July 15th, and all is well

I went out last night with Sammi. Man, she sure is awesome. I had a really good time ๐Ÿ˜€ *swoon, recover* Tonight is the eve of my 21st birthday. I didn’t think I’d make it this far, honestly. In celebration of this blessed time of my life, I am going to my parent’s place for dinner and presents and such, and then I am embarking on a several-day long voyage of drunkeness. This is going to consist of 1) Getting really, really shitfaced downtown post-midnight tonight 2) Having a beer with the coworkers tomorrow for lunch 3) Going to Bristol Brewery tomorrow with Sammi 4) Getting really shitfaced tomorrow night and 5) Having a weekend of complete and utter drunkeness/debauchery. If you are interested in coming along to any of these events, please let me know ๐Ÿ™‚ Yay, celebrate alcohol! [b]Update[/b] OKAy so I am tottally crunk and so it mastt./ he’s ntot durnk he says. We went o *IN ORDER* 15C, phnatom canoyun, and then THE RITZ and the n to Jack Quinnss and then ot…. nop wait then we went to jack quients AND THEN we went to the ritz, and then went to TEQIULASA and tehn we went to rumbay. That was goodo. … I ate a chery at RUMABAY! and ti was good. oKAy, very drunk. PHOTOSOS to volllow soon. CHHErs for the 2`1… ready for the repate tomorrow!? Updated: 7/16/2003…. By Tony: Randal peed in the sink at tequilas, it was really funny, xgodadajit, i’m hitting th efuking backsapce button, which is against the norm for this cgoda damnd type of update, fuck you, i’m hearding that rdanla has a huj rwang , haha, according to the mastah, booyah, that mofo is the bombshitnizzle. fuckyall, other than than that, had christina aqnd troy come by and join the initial investigatory committee into getting randal drunk… Other than that, its 230 am, I’ve got pictures loaded on my piece of shit kodak camera, that are fuckin hilarious… but good… that being the essential piece… i’m actually very happy to help matt and randal back to the comfortable recluse to the essential order of drinking… it’s all good it’s all good it’s all good [b]Update 09/08/03[/b] – [L=http://rand0m.org/images/21stbday]Here are some photos from my 21st birthday[/L]

2003-07-15 18:01:35 – Master Ha-reed
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." – Ben Franklin
2003-07-15 21:23:39 – tony
add to the fact that old ben had sex with dozens of french women, played with fucking lightning, and invented shit, you have yourself an american hero… who i think should be played by ron jeremy in the next videography
2003-07-15 21:24:03 – tony
did i mention that he invented shit… just want to make that clear
2003-07-15 22:12:04 – pinky
hehe. less than two hours til we’re 21. i am not going to drink until tomorrow night, though, just to prove to myself i’m not a total alcoholic. Happy fucking birthday ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-07-15 22:18:22 – Netheus
Happy Birthday Laura and Randal!!! woot w00t! Since I have turned 21, I have realized one thing- going out to drink is mindlessly expensive, and a waste of time. But I am entertained by other things… same idea, different outcome. Have fun!!!
2003-07-15 23:41:53 – tony
It is 18 minutes to midnight, I have the camera, it is nigh…
2003-07-15 23:51:57 – rand0m
w0ot! heading out for the night!
2003-07-16 10:43:58 – tony
oh my fuckin head, i’m so fuckin wasted… ohhhhh
2003-07-17 16:08:28 – Master Ha-reed
It’s two days after now – and I’m sure Randal is compounding hangovers at this point. We want to see some pictures Tony!
2003-07-19 00:45:19 – pinky
hey, randal, we’re going out tomorrow night, so don’t make plans. yay alcohol.
2003-07-19 09:05:29 – Netheus
I had the heat sickness yuckies yesterday. So what is bound to happen? Yeah, my mom calls at 4:30 in the morning from detox. Seriously, am I the only one that has this sh^t happen? I was actually hoping it was my little sister. ergh.
2003-07-19 17:40:31 – rand0m
yes, it is just you. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2003-07-19 19:14:36 – Mr Mountains
when all of you guys sober up, you can read this post… Well, our poker game has regulars, which are Willie, Fornander, John, my brother, and then Willie’s crowd, which includes Bremmer, Krempley, and others. Sadly, much of my crowd did not return to the Springs this year. Of course, the limits will be low (25 or 50 cent max bets). Set a time and place, I’ll see if the crod can attend, and we’ll do this shit. Now, when I turn 21 this September, I’ll also get wasted, but after the hangover is over, I’m headed to the nearest casino to win some more beer money.
2003-07-21 10:53:56 – WC
HAHA HA tequillas. Remember the last time we went in there. I got kick out while you use the ATM. AHHAHAHA good times. Ohh yeah. hmm haven’t been drunk in a while and I kinda like waking up with out head-ache/yuckie-ness. I however need some nice KBzz. Sex is my cruch right now heh.
2003-07-24 00:34:11 – Master Ha-reed
Signs you visit Randal’s web site far too often and you’re operating on very little sleep: You spend 5 minutes wondering why your search for "random number generators" is failing when it dawns on you that you’ve been spelling random WITH A FUCKING ‘0’ and not realizing it. When are we gonna see some pictures?
2003-07-24 16:41:36 – Netheus
further signs- you keep the page in your favorites folder, but still type it in just for the sheer pleasure.
2003-07-25 20:36:05 – WC
Further signs your keep the page linked in a http://localhost page. ๐Ÿ˜‰ wo0o0 localhost -> its where the partys at
2003-07-25 20:38:03 – wc
asdf your = you*

