I’d like to give a big congrats to Laura for being elected into the student government at CU Boulder. Congrats! ๐Ÿ™‚ And now on to rant time (thanks for the inspiration, Jared!) You know what I fucking hate? When somebody is not listed as away or idle on AIM, and I message them, and it takes like 10 minutes to get a response. God I hate that. It’s like … you know, if you’re going to be gone for a short time, at least through up a ‘bbiam’ or logoff or something equivalent to saying “I’m not here.” Man, I hate that … just pisses me off. I want to talk *now*, not in 10 minutes. I have decided that I am going to try the facial hair routine once again. I guess I am just unhappy with my face, so I have decided that I will grow out some obnoxiously short amount of facial hair, probably get bored of it in a week, then shave it off. I think I might post a pic of it. Today is day #3, and I look like a bum. At least it’s not light brown like last time … dark brown with some black in it. Looks okay for now. I’m sure that I’ll catch a lot of hell for it, so this is my preemptive screw you: [b]screw you[/b]. Intermission: [L=http://rand0m.org/image.php?name=r33t&type=gif]r33t!!~!!! w0ot!!![/L] [L=http://rand0m.org/image.php?name=tony-mag&type=gif]Tony in nature[/L] What the fuck is up with people who don’t give you the time of day? Was over at Pikes Perk today, and saw Linlee Hanson, a girl from HS, and we chatted for a few seconds, and it was good. And then Laura Berger (smallfry/cupcake) came down from upstairs and completely blew off Burnz, Tony and I. What a bitch. I don’t remember the last time that I did that, even to people that I really don’t like. Goddamn. Such disrespect. I wanted to go jump on the hood of her car and scream “hellOooOOooo!” … I tried to get Tony to do it for $1, but he wouldn’t. So we sort of sat there and sulked about the lack of recognition given to us by the oh-so-fine but irritating Laura. And that was that. I have something else damning to say, but I am witholding. I am not entirely sure why. But I do know that I’m not saying it, so screw you. Again. [b]Update – 4:32p – 10/27[/b] We have no water. Something regarding the water out back broke, and I would take care of it by calling Kurt and having them send someone to fix it, but I don’t know Kurt’s number. And the person who does, Tony, invariably will not answer / doesn’t have cell phone on him. So, no water. I bet you money that I’ll be taking a shower at work tomorrow. *GRRR* [b]Update – 11:33p – 10/27[/b] – Our water is not broken. Thank god, I was fearing I’d be a father soon. It turns out that the pipe that was spraying water everywhere is connected to the sprinkler system, which is not our problem (landlord’s). I still am giving a big GRRR to Tony for never carrying / answering his phone. And Craig makes me laugh for so many reasons. Had something else to say, forgot it.

