obligatory post

Posted on May 29, 2002 by rand0m

I really don’t have a ton to say. I moved. woo. The new house is pretty nice, and it’s been nonstop people over [except last night] … sure is great to have lots of people over, but it gets pretty tiring pretty quickly. Even for me. People have been donating tons and tons of stuff to the house, which rocks, but we’re still in need of two huge bookcases. Probably going to spend time tonight setting up the surround sound and moving stuff around. And unpacking. Finally. I’m thinking I’ll start working out again. Because I’m fat. And fat sucks. It seems to be a recurring theme recently — people doing things and associating with people that aren’t really good for them. I am excluding Burnz & whatshername on this one, because that one is [happily for me] nice and covered up. I’m talking to you, yes you. You know who you are. Stop doing things and hanging out with people that only bring you down. What’s the point of spending time doing something that only breeds unhappy feelings and uncomfortable situations? Sheesh. I need money. I’ve spent loads and loads of money in the past couple weeks, and I’m seriously considering getting a 2nd job (for the summer) or doing something that will rake in more cash. If you have any ideas on work or independent ventures, please, please, please comment below or e-mail me. Cooking with beer — the best thing a bachelor can do. Made some beer-bratwurst the other day, and holy shit they were good. Made myself a really, really nice breakfast today … Scrambled eggs w/ cheese & salsa mixed in, a scrumptious beer-brat, toast with jelly and a big cup of hot coffee. Sure, it took almost half an hour to make, but it was so worth it to start off the day right. I’m thinking I’ll do some sort of pasta tonight … I don’t think we have any parmesan or chicken breast though, so it’ll be straight up carbs & sauce. hmm. [rethinking that idea]. Update – 4:32p – I was wrong, I do have stuff to say 😉 Another thing … more people should comment! I see that tons of people hit the site, but only a couple comment. So comment! And use a name of some sort, not single characters like “.” *ahem*. And another thing. My work computer died. I think the mobo toasted, not entirely sure — I’m getting an older box from Bob so I can find out what I can salvage and what I can’t. Oh, and Angelo came by and dropped off some speakers for the house, which rocks. Please continue ignoring the whole post above and proceed right to that little blue link below. KaZaA Lite is the shit … downloaded over 100 mp3s today — rock!

2002-05-29 21:25:24 – Master Ha-reed

McKinzey White Bookshop is going out of business – and therefore selling bookcases – might be helpful to stop there, but they’re going really quick

2002-05-29 22:13:23 – Disco X

Win MX > KaZaA Multi point downloading, no spyware.

2002-05-29 23:06:24 – brut

So, I’m commenting! I don’t really understand the whole hanging out with someone who is bad for you. I just found out that my cousin is dating a guy who puts her down all the time and basically abuses her verbally. I don’t understand why she puts up with him. I mean it’s completely up to her… she’s not in any physical or immediate danger. He’s just a jack ass! Hey… does anyone know the exact dates of the cheesecake exchange? And who to contact if I’d want to stay down there?

2002-05-30 01:37:09 – rand0m

nah, Kazaa Lite works really well — no spyware of any sort, and it does the swarm-downloading too … got up to 250+ KBps today due to downloading from like 5 people at once. And that situation sounds fucked up. Damn, people suck.

2002-05-30 01:40:46 – Burnz

No one stays with a person that is a prick all the time. As someone who can be the asshole, and was on the recieving end: There is good. At the end of the day you weigh it, and whether you abuse them or they abuse you. That is why you stay. Bad things come with bright bows and chocolate coating…..and good things are occassionally lurking in a swamp. Now who’s metaphors suck big ass? Still true, minus the gay shit. And for new posters, I would like an introduction. Something breif….really breif because this place can be a real nest of vipers sometimes. Better to not give us too much. Just curious who I am talking at.

2002-05-30 13:39:42 – Girlie

I do believe that sometimes people do not realize what is bad for them until looking back on it. intro- Im Laura… that one chick with the red hair. If you dont know me *shrug* oh well.

2002-05-30 15:19:12 – realbighead

but then you run into assholes like me, who run around telling people when they’re doing stupid shit. And since there’s very little subtlety to the statement "you’re being stupid, ass", there must be some motivation for it that isn’t just lack of awareness. My theory is that everyone secretly wants to be an unstable psychopath. That’s actually my catch-all theory for and kind of human behavior, but it works here just as well.

2002-05-30 15:20:06 – realbighead

2002-05-30 15:21:07 – realbighead

anyone wanna explain why my computer has gone retarded?

2002-05-30 15:22:34 – Disco X

OHST Error? Sorry old Army Signal joke. Operator Headspace and Timing Error

2002-05-30 16:35:48 – Disco X

I’ll have to try it Randall. Does it do Movies as well?

2002-05-30 19:57:18 – rand0m

I’m with Tore on this one … Even though the fucked-up-ness has been highlighted, evaluated and explained directly with the people in question, it still persists. Quite irritating to see someone screw themselves. I think the ‘unstable psychopath’ thing may be a little extreme, but it sure makes sense. Sadly. And yea, Kazaa Lite does everything — software, mp3s, pics, videos, the whole shebang … I waste a good 3 hours a day just downloading stuff.

2002-05-30 21:50:03 – brut

Ok… so, "unstable psycopath". Sure, lots of people are that way, but why? Maybe attention. Everyone is searching for attention, to be heard or seen or noticed. My cousin knows that he’s a jackass and she knows that she never wants to marry him, but she’ll put up with his shit for now. And there is no real reason for this other than, "there is no one else to date…" -I asked- I agree that everything bad comes with good, but there are plenty of people out there… plenty that have greater good sides than bad, so why waste your time with the evils? Introduction: college-bound female

2002-05-30 22:25:35 – b3tti3

Ok, so I’m putting a name. Happy? And you are NOT fat, if you are, so am I. As for the cheesecake exchange, housematt says its off, ’cause nobody wants to go. I told him if he didn’t want to have it there, we could have it at my house. Only one problem with that… no dance floor. Just lemme know what you all want to do. e-mail me.

2002-05-31 00:40:47 – Girlie

Perhaps the possibility exists that although these people realize the stupidity of the situation, they cant let the situation go. Sometimes people just want what they want, and whether or not their better judgement/friends/both tell them its a bad move some part of them still wants whatever it is to work out.

2002-05-31 01:50:04 – Disco X

Beautiful shot of you going down on that soda bottle in the webcam randall. You’re hired.

2002-05-31 12:13:33 – T-Bar and the Love Stain

Mini Post and Comment: First, everyone should own a punching bag. Punching the bag allows me to be an unstable psycho for about 20 minutes. And bare knuckles is my preference. I think people constantly saying, i’m gonna killl myself, should go ahead and fucking do it. It’s like those assholes that said if Bush got elected, they would leave the country. Well, get the fuck out of my country dingleberries! From what I can recall from last night, I think some tight shizzit is going down sometime this weekend at a location to be determined, sponsored by an unnamed foo. Details later.

2002-05-31 13:57:58 – red5

randal, whats the difference between kazaalite and regular kazaa?

2002-05-31 14:11:29 – rand0m

KaZaA Lite doesn’t have any spyware, usage tracking or cpu-using things on it … it’s "clean"

2002-06-01 19:36:04 – Disco Nova

Anyone doing anything tonight? All my friends went to denver and I have no desire to go with them seeing as I’ve been partying in boulder all day and night Friday.

2002-06-02 13:06:21 – Burnz

What is "stupid" is entirely subjective. While you lovely folks are all too ready to reach for the "you’re being stupid, ass" comment. You typically are going off half-cocked without knowing the whole situation. Because you don’t actually want to learn, you just like saying "you’re being stupid, ass". That is just my experience, and why it is a rarity that I take your advice. Something to consider.

2002-06-02 13:35:58 – rand0m

"You’re being stupid, ass" is a simple way to avoid going into the ugly details of fucked up situations. Everything else is pretty true, though. My side is that I’d rather not know the whole deal simply because 1) It’s usually not my business and 2) knowing the whole deal almost invariably puts me in the middle and 3) knowing everything is generally quite depressing in that (a) that particular situation is particularly damaging to multiple parties which isn’t exactly an upper or (b) it gets me down simply because what I know of and see is waaaay better than what I have. Shooting off half-cocked is something that I do a lot. I’d like to think that although it may not be the best tactic, my opinions are often insightful and generally not wildly incorrect. But as we all know, I’m Randal: my opinion means very little and the number of people who actually listen to it, much less contemplate it, is even fewer. However, I have found that although no one openly agrees with what I say, or agrees 100% for that matter, deep down, a lot of people see little fault in my thinking. $.02

2002-06-02 18:13:35 – realbighead

I, on the other hand, am always right.

2002-06-02 18:20:33 – Disco X

Exciting night last night. I overclocked my computer, added two more fans, painted it black, and replaced one whole side of the case with plexiglass. All I need now is some neon tubing and I will be a total geek.

