w0ot and another blah day

Came home to find my docking station waiting for me! WOOoooOoOOo! I’m posting from it right now … it’s shweeet. ๐Ÿ˜€

Don’t have much planned for the day ahead … I have a slight sniffle and an aching for p0ontang. Seriously, ever since that night, I’ve been a goddamn hornball. Oh well … [heads off to south nevada] Aren’t you going to KY, Bastard? Any idea when you’ll be back? Any word on the job? Anything else interesting happening to anyone else? Hrmm … apparently not …

This just in from Burnz’ site … [posted w/o permission]:
Randal – Another one of those people that I don’t know all that well. Always good for a chat discussion, always trying to bail out my software destroying ass. Someone who I totally disagree with politically but otherwise haven’t found too much ground that wasn’t similar. He also has been mangled by the tines of his relationship. A nearly year long gala that seemed to the casual observer to be nothing more than 364 days of having some bitch’s foot crammed in his mouth to force feed him his pride. A big time tech head that is friendly and naturally ordained to salesmanship. A closer, a people person. All that bullshit that Ben Afflek said in “Bounce”. He’s a goofy bastard, but doesn’t do anything to harm anyone.

He’s also got this hilarious conversation between him and a friend about this chick who’s really loose … extremely funny. Made me laugh till I cried at work tonight ๐Ÿ˜€

**Update** … Met up today with Janelle for some ice cream. Almost want to say it was a waste of time. I sat there, listening to her talk, which was nice, looking at her fine-ass body, which was nice also, and enjoyed the ice cream. Was anything of *any* value said or done, though? Nope. At least she was thoughtful enough to spare me the agony of hearing about her current boy-toys and her subsequent confusion. Good time, kinda … worthless. Maybe it’s just because it’s fucking wednesday, and wednesdays always suck ass. I just might quit Gateway today, too. Dunno about that, though. another update — just called in ‘sick’ to gateway … a night off — woOoOoOooo … i think i’ll see steve in denver. 964-4504, peepz!

2001-10-03 03:41:59 – Burnz
Damn it, you go there and didn’t post anything about that tiny ass story. If I had feelings they would be hurt. Input, need input. No disassemble number 5.
2001-10-03 08:01:52 – rand0m
oops … I guess I’ll read it this morning sometime and let you know … … … [fights desire to link burnz’ page] … well yea, off to work.
2001-10-03 10:08:20 – rand0m
kk burnz, YGEM [you got e-mail!] … I fully advise everyone to hit up his site … <a href=’http://home.earthlink.net/~burn53′>http://home.earthlink.net/~burn53</a> … sure, it’s not the spiffiest looking site around, but the content is just downright awesome. It’s better than this shitty site. hrmm … [thinks about that] … [some more] … [sigh]
2001-10-03 11:48:11 – Xeon
FUCK YOU BURNZ! Am I not good enough to be on your page? /me removes burnz from new top secret people page.
2001-10-03 14:36:05 – The Disco Nova
well randall, if your not going to denver tonight, I’m going to LQ. I just bought a new tongue ring that glows under blacklights. It looks pretty sweet, and I wanna try it out there.
2001-10-03 15:43:05 – Burnz
I can’t make things pretty, I just don’t know how. Thank you for the analysis of the story, I am hanging on to it for the point of looking over and revamping/ editing. Just to let you know, all the stories will eventually intertwine. And craig, I don’t know you for shit, I know Tore better than you and he isn’t on there is he? Good lord. And naturally I used my favorite URL forewarding service so http://www.burnz.ipfox.com will also get you to the promised land. Thanks for the plug and the props rand0m.
2001-10-03 19:12:07 – tony
Chilling out in the comp sci lounge finishing my homework before I have to leave tomorrow. Kind of wierd going to the airport tomorrow, some things different, like, can’t take my razer in my toiletries bag. Also have to be careful not to bring on "Anarchists Cookbook". Gone thursday to sunday in the land of bourbon and barbeque, and derby horses. Got a rental car, like an impala or some shit. Got my own hotel room. This means I don’t have to have my parents drive me around and I don’t have to stay at the house. Take note on this strategy kids! Also, mike lee makes some unfunny jokes sometimes. Like, it’s not funny to say, "Hey tony, I slipped some acid in your drink, ha ha". Or maybe I’m just not that kind of a humorous person-like-say.
2001-10-03 21:41:24 – Burnz
Mike can make funny jokes? Now that would be something to see.
2001-10-04 00:15:24 – tony
This just in….. ————– chicks rule!!! that and puppies! and cookies and milk! and miller high life!!!
2001-10-04 01:23:36 – Laura
tony, you made me hungry…fuck you. miller high life sucks. also, i am in town for the next four days, if you all want to take me out to eat, that would be awesome…if not, let me know what’s up anyway.

whack shit

Okay, so I had this whack nightmare last night. Even though Janelle and I aren’t good friends or anything really, this was still oddly disturbing. I had a dream where she was dating this dude [who had a nickname of some sort, but I forgot what], and it turns out that his name is Nathan Brown. I don’t know a Nathan Brown in real life, but in real life, I *DO* know a Pat McDavid, which is exactly what Nathan Brown looked like. So apparently, Nathan [Pat] and Janelle have been dating for a long time and blah blah blah and are getting married. I woke up in a cold sweat wondering “what the fuck is going on!?” weird, huh?