2002-10-26 22:35:50 – pinky
thanks randal! and tony, i like your hat in the picture. also, a sorority is putting on a victory party tonight for me and my peeps at a club. life is great. ๐Ÿ™‚
2002-10-26 23:37:18 – Mizzybeff
Congrats Laura!
2002-10-26 23:43:27 – Master Ha-reed
Randal, didnt you have problems with an php script that brought up images before??? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Although I’m sure you have huge amounts of security on this one, hmmm??
2002-10-27 17:23:01 – Netheus
Yes, congratulations Laura… that is a lot of added stress, but I am sure you will handle it well. It’s finally raining down here!! WooHooo!!! Next time you are on, Laura, drop me a line.. I have many questions to ask about the up-coming election….
2002-10-28 01:06:01 – pinky
hey, neth, just call me if you want to know because my computer is broken and i’m having roommate issues, or something because one of them is more moody than your mom on hormone therapy…yeah, whatever the fuck. call my cell. 719.510.5254
2002-10-28 03:16:26 – CaptnSpectacular
I’m sick of that fucking lava lamp.
2002-10-28 10:29:24 – Burnz
And you know how I feel about witholding anything potentially venomous. Punkass.
2002-10-28 22:26:49 – tony
I have a general question for the forum: When you see a snippet of literature on the internet, maybe a couple of paragraphs, and they seem like powerful writing, something good and poignant, do you save it onto your hard drive, or do you pass it by? I guess this might also play into the question of personal emails you get as well, do you save them off, or do you delete or let them go?
2002-10-30 00:36:42 – tony
fucking weak pussies not answering my question i’ll bet you pansies have long sleeves too, not like the strong with the shirts with no sleeves!!!
2002-10-30 02:42:07 – CaptnSpectacular
I always delete emails, and never save good writing. I suppose this is because I highly doubt i will ever read it again. But, if I ever came across anything that was just amazing, i would probably print it, rather than make it my ‘signature’ like those stupid 13 year old girls do. Speaking of really cool writing: "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili, et spiritu sancti."
2002-10-30 14:27:54 – Master Ha-reed
I guess my computer science professor is now relegated to the status of a stupid 13 year old girl.
2002-10-31 09:31:47 – The Disco Nova
Are you alive Randall? We wanna hear about the shooting at your office building. And Tim, sorry I didn’t get a chance to call you this weekend, I was REALLY busy.
2002-11-01 17:58:57 – Mizzybeff
There was a shooting in the springs! I hate missing out on things. ๐Ÿ™ To answer Tony’s question: I always keep my personal E-mails, at least for a few months I clean out my folder every 6 months at least. ๐Ÿ™‚
2002-11-02 01:39:18 – Name
Laura Berger (smallfry/cupcake) , usually blows off assholes, dipshits, and fuckwits I’m not suprised she didnt speak to you. And remember saturns only have dent resistent side panels, the hood and trunk will dent very easily.
2002-11-02 02:42:41 – The Disco Nova
Very brave, posting anom and all.
2002-11-02 03:49:02 – Eman
I’m not drunk, but awake late. We just finished watching y tu mama tambien, hehe, porn art or art porn, verry nice. I like to blow off cops. Ask anybody who has been a passenger in my car and they will tell you that I am a medievel driver from hell. Chotto Matte Kurasai!!!
2002-11-02 03:49:34 – Tony
Hehe, fucking cupcake, jesus christ what a name.
2002-11-02 10:37:48 – The Disco Nova
Is Randall alive? And if so, do you wanna go play LQ tonight? 622-9350
2002-11-02 12:46:11 – Name
Then The Disco Nova is your real name, man, your parents must have been pissed off when they named you. It’s all anonymous, so bravity is not reallly an issue then is it.
2002-11-02 12:51:29 – Name
"I have something else damning to say", randall she has no computer if this is addressing her she can’t read it any time soon. So, say what you want.
2002-11-02 13:16:52 – James Hopson
That better? Everyone knows me, so I usually don’t have to put my real name. Your turn.
2002-11-02 15:13:34 – The Disco Nova
I’m guessing name is either Laura herself or some pathetic person full of unrequitted love for her.
2002-11-02 18:05:09 – rand0m / co-rtlsnk-1-u1-b3-32.clspco.adelphia.net I really hate Adelphia and their dhcp’d networks. Makes it a pain to track somebody down. Oh well. I am fine and okay, and I will not be going to LQ, because I am at EverLAN as we speak, doing network management. wOoOooo! And it’s "Chotto Matte Kudasai," which means "please wait a moment". $.02
2002-11-02 18:08:08 – Tony
No randal, the spelling is kurasai, however you roll the r kind of like a d or depending on what word you use it with. PPCC offers a Japanese class if you’re interested, and it’s cheaper than UCCS.
2002-11-02 18:33:12 – rand0m
That’s not what [L=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Chotto+Matte+Kurasai&btnG=Google+Search]Google (1 result)[/L] [L=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Chotto+Matte+Kudasai]says (1200 results)[/L]
2002-11-02 19:44:32 – garner eckerson
Tracking down ppl on a public network that should be easy especially when they hit your server randall. But the question is what good is the ip address when it just hits a router, your not going to hack the router. it doesn’t accept changes from any outside sources. the filter is MAC not IP don’t get any IP spoofing ideas. anyway, mr. hopson, i am neither pathetic nor in love with laura berger, i just think it is unjust to comment on someone when they have no means to defend themselves. and just for fun randall that is the ip WAN side of the router. H4x0r 73h G1850N!!! W17 y0 M4D 5K1LLz!
2002-11-02 19:46:39 – Name
*.*.*.32 damn typographical error
2002-11-02 20:28:27 – The Disco Nova
Actually, Laura has posted here several times before. She uses the nick "Girlie". And why are you reading Randall’s web site, seeing as noone here knows you? Go Away. Stalk Laura somewhere else.
2002-11-02 20:59:52 – Name
actually since she moved she does not have a computer with the internet, i am not stalking her i am simply making a point about people who talk shit about people that don’t have the ability to defend themselves. by the way the internet is open to the public. if you post it i can read it. and mr. hopson you don’t own the site, so you really have no say in how it is run and who might be able to read and post what they want. actually people here do know me, i even know you.
2002-11-02 21:42:51 – rand0m
well, all I know is that Garner can have it’s letters rearranged to spell "ranger". And that’s just pretty darn cool. Welcome aboard — come & stay awhile. ๐Ÿ™‚
2002-11-02 21:46:44 – Ranger
Ranger thats funny never gave it much thought
2002-11-02 21:52:26 – rand0m
Got AIM? My nick is rand0m … and since I’m just bummin at EverLAN, some of ya’ll could IM me. *hint hint*
2002-11-03 00:04:45 – realbighead
why is it that whenever anyone tries to say something involving the phrases "talk shit about" and "can’t defend themself", it comes out sounding like retard babble? she blew them off, and that’s a bitch thing to do, regardless of the reason. And if she can’t come here to whine about it, sucks to be her and thank god we don’t have to listen to it. And did Randal’s post about "ranger" or whatever remind anyone else of Ned Flanders?
2002-11-03 14:48:44 – rand0m
oh, and FYI, the witholding is not about Laura. I actually think she’s a nice girl. And hottt. A little rude maybe, but pretty good overall. $.02
2002-11-03 19:04:36 – Master Ha-reed
So Randal, whats all this about the shooting in your building?? Good idea for a new thread, hmm???