2002-06-02 18:28:43 – Siaokh

I’m quite confused, but Punch anyways. And T-Dawg… Driving range is quite fun too… Smacking the hell out of a golfball is quite a bit of stress relief. -Tim

2002-06-02 18:31:15 – Burnz

That is so fly nova. I, on the other hand, put some neon lights along the bottom of my car, got a VTec badge, the 85 dollar muffler with pointless bridged exhaust, gold trim. All I need is the spoiler and I will be a total geek. And I will tell you, admitting that you comment on a situation judgementally while you don’t have all the facts seems kinda…..stupid, ass. And Tore, I think you just know and so no further will I bruise your fragile ego. I am done with this post.

2002-06-02 18:37:46 – Disco X

Well, I know nothing about cars, so I won’t even touch mine. My roommate even changes my oil for me.

2002-06-03 08:27:11 – Sister

Hey, Rand are you headed into SLC in October? Also that ‘great’ photo looks more like your lighting up a makeshift bowl. (what a great workplace!) Shame you don’t do it more often. M

2002-06-03 11:13:55 – Disco X

Okay Randall, after overclocking the heck out of it, I’ve decided I want a new video card. Whats the best one for under 200$?

2002-06-03 12:17:19 – rand0m

umm … Nvidia something or other? I don’t know, I haven’t bought non-server hardware in almost a year.

2002-06-03 15:32:20 – Siaokh

Avon… it all depends on if you want Pretty pictures, or Fast pictures…. For pretty ones, go with the ATI Raedon 8500 something or other (john carmack likes those) For fast… Go with Nvidia. Voila, problem solved, and there wasnt even a punch involved… Damn… i spoke too soon. -Tim

2002-06-03 16:07:23 – Master Ha-reed

If you want driver support that doesnt suck, go with NVIDIA The GeForce 4 Ti is the best chipset out – but its hella expensive – so I dont think youll find it under $200 Best bet is a card w/ the GeForce 3 Ti – dont buy the GeForce 4 MX as it is essentially a souped up two-generation old chip

2002-06-03 16:30:22 – realbighead

I’ve heard good things about the LSD and MDMA "chipsets", but you’ll only get maybe a week’s worth of "graphics" for $200, and that’s if you’re lucky.

2002-06-03 21:15:51 – T-o-n-y

Yeah, and I hear getting the drivers for those ones are hard to find. You may be able to find them down on south nevada.

2002-06-03 22:59:00 – Master Ha-reed

Although this might cost you more than $200, there are also some other things you can find on South Nevada, such as crazy lunatics who will gladly bitchsmack people when they get annoying.

2002-06-03 23:40:30 – realbighead

and whores. don’t forget the whores.

2002-06-04 13:37:02 – Disco X

Why do I get the impression that we aren’t talking about computers anymore?

Moving and fuckin a, man

Posted on May 24, 2002 by rand0m

So I’ve moved some stuff to the new house — thanks to Tore and Tony for giving me a hand. Other than that, nothing is happening. I still need to move a table, a footrest, my clothes and my TV/Receiver/VCR. It’s going to be a bitch to get the satellite working in the new house, what with trying to make it a clean run and drilling holes and such. Oh, and housematt is gone for the weekend to Seattle — have a good time, sunshine! I’m so tired. Not just physically tired, but tired of the drama. Blech. I’m tired of people who say one thing, and then boldly go forth and do the opposite. I’m tired of people not following through on their word, and I am not so keen on the humongous lack of food in my new house. … … … On another note, it is now policy to not introduce any female friends with relationship potential to any male friends that I may or may not know. They will all be hoarded and shrouded in secrecy. Someone broke the left control key on my laptop. I’m infuriated, but nothing I can do.

2002-05-24 19:16:26 – The Factory

But ben told us that he was gay…… therefore, according to Tore’s logical solution, he is also gay. Yay #1

2002-05-24 22:48:36 – ?

wrong

2002-05-25 14:29:03 – Burnz

You’re right boy. We are fickle stupid things that mean well but just can’t execute the follow through. And you gotta keep the women coming. You are making me very well stocked.

2002-05-25 14:32:11 – Burnz

And the cntrl key worked the last time I used it, so I am pretty sure it wasn’t me. And maybe I should enjoy life more….

2002-05-25 21:22:19 – rand0m

LOL, the not following through thing was not pointed directly at you … even though it’s pretty true. I can’t understand how you can call her a bitch, rag on her, say that it sucks, and then spend loads of time with her and apparently enjoy it quite a bit. Rather two-sided, imo. Ahh well, that’s your baggage. Could have at least told people when you left, though. Just fixed the control key … took out the little metal retaining bar and it seems to be working okay.

2002-05-26 01:34:07 – Burnz

I am actually coming to learn that she is, at least superficially, much nicer than my original impression. And so it was a two sided action. I am starting to realize that it is rare for you to call someone quality and have it not be true. But I am sure I will eat these words the next time the mood takes me. And I left at a badtime, so many apologies for not letting you know as didn’t want to bother you at work.

2002-05-26 11:41:44 – rand0m

omg, someone trusts my judgement? Holy shit, stop the presses 😉 …

2002-05-27 08:18:04 – Siaokh

Punch. Ok… i admit it… i broke the control key with my telapathic powers of destruction. -Tim

2002-05-27 11:34:41 – Disco X

Actually, that would be "Telekinetic", Timmy my boy

2002-05-28 09:34:00 – t

damn nothing like drinking 3 cokes within 5 minutes to get the day started right

2002-05-28 21:43:33 – pinky

nothing like doing three lines of coke in five minutes to get the day started off right.

It’s not procreation, it’s recreation – rand0m.

Posted on May 20, 2002 by rand0m

All right. Because rand0m seems to feel that HPI is more important than you gentle readers, you are getting an update from Burnz. And unfortunately I am between drunks and sitting in a room with people who do not believe in the bangbus. It is appalling to believe there are those so thick as to believe that women would not have random sex with random men on a random bus. Random hippy looking men, kinda grimy and driving a bus. As if there is a fifteen year old girl that doesn’t have a picture of Jerry Garcia in a van over their bed and constantly write “Tim Leary and Sarah 4-ever” on all their notebooks. And tennis shoes. Sunday night, reasonably hoppin’ party going on. Keg. People. Stupid dancing game that Tore is so disturbingly good at that he is making himself gay. Apparently I missed the goodtimes and came in when rand0m was wasted, trying to go to sleep and couldn t because rude fucking people were getting their skromp on in his room — attempting to devirginize his futon, the futon that I had to sleep on might I add. If I were rand0m I would be calling out my crazy redneck uncle that likes to break knees and dynamite stumps to handle liquidating those folks. But it was really good I hear. But just when I get there, the drama comes in like these monkeys are trying to get on broadway. People not happy about women, people on futons, people leaving, people straddling people, people calling people’s girlfriend a bitch. And then, just when I think I am going to have a reasonably fun drunken time shoving a sleeping guy and making him groan, the games start. Now I normally don’t go in on the chicks / women debate. However, sometimes some of you women drop out of mature status and regress into the status of actively trying to jerk you around with their mouth and keep you with their body like a highschooler. This is why you people are crazy. Now I was impressed with the guy that had to deal with this, I think he drank the fuck through it. And from now on, and until I say stop: I want everyone to take a page out of my book and be simple, be direct, and just show a little golden rule “I don’t enjoy your games, you shouldn’t have to tolerate mine.” Compromise. Communicate. Copulate.

2002-05-21 21:40:31 – Siaokh

First Punch.

2002-05-22 20:49:56 – Disco Nova

Who let this whiny fool post? And Randall are you free Friday afternoon? We are trying to have a BBQ when everyone can come.

2002-05-22 21:21:24 – burnz

Big talk from a man that got dumped the night he told her he loved her. How’s that fist fucking going fatass?

2002-05-22 21:55:42 – pinky

hey, randal, you move out yet? i was gonna come see if you needed help, but i had to babysit.

2002-05-22 23:38:41 – b3tti3

If you need help moving just ask, and play nice children.

2002-05-23 02:56:34 – rand0m

Umm, I’m gonna be pretty tired on Friday, cuz I’m taking HouseMatt up to Denver hella early that day. I’ll sleep at work, but I imagine I won’t be 100%. I’ll see what I can do, though. Mind e-mailing or IMing me your home phone? I helped Tony move some stuff, but the only thing of mine over there right now is my unassembled waterbed — that’s what Thursday is going to be for. I don’t think I’ll need much help — two people can move all my stuff in about 20 minutes.

2002-05-23 08:52:07 – Disco Nova

No need to IM, I’m not worried about it. 622 9350. It’s still not set in stone, I haven’t talked to everyone yet… And Burnz, that shot would of hit about 2 years ago. Did you hear that from Randall or Emily? If you heard it from Randall, well, I’ll get over it. If you heard it from Emily, I’m sorry to see that she is losing some of the integrity and moral courage that I loved her for. And the fact that you would whip that out in an otherwise friendly discussion tells me alot about you.

2002-05-23 14:14:26 – realbighead

nice try at being high-minded, but you’re just spouting gibberish… Burnz: 1, Nova: 0

2002-05-23 14:52:01 – Disco X

Wow Tore. You’ve changed.

2002-05-23 14:53:39 – Disco X

Not that I’d actually care to score. Like I said about 2 years ago, that would of hit home and hurt alot. I assume that was his intent. Oh well. Ancient history now. I’m rather more upset by the fact that Tore apparently approves of trying to hurt someone so grievously.