Store updates, Oddness and Annie Wadman

So the store thing is going really well. We are planning on opening up pretty soon ๐Ÿ˜€ … we’ve got our space leased, have picked our telephone #, have our PC ordering all lined up, have the cable-running dates set, everything is really coming together. I’m super stoked. So I called up Signs By Tomorrow the other day to talk about our sign, and guess who answers the phone? Janelle! I sorta sat on the phone for a second, gaping like a fish at the unexpected answerer. Anyway, the sign will be super ๐Ÿ˜€ I ran into Annie Wadman today at Pikes Perk … she was freaking out about something I [L=http://www.rand0m.org/archives/march2001.html#annie]wrote on my page 2+ years ago[/L]. Like, she was totally flipping out, rocking back and forth, doing the sad/hurt/mad ploy which totally doesn’t work when I don’t know you. It was fucked up. Anyway, I added a little note onto the entry.

2003-07-10 22:46:02 – Mr Mountains
Wow, I hadn’t been to this site in a while, I come back, and see maybe the greatest update to a post that I have ever read. Congrats. I didn’t even need to have read it previously, or know who that person was. It was classic.
2003-07-10 23:16:21 – tony
And with a name like ‘wadman’ you know it’s got to be good…
2003-07-10 23:45:49 – Master Ha-reed
Trust me – its much better and funnier if you know who that person is.
2003-07-11 00:36:41 – pinky
maybe you shouldn’t call people easy on your page; just a thought.
2003-07-11 03:54:52 – The Disco Nova
Maybe you should keep saying whatever the hell you want on your site and not worry about people getting upset ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-07-11 04:01:25 – Reverend
Wow…women yelling at randal for something he said… that.. i think.. has never happened before!
2003-07-11 10:36:06 – rand0m
I think that we should totally censor the truth from every medium out there because we might offend someone. *smacks laura* I’m gonna go with Disco and continue to do whatever the hell I want.
2003-07-11 12:26:42 – tony
So when is your opening party for the cybercafe? I’ll buy a keg, whatever you want.
2003-07-11 13:04:22 – Netheus
someone upset for over 2 years about what you wrote. Jesus Christ. But that does say a lot about this site- it must be the clearing house for *all* information pertaining to the sex lives of everyone in Colorado Springs!!!
2003-07-11 13:14:11 – pinky
so, you admit in your post that you didn’t actually think she was a slut, so when you wrote it on your page, it wasn’t the truth, and hence, you were just being an asshole. if that’s not really what you meant, then you just should have told her you thought she was still a slut, and then there wouldn’t be a truth issue. moo
2003-07-11 13:31:38 – The Disco Nova
The Asshole Council concurs with your assessment. Randall is wise in the Ways of the Ass, and is ready for the elevation to full Asshole. However, we still sense much fear in him.
2003-07-11 13:41:40 – rand0m
Ahh yes, but at the time this young Asshole padowan, having little experience in the way of girls, could not spot the difference between "slut" and "cocktease". At the time I was in post-breakup AKA Serious Asshole mode — In this case, ignorance begat assholeness, and that’s how the world turns. Despite my reasoning powers and female wooing abilities, I still cannot discern any female emotion beyond happy, sad and pissed. And although not an emotion, crazy. In this case, I’m going to label Laura as "pissed" and "crazy".
2003-07-11 13:45:11 – The Disco Nova
I would like to interject at this time to say that a "Slut" is merely a woman with the morals of a man. That being said, we need more of them.
2003-07-11 22:17:12 – Nethe-poo
oh, poor randal. Not being able to sense the subtle emotional ripples of a woman. This is why I don’t understand why there aren’t more lesbians…..
2003-07-12 13:58:46 – WC
HAHAHAHA nice assesment about Laura, rofl. <my$.02> Haven’t seen Annie in a while, my back then I totally agree with your comment. My thoughts are… if your going to regret what someone says about you and your actions later in life, and you know it could be morally wrong – DON’T DO IT! (of course there is always going to be the nesayer – whatever) </my$.02> -GO RANDAL! wo0o!
2003-07-13 12:25:54 – pinky
yes, your assesment of me was correct and well-informed. please, keep making such assesments. and craig, you can start as well, since apparently you were smart enough to catch on the the complete accuracy of his statement.
2003-07-13 13:24:06 – The Disco Nova
That reminds me, you forgot the other female emotion of "needing to get laid", although I suppose you could include that in with "pissed".
2003-07-13 14:08:11 – pinky
very clever, james. but i’m probably getting laid more than you are, so go climb back into your hole.
2003-07-13 15:57:05 – Netheus
Married= getting laid more than all you. Combined!!! Moohahahahahahahaha!!!
2003-07-13 16:40:11 – The Disco Nova
I only sleep with women I respect nowadays, so I haven’t gotten laid in a while, you’re right. ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-07-13 18:27:34 – Mr Mountains
Hey, our (my) poker games recently have been woefully under attended due to the siren call of college in another state. 5 regualrs just isn’t enough. I was wondering if you guys wanted to organize a game some time. Just a thought.
2003-07-13 18:46:44 – rand0m
I’m game, as long as it’s low-ball (nickel/dime/quarter) … cuz you know, not all of us are high-rollers ๐Ÿ˜‰ … I’m pretty sure Tony’ll be interested too. Who plays w/ yall?
2003-07-14 14:17:41 – Willie (U of P guy)
Did someone say poker?
2003-07-14 16:07:23 – tony
If we do a poker game it’s got to be before randal starts the store up.
2003-07-15 12:30:58 – WC
/me pokes Randal hehehe
2003-07-19 19:11:18 – Mr Mountains
Well, our poker game has regulars, which are Willie, Fornander, John, my brother, and then Willie’s crowd, which includes Bremmer, Krempley, and others. Sadly, much of my crowd did not return to the Springs this year. Of course, the limits will be low (25 or 50 cent max bets). Set a time and place, I’ll see if the crod can attend, and we’ll do this shit.