Okay so it’s like 2:51am, and Matt is fucked up. And I am bvarely sober enugh to type. w3rd. Okay, and teh eproblem is that Tore will not get fucked up. Why is taihat tore will not drink.m. LOLS Matt just said “see how much we hate yoU!? we’ve establsihed a sort of microsodcoms here!” WOO and something about shawn. But I do not know, but I talked ot mark, and it was good. and he works at mailboxes etc. And that is suck. .. hmm …. zoobie … dunno … scabbard? wtf? Alicia and two other people are heare, and I think they’re not having a good time. oh wlel. Sucks to be them. LOLS. Why ist here an S. I do not know. DEAD ASS says Matt. He’s really funy wehn it comes to pounding on tore verbally. LOL. he remembers the good times. ??? Okay, right … so … almost 3am or whatever, and I’m thinkin ‘dayam, need some luviN’ … so … will pureuse that some time soon. I think tore neds some too. “Trying to provide fo you, but you justwa n ma suck. you just keep sucking.” LOLS, build a beter life. matt is hilarious. w3rd, bvurnz. okay, away, and more everclera + rasperbby lemondae. [b]Update – 10;15p 10/19[/b] – Okay, so between Burnz and I, a 375ml (12.5) bottle of 190 proof everclear is empty. Doing that math, that’s about 2.4 shots per oz of everclear. Which adds up to right around 30 shots of hard alcohol in one night. Talk about a good time — wOoOOooo!

2002-10-19 02:57:36 – Burnz
I like the fact that I am the one defined as "fucked up". Anyhow, as one of a couple of fucked up members, tore is a total pussy and has lack of testicles and needs to man up and drink some of the sinful nectar of the gods and pass out on a couch. So I am off to talk drunkenly with the idiot that wandered into our house. Their house, whatever. This house. Fuck you, and tore. First post, fuck off.
2002-10-19 03:36:15 – tony
It is 3:37 am and I have had 1 or 2 shots of tore’s tequila… Some people’s just left the house and now we’re all still awake.
2002-10-19 06:09:17 – ytcracker
got milk?
2002-10-19 20:00:03 – Netheus
Truck for sale…200-300 $…. BUY TRUCK NOW!!!!
2002-10-19 21:29:58 – Siaokh
You need to get randal to put blink tags around the buy truck now part… BLINK BLINK BLINK. Yeah… back to watching the AF football game. -Tim (punch)
2002-10-21 08:56:51 – Netheus
I got the new VW today….. it’s so neat…. except it’s gonna take a bit to get the clutch down right…. Sales tax was 100 fucking bucks…. damn the state… Anyway, truck for sale!!!! CHEAP!!!
2002-10-21 21:27:02 – fourdegrees
hee hee…that’s a funny update. : D nice job on the typing. i should try that some time. ha ha anywho. don’t need the truck anymore ’cause i got an ’86 corolla. yay me i finally have a standard again. thanks anyway, though. …and no one needed a stomach pump? -fd
2002-10-23 23:18:14 – Mizzybeff
Well you guys are sounding like ya’ll are having too much fun without me so I’ll just have to come down there and see ya’ll. If possible I really need to get fucked up. I get alittle bit of money tomorrow but not a whole lot. ๐Ÿ˜›
2002-10-26 17:44:03 – Netheus
Right so I have decided something…. You know how certain books and materials like web-sites and magazines and CD’s and stuff are flagged right? And if you are seen as a threat to the U.S., they will simply come and haul your ass to jail for conspiracy or terrorism? I would rather be in jail with people of a like mind or for being informed more than I would like to be free in a police state.
2002-10-26 18:53:23 – rand0m
got oven?
2002-10-28 08:00:09 – Siaokh
Yes, but if you’re in jail, you arent free to get the information you want. You only get the information the MAN wants you to have. It’s a lose-lose situation. -Tim

