Okay, so we’re all pretty trashed again. And it started with Laura and Tore coming over. Or tore. WE met at Chipotel, which is ahlle aoood burritos. THey’re big. ANd then we went to PIkes PEkr where we met up with TOre, and it was fun, because keen and t plays monopoly, and TOny brought up these shitty auction sutff and I was like ?WTF!? ANd then we came over here. ANd then we played monopooly again, and TOny whipped us with his bgrutal economica know how. It was pretty sad. and then we went over to the liquo store with Laura (woo!) and it was good. It was called J’s liquor. ANd it was open at like 12:02 AM. WHich is neat, because they’re supposed to close at 12>:000AM. SO then KEEN bought a lot of alcohol, which was co0l (and hten I started typing with only one eye open because I can see better :-D) and then we came back to the house and got trashed. Mudslides and such, it’s fun. TOre left. OH! Paulise was in there somewhere. HI PAULIE! ANd then Tore left, and Laura drank some, but she decided to drink then go home, which takes her out of the “serious durnkard” fun that is currently happening. SO she posted on her site form my computer. [L=http://pinklaura.blogspot.com]Http://pinklaura.blogspot.com[/L] hope I typed that right, can’t tell. And now we’re all trashed. And PlayboyTV is not near as ood as I thought it would be; all so fake and such, what with huge 34DDD breasts on 110LBS girls, it’s hilarious. The real thing i sso much beteter. WE had nuggest, adn Laura ( who is not toto drunk) showed us the majetsty of RED AND WHITE. (stilll tping with only one eye eopen, tough to foucs)( .. It is ranch sauce and ketchup, becausew e are out o fbarbecue sauce. Red and white is good, even keen thinks so! It makes me wonder if people even read my drunken rambling, or just skim for coherent parts. LOL. That’sf unny, hahhaha …. I’d imagine th latter. [b]Update – 5:19am[/b] — so it’s pretty ealry in the morning, and I can proudly relate to you this handful of things: 1. I hope to god I’m not that annoying when trashed. 2. Laura is nice 😀 3. I whipped tony at NHL2k2 4. I drank a lot of water (like 24 oz) before going to sleep (trying to avoid hangover) and 5. I turned off the lights & and sound and stuff for keen, who is asleep on the couch. I’m such a nice guy… and not so drunk to not keep track of the important things. hehe. *sigh*

[b]Merry Christmas Everyone![/b] OKay, so the last post kinda sucked. Beause I was pisse.d BUt now I am drunk, and so i will post a reviesed version. IN order. heh. Okay, I went to Samantha Garrett’s mom’s open house. And it was very good. Her and her sister are super smart and really fun to spend time with. And amazingly, Jenna ALmond of all people showed up! And it was good! WOO! I had a really super time, and the cider was amazing too. My truck did die. I can’t fix it until it warms up or I get a jump. I don’t know what’s wrong, but I have no car. I’m tinking of buying a new one. Maybe? Id on’t know. Comprehensive insurance (buying with a car loan) is *EXPENSIVE* suck. No car for a while? Dunno. NYE IS STILL VERY ON! PARTAY ! WOO! TOre and I went to the MALL today and ate lunch and saw people at Red ROBin. Dan Snadersly and Keith & Strecks & Amy … hopefuly they come to the party. That would be healla fun! WOO! Matt Byrne is a cocknocker. He’s fukcing wahck. LOL. I thought that the world revoeslves aroudn me, but apparently it revovles around him. LOL. HAd a spat. i don’t knwo why. *IRRITATION AT CONTINUED FUCKUPSHIP BY HIM* [b]**UPDATE****[/b] I forgot to mention that my grandfather died tonight. He got last rights from a priest and lastedd less than twelve hours. :-/ … at least his suffering is over. [b]**UPDATE #@2**[/b] – Malibu Carriaubian RUM is good. Espeiclly when it’s from Keen’s EXGF! WOO! IT plus popcorn from craig *THANKS CRAIG* and cohclates from work *THANKS WORK* make a good durnkaen snack. fun fun. [b]**UPDATE TRES!”(***([/b] This MALABu rum is “CRUEL!” just like KEen’s EXGF, Danielle HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Saw LotR:TTT. It was good. Went to Sammi’s party. Had a good time with her, Rachel, Jenna Almond and Tore. Truck decided to die today. No luck in fixing it, think battery, starter & carbeurator are dead. NYE party is still on. I think. Assuming I can get things done without mobility. Fuck it all. >-| 🙁 [b]**Update**[/b] – 12/24 @ 9:40a – Note to self: when running personal consulting billing through HPI, do not let customer use a credit card to pay — the cc processing + other fees on this method will take up to 31% of total income right off the top.