July 4th Cookout!

We are having a get together at our place tomorrow, July 4th to grill up lots of meat and have a yea old time. [b]Who[/b]: You, your meat, alcohol,and a friend. [b]What[/b]: Barbecue Cookout Thing [b]When[/b]: 2pm – 7pm, 07/04 [b]Where[/b]: Team Weber, 423 N. Weber ([L=http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&addtohistory=&address=423+N.+Weber&city=Colorado+Springs&state=CO&zipcode=80903&homesubmit=Get+Map]map[/L]) [b]Why[/b]: It’s Independence Day! [b]Note[/b]: We are providing a hot grill, some hamburgers and a 12pack of beer. That’s it. Please bring meat, or at least money to buy meat with. We are poor after the last party. See you there!

2003-07-03 12:34:29 – The Disco Nova
I will try to remember to bring my meat.
2003-07-03 12:35:47 – Netheus
haha… Nova has to "remember" to bring his meat…. I knew it was detachable!!
2003-07-03 12:55:04 – mark
what kind of party is this that only goes till 7? You guys are real hardcorps. Should I bring the Snoopy Snow Cone Machine, or is that taken care of?
2003-07-03 13:25:38 – pinky
i won’t be able to make it, but i think i’m having a party up in la boulder to celebrate my birthday, so you all will probably be invited to that. ๐Ÿ™‚ have fun, jerks!
2003-07-04 12:05:15 – The Disco Nova
I have friends coming, so if you see a 3 foot tall woman with a 6 foot tall man, say hi to them.
2003-07-04 20:30:45 – WC
Fuck I missed everyone. Ohh well. I hope everyone has a happy 4th! wo0t!!! ~Peace
2003-07-05 13:49:19 – betty
yea it was fun, but it got better once we hit memorial park… for BBVD! They were awesome, I’m just kinda sad that I didn’t have a date… but my buddy Randal helped my out being my "date" for the evening… thanks man… the fireworks were nothing special, the end was kinda kool though… thats about it… and a helpful hint for anybody who dances… never ever dance in sandals, in grass… you will regret it for a long time… and thanx boys for inviting me to your party.. i had fun… lots of fun… love you guys!
2003-07-08 12:12:01 – WC
<chanting in background> You here that? The natives are getting restless for new content! Post something – anything. Talk about EverLan, your life, how life is good, sex, beer, drugs, your new store ANYTHING! k, I thats all for now.
2003-07-08 23:15:49 – Netheus
sometimes…. I think the shitte i watch and read is even a bit to subversive for even me. It’s like the difference between making a cross with a couple sticks, or drawing a circle in the right direction and inter-twining 5 sticks, versus wearing mindless jewelry to indicate stature instead of faith or mindset…. argh…. I need to go to school to take my mind off things….
2003-07-10 18:39:25 – Netheus
1. Carolyn isn’t coming to visit this year. ๐Ÿ™ 2. Pirates of the Carribean (sp?) has one redeeming value. Yes, it’s Johnny Depp, and not just because he is a hot piece (and is he….drooolllll), but because he was the only actor in the movie. The only one that brought life to his charecter in any remote way. I hate Disney. 3. I need money. Taking donations!! (my step-mom paid for me to go see Pirates, so there)
2003-07-10 19:28:29 – Master Ha-reed
Pirates… has something for the guys too – lovely Keira :=P

Mmmm, Dinner. And other stuff.

I would like to say that I made a wonderful dinner tonight. We had some huge, brilliantly cooked ribeye steaks, with about three pounds of Snow Crab, corn on the cob, garlic bread, the works. It was awesome. There’ll be some photos of this amazing meal up soon. [b]**Updated:[/b] [L=http://rand0m.org/images/bigdinner.jpg]Picture of our awesome meal[/L] Friday night, I shot everclear. That was not a good experience. It was one of those nights where I was really loathing myself, and was rather disappointed with myself … so … I sorta got over it by abusing the shit out myself. It made me hurt pretty bad on Saturday. I really don’t know why I did it, but hey, that’s what happens. I went and played pool recently. That was good. Janina is pretty fun to hang out with — smart, fun, just cynical enough … but you know, she’s 18? 19? I am afraid of girls, though. heh. ๐Ÿ™‚ I went to church this morning with my parents. That was surprisingly a good time. It wasn’t a religious thing at all … more of an academic interest. There were some talks about faith and such which were meh, but then a very good class about the passover. I saw some people I hadn’t seen in a while, and that was good. Then I had lunch w/ the ‘rents, and it was good, and then I came home, went shopping and made the huge dinner mentioned above. Work is going crazy. Our deployment in [L=http://www.hpi.net/falcon/]Falcon[/L] is exploding, which is making for busy busy busy busy busy work. The business is going well, also … a little slow, but it is progressing. EverLAN is this next weekend, as is July 4th. We’re having a barbecue, which I believe is starting at 2pm — I’ll update with that info soon.