another day, rockin the house

Man, the drama train has hit the house. We’ve got some serious problems that have nothing to do with us besides what some other whiney-nosed people think, so I’m going to run through them and expose everyone’s little ninny opinions, which are obviously very wrong, because they are not mine. heh. Alrighty, the first one is about this Amanda / Alicia / Scum guys issue. Amanda and Alicia were really nice girls, and house friends to boot. Then they got their own place, and started hanging out with these two guys, Brett and Brian. I think those are their names. Anyways, so these guys are scummy, and I don’t like them. They put me ill at ease, and as one of our friends put it, “I wouldn’t hang out with them on my own time.” So they suck, and the girls they are no longer the quality people they were. Apparently Brett caught wind that I don’t like his punk ass, and wants to fight or whatever. Well, my opinion: I don’t want her over here anymore until she cleans up her act (my opinion only, not the house one). And to the Brett guy, fuck you. If you want to come over and front, then come over and put your dukes up, cuz my 9 milli is ready to go. Bitches. The other issue is [b]C[/b]harles. Poor [b]C[/b]harles. Goddamn, I thought I had talked some sense into him, but apparently that is not the case. He was nailing some chick named Rachel (bad idea #1), and Ray, computer guy at Vanion (the dying company), who is [b]C[/b]harles’s roommate, was also doin’ time with her (bad idea #2). Well, that made things a little complicated, especially for their pea-brains. They decided to kick Rachel out (Good Idea #1). Well, since she has a shitty job and no other friends, she couldn’t move out as soon as she thought she could, but apparently has pulled together the resources to do it … if she can get a roommate. Enter [b]C[/b]harles. Guy decides that he’s going to follow the pussy (bad idea #3), and move in with Rachel in some apartment (bad idea #4). Well, I berated him on AIM for being such a dumb fuck … we all know that as soon as the tang dries up, they are going to want to split, and they’ll be on the lease and stuck and hate each other and blah blah blah. Count it, four bad ideas, only one good one. That is bad odds in my book. What a dumbshit. Gotta watch out for number one. I can’t believe that people don’t think this shit out. Regarding the Amanda / Alicia thing, we had a house discussion on whether or not, as a house, we should limit who can and cannot come over … we decided that we would make an individual decision, so as not to limit the rights and abilities of any of the housemates (of course it’s a good idea, it was mine ;-)). In the midst of it, this came out: rand0m: there is no way I’d hit that I never thought the words would be spoken, but hey, everybody’s got to draw the line sometime. [b]Update – 1:00am[/b] … Decided I’d list some of the queries that hit search engines that directed people here … [L=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=atlas+shrugged+bullshit]Google – atlas shrugged bullshit[/L] – #1 [L=http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=hate+monolouges&b=21&hc=0&hs=1&xargs=0]Yahoo – hate monolouges[/L] – #34 [L=http://www.google.com/search?q=CISSP+Review+Suck&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8]Google – CISSP Review Suck[/L] – #9 [L=http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=+workin+how+to+make+catapults]Yahoo – workin how to make catapults[/L] – #1