2002-05-23 15:18:39 – realbighead

believe it or not, my intent wasn’t to hurt so grievously… I really really hate pretension, though, especially badly done, and I attempt to crush it when I can. Any emotional component to the whole dealie I laughed off, and really it would be better if everyone did the same. Just keep it to yourself next time and don’t try to sound serious and important; honestly, you’re really really bad at it.

2002-05-23 15:24:34 – Disco X

I think you missed the part about it not really bothering me. I just think it is seriously wrong to try such a low blow.

2002-05-23 15:30:03 – Disco X

Now that I think of it, there is also the fact that someone is apparently telling this little shit about my personal life.

2002-05-23 15:34:29 – realbighead

nevermind… I’ll just concede the match so no one else has to listen… *shriek and thud as the argument falls off the forums to a bloody gruesome death*

2002-05-23 16:47:28 – rand0m

A thank ya … I’m surprised one of you gave in so early. Almost makes me think that realbighead is gay.

2002-05-23 17:28:55 – Burnz

Pathetic is timeless. And that is all I think I have to say. Strange people that get awfully upset about proclaiming to not care….

2002-05-23 18:59:44 – Disco X

When is the last time you had a real relationship with someone burnz? I dated Emily for 9 months before that. Piss off. And it’s not that you have annoyed me by bringing this up, it is your intent by bringing this up. It shows what a bitter, hateful little person you are. Try enjoying life for a change.

2002-05-24 02:38:59 – realbighead

dammit, why is he still talking? As to the allegations of my gayness, I can disprove them with a little bit of the old logic. First: Ben is good at DDR. Second: Ben is not gay. Third: Tore is good at DDR. Therefore, Tore also is not gay. Eat syllogism, mantoy.

2002-05-24 08:19:42 – Disco X

Okay Randall, once again, We are moving the BBQ to next week. Dave got called to work today.

2002-05-24 09:33:42 – rand0m

Disco, that was a bad question — and keep me informed on the BBQ.

2002-05-26 01:38:24 – girl

Hey! Sometimes chicks want both: to be sexually aroused and not have sex. Just because she’s playing with your body and telling you "no" doesn’t mean she’s "playing games" with you. She may be completely confused herself. Looking for something sexual and something more. Or something less. Sometimes the worst thing to do is give in to your sexual desires the first time you feel them. Even if it’s "better" at the moment, what about the future? What about emotions that follow? What about the desire that follows and then the hurt after that? All of these things could be going through her mind…. but… the desire of his body against hers is still strong. So, anyway… girls have conflicting thoughts and conflicting desires… at least some. : )

2002-05-29 12:05:42 – .

exactly

starwars:aotc

Posted on May 16, 2002 by rand0m

Man, Starwars Episode II: Attack of the Clones was insane. What a great movie. I’ll have a good review up once I see it again [probably thursday, maybe friday]. While I’m at it, I realized that the Matrix: Reloaded trailor wasn’t on our cut of the film! So, I went out and downloaded it off the net, and have handily mirrored it at files.rand0m.org/videos/reloaded_teaser_1_64 0.mov … not for the faint of bandwidth, it’s 24MB. Update – 5:42p – Found this hella fun link: http://www.flyguylive.com/script26617.htm … I got up to $3,206,280. Rock!

2002-05-16 03:52:19 – pinky

that movie kicked my ass….i’m going to go see it again and again and again… wooo!

2002-05-16 08:45:32 – Disco Nova

Hey Randall, I just downloaded blade 2, want me to upload it to your file server?

2002-05-16 09:00:36 – realbighead

enough about this movie jazz… Robert Plant opening for The Who on August 24th in Chicago… who’s with me on this one?

2002-05-16 09:52:05 – rand0m

Disco, definitely, just drop it into /upload. who? 😉

2002-05-16 13:51:43 – t

Robert Plant, you mean, of Led Zeppelin fame? hmmm And, it’s official, work just gave me two more CISCO routers. Yeap. I have 3 cisco 2500 series routers just sitting around not doing anything. Gonna buy the CSU/DSU module for one of them, so it can handle the T1 at the new house. Anyone know of someone selling a washer btw?

2002-05-16 16:43:35 – Disco X

I got about 58 megs downloaded when I got a permission denied error. I got around to watching it, it’s not the greatest quality, but it’s pretty good for a divx.

2002-05-16 18:07:19 – siaokh

Punch. Mace Windu = megabadass. Yoda = Super mega badass. Randal is such a drug fiend. -Tim

2002-05-17 02:25:47 – rand0m

w0o! $5,719,789

2002-05-17 02:40:49 – basstard

damn, i been sitting here on the couch sobering up for the last 2 hours listening to the soft tap tap of randal on his laptop… dude just finally collapsed from exhaustion and if YOU think this is bad, wait till warCraft III comes out oh yeah, i didn’t know it but matt keen is a pimp turning out tricks like david copperfield on speed also, heard from craig young that their may be a sys admin job opening at colorado college, and if craig doesn’t luck out, i’m gonna try for the work their

2002-05-17 04:50:43 – Burnz

I am going to have to say, I like housematt, but he is sounding like a major fucking ass pirate. I mean, I can hit anything warm, that ain’t hard, but that little cockgobbler is working some bad fucking mojo. Manners are nice things too. Hey, slick, how about you enjoy what little you can get. OtherMatt advise is that you realize you are a fucking bitch and just stop bothering people around you. Because I have had a couple compaints in the last few days. You might want to think about manning up my "pimp" friend and not fucking people around. It pisses me off, and I can kill your punk ass. Thought for the day.

2002-05-17 07:54:48 – Disco X

hmm, isn’t burnz a skinny little shit? I think I’ve met him before… And Rand0m, I tried to upload blade 2 again, but I got the same permission error. It’s about 700 mb by the way.

2002-05-17 10:28:35 – rand0m

I don’t know why Burnz dislikes housematt so much all of a sudden — you sure seemed okay with it [although it’s whack] the other night … why the change, oh hormone-driven & leashed one? 😉 Disco — I’ll setup a private account on my servar for you to upload to — just e-mail me a uid/pwd to rand0m@rand0m.org. w3rd!

2002-05-17 11:06:53 – Disco X

I could burn it to CD and you can pick it up when you pick up your laptop power thingie.

2002-05-17 12:16:11 – rand0m

sounds like a plan 😉

2002-05-17 13:23:28 – Disco X

I’m having a BBQ at my house on sunday, wanna come? Me and dave just got this really nice gas grill for free.

2002-05-17 14:39:58 – Disco X

ack, next week that is.

2002-05-17 15:03:33 – Burnz

Drunk. No idea what the hell I was talking about. And I could sure take your fatass Disco.

2002-05-17 15:10:54 – Burnz

Oh, and still hormone driven and free agent. Haven’t signed on with anyone yet, bitch. And it is whack. Or something. Fuck you all.

2002-05-17 16:57:38 – Master Ha-reed

That link’s nothin Randal – havent you ever played Dope Wars?

2002-05-17 17:51:30 – Disco X

Please bring it on 🙂 I promise I won’t break you like a twig ;-p

2002-05-17 19:18:14 – pinky

i’m thinkin burnz heard something a few nights ago from someone who had no idea what was going on, but felt it was his business to talk about….and tony, there is a line somewhere, you have gone over it, so shut your mouth.

2002-05-17 23:46:32 – CrazedVisitor

You are all bitches mwuhahaha

2002-05-18 01:33:13 – Burnz

Anytime sugarplum. I’ll be around. And yes, I seem to think it is my business to yammer on drunkenly about whatever is going on with you stupid people and your emotional bullshit. So unless you want drunken posts about it, don’t tell me.

2002-05-18 13:15:47 – realbighead

on my way home…

2002-05-19 09:32:11 – pinky

randal, your page is all fucked up on my computer (wayyy more than usual) and burnz it was good seeing you for four seconds last night.

2002-05-22 22:05:11 – fourdegrees

ok, gonna catch hell for this one… this movie sucked! for crying out loud…i even went into swii thinking i would be disappointed (which is usuallly a sure-fire way to be pleasantly surprised) and was completely turned off. i couldn’t stand this ridiculous, contrived, pathetic attempt at film-making. and i’m not just saying this b/c i think it let down the sw fans, i’m saying it b/c it was a perfect example of ego-driven film-making gone horribly wrong. lucas has shown himself to have no business writing (much less directing) movies. he should have sold the rights to the story to a studio and quit while he was ahead. the dialog was awful (read ‘the worst, i mean worst, on-screen exchanges i have ever seen’), the humor was transparent and groan inspiring, the ‘love story’ was adolescent at best, and the characters were about as well-developed as full-color panoramic film at wal-mart. i’m sorry to sound so negative – wait, no, i’m really not – but this was an insulting installment of the sw series. the only thing that made it tolerable for me was that melissa was there and matt and i spent the whole movie trash-talking how cheesy it was. especially the scene where padme falls out of the ship, tumbles through sand, is left there for an intervening scene, rolls around and groans as if in agony for a few seconds, then is asked, "are you hurt badly?" jumps up saying, "no" and then carries on as if nothing had happened to her. i used to respect portman as an actress, but that one scene just left me saying "what the fuck?!" and more than a little empty inside. another ding is the diction of the actors. it’s as if lucas wanted them to sound natural in their ‘conversation’ but negelected to explain that they needed to pronounce their lines clearly. i couldn’t believe that even samuel l. would slur so terribly in an attempt to sound ‘natural.’ any actors out there care to stand with me on this one? how lame, especially when compared to the dialogue of the first three films…i could choke on a piece of popcorn and still get my lines out better than some of the deliveries in that flick… ok, i’m just about done. ha ha. yoda rocks. that’s the only, i repeat, the only, thing positive i have to say about this movie. even getting to see a bit more of natalie portman doesn’t lighten the cloud of obnoxious, base, cheesy doom shrouding this pathetic flick. don’t even get me started on episode one…

