it’s sunday, and mom’s home ..

so yea, i’m layin there in bed this morning, after being out till early this morning, and my mom comes in at 8:30 in the fucking morning and wakes me up to say “hi” and to tell me that I need to go to church. i was irritated as hell. already.

ditched church, which was cool — fixed the comments deal on my site, went to the mall and checked out bags for my laptop, which by the way, is super-awesome to have. Got a Mocha-Chip blizzard from Dairy Queen, which was really good. Came home, took a nap, woke up, felt horny, did the one-handed dance and then proceeded to do nothing but post in the anandtech forums and talk to people on aim. Oh, I also set up a semi-public ftp server … and that’s about it.

On the docket for tomorrow:
1. wake up … i hate this part
2. get ready for work … i hate this part too
3. work … that’s three in a row. coincidence?
4. meet up with Sam after work … that will be good
5. leave sam, realize how lamely desperate and horny I am
6. go home, masturbate furiously until 1am
7. pass out in hopes of a better tuesday.

Sounds like fun — ready, set, go!

Update: I made is so that now I can use double quotes “””” and I can use ( and ) without the db wigging out. smilies here I come =)

2001-06-11 10:11:10 – Xeon
Whois Sam?
2001-06-11 11:20:37 – rand0m
Samantha Garrett … girl from high school who is great … probably gonna have oreos and milk.
2001-06-11 11:51:27 – bastard
THIS DAY SUCKS!!!! "asdlf"
2001-06-11 11:52:50 – Siaokh
Mmmmmmm… oreos and milk, what an innocent snack. Will you be taking a walk to the school playground to swing on the swings? he he he. Didnt your mother tell you that doing the 1 handed tango will cause you to go "blind? On your "People" page you should do something where there is a picture… make our viewing experience that much better. Also your website doesnt seem to cooperate with Mozilla .9.1 too well… *shrug* it’s still beta, so i dunno. -Tim
2001-06-11 12:52:28 – Laura
tell sammi i say hey. and, you’ve exhausted the masturbation topic. no one wants to know…well, no one but tony. 🙂
2001-06-11 13:08:19 – rand0m
Well, you don’t have to read about it if you don’t want to … and I’m not blind yet … heh … =) As for the people page, I’ll need some pictures if I am to put them in there … and It looks okay to me in mozilla .91 — just downloaded it to try it out. I’m posting with it right now, and every page on my site looks how it’s supposed to.
2001-06-11 13:35:39 – bastard
woo hoo, big surprise that laura is dishing out comments like the above mentioned… wonder what that does to the psyche of a heterosexual girl when she prefers to hang out with homosexual people… oh wait, I know, it makes her think everyone is homosexual. or maybe that’s because she doesn’t have a heterosexual partner. don’t talk it, if you can’t handle it.
2001-06-11 14:02:02 – Laura
honey, talk about not being bale to handle something. i could care less about your opinion because it’s all bullshit, just like everything else that comes out of your mouth, tony. *and* i don’t think you’re gay, don’t flatter yourself. you’re one to talk about not having a heterosexual partner. if i lowered my standards to your level, i could have a boyfriend right now, but unfortunately, i don’t go for losers like you. i’m sorry if that hurts your fragile ego. in fact, i have a potential one in the works who is about 50 times better than you in everyway. and, i don’t have to stoop so low as to get phone numbers of people 4 years younger than me. but i want to clarify something, all knowing tony; i happen to have made friends with some gay males. i have far more heterosexual friends of both sexes. also, why shouldn’t i hang out with people who are fun and wonderful and aren’t out to get laid every four seconds? also, the fact that i’m around attractive men is not a bad thing, at all, ever. so, if you wanted me to dish it out, there it is. and i can say a lot more, if you want.
2001-06-11 14:32:43 – bastard
Hi. My name is Tony, and I’m like completely attracted to liberal stoner chicks who put out for liqour and drugs. If you are between the ages of 14 and 18 and would like to have a wild time, call me at 531-3464.
2001-06-11 14:49:31 – Laura
I think that comment was directed at me, but really, i’m not a stoner and i don’t put out for intoxicants…oh, btw, thanks for backing down. i win. if any of you placed bets, they may be collected now. 🙂
2001-06-11 15:04:14 – bastard