2002-10-16 00:49:29 – tony
so randal , regarding your comments about rachel and craig moving in to a new apartment, you speak from experience???
2002-10-16 00:51:05 – rand0m
I can smell a skunk when I see it. So ha! And a spade is a spade, and my speakers went "fzzt fzzt fzzt" when he called me like a little girl because I bitched him out for being such a dumbass. That’s how I know I’m right. And see rule #1 in the comment posting guide.
2002-10-16 00:52:58 – tony
ha, if you were a true webmaster, you would have linked to the comment posting guide, like [L=http://rand0m.org/commentguide.html] here [/L] *note: I just fixed his link. dumbass
2002-10-16 01:18:05 – Falabella
Acctually… the scuzzy guy’s name is Brent (i think) and he told alicia that he’s got six months to live or some crap like that before she slept with him. In fact, both of them have said they’re dying of some disease…
2002-10-16 01:22:14 – tony
wow, i mean, i don’t know if that shit about 6 months to live is true or not, but if it isn’t… well fuck them for using an excuse like that, i patented that shit in my book: how to have sex with any woman you want, including catholic nuns: isbn: 523.4565-23456.234
2002-10-16 10:54:56 – Siaokh
Sounds a lot like Jerry Springer…. Or a backwards soap opera of some sorts… *shrug* who knows. And craig at first getting some… that was a good idea, but when he became p-whipped, that was a bad idea. Punch. -Tim
2002-10-16 12:10:58 – demondog666
weren’t you get some of that before craig was? Rachel seems to be going through the whole geekpad house.
2002-10-16 22:52:22 – pinky
i like sheep and am damn tired…you should probably put your friendship with said girls over their friends because i have friends you don’t like and vice versa, but i’m not banned from your house. i would not hit it (unless it was hot, tall, skinny, male and my roommate…lol).
2002-10-17 01:23:52 – tony
i remember saying something about moving out and then all hell broke loose… why do i feel like an asshole
2002-10-17 02:10:28 – Disco Nova
Because, like me, you are an asshole, you just don’t revel in it like me. You should, it’s relaxing. T-Bone, you going to Splat on Saturday?
2002-10-17 07:52:10 – Disco Nova
I ask because I need a copy of UT2K3 before Saturday ๐Ÿ™‚
2002-10-17 08:28:53 – Netheus
right… so I am about to go and fail a math test because my teacher is a hodunk yokel. I thought I was all caught up, and then he sez, "well, we are behind, so I am going to skip two sections almost completely, and the test is thursday," so I’m like, fuck! and now I need to go to this damn test…. fuck this shit… ergh… If I feel real shitty about my performance on this test, I am going to go and pester Randal….
2002-10-17 11:37:53 – The Disco Nova
I’m bored at home, and I just noticed something. Why did you change someones name to Charles? I’m sure you had a good reason, but I thought you were all about integrity on your page? Oh well. I would like to point out however, that at Randall’s last party, Rachel was all over me, rather publically, with Charles there. Not something I would take as a good sign for a relationship.
2002-10-17 11:52:10 – Burnz
That is because she is a fucking cunt-rag and the idiot needs to drop his balls and maybe smack the living shit out of her once or twice right before he throws her out on her ass. And "Charles" lost his job recently. There are people in trailers that are smaller losers.
2002-10-17 12:07:41 – Siaokh
Seems like shit is hitting the fan in this situation because people wont let go of things that are burning them. *sniff sniff* what’s that smell… burning flesh… Whatever, i didnt need that hand anyways. When you stop looking at your own wellbeing to an illusion (no matter how real it seems) everything becomes that illusion, and you lose yourself. jaded. -Tim
2002-10-17 12:09:01 – Siaokh
NOVA! You never e-mailed me back… are you still coming out to Dallas? write me nugga. punch. -Tim
2002-10-17 12:19:03 – The Disco Nova
Message sent timmy boy. I’ve been rather busy of late, sorry. Does anyone else think Randall needs to have a party? I’m thinking a big Halloween bash at Weberstreet. Just don’t have it while I’m in Texas.
2002-10-17 12:34:54 – rand0m
I’d like to have a party, but the fundage is very, very low. I know crackheadmike is throwing one. :-/
2002-10-17 14:34:58 – Burnz
Ugh, and then we could meet the skeleton he dates and the myriad of brain-dead drones that are ill enough to associate with him….bathing in molten rock has never looked like more fun.
2002-10-17 15:06:50 – Disco Nova
Randall is dating someone? Would I approve of her Burnz?
2002-10-17 15:59:13 – rand0m
nono, I’m not dating anyone — he’s talking about the broomstick that is crackheadmike’s g/f. She’s about 5’10", bleach blonde, and skinny as a rail. Nice enough, though … but really scrawny. I saw her and Mike at the Perk one time when I was out carousin.
2002-10-17 17:39:49 – The Disco Nova
Btw Burns, come join me on the not-quite-light-side. http://www.satanism101.com You definitely have the mentality for it, probably more than me even.
2002-10-17 18:02:26 – pinky
the only thing to do in a time like this is what your face wants…lol. i didn’t get that charles was craig (that is what you’re talking about, isn’t it?). oops.

cool beans

I’m home. Yippy. Nobody has bought any food, and I am hungry. Why am I not surprised. *sigh*

2002-10-15 01:35:23 – Siaokh
This is why there are many eateries around your house. Go to one (or more) of them, and get your grub on. then you wont be quite as bitchy. Punch. -Tim
2002-10-15 16:35:08 – Burnz
Somehow I doubt he will be less bitchy, even when well fed.
2002-10-15 19:43:26 – Siaokh
South Nevada with a $50? He might be less bitchy then, although a bit more rashy (stfu, i can make up my own words). -Tim
2002-10-16 00:01:05 – fourdegrees
well, we went shopping anyway so now there’s at least a little food in the house. : )
2002-10-16 00:11:53 – rand0m
2002-10-16 00:25:22 – tony
history in the fucking making: rand0m: there is no way I’d hit that