I’ve had a pretty good weekend so far. I went out and saw Star Trek: Nemesis on Friday night with James and Steve & Ben Chapin. That movie was pretty good. It’s like the original Wrath of Kahn, but with more CG and less plot. It goes for like 20 minutes setting up the story, and then they fight and blast the hell out of each other for 2 hours. It was really pretty good. Especially since it only cost $5.50 to see it on opening night. Heh. Went out and saw Equilibrium tonight. Ho-lee-shit. What an amazing movie. All I can say is that it is Farenheit 451 meets 1984, with lots of action, all filmed in the semi-dark, green-blue tinted style of Matrix. I would honestly say that it is the best movie that I have seen this year; so good, in fact, that I’ll probably go see it again. Go see equilibrium. Other than that, I have not done much. I worked and worked and worked some more, and then saw the movies. I didn’t really do much else. Some laundry in there somewhere. mmm, yes, that’s about it. OH! PARTY! New Years! Must send out emails to people inviting them. I am fairly certain that we’re going to get ytc to spin for us, which is really neat. Good week/end so far 🙂 [b][u]**Update **[/u][/b] – 1:08pm – 12/15 – It was exactly four years ago today that I took that fateful step and took Emily out on a date to see the Air Force Band of the Rockies. And ran a stoplight. And hit a cat. And made her walk around a lake when it was 10* outside, and then ran another stoplight. Although it might have looked like a terrible, terrible first date to the casual observer, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. And with that, I’m off to see that same band, 4 years later. My how things change to be the same.

** PARTAY ALERT ** The weberhouse is throwing down for a balls out party on New Years Eve! We are looking to gear up around 9 or 10pm, and party until the cows come home. Everybody should come. Got questions? 719.287.4741 or randal@weberstreet.net. I’ll be pimping it here often, so watch out 😉 Other news is *looks at list* … I like money. And getting it through consulting is awful nice. And fast. 2x consulting jobs = no more college debt + an almost paid off (huge balance) credit card. w3rd. Moving on … I need to get a woman? I don’t think there are any questions about this, so I’ll just go to item C. Item C is that I think I’m going to license actually start doing my own business. And that’s pretty neat. I had something happen like a week ago that was important, and I forgot what it was. OH. Thanksgiving. Mine was good, Went to my ‘rents house and ate and ate and ate, and brought home leftovers, only find a *TON* of leftovers here at the house. We chomped on that stuff for like a week. It was nice. I hope that everybody is having a great holiday season so far. And I’m told that one of my roommates has some SGI stuff (old) that needs some luvin — either from you, or from the trashcan. Lemme know and I’ll hook you up. OH, should the New Years Eve Party be a straight up get-shitty party or a themed one? A formal? An 80s bounce? Pimps n Hoes? Gimme yer input 🙂 [b]**[u]UPDATE!!~![/u] – 3:56p -[/b] Okay, so last Sunday Paulie and I went out to Hooters for lunch (just like today — do I smell a tradition?) and had a good time. In the course of the meal, we decided to ask the waitress, Laura, what she thought about our upcoming party – particularly when we should throw it (remember the party poll?) She emphatically said that she would throw it new years. Anyway, I mentioned that I was twenty in there, and she said “wow, no way you’re twenty. I thought you were 35; I wasn’t going to even think about carding you if you ordered a beer or something.” To which I loudly responded (unintentionally) FUCK YOU! She kinda went white, and I felt bad, but we made up and got to talking. She just turned 21, is half asian, a college student, hella smart, witty and very hot. So, that night, I went home and shaved my beard off, because 35 is just not right. I took it off, and I look like I’m in my mid-twenties, which is better than 35. And I have a hotty that I’m lookin out for at Hooters. Heh. [b]**UPDATE #2**[/b] – FSCK! I left my crimpers at the Signs By Tomorrow in Denver. Goddamnit. Now I have to drive up there and get them. FSCK FSCK FSCK.