2003-06-29 23:23:14 – Siaokh
Yeah dude… Janina is the fucking BOMB. I really miss her. I used to hang out with her at Dewey’s house. Wild parties usually ensued, Followed closely by me being a huge teddybear and her cuddling up on my shoulder. good times ™. -Tim
2003-06-29 23:24:05 – Siaokh
Oh yeah… *punch* -Tim
2003-06-30 07:25:36 – Netheus
that sounds like good big time dinner
2003-07-01 23:16:27 – bank_holdup
drunk Tony is drunk right now!!! and again with the belgian ale!~
2003-07-02 14:54:34 – The Disco Nova
You guys having a 4th of July party?
2003-07-02 21:52:36 – fourdegrees
yeah, make with the details. ๐Ÿ™‚ I fly in Friday morning at 10, Emily is picking me up and we’re heading down to the Springs from there. Cool if we crash with you guys after all the fun? /having a great time in NV and can’t wait for the next weberstreet party
2003-07-03 11:26:08 – WC
MMM t3 in 2 days. I so wanna go .. but I have an important LAN party to goto. *suck* BTW I’ll be down in the springs tomarrow night ๐Ÿ˜‰

Threw a huge party last night

Will have photos up and such ASAP. [b]Update[/b] – 06/25 @ 2:52p Okay, so the party went really well. I was afraid that nobody was going to show up, and that was the case until like 9:30. Gabe and Matt Blum showed up, which is neato, because they know a lot of people … Gabe fired up his cell and in no time we had a whole house full of people rockin out. The sound system was absolutely huge (a little too loud sometimes) with some damn-good DJs spinning it up. We had a full keg of Belgian Ale from the warehouse which received mixed results from our throngs of partyers. Tore made a surprise appearance — he drove all the way from Santa Fe, NM for the party! Not to mention that he finally had SE.. er … *IS* a SEXy beast! *hugs tore* ๐Ÿ˜‰ Had a *LOT* of hot chicks come, which was really surprising because we usually throw grandiose sausage fests. A lot of people I invited did not show because of prior engagements and such, which made me really sad ๐Ÿ™ Tony got *REALLY DRUNK* *REALLY FAST*. By 11pm he was barely standing, and at 11:30pm we had someone carry him upstairs to pass out. He didn’t even drink very much … what a lightweight. At about 2:00am, Matt disappeared mysteriously, leaving me to run the show. Everyone who was leaving was out by 6:30 or so, and everyone who was staying was already passed out. It was a really, really long night for me, because I had had very little sleep and got to enjoy running the party alone for 4+ hours. But it all turned out well, which is what matters ๐Ÿ˜€ We lost a pane of glass in our front door and a couple different drinking glasses to some drunk dumbass. Had a couple little skirmishes here and there, but all in all it went really, really well. We’re looking to either have a 4th of July BBQ or to throw another party at the end of summer. Pics are here: [L=http://rand0m.org/images/summer2k3]http://rand0m.org/images/summer2k3[/L]

2003-06-21 17:37:08 – b0nkers3_16
Feeling better Tony (hehehe)?
2003-06-24 01:41:08 – The Disco Nova
………. Obviously my idea of ASAP and Randallls differs.
2003-06-24 12:40:12 – wendee byrd
when’s the next party?? lol
2003-06-24 14:10:25 – mark
Yeah, about this asap business, what exactly does that mean, "asap"?
2003-06-24 14:36:52 – rand0m
It means As Soon As i fucking feel like it Punk. I ran into some issues with the Wal-Greens folks because the pictures turned out like shit … like, they’re cropped and just look terrible. I’ll post what I have, with hopefully some better ones to come. Maybe.
2003-06-24 15:32:20 – The Disco Nova
Well, I will be able to come to the next one, might even make some of my apparently famous jello shots.
2003-06-24 16:07:37 – fourdegrees
yay! the party was great fun…sucks Emily and I didn’t get to stay long…isn’t she hot? ๐Ÿ˜€
2003-06-24 17:14:27 – pinky
congrats tore!
2003-06-24 01:16:41 – The Disco Nova
It’s decided, you need to have another party, and soon.
2003-06-26 01:34:16 – tony
maybe we’re having a party on the 29th of july that is all
2003-06-27 09:01:50 – betty
Damn, I’m sorry I missed it, and I missed it for a stupid reason, we went up to Enigma in Denver to see DJ Irene… It was ok, but not half as much fun as your party would have been! You should do a 4th of July party… that would be nice… Yea so I’m really sorry I missed all the fun. Even sorrier that I couldn’t make fun of Tony… hee hee.. I WILL be there for your next party, I think this is the first one I’ve missed so far, I think? That makes me sad that I missed it… Oh well next time… L8tr…
2003-06-27 09:38:04 – tony
I too am disappointed that I couldn’t make fun of Tony.
2003-06-27 17:23:17 – The Disco Nova
Two Words: Bicycle Urinal.