Update from UT

Welp, I’m posting from Utah again. I went and popped the password from the public use computer, found the analog jack in my room and dialed up. Hoowaa my tech skills. This post brought to you by Best Western and Sisna.com! Things are going pretty well here. I didn’t really give this trip any thought, unlike any of my previous trips. I think that because I didn’t taint it prior to actually leaving, this trip is going better than normal. I spent 10 1/2 hours in the car, driving to UT with my dad, and holy cow that great. My dad is an amazing guy — everybody in the family likes him, and I can see why. Lots of people call me Robert. That’s a little annoying, but handleable. I really don’t have much to say, just a general update from Utah … Oh yea, I’m here because my grandmother turned 70 today, and we’re having a great big family get together to celebrate. I figured that since I have the opportunity to whore out their internet connection on the free, I might as well post. I’m still alive, still kickin … anything happening next week? [b]Update – 12:13a – 10/13/02 – [/b] Yep, another day here in Utah. I have decided that I am not moving, but that I will not live in Colorado Springs for the rest of my life. Spoke to Janelle, and determined that that town has too much baggage and history to live in forever. I don’t want to be the guy that grows up and does nothing with his life. *oof* Utah has *tons* of hot girls. And I know I [L=http://rand0m.org/viewcomments.php?NewsID=242]already posted about this[/L] once, but they’re all fucking married! They are all hella fine, and mostly intelligent, and 60% of them are blonde and wearing FMBs. It’s nuts. At least the coffee here is like Colorado coffee, and that’s mysteriously satisfying. I need some lovin. Either some good make out time, some serious mackin time, or just bed rockin sex. I need something, because I feel like a pear withering on the vine. I pick a pear because it is my favorite fruit. Right, so I am going to pursue this as soon as I get back. Cheers! [b]Update – 7:35a – 10/14/02 – [/b] Welp, it’s a hair after 7:30 am, and we’re heading over to my Oma’s house for some breakfast, then my dad and I are heading back to the springs. Looking to be back at 9pm at the latest. Have a good columbus day, you racist native-american hating, disease bringing european pig-dogs!

2002-10-12 08:35:47 – The Disco Nova
First Post PUNCH
2002-10-13 00:09:02 – rand0m
2002-10-13 12:03:31 – The Disco Nova
Wow, your lack of sex is making you irritable.
2002-10-13 17:09:15 – Netheus
I am lookin’ to sell my truck…. for cheap. Like, way cheap. Finally got irritated with the not totally functioning windows. This truck is not for the weak willed, faint of heart, or vain. Engine works fucking great. Comes with boxes and ladder rack, and instructions detailing how the whole puzzle works. Jumper cables, some anti-freeze, and some windshield wiper fluid too. I mean cheap! Will take best offer! No food items, please.
2002-10-13 21:07:18 – tony
netheus, you should call shawn kimball up, i’m sure he’d be interested in a cheap cheap deal on wheels
2002-10-13 21:35:51 – realbighead
so guess who’s coming home next weekend… right, it’s me. I’ll be back Friday night until Monday morning, so plan for some wild tizzimes in the hizzay. And I’m all up with r-dawg on that last paragraph. Except I picked a pear cuz my lazy fat ass looks like one, not cuz I like them.
2002-10-14 14:12:27 – pinky
happy columbus day to you too! i bet you get the day off of work? i had to go to school. yay for me. guess who’s gonna be in disneyland next weekend? me me me me.
2002-10-14 20:22:28 – rand0m
I got the day off because I was in Utah this morning, and spent my time driving home. And w0ot for ConsumerLand!