Dirk Hancock, a co-worker @ Gateway, who is also Dirk Kirklin from the KILO radio station, tells me that “whack” is way outdated and that I shouldn’t say it. He said that ‘w3rd’ is okay, though … he gives me a lot of shit for ‘whack’ ๐Ÿ˜‰ He’s a funny guy.

And on one more note, my manager was talking to me about an issue when Craig IMs me and the window pops up. My manager went mostly-ballistic at the fact that I had Java AIM open … dunno what I’ll do about that. Quit? Not a bad idea …

2001-10-02 14:10:37 – Siaokh
FP! On a more serious note, your work should lighten up on extra activites that you’re doing on the internet. It gets really boring just talking to winy bitchy customers. I chat on irc and aim, and surf… and even that isnt entertaining enough. Too bad you cant bring in your laptop and work on that or something. Atleast you didnt have a dream about people eating babies dude…. and no dont ask. -Tim
2001-10-02 15:27:03 – The Disco Nova
anyone gonna be off by 7 pm? I’m going skating again tonight
2001-10-02 15:54:20 – Laura
Hey kids, So, I come home Wednesday night for fall break…Let me know if you all are doing anything exciting. Also, let me know if anyone wants to pick me up, with the whole divorce thing, i don’t really have a car…suck. Randal, fuck your boss and yes, ‘whack’ is out. Also, you dissed Weezer…fuck you. the end.
2001-10-02 15:58:42 – rand0m
Nope … not off by 7 … until I quit. I’m not doing anything exciting tomorrow night except for working … and slow down; your parents are getting divorced? :-/ I didn’t diss weezer, he just has a high voice in parts of the song ๐Ÿ˜‰
2001-10-02 16:11:48 – tony
You would think that with no more job security and a calculus 2 test in … T-25 Minutes that I would be more nervous. Oddly, that is not the case. To tell you the truth studying for this test has exercised my mind the most it has been exercised in almost 2 – 1/2 years. It feels good, but also bad, because what does that mean I’ve been doing for the past years… Then it dawns on me. We as human beings relegate most of our intense concentration to mundane shit, if at all. I need to get back into playing chess… Haven’t felt this good in years. Wierdness abounds… stay tuned!
2001-10-02 17:13:47 – The Disco Nova
well randall, me and dave are prolly gonna do the "Looking around downtown for a club that has more than 4 people in it" thing. So if your going to pikes perk tonight, we’ll prolly drop by there.
2001-10-02 17:19:48 – rand0m
I don’t get off until 12:30, but I’d be glad to meet up with you for a bit. [keeps considering quitting gateway]
2001-10-02 20:41:51 – Burnz
Goddamn it Craig, you are going to make Randal lose hit shitty job, what is fucking wrong with you? And don’t quit, abuse all the rules and get fired, then they are on the hook for unemployment. (unless that is a 90 days thing, in which case, quit.)
2001-10-03 01:17:15 – bastard
now see here 00Burnz, the deal on unemployment is 6 months, but you can’t have another job during that time… which means randal would be inelligble… (grape juice and vodka, mmm mmm good)
2001-10-03 03:28:03 – Burnz
I never applied for unemployment, so I didn’t know, thank you for the information. Cran-Apple and vodka, I win.
2001-10-03 06:52:08 – The Disco Nova
mmmmmm, southern comfort, amaretto, and coke.
2001-10-03 11:43:47 – Xeon
hey, I know that i get in trouble being on AIM unless on break, i advise the rest of you in nazi call center enviroments to do the same. That way you impress them when the network dies, everyone is all freaking out and you walk over and plug the switch for you network node back in and things sing in harmony once again.
2001-10-03 11:44:25 – Xeon
AND GOD DAMN IT RANDAL WRITE A RESPONSE.REDIRECT FOR YOUR COMMENTS DAMN IT!
2001-10-03 12:04:26 – rand0m
PHP doesn’t have a response.redirect … that’s an ASP-specific whoring of an abusive VB script … it’s a 100% hack … however, using the nifty, built in header() function I can do a redirect … I’ll put that in later today … as well as build a search engine, an archive thing, the other 15 pages and everything else that I haven’t, and probably won’t, do for a while.

my [amazing] weekend

So I got off on friday night and went out to a party, then went home. No biggie. Woke up on saturday sometime in the afternoon … Tony invited me to go out with him and a couple girls and see “Don’t Say A Word” — it was a good movie. Afterwards, I swung by Emily’s place and then Tony and I met up over at the pad. Went out with a bunch of the guys there to Old Chicago, ate, and then snagged some beverages. Went back to the pad and imbibed … and then I ate some cookies. These are not normal cookies … these are Tim’s Extra Special THC-Laced cookies. Anywho, went to the party across the street, which was really bumpin’.