Girl/Date, Poker, Underground, Misc, Party

This is gonna be a long update, because I haven’t posted in a long time. Like, a Loooong time. So I’m going to start out like a couple weeks ago or so. Heh. Told you it was long. Okay, so a couple weekends ago, I am out with Chris Bonk and Keen, and we go to Sticks to shoot some pool, but they are 21 and up, so we leave and to Corner Pocket. While there, we meet two girls, Lilly and Kirsten. It is Lilly’s birthday (23) and Kirsten looks oddly familiar. So we start chatting, and they invite us over to Lilly’s place to get lit. So we head over there, and I’m mackin on Kirsten, and Chris is mackin on Lilly, so I ask Matt, our fifth wheel, to drive my truck home and spare himself the agony of watching the four of us get it on. So he leaves. And then Chris and Lilly disappear. So Kirsten and I chill on the couch, and around 6am, Chris comes out of Lilly’s room and leaves. So then Kirsten invites me over to her place. That’s cool. So we go over there, get completely blasted and proceed to have a great time until approximately 11:00am, and then we pass out until 6pm (saturday). That was a good weekend. 10 days after that, I call up Kirsten and ask her on a date. Kind of backwards, you know? Fuck, then date instead of Date then fuck. Backwards, you know? So then on Wednesday of last week, we go out. Long story short, meet at Joe’s Crabshack at 7, go to a carnival around 9, stay till 10:30pm, ends with a hug and a kiss and that was that. I don’t know if I’ll go on another date with her. Nice girl, just not my type. Odd to say that, what with me being so super desperate ๐Ÿ˜‰ *goes and hits on receptionist* So then this past Friday night, Tony had our poker buddies over to play Poker. This was not an ordinary night. I was in good spirits, and glibly paid my $5 buy in. End of the night rolls around, and I’m $17 ahead. Rock the hizzy. That was a good night. Mexican Sweat = good times. Went to the Underground on Saturday night and had a wonderful time. They had DJ Etaine, DJ MLE and Evenflo downstairs, with the whole [L=http://www.downstairsproductions.net]DownStairsProductions[/L] crew upstairs. The music was really good (despite not being a happy hardcore fan), and I had a wonderful time. I wanted to kill my sorta-friend Chris because he has the Can’t Keep His Dick In His Pants syndrome … Seriously, isn’t two chicks enough? Makes me want to punch his lights out. Fucker. Grr. My truck is making a ticking sound. Either needs a valve job (time consuming but cheap) or has an exhaust leak? I was on the porch yesterday on Sunday chilling with Shawn and his girl Emily when this silver car pulls up in front of our house. I stood there, grungy as shit (hadn’t taken a shower or shaved, wearing basketball shorts and a lounge-TShirt), wondering who the hell that was. Then the two girls in the car started waving, so I looked at Shawn, and he was waving back uncertainly, so then I looked back and sorta waved, and then one of the girls yelled “It’s Janelle!” and I was like “whoa that voice sounds familiar. Oh, hey, is that Janelle?” So then I went over and chatted for like 10 seconds before they had to stop blocking traffic/leave. Feels odd yet refreshing that I didn’t really recognize her … I don’t know what to think aobut the whole situation. Heh. There is a party at my place, Friday night at 9pm. Click the little linky banner thingy or check out [L=http://cosparties.com]cosparties.com[/L] for info.

2003-06-17 14:45:32 – WC
OMG you’ve sold your sole to the devil. Banner advertisments on rand0m.org. omg. I am never coming here again. Even though you are the webmaster of cosparties.com ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-06-17 14:57:25 – Master “Smartass” Ha-reed
Hey Randal – How much does the Devil give for a shoe? Or was it a lovely filet of fish you gave him?
2003-06-17 15:14:35 – Tony
So where we go now for COS techno music. Anyone know?
2003-06-17 16:52:33 – Netheus
church of satan. thas all I’m sayin’. Oh, and because I am sick of reality and all tha bad sh*t that happens oh so often, I am going to get excited about the new Harry Potter. 3 days, 7 hours. Woo Hoo!!!!
2003-06-17 20:49:21 – The Disco Nova
I would like to say that the Church of Satan, and LaVeyan Satanism in general has nothing to do with satan. That being said, I would like to state that I am holding an auction on one slightly tarnished soul, previous owner Randallll Kohutek.
2003-06-17 20:49:51 – rand0m
Thought I’d like to reiterate, for the benefit of one person, that this website is not a forum for personal issues. Please keep in mind that real life is a lot better than this site.
2003-06-17 21:02:45 – The Disco Nova
well actually, this is a forum for issues, just yours only ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-06-17 21:17:39 – Master Ha-reed
Whats the starting bid on that soul Disco?
2003-06-18 02:15:39 – pinky
i hate selling my sole, because then one shoe isn’t as comfortable as the other.
2003-06-18 12:15:01 – Netheus
I bought Matt Killday’s soul for 2 pennies, a prozac, and some other trivial bit. Then I sold it for a watch. It didn’t work.
2003-06-18 12:36:25 – Tony
Good news and bad news Good news is I have a soul, still Bad news is it has an expiration date
2003-06-18 13:23:15 – [SOB]GrooveMan
That ticking sound is almost guaranteed to be a valve, not closing or opening correctly. I have the exact same problem with my Bronco. The solution for me is to get some Roller Rockers. There really cool and all, but expensive, 300 Bones for the set. You’ll problem only need new springs.
2003-06-18 21:50:41 – Mr Mountains
Did someone mention poker? Maybe I can introduce you guys to the wonderful world of Spit…or even better….7 27.