Out of town and more

First off, I’d like to say that Everclear + OJ = quick drunk. Pretty nice … it’s like $5 for a bottle and will get me blasted 4-5 times. Now *that* is good drinkin. I am leaving for Utah sometime tomorrow after 3pm. I’ll be there until Monday (columbus day) night. So I won’t be around. Not like any of you shmucks ever talk to me anyways. Email and phone will still both work — phone is better, because I doubt I’ll have much in the way of internet access. I haven’t updated in forever. I don’t really know why … probably lack of inspiration. So the other day over at Pikes Perk, I’m in line, and this girl strikes up a conversation with me, and we chat, and I get her number. Cool beans. So I wait three days, get super busy at work, and call her on day #4 and leave a message, no return phone call. (ego deflates here). Oh well. Work is nice. I kind of rubbed some people wrong inadvertently, which is not good, and hopefully won’t catch any heat. The absolute worst is that I have to play the little political game to get anything done, because the count of people who tell me what to do just got bigger. Fortunately, I think I have people who are willing to bat for me. Hope it lasts, because I’m sure I’ll ram my foot through my mouth 10 or 12 more times before this is all through with. I realized today that I am not a networking god. Put me in front of win2k and I feel like I know what I’m doing … tell me to specify what kind of cisco router should be used for 3 T1s and a DS3, and I will look at you with a blank face. I know a *lot* about ethernet and T1s, but I have no experience with anything bigger, and it really limits my potential in many, many ways. Honestly, in retrospect, my actual network/sysadmin progress has stagnated in the past 5-6 months — once everything was working correctly, there is little need (due to no bandwidth growth ) to progress technically. Back to the books, I guess. School is going okay. I finished my math class, business is pretty close to being finished, econ is maybe 3/4s and english is a hair past 1/2 way. I’m ahead of the normal school schedule, but behind my planned schedule considerably. Did I mention that everclear is awesome? It is. wOoo, surprised I can type.