Hi, my name is Tony and I haven’t been having luck finding the younger girlfriend (14-18 yrs. old). So I am broadening my horizons. If you are a liberal woman who likes to hang out at gay clubs and believes that Gore should have won the presidency, waste no time in calling me at 630-1999. TA TA!!!
2001-06-11 15:09:08 – Laura
hey, good job at trying to make me look stupid. it’s not working. i’m actually perfectly happy with all those things…damn. looks like today just isn’t for you. poor baby. and no phone call either. shit.
2001-06-11 15:36:59 – bastard
"…and aren’t out to get laid every four seconds" Blaine Edwards: Can you believe that some people think just because a gay man goes into a gay nightclub, that he is looking for sex!!!Antoine Marywether: I KNOW!!! I would much rather just hang out with these freaky straight girls that seem to flock to us. I’m not really attracted to them, but I love the attention they bring to our social group. Blaine: Oh give it up girlfriend, you know I just want to put my samsonite in your trunk! Antoine: OH BLAINE!!!
2001-06-11 15:40:29 – bastard
2001-06-11 15:50:59 – Laura
yeah, unfortuantely, all my gay male friends aren’t out to get laid, or are in relationships…hmmm…i guess that takes away the stereotype that gay men are more promiscuous, eh? and, i go to gay clubs to hang out with my gay friends and dance with them, so they actually do want to hang out with me, but please, keep talking about things you know nothing about, i enjoy it. damn.
2001-06-11 15:59:12 – Laura
it’s good to know mcveigh is dead. i mean, he had a painless death, unlike the hundreds of people who were blown up and crushed to death, probably living for a while before bleeding to death. <sigh> There, i changed the subject entirely.
2001-06-11 16:04:24 – RealBigHead
Wow. That’s a pretty retarded pack of comments. I think you guys need something better to do than posting on Randal’s comment page. Like heaving your retarded asses bodily over a cliff. Just a suggestion, peace out as always
2001-06-11 16:10:48 – bastard
Treason. This, when real, merits the highest punishment. – Thomas Jefferson
2001-06-11 16:13:07 – Laura
tore, if you had a job, you’d have nothing better to do either. and, is being painlessly put to death really the highest punishment? not in his case, i don’t think.
2001-06-11 16:53:39 – rand0m
I’m gonna agree with tore … you guys are stupid. i must agree that it *is* unusual for a girl to have a ton of gay guy friends. and it *is* very tempting to make jokes about it, simply because it’s really easy. tore, though, wishes he could hang out with all lesbians … hrmm … maybe he’s on to something?
2001-06-11 19:03:42 – realbighead
what’s this about lesbians?
2001-06-11 19:54:17 – Xeon
Lesbians + heterosexual men + sex + intoxicants = crazy fun night =0
2001-06-11 19:55:18 – Lesbains
sounds fun Xeon … name the place and time 😉
2001-06-12 01:46:10 – Laura
yeah, you’re all stupid. do you all define your friends as straight and hang out with them only because of that? no, so shutup. damn…you all need to get the fuck out of this city, or your mindsets, or something. jesus h. christ.
2001-06-12 13:53:16 – Xeon
Just for the record… I have <b><i>MANY</b></i> friends that are girls back in Denver that actually prefer to hang out with gay guys rather than straight guys for the following reasons a) they could care less if a girl walks by and she is really hot b) they know how to have fun … or at least the know how to entertain women c) they are WAY more comfortable around girls then we will ever be d) they are more in touch with their femanine side e) they check out other men with their girlfriends f) they know how to shop g) they dress better than us. How do I know this you may ask? Well 5 guys in my band were flaming gay (including my drummaster) and one of my old co-workers at AMC was extremely gay (comfortable to the point that he french kissed his boyfriend in front of the other employees after work). So all you ppl who are flaming Laura for hanging out with gay guys LAY THE FUCK OFF!
2001-06-12 14:13:31 – fix_your_page
hey xeon, fix your page, none of the buttons work
2001-06-12 16:31:25 – Moe Lester
Jesus Christ, who the fuck cares! You guys need to get the fuck outside and quit lurking some guys my kitty page. Random quit wasting my internet’s bandwidth, you’re fucking it up for everyone. Get some fuckin jobs… and if you’re at one now, quit screwing over your place of business and get some work done!