That’s when the real fun happened ๐Ÿ˜€ It was rockin, and I was mildly inebriated … everything was really cool. Anywho, took about an hour or so, and then the other stuff kicked in. Tony and Tim seemed to disappear, and I was left to my own devices … yup, completely blazed and glazed at a party where I know no one. It was fun as hell. I have new respect for ravers and their lights. It was fucking fantastic. The music was loud, the lights were strobing across the room, the honies were grindin’ … it was crazy. Met some girl, don’t know her name, and we hooked up … it was fun. I don’t know her name, but she has my cell # … I’m not really quite sure about exactly what happened saturday night, to be honest. I really don’t remember a whole lot of specifics. But I can tell you that it was a night I will not soon forget; when I recall it, I just feel … content? warm? pleased? I don’t know; just makes me feel like it was one of those things that sticks with you for the rest of your life. I’ll write a more in-depth thing and post it as an article … but for now … Fucking amazing.

Tim came and got me at 3:30am … I slept on the infamous orange couch and woke up and went to training at Gateway. It was rather eventless … just made my $20.25 per hour by surfing the web and filling out a couple sheets of paper. Quite good. I’m seriously considering getting a motorcycle … yea, not too practical, I know, but it’d be nice just to know how to ride one. On the plate for this week? nada that I know of … maybe ice cream with Janelle if the schedules work. Oh, and maybe seeing Tore this weekend [??]. Great weekend … simply incredible.

2001-10-01 00:10:05 – realbighead
not this upcoming weekend, the next one, dork. oh, and aren’t special cookies great? I can remember the happy days I spent as a pothead… ah, those were great times. Score, it’s after midnight; now I can start my paper and my greek… stupid homework.
2001-10-01 08:04:46 – The Disco Nova
Don’t go over board on the cookies there randall. You are one of the few friends I have left that is uncorrupted. I got to distinguish myself on my trip. One of my inept co workers stepped on the flash card that we stored the configuration on for the LS 1010’s. It was just an small install so we didn’t even have the engineering lead with us. I reprogrammed the darn thing from memory, and actually got it right.
2001-10-01 09:57:19 – rand0m
well, I do apologize for being such an ignorant dork. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Yes, the cookies were great. But I don’t think I’ll do anything like it again … I’ll just treasure what I saw and felt, and be satisfied. Disco, believe me — you have nothing to worry about when it comes to a corrupted Randal. I think I’m just about as corrupted as I’m going to get, which is actually not too bad ๐Ÿ˜€ Good job on the flash doohickey … yer a smart ‘un. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2001-10-01 11:10:12 – cosmosmoon
See, Randal, now you understand how the CC parties work. So much fun, eh?
2001-10-01 14:06:14 – The Disco Nova
I, on the other hand, am very vorrupted, I just will not, nor have I ever used anytype of drugs. Alchohol and Tobbaco don’t count. I’m starting to regret revealing that I know how to do Cisco, now the boss wants me to get my CCNA because of this.
2001-10-01 14:16:01 – rand0m
and that’s a bad thing!? it can only help you along your career path. And yes, I understand how the work … still not uber-impressed, but it was a good time.
2001-10-01 15:59:44 – Tony
First monday I’ve been unemployed since 1999. This morning, scratch that reverse that, afternoon, I woked up at 3:45 PM! and am about to have cereal and start non stop studying for calculus 2. Had a wierd ass dream where I went to some high school reunion. You see, I’m flying back thursday to my best friend’s wedding back in the town where I grew up, Lebanon, KY. Haven’t heard back on the bd systems job yet, hope it’s soon. Other than that, I think I’ll call unemployment now.
2001-10-01 16:04:02 – Burnz
*Pulls out crystal ball and various kinds of bad voodoo shit and begins to plot the tainting of Randal* You’re missing a whole world there buddy. It pains me to see you cut yourself out of it.
2001-10-01 16:42:02 – Master Ha-reed
To add to a famous randalism, life isn’t always suck, just sometimes, but you eventually do go on, or kill yourself by driving the car over the cliff. Either way works. On an unrelated note, Randal, who the hell is that guy that has invaded your webcam space? Is "The Final Countdown" the last few seconds your comp was alive be4 its soul was taken over or something?
2001-10-01 22:16:33 – Xeon
w3rd … that is all i can say. Ohh yeah I got a blue -white lava lamp … my room has got nifty lighting now ๐Ÿ˜‰
2001-10-02 14:01:56 – Siaokh
Waaaaait a second, How did these mood enhancing THC cookies become mine?! I didnt eat any of them, i dont smoke pot… What gives? So… i found the recipe, and betty crocker (AKA Pat) and i made them. -Tim
2001-10-02 22:54:38 – FJ
Hee hee hee….

all about me

So I think I’ll spend some time and just post all about me. First off, I got my truck. That’s cool. It runs really well. No problems thus far [knock on wood, salt over shoulder]. Um … yes, parents are back. Have spent maybe 5 minutes talking to them since they’ve been back. Paid off a $2,000 loan. [woo!]. I hate Gateway — I’ve had meetings because I’m too good of a tech :: my call times are too low for being a newbie, and my teammates all hate me; I am #4 in the *entire* place in call-handle times, with an average of 8:43 per call. If it weren’t for the fat paychecks, I would quit tomorrow. I hate it.

