I shaved my head today, and got rid of the goatee. I think it looks decent, but James disagrees. I’ll ask some hot chicks what they think – maybe this whole “save $20 on a haircut” thing is crazy. Or not. Anyways, having a nice, even 1/8th inch of hair on the top of your head feels almost as good as getting a BJ after having just shaved your junk. Yea, that was too much. [L=]Battlefield 2[/L] came out on Friday, and it ate my weekend. Steve came down from Denver that night and we played until like 2am. Then he came over the next day, and played. All day. I went to sleep at 6am, but he and Keen kept at it until almost 8pm. That’s a lot of BF2 — and all on *one* map! It really is that good of a game. Good job, EA. New hotness things going on at work that are really fun. Hopefully things will ramp up to an insane pace and we’ll make shittons of cash, and I’ll retire at 23. Which, now that I think of it, is only 34 days away. And it’s on a Saturday. And I actually have free time. I anticipate much good-time-ness. Can’t believe I’m almost 23. WOw.

2005-06-13 17:03:04 – GrooveMan
BattleField 2 "Demo" Thanks again for letting me hang all weekend. Happy Pre-Birthday
2005-06-13 23:29:22 – Bondage..
omfg . . . did you really shave your head? I seriously JUST shaved me earlier tonight. . . wierd. . .
2005-06-13 23:37:38 – rand0m
Yea, Sunday night at like 10pm. It’s nice, ain’t it?
2005-06-14 03:05:43 – bondage
yeanm, i mn rbold and a litte bit drunkk , i but when my head hits the piollow tongiht its gonna be aweomse cause its co cool. . gatorade and brandy is an AWSOME MIX
2005-06-14 12:03:03 – GrooveMan
You need to post a Pic, I heard you can do that now ๐Ÿ˜‰
2005-06-14 12:30:17 – rand0m
2005-06-14 12:35:37 – GrooveMan
Don’t let this happen to you ๐Ÿ™‚
2005-06-14 15:01:39 – rand0m
Well, according the [L=]Post Trend Graph & Curve[/L] I just made up, it looks like I have been a burned-out blogger for quite a while. Serious changes between September & December of 2003, with a sharp vaiation being made right at the beginning of October ’03 — right after EverLAN opened.
2005-06-14 17:00:31 – rand0m
Actual AIM conversation I just had: x 1 0 o T: uo x 1 0 o T: yo x 1 0 o T: son x 1 0 o T: wassup man rand0m: *blink blink* rand0m: do I know you? x 1 0 o T: no u dont x 1 0 o T: but i want to fuck u rand0m: ah-hah. x 1 0 o T: so can we have sex?? rand0m: not if I don’t know who you in real life. sorry :- rand0m: sounds like you’re kinda hardup, which must suck. x 1 0 o T: ok , thats fine, i will find another one rand0m: Cool. have a great life ๐Ÿ™‚ WTF is *WRONG* with people? Jesus Christ.
2005-06-14 17:58:01 – realbighead
is the average college bar really any different?
2005-06-14 22:34:26 – jrdn
we have to have randal and bondage dan walk down the streets of colorado springs together… while wearing wife beaters and jeans.
2005-06-15 00:31:14 – rand0m
And we have to make sure to tuck our jeans into our 18-Eye Doc Martin’s. *sigh* Besides, you don’t want to see me in a wife beater ๐Ÿ˜‰
2005-06-15 03:04:00 – Bondage
one bald white guy = okay. . two bald white guys = nazis. looks like we aren’t hanging out any time soon ๐Ÿ™
2005-06-15 22:14:46 – WC
Fukin nazis. hmm, you call your roomate "she" instead of "Amanda". Huh. Sup Steve-o. I haven’t seen you in a long time. Sucks EverLan got cancelled. ๐Ÿ™ Guess I won’t be fraggin ya this summer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2005-06-16 09:50:31 – Dave
Lookin hawt and sexahh, Randy. I myself have wondered about the shaved head look. Does male pattern baldness still show through even when you shave your head? Oh and yeah, it really really sucks about EverLAN Summer ’05 being cancelled. I’m pretty bummed about it. Especially since we were going to be the FIRST significant LAN event to feature a Battlefield 2 tournament (awesome game, by the way). *cry*
2005-06-17 22:18:29 – Netheus
Are you going to have a birthday party?
2005-06-23 21:51:14 – pinky
you’re fucking old. kisses, laura
2005-06-24 02:21:30 – The Disco Nova
Get your ass down here bitch. So we can celebrate Randallll’s brithfay in style.
2005-06-24 12:57:48 – WC
[L=,1284,67970,00.html?tw=rss.TOP]Bryce Case[/L] (ytcracker) was featured on wired. I <3 my culture. Proud to be a geek!
2005-06-29 22:27:26 – sooTi-
Interesting Hair there randal…not bad, but I guess it’s interesting? LoL, I’ma go get BF2, and judging from this post, I’ma say that it’s good?…Mah b-day’s coming up to, not that anyone cares, but ya know, thought I’d throw that tidbit if info. out there. :p
2005-07-11 22:08:33 – Nell
WOw, you’re old. Much love.
2005-07-14 21:16:40 – Hellbent Rob
Early birthday wishes bro.
2005-07-15 13:03:46 – dakota
wow you shaved your head what a trip happy birthday early def cant see dan with no hair either… prolly wasnt sober. kota
2005-07-15 20:38:04 – GrooveMan

