.
2001-06-11 16:53:39 – rand0m
I’m gonna agree with tore … you guys are stupid. i must agree that it *is* unusual for a girl to have a ton of gay guy friends. and it *is* very tempting to make jokes about it, simply because it’s really easy. tore, though, wishes he could hang out with all lesbians … hrmm … maybe he’s on to something?
2001-06-11 19:03:42 – realbighead
what’s this about lesbians?
2001-06-11 19:54:17 – Xeon
Lesbians + heterosexual men + sex + intoxicants = crazy fun night =0
2001-06-11 19:55:18 – Lesbains
sounds fun Xeon … name the place and time 😉
2001-06-12 01:46:10 – Laura
yeah, you’re all stupid. do you all define your friends as straight and hang out with them only because of that? no, so shutup. damn…you all need to get the fuck out of this city, or your mindsets, or something. jesus h. christ.
2001-06-12 13:53:16 – Xeon
Just for the record… I have <b><i>MANY</b></i> friends that are girls back in Denver that actually prefer to hang out with gay guys rather than straight guys for the following reasons a) they could care less if a girl walks by and she is really hot b) they know how to have fun … or at least the know how to entertain women c) they are WAY more comfortable around girls then we will ever be d) they are more in touch with their femanine side e) they check out other men with their girlfriends f) they know how to shop g) they dress better than us. How do I know this you may ask? Well 5 guys in my band were flaming gay (including my drummaster) and one of my old co-workers at AMC was extremely gay (comfortable to the point that he french kissed his boyfriend in front of the other employees after work). So all you ppl who are flaming Laura for hanging out with gay guys LAY THE FUCK OFF!
2001-06-12 14:13:31 – fix_your_page
hey xeon, fix your page, none of the buttons work
2001-06-12 16:31:25 – Moe Lester
Jesus Christ, who the fuck cares! You guys need to get the fuck outside and quit lurking some guys my kitty page. Random quit wasting my internet’s bandwidth, you’re fucking it up for everyone. Get some fuckin jobs… and if you’re at one now, quit screwing over your place of business and get some work done!