Trying to think of anything else … Happy Birthday Tore … Emily is out camping, Mark is pimpin my site [w3rd!], sold both of the computers below to one Bryce Case [w3rd! again] and other than that, I haven’t done anything. I am always tired and feel continuously worn out … I figured it out, and I put in at least 78 hours of work per week. That’s actual in office, doing things time :: does not include driving, morning-get-ready time or anything else. I’ve been doing this for 7 weeks now, and I already notice the drain. Oh well. Guess I just keep going until I’ve reached my goals.

On that note, the CCNA training & testing has been pushed back ๐Ÿ™ I honestly don’t have any time to study anything; I am busy for 18 hours a day, every day. Parents want me to go see the aspens turn colors on saturday morning around 8am … on my sleep day!? I don’t see that happening … also, have 9 hours of laptop-support training on Sunday — at $20.25 per hour. I’ll sleep, training will progress, I’ll make some bucks. And that’s what’s going on with me …total death on the social front, pretty good success financially :: I hope this situation works itself out soon.

2001-09-28 02:24:56 – Laura
dude, i remember someone named bryce case…seems he was my friend in first grade, so how the fuck is he? also, why do boys suck? also, i love nsync…awww yeah. also, you must be raking in money…want to send me some? also, move out. boredom…
2001-09-28 09:03:13 – Tony
Last day here at SRS, going to lunch at coozan’s. Figures, day that I’m leaving a couple of computers suddenly can’t recognize hard drive anymore. It’s funny watching my soon to be ex-boss scurry around pulling hair out like the mad hatter. "Why now!" "Noooo" "I can’t believe it!" "Why the hard drive" "waaaa waaaa"
2001-09-28 09:42:20 – rand0m
He’s well … he has a cushy job at Ford making obscene amounts of money … I’ll leave the rest of his life up to him to divulge [if he wants to]. We don’t suck … that’s your job [hahahaahahahaa] … we do other, better-for-you things ๐Ÿ˜‰ yes, I’m a high-rolla … lots of cash. w3rd! Tony, that’s pretty funny … kind of ironic, and deserving, no doubt. Fuck ’em, fuck ’em all!
2001-09-28 14:03:26 – t to the o to the n to the y
<A HREF="http://www.adcritic.com/content/bacardi-breezer-late-night.html">haha, silly cat</A>

holy cow, 19 already?

Happy Birthday Tore!

Yup, today is Tore’s 19th birthday. Well wishes from the randal side — here’s to the past superb 19, and to many more to come. ๐Ÿ˜€

2001-09-26 01:44:29 – Xeon
Happy B-D U got any good presents?
2001-09-26 01:47:58 – realbighead
wurd… only an hour and a half later and it’s up… being 19 ain’t all that different, and I’m kinda depressed cuz I can’t fuck 15 year olds any more, but eh. So far, I’ve gotten nothing, but then again, it’s been my birthday for a whole 2 hours maybe, so you’ll hafta wait to see what I got. Oh, and btw, this site fuxxing r0xx0rs.
2001-09-26 03:12:37 – Burnz
I just changed the date on my calendar to 0019 AFL (After Fat Lenin).
2001-09-26 03:40:54 – Laura
happy fucking birthday. i hope you get sloshed out of your mind. also, you should email me your address so i can mail you some sort of late gift…snarf.
2001-09-26 04:03:59 – laura
i would also like to thank those of you (mainly mike, randal, tore and kinda craig) for introduccing me to l337 speak because, well, i totally pimped some dude tonight cause i said "mad haxxor" or however you spell that shit. and he’s not a freaky nerd either, he just plays CS, not like there’s anything wrong with that. okay, two posts in a row. me done forever.
2001-09-26 09:21:28 – bastard
When I turned 19 I’d already lost my virginity, partied my ass off, done some freaky shit on a new year’s eve. And then, the year I was 19, I went to Mardi Gras and raised my partying level to an all-time high which I can not hope to ever reach, without pushing the boundaries of medical science. Tore, go to Mardi Gras, do some stupid shit you will really regret when you start getting older. Do lots of bad bad medicine. You’re young, you can handle it!
2001-09-26 10:57:05 – bastard
just had my second interview at bd systems, looks like if i’m lucky i’ll be doing system admin work at peterson, woo hoo ๐Ÿ™
2001-09-26 13:52:29 – FIGMO
"FIGMO" When you are about to leave a company, and someone asks you to do something, you say, no, i’m leaving, do it yourself. This condition is called FIGMO: "Fuck it, got my orders!"
2001-09-27 01:57:42 – /mark
Laura, you have leardned the 1337 talk, but may you never have it control your life. For a while, I was using the word "xx0r" as an adjective, noun, and adverb. aka, "Do you want to go xx0r? (go play Counter Strike)" or "That guys a fuckin xx0r" or " im gonna xx0r this Calc test" or "I just got xx0red." Also, do not add it as the postfix onto words that you shouldnt, like i have done, i.e. "Do you want to goxx0r?" or "lets order some pixx0r from gumbys" or "I should studyxx0r" Again, do not let the "xx0r" run your life like it has taken over mine.
2001-09-27 09:13:02 – rand0m
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, mark, yer a nut ๐Ÿ˜€
2001-09-27 17:31:26 – Siaokh
HAHAHAHA… Omg dude, that was way too funny. If you want a stern lesson in l33t… go read megatokyo http://www.megatokyo.com The prevous 3 comics have l33t in (i thinkxx0r ๐Ÿ˜‰ -Tim

a fun saturday night? [gasp!]