holy shit

Posted on May 13, 2002 by rand0m

Sometimes, you wake up and it takes a second to realize where you’re at, and then you think about your weekend … and then, sometimes, if you’re lucky, the only word that comes to mind is “whoa.” And then, at 8:15am, you stumble home, mumbling “holy shit,” and prepare for your “real” life. Such are the weekends that make life worth living. Update – 9:20p – I really can’t put down exactly how crazy this weekend was, so I’ll put a synopsis up front here … a more indepth, albeit slightly biased view of things is available in the articles section — direct link is here. It’s kinda long. Anyway, the gist is that there was Christine’s wedding on Saturday … I got drunk prior, then was fucked up at the reception … met a great girl named Rocky who is yes, 33. Made out, went and saw live music, went home, got more fucked up. Woke up on Sunday, went swing dancing for the first time [woo!] then met up with Laura, Carolyn, Christine, Rocky and Matt at Denny’s … went back to my place, got fucked up … I walked Christine and Rocky home, things kinda got how they go, and I left there right around 8:15a and went to work … Just read the article … it’s not 100% and is totally biased … I’m so tired, but goddamn, what a weekend.

2002-05-13 13:18:21 – DIsco Nova

You are becoming wise in the ways of the force young one.

2002-05-13 14:16:03 – rand0m

hrmm … [determining if that’s good or bad]

2002-05-13 15:14:16 – LindyBetty

It usually takes me a good 2-3 minutes to realize where I am….

2002-05-13 16:06:46 – pinky

i just realized i’ve woken up at randals house for three nights in a row. i think i won’t do that tonight…lol. and also, this weekend was definitely the shit.

2002-05-13 22:44:49 – Netheus

yeah so my wedding was the shit, and some of you little fuckers didn’t wanna come 😛 um yeah…. Rocky is pretty cool…. went back to her shit head 45+ boyfriend in LA (hasn’t had any sexual activity with afore mentioned ass in 2 years), and didn’t want to leave except her animals were missing her (i.e. dogs, cats, etc.) and we are trying to get her to some back again because her environment is not healthy for her. Anyway, yeah, night night time for me!! (past 4 days= 9 hours sleep, um, fuck that….)

2002-05-13 23:40:17 – Disco Nova

Randall, I’m having another party at my house in a couple of weeks, wanna come?

2002-05-14 00:43:34 – rand0m

LOL, didn’t even consider that there might be some mofo in LA who’d come and kick my ass for hooking up with his woman. HAHAHA. If she wants to come back … umm, yea, that’d be cool. It was the best. Hella good.

2002-05-14 01:22:16 – Burnz

Yay for rand0m. And someone should tell the ass about all the ass (rim shot) because I haven’t broken anyone’s knees in a good long while, and he sounds like limping material.

2002-05-14 02:03:30 – rand0m

I don’t know if telling mofo man in LA is such a hot idea … I mean, sure, she’s incredible in a lot of ways ( 😀 ), but I don’t relish the idea of interfering with her life anymore than being her first one night stand in a couple years … I kinda miss the fact that I didn’t get to see her before she left. :-/ I’ll see if I can round up some pictures of her at the wedding … definitely want to remember this 😉

2002-05-14 02:33:07 – Disco Nova

Wow Randall, you’re turning into a total Slut! And to think, I’m so sedate ever since I started going to school….. And you never answered about my party. You left too early from the other one, noone had showed up yet. I’m making Jello shots again.

2002-05-14 14:22:40 – LindyBetty

Heh… jello shots…mmm sounds like so much fun… its been a L-O-N-G time….

2002-05-14 15:49:52 – Master Ha-reed

CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *head explodes* (sorry – we dont get much broadband here in Manitou)

2002-05-14 16:06:01 – netheus

yeah, so like this fucker in L.A. insults her, tells her she’s worthless, etc… And you see, I could care less that you got laid, I’m incredibly ecstatic that she got laid after an extended period of celibacy.

2002-05-14 16:36:32 – nurseboy

You suck…. I’m really jealous now, you studboy you. Now imagine how much smoother you’ll be when you learn to dance.

2002-05-14 16:37:29 – nurseboy

BTW, didn’t I tell you that you needed to get it on with this chick?????

2002-05-14 18:19:00 – rand0m

hrmm, thanks for the warm fuzzies neth. heh. I’m glad I got laid … I hope she doesn’t regret it at all … she is really good — best ever for me. And yea nurseboy, I guess I’ll have more than just horizontal moves then 😉 and yea, you did tell me to get it on … and there was me, capitalizin’ 😀

2002-05-14 18:39:47 – nurseboy

Oh course she was awesome! She isn’t merely a girl, she’s a mature WOMAN!!!!!! And experienced to boot…

2002-05-14 19:24:59 – Siaokh

Punch.

2002-05-14 21:30:12 – pinky

yeah, the weekend rocked (mine ended at like 6 am this morning! wooo!)

2002-05-15 05:56:54 – pinky

uh, so, MATT KEEN IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. hey, matt, FUCK YOU. wow.

2002-05-15 10:30:59 – rand0m

[ — this space reserved for my dirty laundry and inane ranting — ]

2002-05-15 11:04:15 – Netheus

yeah…… freshman year….. high school….. laura and Carolyn and Matt Blum……. hmmmm….. same situation, new Matt…..

2002-05-15 15:12:44 – pinky

actually, it’s not the same situation at all because i was going after jon daigle (is that how you spell that?) and the only reason he’s a jerk is because it’s not real cool to hit on one of someone’s best friends while you’re there and in lieu of other things. i mean, can’t there be like a two day waiting period or something? fucking bullshit.

2002-05-15 15:31:56 – Girlie

hmm, this makes me think i missed a *whole* lot after i left this morning.

2002-05-15 15:45:05 – rand0m

mind moving that to a private place? thanks! and yea, a lot. 😉

fast tuesday, good times

Posted on May 8, 2002 by rand0m

Tuesday went by pretty quickly. That’s good. I didn’t do any community service, though, which is bad. I find out later today whether or not I can count working on the Jim Null election committee as service — if I can, I’ll be done in just a few days. That’ll be good. Otherwise I’ll be putting in 4-6 hours a day for a while … Today was one of those days that kind of just go by. I put the smoove on to this girl named Samantha … she’s one of the receptionists on our floors, and is 20. She’s looks pretty good and isn’t dumb, so I think I might line something up. Tonight was one of those great nights where the desire to just go out and not be home is strong. HouseMatt and I drove around … we visited the hill by Janelle’s house … I don’t know why I decided to go there, but we did — the memories are fond now, and not sad or bitter. I think that’s progress. Ended up at a pool club called “Sticks” where we played 4 games and Matt completely whooped my ass all night. Good fun. Christina Salisbury’s wedding is on Saturday — gotta get her something. And there’s some potential for some pretty important news [for me] coming up, will have more specifics in the morning. Update! – 7:12p – I worked out a thing with Bob today … so the community service is all taken care of. Additionally, I am offically moving — next door. I signed the papers today with Tony, and am moving from 427 to 423 N. Weber on/around the 21st/22nd — I’m taking a one-time assraping for it, but it’s definitely for the better. Probably won’t have a home phone, but we’ll have a T-1 in pretty soon. [fingers crossed]. The hottie mentioned above [samantha] has a kid. Damn. On a separate note, I have decided that this site is Free as in Beer, and Free as in speech as well. Although I may not like that you read it or that you comment on it, you still should have the ability to do such things if you so choose. Thanks to Tony and Tore for the extremely-often dishing out of on-target advice — precisely when it’s needed. Happy Birthday to my Dad! What a great guy 🙂

2002-05-08 02:05:03 – Reverend

Flop Flop Flop

2002-05-08 02:59:18 – pinky

hey, you all should check out the new eminem song…even though randal doesn’t like, i do. and, uh, fuck finals!

2002-05-08 15:33:58 – pinky

I’m fucking done…aww yes bitches!!!! summer!

2002-05-09 00:04:08 – Nethueus

Fuck your dad (nice guy thaough I am sure he is), it’s my BIRTHDAY!!!

2002-05-09 00:04:53 – Netheus

k, so it’s been over for a few minutes…. but stilll May 8th is my birthday!!!

2002-05-09 00:16:23 – rand0m

… I care about my dad’s birthday.

2002-05-09 00:34:46 – pinky

randal, be nice…. 151 is the shit! and…i’m gonna be out of this fucking place in less than 24 hours! wooo!.. also, tore…i didn’t write down your phone number…email it to me sometime today…or i’ll just call your mom and get it.