worthless update

Shit, it’s almost been a month. Again. I don’t know why I update this peice of crap. More importantly, I don’t know why all the bitches keep coming back and reading my drivel. Summary ———————————– Blah blah blah work blah blah cool blah blah blah dave blah blah cool blah blah blah. Women suck. I just don’t *get* some of the things they do. How can people deny themselves a good time or an enjoyable relationship so consistently. This affects a bunch of people, so I’m not singling anybody out. I mean, I am, and you know who you are, but I’m not. Maybe it’s because I like having a good time and know how to prioritize and also don’t let my friends swing in the fucking wind, but I just don’t get how these women are so able to deprive themselves of things that they allegedly enjoy doing. And it’s not even sex or drugs or anything bad, just having a good time. Man. I just don’t *get* it. Blah blah women suck blah blah, you’ve heard it and there is no rectifying it because they are all out of they’re fucking minds, unless they are cool like Amanda. Take lessons, bitches. blah blah blah derogatory to women blah blah blah go to hell. Amanda moved in. She’s a woman, but not a woman. She’s feminine, and nice, and fun, but is still very much one of the guys. Very difficult to describe, the situation is. She’s super friendly and we get along great. And she can cook like a motherfucker. Blah blah blah, mysoginist, suck my dick you dumb fucking coozes, blah blah blah women’s lib, go die in a goddamn inferno, blah blah blah. She’s working out great. On the inside (sshhhhh, you didn’t hear it from me), I think I’m going to miss her when she moves out. No test ride, though. Blah blah blah roommate blah blah blah. That’s it. Move along. Maybe come back, I may put up some more worthless carping. I just made pictures work with like 2 minutes of coding. If I was cool, I’d make it auto-thumbnail and open in a new window, but I’m not, so I won’t. So now, a funny from my Visio stencil pack: [IMG=] OH, Battlefield 2 Demo – [L=]From[/L] [L=]Via GameSpot[/L]

2005-06-10 01:11:31 – Master Ha-reed
If only I could watch Laura reading this…
2005-06-10 03:59:57 – dave
Thanks that was some funny shit. Needed to laugh at something besides my own smells.
2005-06-10 12:18:20 – rand0m
It’s not just for Laura, it’s for all the dumb shits that come here and then email me telling me to sod off because I’m a mysoginistic, closed-minded, woman-hating prick, which is entirely untrue — I hate everybody that is wildly emotionally unstable, directionless, considers themselves any sort of new-age "ist", and less responsible than an orangutan with a hand full of poo equally. Which basically means I hate everybody. Barring those I tolerate and the few that I actually like, of course.
2005-06-10 12:20:14 – rand0m
Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I am a lot of those things a lot of the time, and I do hate myself accordingly. So take your "omfg he’s such a hypocrite" bullshit and ram it up your ass.
2005-06-10 13:12:45 – The Disco Nova
Randallll, you should jerk off more. You have some built up tension.
2005-06-10 13:20:59 – rand0m
Ever since she moved in, I feel bad about flogging the dolphin, so my whacks:#days ratio is all wrong.
2005-06-10 22:18:15 – Netheus
Randal, you are one of the most angsty guys I know.
2005-06-10 23:47:56 – Box
/drools BF2 demo. Thanks ๐Ÿ˜€
2005-06-11 10:00:00 – rand0m
Angst, [i]A feeling of anxiety or apprehension often accompanied by depression[/i], is not something I have. Intolerance for the predictable onslaught of "you are a horrible person," yes, but anxiety? No. I used to be angsty (ask steve), but I haven’t done the depressed-because-of-what-others-think in a long time. More importantly, I haven’t done the depressed-because-of-what-[b]I[/b]-think in quite a while. Annoyance, yes, angst, no.