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My [L=http://www.hpi.net/whitepapers/warta/]article on WiFi[/L] and how to make it cost effective [L=http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/06/07/1840257&mode=thread&tid=137&tid=193]got posted to slashdot.[/L]

2003-06-07 18:19:01 – The Disco Nova
Impressive. I like the way you are shooting those monkeys down too ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-06-07 22:16:02 – Netheus
yay Randal!!!!
2003-06-07 22:33:09 – Master Ha-reed
Haha – AxLaptop actually posted.
2003-06-08 01:16:32 – Siaokh
W00t way to go randal… pretty good discussion on /. about it. ppl seem to like the neat use of PPPoE… -Tim (and you’re a karma whore ๐Ÿ˜‰ *PUNCH*
2003-06-08 19:59:03 – Netheus
[L=http://triotv.com/programs/shows/uncensoredcomedy/pardonlenny.html]Pardon Lenny Bruce[/L]
2003-06-10 13:19:10 – WC
I made the [L=http://www.hpi.net/whitepapers/warta/warta.pdf"]pdf[/L]. This article only goes to prove that UNIX is far supperior than anything else on the market. Where else can you use free stuff to do some much. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Nice one yo!
2003-06-10 14:13:19 – realbighead
english is far superior _to_ any other language too, if you could speak it right.
2003-06-10 15:03:20 – Netheus
or just type it, really.
2003-06-10 16:05:03 – tony
My boss is a comms guy so I told him about the white paper. He liked it a lot. Now the rest of us need to write white papers. I’m going to do mine on usurping freedom of movement from height-disadvantaged individuals, in other words, restraining midgets. It’s always been a passion.
2003-06-10 16:47:16 – WC
superior*
2003-06-10 20:26:57 – Netheus
wtf?
2003-06-10 21:20:40 – Siaokh
Sounds to me like tony needs some more alcohol…. DRINK UP SON! -Tim
2003-06-11 20:43:37 – b0nkers
Tony needs more alcohol? Everytime I see that guy he is drunk.
2003-06-11 21:46:55 – Tony
Hail to the king, baby.
2003-06-12 11:15:48 – WC
How was ye old date last night.. (psst we want details)
2003-06-12 16:44:30 – b0nkers
Ya, hail to the alcohlic king, baby!
2003-06-12 23:27:44 – keener2u
Speak for yourself tony I already have a white paper that made it to a devcon! ๐Ÿ˜› <a href=http://www.idealliance.org/papers/xml2001/papers/bio/d28e10167.html>XML Case Study</a> Randal’s is much cooler than mine though. MMm at a after party for java people rockin’ btw check out my cool pictures at <a href=http://www.weberstreet.net/java/>weberstreet</a> …*end shameless self promotion*
2003-06-13 02:18:50 – Master Ha-reed
Matt – couldn’t Sun have picked a better acronym than "ASS"? That’s just asking to make fun of – unless of course you’re answering some moron’s question: Q: "What do you do?" A: "I’m a Software Systems Engineer, ASS!" That is probably far less funnier than I think it is – but it’s 2 in the morning, so if you don’t like it you can all fuck off.
2003-06-13 10:33:10 – tony
OMFG, I am without white paper. Whatever will I do, eep!
2003-06-13 23:04:36 – Netheus
Have you ever gotten really angry and dissappointed at the same time? God I fucking hate humanity.
2003-06-14 14:03:20 – rand0m
Umm, all the time. They go hand in hand. JoeSixpack doesn’t deliver on something I thought he would, and I’m angry and disappointed. Not unusual in the least.
2003-06-14 20:24:24 – Netheus
yeah, but as usual for me, this involves my vacation time being cancelled, no camping trip I had been planning for three bloody months, my sister proves herself to be a mindless drone, thus f*cking me over at work, and the hiring of a stupid little b^tch who can’t do the job. SO, I will be coming to the party, bring liquor etc., aksjdfklsjdf;alsjdf
2003-06-15 03:15:17 – Reverend
All midgets should be required by law to carry around grappling hooks and rope… they dont have to use them, but i think a bunch of midgets walking around with grappling hooks would be one of the funniest things ive ever seen.
2003-06-15 08:19:21 – Neth
thanks Mike ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-06-15 20:31:43 – Netheus
Further proof humanity is doomed- 4 days after Bill Hicks is buried- world famous, but almost unheard of in the U.S., Carrot Top wins the top American comedy award. FOUR DAYS!! F^cking blaspheme. I hate people.
2003-06-16 02:34:11 – Reverend
Yeah.. i have always hated carrot top.. he is probably the least funny comedian I know, and on top of that.. isnt a comedian supposed to make people happy? Not infuriate a nation. Boo.
2003-06-16 18:48:23 – Mr Mountains
The topic of Carrottop is a touchy one. The man has made many mistakes in the past, and I hated him for it. I just wasn’t funny, ever. His commercials continue this trend, but when I heard him talk in an interview about a year ago, my outlook on the man changed. He made fun of himself, totally dogged some other people, and was amusing to listen to. Naturally, I was stunned. He is being type cast now a days, and who can blame him for taking the cash? Same thing applies to that guy who played the straight man dad on Full House. The guy is funny as hell, but his days on that demonic show will taint him forever. Also, did anyone notice that Carrottop is actually buff? Weird huh?
2003-06-17 11:59:45 – tony
Well hiking trip up Barr trail got postponed, but planning on weekend of August 2 for hiking up to Pikes Peak and back down. If get some interest may make it into a 2 day hike/camp trip, possibly camping over the top at the crags. Interested? Also, Jack Johnson/Ben Harper concert August 27/28 at Red Rocks. Haven’t listened to that much Jack Johnson, but sounds like a good excuse to check out the famous red rocks.