So I met up with Tony over at the pad last night, where we watched the last … 1/2? 1/3? of Charlie’s Angels and drank spiffy lemonade ๐Ÿ˜‰ Then Tony and I left, and right outside the pad was this phat 93′ Supra … yup … twin turbos, 400+ horsepower, tight sound system … it was really neat — it made me want one badly :-D. Then Tony left … at like 11:15. I did not leave. Paaarty time. Went to 3 separate parties and had a really good time. I’m glad I got out. Good stuff.

Only problem with that? Yea … read the ‘rand0m notes’ to the left there … I pull in around 5am, and guess who’s there? That’s right, my parents! Ugh x 10! Get this … I wake up at 2, a perfectly decent hour for a Sunday, and the first thing my mom tells me is that she wants me to go to church with them. [Massive Sigh] … Bend or break or move out sooner … tough call. Opinions?

2001-09-23 16:09:11 – bastard
Yes, I am now officially a college student. After waking up at 2:30 pm from mucho drinking, I have just finished my calculus 2 homework and am working on finishing my computer science homework. I am dedicated to getting passing grades in class, sighhhh. So, this week, I’m going to get the nerve up to ask this girl crystal out. That, and find a new job, or apply for unemployment. Then, I’m gonna get my season pass (Probably the 300$ version which allows 10 days at beaver creek or Vail). Think I’m gonna head home and either watch more football or go mountain biking at palmer.
2001-09-23 16:24:38 – Burnz
A) What crystal girl T-Bar? I have heard nothing about her and you have to keep your nigga Matt informed. rand0m, I say move the fuck out. It may not be the wisest thing to do, but take it from me you will feel a whole lot better. You can even come up here, nice place, lots of beetches. But changes of pace are good, living at home is a soul crushing fiasco, especially with parents like I think yours are. However, how much debt do you have left?
2001-09-23 16:57:58 – rand0m
yea, moving out is becoming a strong likelihood … as for the debt end, it’s going well. I’ll be paying off the bank loan ($2k) in full tomorrow morning … then, next week (depending on when I get the HPI check), I’ll be paying off the Government Stafford loan — yup, all $1,200 of it in one shot. After that … just the money that I owe my parents, which is down to about $1.6k. Then there’s ~ $200 of credit cards, but that’s no big deal. And that’s it … I’ll be 100% out of debt by the end of next month – w0ot! Then I sell my truck, buy a POS and prepay my next semester of school. w3rd.
2001-09-23 23:15:44 – Laura
yes, i too am going to get that pass (even though i don’t know where to get it, i’ll figure that out), so if you’re going up sometime, let me know, i’ll prolly go with you. randal, move out.
2001-09-23 23:54:31 – /mark
An mp3otw! What a good idea! Ill put one on my sight too! (sarcasm, sarcasm) No, but..uh, this is Randals stupid friend from CU. i read but never post. i like men
2001-09-23 23:55:57 – /mark
sight? site. right
2001-09-24 03:47:30 – Burnz
Hey, rand0m. I just went to hit up your search feature because there was a backlog I wanted when I saw to my horror that you didn’t have it anymore. What is the score here, where are all those delightful archives? And if this mark fella is any indication of the quality of people you knew in Boulder, you are better off in the springs. At least he knows he is stupid, I guess that is something.
2001-09-24 05:23:05 – Laura
hey, mark is cool…and, if you’re trying to get away from stupid people, why are you in ft. fun? yeah…night night.
2001-09-24 07:55:38 – rand0m
Actually, the search thing is being re-made … already have a lot of code down. You can reach the original search page [dunno how well it works now] <a href="http://rand0m.hpi.net/archives.asp">right here</a> … ack, just checked it, and it’s broken. I’ll put the new search up today. mark … actually, I got my MP3OTW thing from you … cuz I was checking your site, and saw Hash Pipe, and was like "wow" … so … Hash Pipe is probably next week’s mp3 … but yea, <a href="http://www.michaelhusson.com/mark">your site rocks!</a>
2001-09-24 10:41:55 – /mark
Thanks Randal, I was just kiddidng. But I’m so honored that you actually took something from my site, rather than me ganking something from your site. l8r sk8rs
2001-09-24 12:05:46 – bastard
This weekend reminded me of a hellacious weekend 2 years ago this day, it went something like this: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." that, and special-K!
2001-09-24 13:41:03 – Burnz
Tony, I will say the same thing now that I did back then. "As your attourney I advise you to drive at top speed. It’ll be a goddamn miracle if we get there before you turn into a wild animal."
2001-09-24 16:41:49 – bastard
¡manolito! Just read anandtech’s review of the nforce 420-D board… can’t wait… i think that will be the motherboard i buy!
2001-09-25 12:03:31 – Xeon
I haven’t read the article on the board yet, but lemme get this straight. The board is called <b>420</b>D? LOL!!!
2001-09-25 14:40:16 – bastard
wooooottt!!! second interview tomorrow, yaya!!!!
2001-09-25 18:12:28 – rand0m
might I ask where at, mr. stud?
2001-09-25 18:54:51 – bastard
interviewed once at bd systems, interviewing a second time there tomorrow!
2001-09-25 20:42:25 – Mr. Stud
Where at what?

jeezus, weekend already?