2002-05-09 10:06:14 – Mathieu

um, er, yay I’m done now too! I was 11 minutes late to my last final! um, er, I didn’t realize that Saturday, as in *this* Saturday was Christina’s wedding. um, er, I’m stuck in Denver and Fort Collins all weekend, I’m really sorry Christina that I won’t be able to be there :- um, er, Dave Matthews Band on Friday! (though, in shitty-ass seats)

2002-05-10 14:33:34 – pinky

in the tradition of people with misguided or ignorant opinions, the rocky mountain news has almost slandered me, saying i’m racist against white people and some other shit…[L=http://rockymountainnews.com/drmn/opinion/article/0,1299,DRMN_38_1131046,00.html]here’s the link[/L]. sweet!

2002-05-11 05:37:19 – Netheus

I am getting married in a few hours…. oh my fucking god…….I think I might club him over the head, throw him in the truck, and run to vegas….. Carolyn said she would fall over if I did accidently, and I was thinking that if she did, some other people could too, and we could get a thing goin on… Alll the house guests from CA, AZ, etc, went to go watch the sunrise in Garden of the Gods….. crazy tourists!!!! oh my fucking god…. under ten hours…. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2002-05-11 06:22:49 – Disco

Actually Laura, they accusing you of not having the intestinal fortitude or Moral Courage to take a potentialy unpopular stance.

2002-05-11 13:38:11 – Siaokh

Punch. Congrats on the wedding Neth. Although clubbing ppl over the head and dragging them off to vegas would be fun… Just make sure elvis marries you 🙂 -Tim

2002-05-11 14:58:30 – Burnz

Congratulations from here too Netheus. And my sorrows go out to the poor bastard whose real life ends today. We will mourn him.

2002-05-12 22:04:09 – Netheus

Fuck you… his life just started…

2002-05-12 22:04:10 – Netheus

Fuck you… his life just started…

2002-05-12 22:24:36 – realbighead

Twice, apparently.

2002-05-13 00:13:11 – Burnz

Well, life is pain. So yeah, his life has just started…..

2002-05-13 02:42:44 – Netheus

Fuck you Burnz, you’re an asshole. 🙂

2002-05-13 02:43:31 – rand0m

Yup, I’m a happy camper. Rock the fucking hizouse! w0o! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

2002-05-13 02:58:04 – tony

So get this, I’m just back from vegas and a few hundred dollars lighter. I’ve been thinking about seeing attack of the clones for a while, only trouble is, up until a couple of weeks ago, there were only like 18 theaters with Digital Light Projection, the cool new thing lucas filmed the new movies on. Well, I just checked, and there is now a theater in Denver with DLP projector: UA Denver Pavillions Stadium 15 500 16th Street, Suite 310 Denver, Colorado 80202 USA Tel: (303) 454-9086, Express Code: 534 Anyone up for making road trip to denver to catch this movie on friday afternoon, or evening?

2002-05-13 03:49:25 – Burnz

You know I love you neth. Just against marriage. Happy for you though. Wish I could have been there. You did kill a perfectly good guy, You gotta admit that. He done caved in. One step before falling on a sacrificial knife. I would watch him if I were you. Cheers and all that. I give it 2 years before it becomes a nightmare. And don’t be too quick with the procreating. I don’t wanna go to prison for fucking your children.

2002-05-13 20:54:19 – LikwidNyte

Actually, Denver Pavillions has had that for quite some time. I actually randomly went to the first movie they showed with it (Monster’s Inc.) It’s really too beautiful for words. :-p

hrmm … cinco de mayo

Posted on May 5, 2002 by rand0m

Hey, it’s May 5th, and there is supposed to be lots of partying happening. I don’t see any, though, so I don’t think I’m in the right place. Hrmm … Ideas? In other news, I was talking to Tore and he enlightened me to a startling revelation. It is basically this … being bitter about past relationships is a sign that someone still cares too much — instead of being able to chalk it up to experience and laugh at it, it still bugs them just enough to let it get under their skin and provoke bitterness. Similarly [as said in the previous comments], I don’t fault people for being assholes. That’s the way they’re built. I *do* fault people for pursuing things that are bad for them, but that’s their deal. And, if I’m going to be mad at something because I have no girlfriend, the only real place I can point a finger at is me. And you know, I’m too good to rag on myself, so there’s not much finger pointing here. And that’s that. Another thing hit me while talking to the fountain of knowledge known as Tore: Sometimes people just want to say things. Sometimes a person you know just wants to sit down and unload simply to do so. With no alterior motive about using anyone or trying to get a response or anything — sometimes people want to talk about things just to say them, to quantify them verbally, and a lot of the time, they don’t need real response: just act like you’re listening and they’ll be happy. And last but certainly not least, do not go shopping if you have ass on your mind. Went out with housematt the other night to buy some food, and then, because I was/am extremely horny and thinking about getting some, I completely spaced out 40% of our shopping list. So, never shop with ass on your mind, because you’ll undoubtedly miss a lot. Update – 9:25p – Man, some crazy ass hoo-haa happening in Acacia park for cinco de mayo … it was pretty cool.Lots of hot chicks wearing not much. Went by a CC party last night while walking around, but didn’t go in because it was in the process of getting broken up by CSPD. So … not too much real partying happening, but enough interesting things to be okay. Update – 10:12p – I went clothes shopping today. No ladies, don’t gear up your fashion bludgeons yet, I only bought pants. Got them from Old Navy, cuz they’re cheap and heavy duty: 1 pair of jeans, a pair of khakis, and another pair of cargos. I need to buy some new shoes sometime, too. Oh, and I got a haircut. It’s down to maybe 1/8″ all over. Really short, kinda nice. It’ll be on the webcam tomorrow. Update – 1:36a – SGC2C Funny! SpaceGhost – You’re the man! Schooly D – No, you’re the man! SpaceGhost – You’re the man! Zorak – I’m the man! SpaceGhost – No, you’re the mantis! Update – 4:07p, 05/06/02 – I fixed the search page so that it actually searches the site. Go there and abuse it like I know you jackals will.

2002-05-05 22:10:21 – rand0m

Because I know that none of you fucks even bother reading the newspost, and if you do, I know you don’t care, I’m going to start us off by saying that I felt afraid at Cinco De Mayo day because I am white. Yup, felt awful honkey-tonk-ish there. I would bet that minorities feel the same way when surrounded by loads of crackas. hrmm.

2002-05-05 22:17:40 – pinky

i don’t see any reason to be afraid…although, i have frequently discussed the fact that white people are afraid in the presence of non-white people, and i would offer up a reason, but i know you’ll disagree because of misconceptions about yourself and whatever the fuck else…wooo! yay for conco de mayo and a lack of coronas 🙁

2002-05-06 01:36:04 – keener2u

yeah no corona over here and they don’t sell beer at our 7eleven because it is a school zone….

2002-05-06 12:53:38 – rand0m

How’s that for whackass? They don’t sell any alcohol at our local 7-11. That just makes me sad. [sniffle] And apparently Corey is a woman, or so says housemate-Shawn. hrmmmm …

2002-05-06 19:49:42 – Siaokh

1) Punch. 2) How has housematt confirmed this… or did he just say, "Yeah, corey is a girl". 3) It’s only going to get worse randal…. The girls are going to start wearing less and less… and keep treating you the same way. -Tim

2002-05-06 22:50:56 – t

Speaking of fountains of knowledge, I came over to randal’s house one time when it was very quiet on a weekend afternoon. The door was open and so I come in, but there is this strange noise coming from the kitchen fresembling the sound of pigs at the trough in a hungry frenzy. Upon entering the kitchen, what did my eyes see, but Randal fornication, with a lime and carrot… Since, then, I get horny every time I pass the produce aisle in Safeway.

2002-05-06 23:03:09 – realbighead

pardon the question, but tony, where the fuck did you pick up this obsession with fruit-and-vegetable sex? particularly when it involves other people? honestly, half this random crap you unload left and right must be some weird twisted form of self-expression or something, because I cannot see how your obsession with gourds and tubers connects to any of the numerous topics that we discuss, such as [women/people/craig] sucking, or… well, that’s it really, but still. Try to exhibit a little self control.

2002-05-07 02:31:28 – Burnz

Wait, you don’t have sexual thoughts about produce? Where the hell did you grow up? Someone hurt you man. You’re all messed up inside.

2002-05-07 08:04:35 – Girlie

right….somehow i can feel this site corrupting my innocent little mind.

2002-05-07 16:12:09 – pinky

hey, skinhead randal….will you please get 3 star wars tickets? argh…

2002-05-07 16:49:54 – Disco Nova

Randall, why am I getting spam email about listing "my" site "www.rand0m.org" on a search engine?

2002-05-07 17:12:10 – rand0m

what? maybe if you make more sense than a limping hyena I could help 😉

2002-05-07 17:27:31 – pinky

the reason you are getting spam, james, is because your site "ifuckmymother.com" just doesn’t cut it.

2002-05-08 00:38:21 – Reverend

Randy, Corey is a chick.. I heard her talking and she definetly sounded female.. also.. i think she may have gone to palmer

2002-05-08 01:38:34 – realbighead

mike lee’s alive?