Summer Party Time

We are throwing a huge summer bash: Who: You and all your friends What: Partying, Chillin, Boozin, everything else When: 06/20/03, 9pm Where: 423 N. Weber Why: It’s summer time, of course! Bring: Donations, Booze, all your friends Catch party updates and info at http://www.cosparties.com

2003-06-05 18:08:58 – Netheus
so…. James sez he’s gonna be camping in Cripple Creek (wtf?) and I am going to be up in the hills fishing as well… hmm…. James, if you take my camping spot I am going to f*cking kill you.
2003-06-05 19:46:12 – The Disco Nova
Just look for the hundreds of people beating each other with foam weapons. The ask them to point you to the 7 waters monarch. Look for the blue and black banner with 7 white water drops painted on it.
2003-06-05 21:20:38 – Netheus
Actually, we are planning to camp out about a mile away from a lake, catching dinner/ lunch/ breakfast, and gutting the fish in the fine and icy waters alongside the shore. See, when I go camping, we pack tents, sleeping bags, jiffy pop, clothes, and fishing poles.
2003-06-06 00:34:48 – in a
jiffy pop, wtf?
2003-06-06 07:44:26 – netheus
Jiff pop- the kind that comes in the tin foil-ish pan that hold over the camp fire/ stove top/ availible heat source, and as the pop corn pops, the top expands into a ball, like a popcorn bag. It’s so yummy…. mmmm….. jiffy pop…..
2003-06-06 10:36:17 – WC
I can’t make it either. I am going to be camping near Steamboat. :-/ sorry Randy. If you did it on the 27th I could make it ๐Ÿ˜‰ … We should plan a trip to Alamosa and party with Ian. Make it a 3-day weekend this summer!
2003-06-18 12:22:29 – elaine
Hey Randall, it’s me, your new neighbor, James directed me to ya….Hope you don’t mind if myself and some gal-pals stop by and do some drinking with you on Friday ๐Ÿ™‚ See ya!! *listed my email address but I never use it so no need to respond..just yell over the fence ๐Ÿ™‚

:-( Sad :-(

She left without saying goodbye. I found out an hour ago. It rained really hard tonight, and all I could do was sit on the porch and watch.