Ya know, I almost don’t like weekends. Sure, they are are a great time to sleep. And sleep. And do nothing. And then sleep more. See, it’s that third one right there … I don’t do anything. I would almost rather be at work — at least there I can waste time doing nothing and get paid. Instead, I sit at home and … you got it — do nothing. Makes me feel miserable, because I know that there are lots people out there doing things, but I’m not. And why am I not? Because I chose this. Yup … well, that sums it up. [stops bitching].

I got rid of the login thing, as it’s useless right now. Also, I succumbed and put up an mp3 of the week on the left. A review section for those mp3s should be up sometime. I really should finish putting the whole site together and sell it as a product. Hrmm … takes time, though. Oh, and motivation. Gotta have that. [sigh]

Really played Counter-Strike for the first time last night … must have spent an hour playing. The new box seems to be limited at a constant 72fps … I’m thinking it’s my video card. Although it *never* drops below 72 frames per second. It’s really nice. And I really kick ass at it, too. Played some Quake III Arena, also, but didn’t check the fps … I’m really good at that too. This will not become a habit.

Anything happening tonight? I would look forward to a cold beer and something to do / good company … in fact, I think I might go see a movie ๐Ÿ™‚

General & New Boxen

Okay, so nothing new has happened. Got a small paycheck due to all the offtime last week. And … yup, still at work. However, I did find out that setting up one of those Linksys Cable/DSL Routers are hella easy to setup. Due to me doing that earlier this morning, I have another computer! Jef just dumped it on me, so here’s what I am looking to sell / get rid of:

rand0m servar
— Intel Pentium II 400MHz
— Epox Motherboard
— Generic 192MB RAM
— No Name 8.4GB 7200rpm
— ATI Rage 128 video
— Diamond Monster Sound MX300 sound card
— Realtek no-name NIC
— Creative 4x2x20 Burner
— NEC 32x cd-rom
— No Name case
— Windows 2000 Advanced Server?
— $250
new box
— Intel Celeron 450MHz
— Some motherboad
— Ati Mach64 Video
— 128mb ram
— 4GB & 4.8GB HDs
— ISA SCSI controller [dunno why]
— 40x CD-ROM
— Sound Blaster PCI 128
— A NIC
— A good case
— Windows 2000 Professional
— $125

If you are interested in either, please e-mail me … I’m open to offers also — too many boxes!

In other news, we might be getting another room here to house just co-locations … we’ve got a pretty good prospect for a guy to bring in a couple servers, and we’re running out of room. So we’ll move everyone to the new [storage] office … hence, if one of the above boxen doesn’t leave my possession, it’ll turn into a counter-strike server in the co-lo room. nifty.

Dunno about scheduling tonight — I’ll try my damndest to get off early, but no promises. Last weekend sucked :: got off early, and did absolutely nothing because everyone was already gone. But … that’s expected at like 10pm. [sniff]

2001-09-21 16:19:17 – The Disco Nova
Randalll, Crystal’s working tonight, and I’m gonna spend some time with the new G/F, so You’ll have to find something to do tonight hehe I’m leaving for a trip on Sunday, won’t be back until saturday, will try to hook you two up then
2001-09-21 17:28:52 – rand0m
kk, works for me — no time off tonight anyways … [suck!] … looks like it’ll be another lifeless friday night. [considers quitting gateway … again] new g/f? Who’s the lucky one? More importantly, pics? ๐Ÿ˜‰
2001-09-21 20:53:02 – Burnz
Untie her Nova. I told you to stop bringing those little girls home, you always forget to feed them.
2001-09-22 03:16:15 – Laura
wooo! boudler! i am so fucking drunk…heelll yeah! you all suck ๐Ÿ™‚ have a good night..
2001-09-22 17:31:10 – realbighead
that was quite a post there. Did you then proceed to take off your shirt and have a threesome with your roommate and her boyfriend, or did you take an alternate stereotypical college porno route? Oh, and nova, remember to feed the little girls tonight.

w0ot!

I’m attending a concert in Denver — give me a ring on my cell phone if you want to talk at me ๐Ÿ™‚

**Update**: Just got back from the Matchbox 20 concert. Man, what a good time. I drove myself, emily and her friend michelle up there in the honda. It was prefaced by Train, and let me tell you — their songs may not be the hottest, but the lead guy can really sing. Then up came Matchbox 20, and they were really good. Despite every female in the audience ooh-and-ahh-ing over how uber-hot Rob Thomas is, I really enjoyed it — I knew a lot of the songs [thanks radio!] and sang along and just grooved. Walked out with 4 free condoms because I was there with two girls — Trojan was there handing them out like candy [what an analogy!] … no use for them for me [sniff snif] so they’ll probably end up as trashcan fodder. The concert as a whole was a good time all around. Drove home in an ultra-tired, running-on-less-than-three-hours-of-sleep mode but somehow managed to get the whole trip without incident. I’m really glad I went. It’s good to get out.