2002-05-08 01:43:35 – Reverend

yup… you still a giant hippie? :p

more inane bullshit

Posted on May 1, 2002 by rand0m

I don’t have much to say. I mean, I do, but not here. “oh, come on, put everything on here! please! we know your personal life means nothing, come on!” Yea, fuck you. The reason why is that my personal life is nothing but tortorous misery, 24/7. No, seriously. I’m not joking. Okay, you broke me. Current things of note in personal life:

1. Misc. House issues [chores, bills, who’s coming and going] 2. Chicks. What’s new. And you! yea, fuck you, crazy hag. 3. Women. I Don’t know any really, but I’m sure that they’re better than girls/chicks. 4. Community Service. Don’t have any, looking for an out. Please God Help Me! 5. Clothes. I need some, because I keep destroying mine, either by spilling battery acid on them or by wearing them out.

School’s over, and I don’t know if I’m happy or sad. I’m mostly in the “whoa” phase … I might be taking a summer class or two, depending on my grades. I don’t know how well I did, but I don’t think it’s super-hot. Oh well, that’s how the chips fall. Went to Boulder Street this morning to grab my oh-so-necessary orange juice and ran into Michelle. I don’t know her last name, all I know is that she was/is a friend of Jackie’s/Janelle’s, and she’s a fox. I’d do her in a heartbeat. And she’s not dumb either! Was mildly attracted to her, but there’s no chance with her [or anyone for that matter >-|], so that’s that. But I just might buy some Dr.Martin’s shoes from the store she works at in the mall. So it’s May 1st today, and I’ve decided to clear out my e-mail and such, a monthly thing I do. Inside outlook, I have two main .PST files [or folders to the lay person], one of which is “archive” and the other is “current”. I move all of the stuff older than 30 days from current to archive, then save archive somewhere safe, just in case. This results in a nice, fast outlook, but it also means that archive is 170MB. Anyway, the horrible, terrible part is synching my e-mail between my laptop and my desktop. Goddamn does it suck. Because I have to copy all the files over, delete, import blah blah blah. I sure wish there were an easy, easy way to do it without using an Exchange server. I thought about using IMAP, but that won’t integrate with all my existing e-mail very well. Suggestions? On another note, I have decided that I am wildly ambivilent about airing dirty laundry on my site. I want to, but don’t want to [for fear of what it would do]. And, separate from that, reading some of the Janelle e-mail from forever ago just pulls my heart strings. I’ve been having these weird pangs ever since this bullshit girl situation came up, and even more so once April and I stopped our thing. Hrmm … shouldn’t be dwelling on that, because that’s long dead. On one more note, my dad got a job down here in the springs, so my parents are moving back down here permanently. woo. Update – 10:17p – I sent out an e-mail to a couple people today about exams and finals, and went out on a limb and dropped one off to Janelle. Get this — not only did she respond, but it was actually a pleasant reply. Amazing.

2002-05-01 14:44:04 – pinky

god damnit…women are not crazy and that’s why they won’t date any of you…how’s that for fucking clever 🙂 i have a fucking 20 page paper to write and a test tomorrow…laura= fucked

2002-05-01 16:06:56 – Burnz

Goddamn thing ate my post! If your site were a person, I think I would knock up it’s girlfriend. And women are fucking crazy, and they’ll date me. More evidence to the crazy. I want votes about the dirty laundry issue. I say he should do it and let the chips fall where they may. Burnz:1 vote for dirty laundry. And I found that the heart string pullingness stops when you get better perspective. 😉

2002-05-01 17:48:53 – rand0m

considering the enormous amounts of comments that my site gets, I think the problem is on your end. Are you not the master of fucking up when it comes to submitting something by a webpage, mr. "I deleted a 2 page e-mail through sheer incompetence" ? what do you mean by better persepective? After realizing that all chicks are crazy psycho bitches and writing them all off as nothing more than warm, smell-good things is the best thing I can do?

2002-05-01 19:58:12 – Burnz

Oh, well need I point out that it was your goddamn mail server that ate that fucking e-mail. Does anything over there work? Damn son, I don’t like to use words like donut and lettuce, but I am close, so watch yourself. And perspective I mean that…..well it is a very long discussion, I just mean that your heart strings don’t move when you’re flat broke, working 6 days a week and sweating the law. I prescribe a couple of days without sleep to kinda run your idle down see what comes out. Hard to explain in a little comments box. Just my experience.

2002-05-01 21:44:49 – Master Ha-reed

Her last name is Swanson, in case you cared for fantasizing/jerking off You could try doing the web-mail only route, otherwise IMAP (or some other method that stores mail on the servar) is the route to go w3rd! Randal puts up actual MP3’s!! Does this mean the file server is back up?? P.S. Come to Brighton Beach Memoirs – Thu, Fri, Sat 7:00; Sat 2:00 – PHS

2002-05-01 21:57:48 – rand0m

yea, the mp3otw is up, and yes, the fileserver is back up in all it’s glory. If you’d like a private account, e-mail me the uid/pwd [ha-reed, I’ve got all your stuff still, but need your pwd] and I’ll hook you up: [L=ftp://files.rand0m.org]ftp://files.rand0m.org[/L] As for the play … I’m not busy Friday night, so that just might happen. Ahh, a play and a good drunk = great combo. Thanks for the last name … she’s hot enough to approach — is she single 😉 [please note that I do know that high school girls are bad news. as long as there’s an actual relationship, that is. heh. 😉 ]

2002-05-02 03:34:08 – keener2u

After carefull consideration I have decided that chicks sucks ass and that we will never figure out how to get women we will never get women because we are a one or a zero that we are a zero we are binary a one is too much we must be an asshole and will never be that….

2002-05-02 10:24:00 – realbighead

was he drunk when he wrote that, or did someone go and change English without telling me? this distinction between chicks and girls is entirely arbitrary; it’s much easier to just divide the world into "stupid people that suck" and "otherwise", because the phenomenon isn’t limited to women at all. Plus, that way, instead of just coming across as bitter, you turn into a full-on misanthrope. Oh, and if anyone has any acting tips on being a seductive sleazy type (Don Giovanni, specifically), please pony them up quickly, because I have to pretend to be such onstage in under a week.

2002-05-02 11:40:13 – rand0m

Yea, I think he was completely blasted when he wrote that … and there is no distinction between girls/chicks, only between girls/chicks and women. Girls and chicks is an inclusive term for emotionally-whacked out psycho motherfuckers who have no idea where they’re going, what they’re doing or what they want. As for the acting … umm … maybe slicked back hair? On the other hand, IMAP, with some tweaking on my side sounds like a good idea.

2002-05-02 13:05:05 – t

dang matt be umm getting umm too drunk and writing ummm and he ain’t ernest hemingway (sic) you can act sleazy by doing 2 things, completely relax and give not a shit about what you say, and then always be imagining the most vulgar repulsive things to do to people all while smiling in an arrogant fashion…

2002-05-02 19:05:59 – keener2u

Yes I was blasted completely….you know why..because chicks suck …So yeah I go with the scott adams idea…that there are individuals…and there also induhviduals….nice thing about this is that we can call them induhviduals and they won’t even know it…

2002-05-03 10:10:35 – Netheus

Just delete the old god damned e-mail… or make hard copies and put them in a folder. They just make you sad, miserable, etc., and they take up space an time on your computers!!! And I hope you all got laid on the one day of the year which fertility is celebrated around the world. No Wiccan horse shit here— May day makes for great sex!!!!!!!!!

2002-05-03 10:39:28 – Siaokh

Punch. I’m 21 today. Drunken shenanigans may now commence. wwwwooooOOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!!

2002-05-03 13:27:58 – pinky

happy birthday, asshole [said with laura inflectiong :-)]

2002-05-04 03:35:00 – keener2u

ok it is time for matt’s commentary that’s right the time that matt is totally fucked up and really pissed [commentary/]WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN they don’t know when something is good for them Like Randal and I. We are good people we are nice and we care but no women only want assholes at this point. People they can use and fuck over completely. Yeah randal and I have good jobs we are nice and would help be nice. That doesn’t matter. Women are massicist all they want are people to fuck them over completely. People that will screw them and not care. You know FUCK YOU FUCK YOU chicks. That is all I have to say. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. You don’t know how good you have till you are 27 and have baggage. It used to be that women were happy with TLC now all they care about is TLA which is guys that TREAT YOU LIKE ASSHOLES FUCK YOU. You know maybe I will find a women like linux kitty maybe I will be that lucky till then just FUCK YOU[/commentary] there I amd done bitching for the day I am the ASSHOLE everyone look at the ASSHOLE

2002-05-04 03:36:58 – keener2u

BTW FLAME ON!

2002-05-04 03:42:26 – Burnz

I am a little tired of the asshole talk. Yes, there are lots of crazy women that go for total fucking shitbaggers. But since I am part of the genesis of this whole discussion, I would like to say that being a little aloof isn’t being an asshole. It being prudent so that I don’t run in and get some loony cunt ripping and shredding at me because I made myself available. I find this classification to be wearing thin as it harps and harps and harps. Go hump your fist and quit complaining. You’ll find a warm bed and a Playboy centerfold can beat out lots of women. I don’t see why you are so pissed they don’t want you. It is actually better that way. That is my opinion. I prefer prick to asshole.