2003-05-25 00:20:40 – Disco Nova
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh 10 points if you are not a member of the club and you know what I am talking about.
2003-05-25 01:29:49 – pinky
dude, in the words of the wise Robb, "that shit is janky."
2003-05-25 01:50:49 – y not
man, basically it breaks down like this… i saw you chug a beer, didn’t know why, but i saw you chug one, and i’ve never seen you chug a beer before… that shit is tough
2003-05-25 19:11:03 – Netheus
girls suck. pun away, but we all know most girls are bitches in one way or another.
2003-05-25 20:11:57 – pinky
a’int nothing wrong with being an all out hardcore bitch ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-05-25 20:29:39 – rand0m
She didn’t leave bitchy, she just didn’t want to have to go through the whole goodbye thing … that’s really hard to do – much easier on the phone. And there is something wrong with hardcore bitchiness: I don’t like it ๐Ÿ˜‰
2003-05-25 20:43:21 – realbighead
nice job on the failing to call me. so I’m staying in Santa Fe for the summer, working, paying rent, all kinds of other fun stuff. Aileen went back to Portland this morning, so I can sympathize with your pain… we’re staying together, but it’s still seriously rough (all hail the gods of alcohol for helping me get through this). Anyways, try that phone thing again (again? what? you never tried the first time) and, uh, yeah. that’s all.
2003-05-26 12:48:48 – pinky
no, see, i wasn’t saying she was being a hardcore bitch at all. i was just saying there was nothing wrong with being such. /seperate thoughts
2003-05-26 13:24:17 – tony
I feel like stone fly, oh my fuckin head, i’m so wasted, ohhhh
2003-05-26 15:27:12 – Netheus
So I come home from work to get troy for territorial days, and he’s gone. Fucker. Ergh… I hate scott
2003-05-27 12:03:05 – WC
Look at the brightside! You didn’t have to see her cry. That I think is one of the worst things – seeing your girlfriend cry.
2003-05-28 11:04:16 – garfunkalow
blah
2003-05-29 03:39:06 – Gaffman
Never been here before, somehow got here through searching for BMW pictures (of which you posted some nice ones a while back i must say). Just kept on reading i guess. I can empathise with you on your recent loss, not an easy thing to take. All i can think to suggest is not to hold back any emotions on the subject… get it out there. ;o) I might venture back here in the future… take it easy mate.
2003-05-30 16:36:19 – The Disco Nova
We want new content. Whatever happened to this party we were hearing about?
2003-05-31 07:00:31 – Netheus
we could plan the party without them. Get the booooze, music, tell people, and show up at their house on a Friday or Saturday night. Of course, as it is their house, they could plan it, and avoid having a bunch of random people show up….
2003-05-31 21:55:15 – rand0m
Hold yer water, we’re still hashing out the date … when Team Weberstreet has it hased out, we’ll announce it, along with our neato-website.
2003-06-01 12:35:18 – WC
I am bidding on a [L=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3696&item=2733163550]Nokia 445X Pro 21" Monitor[/L]. I bid $119. The auction ends in 3 min. I’ll let you know if I win. This is going to be my work monitor since my boss isn’t going to shell out money for a BIGGER monitor for me. Heh. I already use all my own equipment. Might as well use my own monitor. I am tired of using POS 17" monitors at work.
2003-06-01 12:39:07 – WC
GOD DAMN IT!! I lost. Some asshole sniped me at the 1 min. mark. ARRGH!!
2003-06-01 16:10:55 – tony
http://www.contactpc.com/Items.asp?CartId=15070968LL-ACCWARE-VAD43&cc=MONITORS&tpc= 160 for 21" monitors, in highland ranch for local pick up even Do it!
2003-06-02 00:50:35 – WC
It’s alright. I found another [L=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2733173548]Nokia 445X Pro[/L] for sale. Got that one! Those monitors are badass. 4 USB ports, 1800×1400 res @ 85hz = l33t. I can’t wait to get mine. wo0t!!
2003-06-02 10:36:26 – CaptnSpectacular
tony…that link didn’t work. could you check it again for me, or tell me how to navigate there?
2003-06-02 11:36:11 – WC
Your [L=http://www.contactpc.com/itemdesc.asp?CartId=&ic=MONA21&cc=&tpc=]Link[/L]
2003-06-02 16:42:16 – Master Ha-reed
Nokia makes computer monitors? Wtf?
2003-06-02 17:46:05 – WC
Nokia makes a lot of stuff. Including two-way radios, network security solutions, provide extranet services, and a whole slew of other good things.
2003-06-02 17:49:38 – tony
I worked at Nokia back when the Matrix was coming out at their factory near Fort Worth Texas. They had the prototype ‘matrix’ phone back in the R&D lab. I think it was 8K at the time. Whatever happened to that model, did they ever come out with one?
2003-06-02 21:30:31 – Netheus
oh Randal, master of all cell phone knowledge, tell us of the Matrix phone!!!!!
2003-06-03 17:12:45 – fourdegrees
Oh, Randal, master of the summer-fun bashes, tell us when this party will be. I only have a few weekends left here…must plan wisely. ๐Ÿ™‚
2003-06-03 22:14:03 – The Disco Nova
Hey Randalll, remember Elaine and Quenton? The just moved into the blue house behind you.
2003-06-03 22:40:33 – rand0m
Yea, I saw her while I was taking a shower the other day … our shower window faces out back and I saw ’em. ๐Ÿ˜€
2003-06-04 08:04:55 – Netheus
right. so lets get the party planin started. How about Friday the 13th? (not this friday, but next friday) It has everything- a Friday night, a theme, and it’s a friday night. As a theme, you can get a ladder and put it in front of the door before people come in, get a bottle of Red Rum rum, I have a string of black cats (I think) left over from halloween, spilt salt on the counter for making margaritas, etc. Whaddya think?
2003-06-04 09:58:57 – rand0m
Umm, I’m gonna nix that. We’ve already got it under control – email and site updates are going out today.
2003-06-05 07:59:31 – Netheus
right- so I know few of you have met my mom, but if you see her, call me. No one has heard from her in a week, and her social worker is going to put out a missing persons report on her at 4pm. Brown shoulder length hair, crack whore body type, limps, false teeth, answers to Sally or "damn, I’d give anybody, ANYBODY $20 to clean my house!!!"
2003-06-05 13:45:57 – WC
ALL RIGHT! ๐Ÿ™‚ I just got done setting up my brand new 21" monitor at work. I posted my new work setup [L=http://emerald.cmconline.com/~xeon/worksetup/]here[/L]
2003-06-05 15:47:59 – The Disco Nova
Sigh, can’t make the party, gonna be up in Cripple Creek camping that weekend.

Odd Energy, *sigh*, Hike, Party

You ever have one of those days where you are like really not so happy, and things aren’t going well, and then you finally go home and all you want to do is like some laundry and watch some tv or read and then pass out? But then you get like this sick nervous energy that you can’t shake? Even with warm milk? That was me today. So out of the blue at 10:30pm I get up, go to the perk, get an iced mocha, drive around for an hour, have a smoke, drive around, sit on the porch and wring my hands. I have no idea why. Except for maybe Becky. Becky is leaving for Oklahoma, permanente. Sunday or Monday. So Soon. Maybe I’m stressed about that, hence the odd energy/whackiness. I don’t know. I’m gonna miss her though :-/ Monday is Memorial Day, and Tony is thinking about doing a morning hike up Barr Trail to like Barr Camp. Not all the way up Pikes Peak (because I’m out of shape and would die on the ascent), just a morning little hike thingy. If you are interested, please comment below. We are throwing a Beginning of Summer Party sometime soon. Probably early/mid June. It will be good. *BUT* I need your input: should we have a go-to-the-mountains party where everyone drives to some remote location and gets shit faced around a fire and then participates in a wild tent-orgy, or a run of the mill house party? Again, please comment below with availability and your opinion. Thanks!

2003-05-23 09:41:13 – Netheus
Well, I would like to come to your party, therefore I would prefer very much if you had it at your house instead of up in the hills. And I can buy Alcohol for the party this time!!! More importantly- you can go and get smashed in the hills and have a tent orgy anytime you want. My/ our parents used to do it all the time. I don’t know how many of you qualify under the "our" in that last sentence, but I mean my mom and aunts and uncles and dad, and stepdad, and all their siblings, and their spawning partners, and their friends, etc, etc,. My 16th birthday party was like that. We had it at the pavilion thingie at Palmer Park, and slowly the stoners took off for the under brush to take part in their hobby. I wish we could have one like we did that one year at Bear Creek Park. That was fun.