2001-09-19 03:58:52 – Burnz
Matchbox 20 eh? Wow…what do you say about that? Ummmm you are a real hard case there buddy. Don’t go busting my skull yet hombre, I have my whole life ahead of me, you death defying, living on the edge SOB…oooooo I bet badasses like you mock foolish suburbanites like me that use the acronym. Just playin dumplin’ I don’t need your army of 12 – 15 year old girls come knockin on my door with chains and lead pipes procured for the sole purpose of using it on Mr. Green in the library. Remind me not to post after work until I have slept.
2001-09-19 10:55:31 – rand0m
Well, to be honest, Matchbox 20 isn’t my favorite band by any stretch. What they *are*, though, is something for my no-social-life-ass to do. And it was enjoyable too. Sleep, deep sleep … i need some too.
2001-09-19 11:05:05 – bastard
went to the job fair… like, 40 booths in the expo, only 10 had actual job fair signs saying they were hiring… that’s bullshit, the economy sucks, ahhhh crap
2001-09-19 11:49:03 – rand0m
there’s a shiney new 7-11 right near my house that’s hiring — $9/hr night shifts. Ever thought about doing something on your own?
2001-09-19 13:55:05 – Burnz
8.75 an hour for overnight recieving at Wal-Mart, you can have my job after I kill myself.
2001-09-19 14:41:54 – rand0m
but burnz, you’re getting so buff throwing crates and moving heavy boxes — the women will be flocking soon!
2001-09-19 14:43:41 – bastard
personally, i will miss meeting burnz for lunch at carl’s junior downtown and seeing all the young and willing high school girls (well, maybe not so…. young).
2001-09-19 14:59:26 – bastard
<A HREF="http://www.fuckedcompany.com/images/Kabul-Forcast.jpg">Forecast looks sunny</A>
2001-09-19 15:12:55 – rand0m
please do not post pictures here — especially non-working ones.
2001-09-19 21:48:38 – Burnz
Yeah, just the other day a nice woman looked at me out of the corner of her eye…and then asked me to stop pissing on her bushes please. Could someone mail me a bullet? I can’t afford one.
2001-09-19 22:51:27 – rand0m
Sorry, no bullets — but I do happen to have an extra Guilltine here if you want to do yourself in with a dramatic flair. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2001-09-20 03:28:32 – Mr Goopers
I just wanted to give the impression that someone besides me, Tony and Randal commented on this site anymore. Goddamn jackals, without some big political fight you just lurk in the wings eh?
2001-09-20 06:08:52 – realbighead
a jackal, you say? I just don’t post because I have, well, a life; sadly, it’s one that takes me out of my room quite often. Politics were fun to write about, despite being ignored; this stuff is just… too pedestrian for one of my infinite capabilities. Plus, even the comments are pretty much the same stuff as always; tony stating random events and giving us titillating tastes of his itinerary, burnz hating himself and others, and Randal being perkily sarcastic. And yes, "Randal" being capitalized while "tony" was not was a statement of an inherent dominance structure; discuss amongst yourselves.
2001-09-20 08:45:30 – rand0m
Well, I think the fact that you posted at 6:08am is more indicitave of the power structure here than simple capitalization. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m glad to here that you have a life. I’m jealous though. I’m jealous of everyone who has a life. I guess that’s why I feel some camaradarie with Burnz. Us no-lifers man, we’re a force to be reckoned with. Especially when we act like we have a life.
2001-09-20 10:02:24 – bastard
what tORE, you are disliking my liberal arts jibes? btw, the improper capitalization of tore does in many ways reflect superior bladder control in regards to liberal arts majors. discuss amongst your brethren.
2001-09-20 12:58:17 – realbighead
if it makes you feel any better, my life consists of class and playing videogames in an apartment with 5 other guys, with an occasional band practice thrown in. Nothing all that stimulating, really. Plus, it is truly comforting to know that I have superior bladder control over most liberal arts majors; although you might want to get a better grasp of english grammar before you attempt to use such big words again. Oh, and I haven’t seen a liberal arts jibe from you for a while; I can only assume that when you said "went to the job fair" you meant "liberal arts is for fags" or somesuch, which again suggests you might wanna switch back to your native tongue until ESL starts up again. But for now, I have homework to do, so I’m gonna go do it. At a somewhat more reasonable hour.
2001-09-20 13:12:39 – bastard
video games and band practice ehhhh…. tore, you know anybody down there looking to sell a fender stratocaster or telecaster… preferable <= 300$ good call on the job fair translation, i’m gonna have to check with my ESL teacher, Mr. Hat, and make sure he experiences my displeasure first hand!
2001-09-20 13:18:04 – Burnz
I don’t have time for a life. Ten hours of work, eight hours of sleep, and then checking my e-mail, writing, and fighting with my new web page development pretty well eat up all my time. This is as close as I get to people that are not my shit throwing co-workers. And I do not hate myself. People with no life are dangerous were they to organize, but it would be a semi-psychotic army of tech heads, brooding introverts, and of course Goths and D&D fanatics. They can smite you with a Blade of Shadowlaw +2.
2001-09-20 14:04:16 – realbighead
I would have to do a saving roll with my chinese AD&D Version 3 rules and my Breastplate of Ten Thousand Joy Cannon Bird Luck +3. And I doubt you’ll be able to find any fender for that price; our rhythm guitar actually plays on a 70’s Fender Coronado, the kind no one really wants, and it still commands about $700 on the market. It is much much better to just stick with shit guitars until you have the skill and the money to aquire and use a really nice one. Besides, the last thing you need is more toys to stroke your ego and your dick; just be happy with your TV/computer/PSX2/etc. Ph0o.
2001-09-20 14:35:04 – The Disco Nova
sorry to butt in on your bitching at each other, but…… Tony. You never called me, if you want to get a job here, now would be a good time to send in your resume. Rand0m. Are you available friday night? I might be able to set up a "Group Thing" with Crystal. She’s got big tits, and likes nice guys.
2001-09-20 14:36:22 – bastard
lost your number disco, can you email it to tanzelmo@yahoo.com hook me up!
2001-09-20 15:10:54 – rand0m
<– nice guy <– likes tits I’ll see what I can do about friday — I can gaurantee a midnight thing, but I’ll see about earlier. [damn work!]
2001-09-20 17:37:09 – Xeon
WHO IS ON YOUR WEBCAM!!! AHHH!!
2001-09-20 19:02:21 – rand0m
He’s this guy. He’s on the web, somewhere … and xeon, your <a href="http://xeon.xoverzero.com">site</a> is <i>still</i> broken. wtf man?
2001-09-20 20:30:59 – Burnz
I have a plus to strike modifier against all Joy Cannon of Bird Luck kind armor. Combine that with my 95% Bitch Slap Jesus skill and you are going to go down arts man. I find this talk very amusing. rand0m – Nice guy huh?
2001-09-20 21:28:34 – rand0m
Yea, I’d say I’m a nice guy. Sure, maybe a little cynical, but I am generally a rather enjoyable, friendly, outgoing, ‘nice’ guy … but, that’s how I see myself, which could be way off base. In fact, I’m probably wrong. I am no doubt a horrible, assy dickhead. And I hate everyone. And they should all die. Well, that last one is only if their calling for technical support.
2001-09-21 00:45:52 – bastard
so randal, are you free saturday afternoon, maybe some frisbee at MVP J-lo may be in attendance, as i will be, please go, pleaseeeeeee