2002-05-04 03:52:57 – Burnz

Furthermore, I dislike the implication that the whole appeal of this man is his assholeness. Because let me tell you, brutha, that there might be other fucking reasons besides how nasty he can be to her. Attraction happens with a lot of goddamn variables. And this holier than thou crap is really getting under my (now drunken) skin. This is martyrdome bullshit. It is a reason to hate the "asshole" and rationalize your own lacking by saying you are a nice guy. Nifty, good for you. Some of us play the fucking numbers instead of diving in head first. Try a little distance and rationality instead of the deepened passion you obviously have about the subject. Ok, I am quite done.

2002-05-04 11:16:28 – realbighead

ever think they might be looking for something more than a nice guy with a steady job? one thing I’ve noted (and I ain’t no guru) is that chicks like strong personalities, in general, and being an asshole often gets mistaken for such. and I have to go with burnz on this: trying to blame the lack of women on anyone but yourself is a pretty cheapass excuse. hating assholes for being assholes is no problem; hating women because they like someone else isn’t gonna get you anywhere.

2002-05-04 11:20:51 – realbighead

[wonders how that lost post got submitted before I finished it… continues long tradition of doing 2 posts in a row] I also have to agree with burnz on the rather low percent of women who are worth the effort. While I wouldn’t say that righty (or lefty) and a playboy make a superior substitute, there’s still only a small group of women who are even worth bothering about… if all the others are dating "assholes", who fucking cares?

2002-05-04 13:40:02 – pinky

i just think randal and matt are really jaded. from all the women i know up here and at home dating people, they’re dating really wonderful guys. and all the really nice, wonderful guys up here are taken, yet, all the assholes are single. if by "dating" you mean "fucking" then yes, girls are just going for someone hot, drunk and single, which generally is some frat boyish asshole. so, i think it’s fine to think that it sucks that some men treat women like shit, because it’s quite true. i don’t think it’s fair to blame your lack of women on all the asshole me, though…maybe you just haven’t met someone who’s looking for a nice guy. besides the fact that most people our age are single and not looking for commitment (imo)…who knows. anyway, i agree with tore and matt…if you really have a problem with it, resort to women in magazines and your hand.

2002-05-04 18:01:13 – pinky

me! http://rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_1124346,00.html and christina, logan said you didn’t know if i was going to your wedding…of course i am. stupid bickering on randal’s site doesn’t constitute anything, you know.

2002-05-04 18:07:19 – t

On this subject, I believe I agree with what Tore has to say about women and assholes, that strong personalities are what appeal to women and that assholes get mistaken for this. My approach echos some of byrne’s idea of prudence. But not entirely, as byrnes has been to Australia for a woman, has been laid more recently than I have, and I know of 2 women that were attracted to Byrnes which were total surprises, one being brianna, aka breezy. That one still amazes me.

2002-05-04 20:06:29 – keener2u

I have to say that my post wasn’t an attack on Byrnes but I can see where all the bickering would piss him off. The issue is that what I see down here are really screwed up women who go for guys that will treat them like shit. My experience which probably doesn’t mean too much shows proves this. But maybe I just don’t have that strong character…..

2002-05-05 01:43:34 – Xaero

Techno is NOT an umbrella term. Techno is a genre, just like house, just like trance. Nobody calls all electronic music house, so why call it all "techno"?

2002-05-05 01:49:48 – rand0m

Thank you, "Xearo", I look forward to seeing your oh-so-knowledgable, pacifier-strewn body laying in the gutter after your next X overdose.

2002-05-05 01:57:06 – Xaero

1)research a drug before you decide to proclaim its limits and side affects.. or principal affects for that matter 2)dont do X anymore.. sorry for the disapointment

2002-05-05 03:13:11 – AZN-INVZN

http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_8939.swf

2002-05-05 04:39:12 – Burnz

I realize it wasn’t a personal attack. It was a classification that I didn’t like. Said that my only redeeming quality was asshole. That was all the iron I was packing was being a big fucking asshole. But it be all good. You find some hunnyage. I wish you luck and agree that there are nuts ones that seek just victimizing bastards, and you can take that to the bank. They aren’t the ones you want anyway….trust me. And why do you fucking people change my goddamn name? Byrnes, Burnz, Byrnez….I don’t know who I am anymore. The point was to share how funny it was that rand0m said "your next X overdose". Like he has a string of them. This weekend? X overdose. And no, it is hard to overdose on, but causes severe and chronic depression in later life. Cuz I have researched the goddamn drug skipper. Step up to the plate if you care to take a narcotic swing on the carousel of learning that is my information on drugs. That is that. But I look foreward to seeing your pacifier strewn body after your first overdose on stupid fucking lifestyle. Bling bling!

2002-05-05 04:59:00 – Burnz

And for people with taste in television: Sign the petition to save family guy at http://www.petitiononline.com/savefg2/petition.html

2002-05-05 05:14:40 – pinky

yes! save family guy and then come save the world from evil multinational corps. with me in denver on monday at 4oclock at the corner of 17th and welton downtown…it’s gonna kick some ass, seattle style (according to the news)…or actually, i just need an idea for a sign to take down there, so offer up, bitches.

2002-05-05 06:21:14 – Burnz

I would be there pinky dear, but I have work for an evil corporation…….pretend I am fighting the machine from the inside…..the man owns me. And techno is an umbrella term if you are one of the "real people". You can argue that techno is an offshoot of electronica all you like. In the end, to laymen, it is techno shit. So just shut up and find a group to fuck with that won’t pound you like ground chuck when they find you. And trust me chuckles, I will. You are a goddamn bloody stain to me. Sorry about this post. Craig, I see you, you fucking die. Period. Shiv or blunt force trauma I have had it with your whole little hive-mind group. I see hackerpat, I mail him home an ear at a time. Test my resolve. Oooooooooooo, drunk and pissed, not good. And think about a play with the term corp and corpse. That is the way I would go if I were coherent, Pinky. Think about a new post brutha, this cat is degrading into e-violence fast.

2002-05-08 00:36:26 – Reverend

Actually kiddo… that wasnt craig… that was me. And if the offer still stands for bloodshed with me as it did with craig… any time you want to, just lemme know when. 😉

Class & Stuff

Posted on April 28, 2002 by rand0m

Okay, so I had to take a class for my traffic mix-ups from a while back, so I drove down to Pueblo on saturday morning [after a good drunk] and met up with 5 other people at the State Patrol office down there. The class was actually okay, so it wasn’t a complete waste of time. Met some Monument high school seniors who thought that I, Mr. 19 year old college man, was the cat’s pajamas. Also met a guy named Paul from Santa Fe who had some hella-fine pot with him. He’s going to St. John’s in the fall [w0o] and … anyway, ended up over at his place, took a couple slugs of vodka, chilled, then came back home. Oh, got my bike, found out that the front sprocket is fucked. Just might buy a new one. And on to Sunday. Didn’t really do a whole lot today, besides wake up early and start doing laundry. And then went upstairs to get some water, and I had to wash a fucking glass to get it. I was so pissed that I decided to clean. The whole house. So I spent 6 hours and cleaned the whole place up, which is good. Must have a little chit-chat with the housemates about some pressing issues, though — actually lookin forward to hashing some stuff out. Okay, so I go to 7-11 tonight, and there’s this person who works there, who’s name is Corey. Now, Corey seems to always be working at 7-11, be it a thursday night when I’m piss drunk, or a Sunday night when I’m getting some coke. Corey is always there. Only problem, is that I can’t tell if Corey is a male or a female. I tested this out tonight, by buying the May issue of Maxim [great bathroom reading material] and exclaiming, upon purchasing it, that “holy shit, 36 extra pages of hot women! wOOOoo!” and then closely watching the reaction of Corey. Nothing. Just a blink. So that made me think either that A) Corey is a guy and has read this issue, or B) Corey is a chick. HouseMatt is saying that Corey is a male, and Joanna [enchilida making friend of ben’s] concurs. I was thinking a guy as well, but then the whole Maxim thing … I’ll test it out for sure by going in and buying a pack of jimmies and and then, when Corey says “have a nice night” when I’m leaving, I’ll turn back and while holding up my purchase, I will say quite loudly: “That’s the plan!” The reaction, be it a smile/laugh or a bitterface, will affirm Corey’s sex. I think I’ll get a camera and post some pics of Corey and see what you people think. Funny thing on the way back from 7-11, while talking to HouseMatt and Joanna … I don’t like “chicks” [barring their firm, warm bodies], but I really like women. Because women aren’t fucking crazy. Thanks Joanna for affirming my beliefs! Funny quote of the day, regarding not being able to get any from the uber-christians *cough*Joanna*cough* here in CoSprings: “I should hang out in front of an abortion clinic. Hey, at least you know they’re loose.” LOL Update – 11:57p – Got this link from Zpacekowby — Do You Drink Too Much? I got a 91%/86%, and the following awesome quote: “It is likely that your current drinking patterns are harmful or hazardous to your health and well being.“

2002-04-28 23:16:25 – Siaokh

Punch.

2002-04-28 23:20:02 – Burnz

How about you take drunk Burnz down there and I will ask the she/male what she/he is. Stop fucking about mate. I hate that "Punch" post. Remind me when I come back next to fuck you up.