I think we’re throwing a winter party, but we don’t know when — AND YOU CAN HELP! Please help us decide when to throw the party by clicking below! [L=http://rand0m.org/partypoll.php]WINTAR PARTAY POLL!!~![/L] Thanks!

So I went out with Steve Chapin and his brothers and saw the newest James Bond flick, [i]Die Another Day[/i]. It was so chock full of corny, pun-ridden one liners that I had a hell of a time. I really enjoy stupid jokes and double entendres and such … hehe, it was a good time, barring them putting up with my Pork Chop Story and Steve not throwing his mojo down on the security chick. While we were there, we started talking about some pickup lines, and I decided I’d find some of my old ones and think up a couple new ones and put them down here: Baby, if you were x squared, I want to be one-third x cubed — the area underneath your curves. Baby, you’re like a can of pringles — once you pop, you can’t stop. Baby, your eyes are like the ocean — and I’m lost at sea. Baby, I’m after some treasure — mind if I look around your chest? Baby, you’ve been a bad girl — now go to my room! (heh) What’s a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Baby, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy! *Points at crotch* Come here often? (hehehe) And one that actually sorta works — “So what haven’t you been told tonight?” I’m such a retard. hahahaha. That’s all I have to say for now. Besides that I don’t have anything to do tonight besides more laundry. *hrmm*

So you think that you’re hot shit, huh? God’s gift to the world, the best of the best, the man of men? Well I got news for you buddy, you ain’t shit. You’re just another little motherfucker who doesn’t know that the world’s got it in for you. Oh, deny it all you want big boy, but once you’re all grown up you’ll realize that it’s all a huge stinking shitfest, and that the only thing you can do is try to be happy with it, because there isn’t anything else. Yea, that’s right, I’m talking to you. Goddamn ninnay’s running around, always running away however they’re going to do it. Oh, the world’s got it out for me, I’m going to run home and cry; oh, I stubbed my toe, I’m going to go sulk for a week. Grow a goddamn spine you little putrid sack of mildew stain and put your shit on the line and get something done. ** The preceeding is courtesy of me being extremely irritated as well as having not been laid in 1+ months. Fuck you ** Now that that is out of the way, I can say with assurance that I hate match.com. Oh, you think it’s nice because of all the pretty happy smiling faces you see there. Until you realize that they all want to be friends! HA! What do I have to offer as a friend? That’s right, not much. Maybe unrelenting cynicism and a huge, oddly-shaped mouth. And that’s on a good day. The rest of the time I’m just another drone, driving down my rut in life, praying that working and schooling and fretting and drowning is going to eventually pay off. So I look on that horrid website, and all I think is “damn, I have no chance.” Deep inside I feel that is true, but I know in my head that it is not. And so I’m torn. And it sucks. I just might grow some balls. But I’ll probably put that off — right alongside losing weight, getting a better job, going to a better school, moving to portland, buying a mustang … *frustration* I really don’t have much to say besides that general outburst … besides that I think that some people run home to their mommy and daddy, while others run to Jose, Jim and Jack. Both are pathetic, but they aren’t too different. Man up.

Party currently in progress — come over! 423 N. Weber — free beer, and free shots! 287.4741 if you need to. Update in the mornin 😀 [b]Update – 4:43pm – 11/17/02[/b] — Okay, so the party was not as awesome as it could have been. We had like 14 people show up, because we had a *TON* of people cop out. Which fucking sucks. But we did have a DJ from Denver come down and spin it up, and he was really good. Niftily enough, he recorded his set onto an mp3 player thing (20GB hd), and will upload it as soon as he gets a chance, which is pretty neat 🙂 All in all, the worst party we’ve ever thrown. Few people showed up, and a couple people were huge cocks. :-/ :-/ :-/ … Because of this, probably gonna start planning for a fucking HUGE New Years Eve party.