My Nifty Day

So today was a good day [so far]. Finally decided to do some upgrading for my venerable PC with some of the parts I have running around … consequently, I built up a new box and brought back another one :

rand0m
— Athlon 750Mhz [hopefully 1GHz soon!]
— Abit KA7T Motherboard
— 256 MB PC150, CAS2 RAM
— Maxtor 40GB 7200RPM ATA-100 HD
— Lite-On 12x10x32 Burner w/ BurnProof
— Yamaha 16x DVD-ROM [en route]
— GeForce 256 DDR video [upgrade soon?]
— Sound Blaster Live! 128 sound card
— Intel EtherExpress 10/100Pro
— Enlight Mid-Tower, 300W power
— Windows XP goodness
rand0m servar
— Intel Pentium II 400MHz
— Epox Motherboard
— Generic 192MB RAM
— No Name 8.4GB 7200rpm
— ATI Rage 128 video
— Diamond Monster Sound MX300 sound card
— Realtek no-name NIC
— Creative 4x2x20 Burner
— NEC 32x cd-rom
— No Name case
— Windows 2000 Advanced Server?

Yup, not a monster of a box, but it’ll do CS with it’s eyes closed ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ … unless someone wants to buy it — $250.

2001-09-17 18:22:46 – bastard
i want your case randal, give me your case, how much for the little bezel, how much for ze power supply, ha ha ha (excerpt from blues brothers, i think)
2001-09-17 18:23:44 – bastard
hey randal, who’s the speed freak recorded in your web cam?
2001-09-17 18:27:27 – rand0m
The case I’m talkin about to you is at my house and is currently not in use … I’ll stick it in the car when I get home tonight so you can have it any time. Remember, it has no bezel. I can’t see my webcam — websense here blocks anything with ‘webcam’ in it. [sigh] I’ll have to look at it later.
2001-09-18 01:30:05 – Burnz
That guy needs to gain some weight. What was he doing in there Randal? You might want to make sure he didn’t pilfer any of your Benadryl. That kid is Phen fen gone horribly wrong.
2001-09-18 01:32:12 – bastard
i ham sofa king drunk, and on that note… cocktale party saturday night, no formal shit though, just no beer that’s all… women of good stature whose presence is required, i implore thee, do not take my veiled threat as an insult to your prestige… yeah, that’s what i said, don’t be fronting, shiiiiiit
2001-09-18 02:52:51 – Laura
anyone going to weezer tomorrow night? i am ๐Ÿ™‚
2001-09-18 12:28:46 – bastard
I confess, I am a consumate tech geek… Rocky Mountain Windows NT User Group Wednesday September 19th 7:00 PM, Agilent
2001-09-18 15:33:29 – rand0m
wish I could attend :-/