2002-10-10 00:01:16 – Burnz
Call her again. Or lurk around the perk wearing a raincoat and carrying a red fireman’s axe and the head of a "Saucy-Talking Stacy" doll and when she shows up, insist she go with you to the ball at the Maestro’s new plantation. Don’t take no for an answer. Be insistent if it means the use of no less than 3 heavy-breathing phone messages with the guard clearly yelling at you in the background. No more commenting when I am this tired. First post – OwnXX0r.
2002-10-10 00:42:08 – pinky
so, uh, protest columbus day because it’s racist bullshit. also, i am mad that you will not be home this weekend because i am bringing home my roommates and i would like to introduce them to your house. also, i had everclear tonight too, so it’s all ironic in it’s own way, as the roommates and i have decided on. also, i’m going to see tool sunday nhight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!! tony and shawn should clal me caujse i need alcohol this weekend. lol. actually, ok, so, uih, argh.
2002-10-10 00:44:24 – Siaokh
Not sure if yall have heard of this guy yet… but he’s fucking halarious. [L=http://www.ernestcline.com/airwolf/]Ernie Cline[/L]. I can get you the rest of the tracks if you are interested. Everclear fucks your world… but damn isnt it fun! One of my co workers (who will soon be on the candidate list for the darwin awards) was telling me of a drinking game he and his friends invented which involved taking shots while someone attempts to stungun you. Something along the lines of you attempt to take a drink, and someone shocks you. If you twitch and splash your drink in your face, you must now drink 2 drinks while crying about how much the alcohol burns. Sparks + Spirits = shenanigans (boom). And what’s with this asshat in maryland thinning out the population? Does he have a hunting liscense? if so, what’s his limit… and where can i get one? Punch-tastic. -Tim
2002-10-10 08:44:37 – rand0m
This is rhetorical, please do not answer: how is columbus day racist? Against everybody who is not Italian? Give me a break. And it’s not ironic, it’s coincidence. And I don’t think I’ll call her again. That’s a little weird, you know? If I run into her at the perk, I’ll say hi, but you know … the drive just isn’t there. I don’t care enough, honestly. :-/ … And that sounds like a fun game *cough*
2002-10-10 11:14:41 – Master Ha-reed
The issue w/ Columbus Day being racist has to do with people thinking that Columbus Day supports the idea that before Europeans came, America was a backwater place filled with savages that were "less than human". Basically the whole idea of cultural domination and "the man" thinking he’s better than everyone else. Heh, all this protesting reminds me of PCU. By the way, if you want something to really make you mad Laura, check out what the Ayn Rand Institute has to [L=http://www.aynrand.org/objectivism/columbus.html]say about Columbus Day[/L]. Although you can probably guess cant you?
2002-10-10 12:11:02 – tony
Columbus day shouldn’t be about racism, etc… And if people think it’s against their organization, well pick up your boots and get some fucking self-esteem. I don’t need to say that I got my job or into school because I’m Italian, I got it because I’m Tony. Same goes for people who make this big pride push if they’re Black, Hispanic, etc… Because nowadays if you got where you are, it’s because of who you are not what fucking group you belong to. When I look at a girl on the street I don’t think, hey another woman, I think, what’s her name, what makes her different. By accepting the bridle of racism you diminish people who are actual individuals.
2002-10-10 12:22:28 – rand0m
That is a great article there Neth, thanks for the link ๐Ÿ™‚ And Tony … your opinion there is spot on, and oddly enough, it matches the opinion expressed by the linked article. I guess we should have all stayed in Europe and grown stagnant instead of pushing forward. *cough*
2002-10-10 12:34:12 – Burnz
Now let’s not pretend that this isn’t a racist nation. Everyone, no matter how open-minded, is still driven by certain prejudices and pre-qualifications. And protesting one holiday means that you have to protest them all. It is a totally moot point, but everyone be a little realistic.
2002-10-10 13:54:49 – The Disco Nova
Is it just me or was Randall happier when he was getting steady sex? Just an observation. And I know I don’t see any of you enough for this to have any impact in your life, but I will be in Dallas, TX 24th-27th of October. I am going to the International Camarilla Conclave. Four Days of Role-Playing and Drinking in a 5 star hotel that we have all to ourselves. I will come back in a much better mood, and may pretend to like some of you again, as I hang around Randall, whom I feel a small amount of affection for.
2002-10-10 14:52:18 – tony
So about these shootings around D.C. They say that 2 men sighted in white panel van around 2 of the crime scenes. My 2 questions are what CS clan are they in, and why are these n00bs being AWPING CAMPERS!!!
2002-10-10 15:07:40 – Siaokh
DISCO. E-mail me or something, we’ll get together for some drinks. -Tim PUNCH.
2002-10-10 15:25:12 – rand0m
yes, I am in a much better mood when I am getting consistent sex. Everybody is that way. It’s natural. ๐Ÿ˜€
2002-10-10 17:59:29 – pinky
omg, you people are so stupid. or at least some of you. waah waah waah. i personally don’t think "pushing ahead" by raping, infecting people with smallpox, and killing people who were here first is exactly the right thing to do. and really, amerigo vespucci discovered america hence the name "america." next time i come home, i’ll just kill you all and take over your house and say it’s in the name of my own advancement and see how many people are okay with that because i’m being an imperialist. in fact, what columbus did goes against lots of things US law stands on, which i would assume your flag-wavers would agree with. when did netheus post a link? and i don’t think jesus raped people for christmas, who knows though. i guess all those crusaders…eh. tony, you got where you were because you got where you were…ok.
2002-10-10 22:35:54 – Burnz
Actually, miss college educated, Leif Ericson discovered america, Amerigo was a jack-off explorer and amateur mapmaker that created the first old world map of the new world (excuse the exclusiveness) and he just put his name on it, and when the queen saw it, it became law. You might want to try taking in a class, but look at me being all condescending and probably spelling that wrong.
2002-10-10 23:24:40 – pinky
alright, well, my point was that columbus didn’t discover america. and now i get why on spongebob yesterday they were celbrating "happy leif ericson day" which actually just puts me in a damn good mood. thanks burnz ๐Ÿ™‚
2002-10-11 01:52:47 – realbighead
technically, the first whities in America came across from Russia on the ice bridge to Alaska. Migrations, ice age, that whole thing. And as far as boats go, Polynesian tribesmen reached the Americas by sea long before the Vikings. The ridiculous part of the Columbus Day bit is not racism/imperialism/etc., but that it’s celebrating the beginning of someone else’s empire. It really doesn’t have much to do with the United States at all, since Columbus was just a crazy Spaniard after all.
2002-10-11 02:38:01 – The Disco Nova
Burnz, why are you letting them drag you into one of thier slap fights? And Timmy, do you lie in Dallas? If so, feel free to come by the hotel, there will be LOTS of parties, trust me. Email me your phone number. It’s at the Hyatt Regency near the Airport btw.
2002-10-11 09:22:28 – Master Ha-reed
Not too sure Randal, but I think "Netheus" and "Master Ha-reed" are different names, unless you are talking about Tim, and thats "Siaokh". By my count, those are the only two people who have posted links. But you might have just deleted Neth’s post, or maybe its some weird quantum physics thing that since we knew that Neth’s post was here, we didnt know what speed it was travelling, so by now it could be in some post from like 2 months ago or something ….. Hmmm….
2002-10-11 10:13:22 – The Disco Nova
For that post, you should pull your lower lip over your head and swallow.
2002-10-11 15:16:18 – Master Ha-reed
Can’t we all just get along James?? Now lets everyone hold hands and sing Kumbaya. Ready?? Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord kumbaya Now dont we all feel better?
2002-10-11 16:31:59 – Burnz
Disco is right, but I thought I would try to educate those that seem to need it so. And to wave my big, knowledgeable dick around. Semantics [/interest].