2002-04-28 23:33:52 – Mateo

erm, just because s/he might give a bitter remark, doesn’t tell you anything about the person’s sex. I think there are a lot of straight guys out there who would be upset at such a remark from you concerning your cockiness about getting laid. Then there is the fact that the guy could be homosexual, and with all the homosexual men I know, a remark like that would get a lot of really mean remarks to follow. have you ever thought of looking for an adam’s apple? Usually that’s a telling sign…at least in my book. I guess there are other ways of doing it that don’t assify you.

2002-04-28 23:58:04 – rand0m

Mind sharing these other tactics?

2002-04-29 00:05:54 – Burnz

99% on the test. They told me some shit about helping myself. So I plan on shooting them. I will tell you when I am a problem drinker. Bitch.

2002-04-29 00:09:35 – rand0m

maybe you should sober up first 😉

2002-04-29 01:45:59 – t

I don’t drink during the week usually, but on the weekends I "drink to fall down" (lead singer of korn) Truthfully, I’ve had a bottle of 151 on my desk for the last 4 months without touching it. Tonight we were burning old computer manuals for fun and I decided it would be fun to throw some half shots full of 151 into the fireplace, kaboom, wow, ha ha, it was cool. So then we take a thick 2" manual and place in the sink, then, we flipped through every 20 pages or so and covered the page in 151 till it was saturated, until we got to the last page. Then, having my assistant carlos ready to close the fireplace quickly, I used my grilling tongs to place it into the fire. Now mind you, none of the exterior of the book had 151, and the fire was very low, mostly hot ashes. Anyway, after quickly placing the well doused book in the ashes, and Carlos closing the fireplace, we waited, and waited, and finally the ashes crept up on the edges of the book, and FUCKING KABOOM, it was awesome, not an explosion really, but more of the entire book just disintegrated. I tell you people, when the shit comes down and they need firemen for station 451, I’m down with the shit. Just as long as I get a steady supply of cheap 151 liquor.

2002-04-29 01:48:59 – red5

Solutions: -Why dont you just cop a feel? or actually…that could turn out bad -Just hang out there till s/he uses the bathrooms and see what one s/he goes in…probably the employee unisex bathroom, huh -Derive which car is hi/ers and post that…there could be some good discussions on that -Once you figure out the car deal, look in it for other clues. -Ask which s/he likes better: smirnoff ice, or killians beer (asuming they sell some of those) or if not, choose two beers in the same two categories…aka pussy fru fru ‘beer’ or actual good beer. i think that last ones the way to go. this hopefully will be some great online communitive detective work…a collaboration if you will. red

2002-04-29 03:34:55 – pinky

who the fuck cares what the fuck sex the 7-11 person is? does it really fucking matter at all in your life? are you trying to get laid by casey? uh, no. also i’m 88%/94% so i got the same quote as randal… moreso, yeah, burnz is right, whoever the fuck keeps typing "punch," fuck off.

2002-04-29 04:26:17 – Burnz

Oh, by the way. Women are fucking crazy too. Estrogen isn’t good at any age. And I am getting a whole "It’s Pat" crush on this 7-11 person. Why did God make me so sick? And some men prefer fru fru alcohol, so watch your mouth.

2002-04-29 13:56:27 – pinky

burnz, you have estrogen in you too. and, women aren’t ass crazy as you are 🙂

2002-04-29 14:04:14 – Siaokh

Fuck you Laura. Punch. Fuck you too Matt. Punch.

2002-04-29 14:35:03 – rand0m

It’s not casey, it’s Corey. And yes, it matters because it’s a serious cause of consternation at the house. Hrmm … must write speech.

2002-04-29 18:59:13 – t

English class sucks

2002-04-29 21:00:08 – rand0m

I gave a speech on Privacy Rights and National ID cards and took a Political Science final … aced the first, probably got a high C on the second. My semester’s almost over — have to take a single final online and I’m done.

2002-04-29 22:19:28 – Neth

Okay, so i have a distinguishable adam’s apple, I drive a butch ass pick-up, I like maxum (sp), and I would wish you luck on your pleasure seeking efforts….. am I a man? I need candy, I might walk down there in a bit…. I’m getting nervous….. What if I fall over at the alter? I always worry that I’m going to fall over whenever I stand up in front of people…. All of my friends are in art school…. they don’t know CPR!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

2002-04-30 00:54:30 – Burnz

Women are not fun crazy. I am one shoe, knife, arrest crazy. That is fun. That is a lifestyle choice, not a mandatory kind of batshittyness like women have. So PUNCH…..now I know what it feels like to be gay, bitch.

2002-04-30 01:33:29 – keener2u

It doesn’t bother anyone else that all that alcohol just went to waste in a fire:P

2002-04-30 04:42:12 – pinky

dude, is siaokh that one kid who goes to palmer? and matt was the first one to bring it up, so he should get the first fuck you…damnit all. and my guess is that 7-11 man/woman would get offended becuse there’s not exactly any smooth way to discren his/her sex, and like i said before, it seriously doesn’t matter since he/she is just taking your money for things you buy. it’s not like you’re getting married

2002-04-30 07:22:33 – rand0m

umm, Siaokh, I’m going to let you handle this one … And yea, it kinda matters, because on occasion Corey hooks me up. A free drink, some chips, other miscellaneous small stuff. It’s odd to say "thank … corey" instead of "thanks man" … as soon as I get a camera I’ll have some pics up.

2002-05-01 09:11:00 – Netheus

yeah, so do you guys remeber that first day of high school when none of us could figure out if Adam was a boy or a girl? And it turns out he was just waiting to be pussy whipped any way….

goddamn

Posted on April 25, 2002 by rand0m

yup, feeling like shit right about now. It has hit me that hey, guess what! Most chicks *do* fit the stereotype of taking joy in being treated like shit. woowee. Okay, in other news, I realized that I need to get some community service done by March 8th. 24 Hours of it, to be exact. So, if you have some hella non-back-breaking community service suggestions, I’m all ears. I’m even more ears if you can think of a way to get 24 hours of community service signed off on without actually doing it. Thanks! Went to Little Bangkok tonight with housematt for dinner. It was decent. A little better than mediocre, but not quite “good.” Decent fits almost exactly. Anyway, I thoroughly recommend going to the Lonestar Steakhouse on 8th street, because it’s hella good. A little pricey for their only-“good” steak, but their ribs are to die for. So that’s my eatery advice for the day 🙂

2002-04-26 00:42:56 – t

24 hours of community service can be best spent in helping the mentally retarded… who doesn’t remember how much fun it was playing dodge ball with the tards… do it, you’ll feel better!

2002-04-26 01:08:12 – pinky

dude, you should call my mom and see if she has anything for you to do. now that you’re all done making jokes about that last statement. yeah, my mom works for a non-profit, so she might have shit for you to do, and it prolly wouldn’t be back breaking, but i can’t guarantee anything. also, i am really really really fucked for this semester. i’d like to thank depression and insanity 🙁

2002-04-26 02:53:38 – pinky

fucking shit, motherfucker. since i have a final the night of may 4th, i was wondering if any of you would like to buy my ticket to the Pop Disaster Tour off me. I was supposed to go, but now I can’t. It was $44…yeah, fuck school.

2002-04-26 15:49:21 – keener2u

dude plus their bread rocks the hizouse!!!

2002-04-26 15:57:29 – keener2u

BTW yeah you are totally right I don’t know what is wrong with women and their I want to be treated badly thing. …none the less I have no idea why people like you and I can’t just treat people like shit…..I think we should go to a class on this….how to bash women class 101..that would be interesting..I think they teach it in the summer at ppcc

2002-04-26 21:24:00 – Nettheepoooo

Yeah, so women bashing eh? You guys should come and see my psyche class some day…. there are like four guys, and they are all quiet, so we kick them like soccer balls…. Then again, the class is made up of women– divorcee, house wife, single mom, southern belle, black panther, me, some moon worshiping naturalist, and 2 girls who haven’t matured past high school. It’s like Luke and the Rancor, baby… Anyway, I already knew you were coming, so I RSVP’ed Laura, Randal, Bryce, and Mike. There will be beer. And chocolate dipped fruits, and a BIG cake, and flowers, and strange people (OH YEAH bAbiEEEE), and only one of my parents is even gonna try to come!!! But I have hired bouncers anyway. Thank you CoS!! Ave!! And Randal— You can read to kids at the Library. At least that’s what I would do… but you’ll prolly get stuck cleaning up the sides of the highway in a bright orange suit. You can also donate money. Pay off the state.

2002-04-26 21:43:25 – rand0m

Donating money is not an option I don’t think. I could talk to the public service place about that … that would fucking rock. Pay like $7/hr, and just cut a $168 check and walk away quite pleased with myself. I don’t think that can happen though. In other news, Friday night, ended the booty call relationship, and … yup, have nothing to do. [sigh]

2002-04-26 23:27:32 – Siaokh

Punch. And on a side note… bootycall relationships are fun for about a week.

2002-04-28 05:07:02 – red5

one of the best quotes my buddy has ever said: "oh shit! ive got to do 12 hours of community service in the next 45 minutes." -well…you’d better hurry

2002-04-28 10:15:41 – Master Ha-reed

no go on that neighbor of mine (damn those moral people) 😉 anyway, if you are actually going to do the community service, you could do some office type work down @ Children’s Literacy Center