Monthly Archives: May 2002

obligatory post

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I really don’t have a ton to say. I moved. woo. The new house is pretty nice, and it’s been nonstop people over [except last night] … sure is great to have lots of people over, but it gets pretty tiring pretty quickly. Even for me. People have been donating tons and tons of stuff to the house, which rocks, but we’re still in need of two huge bookcases. Probably going to spend time tonight setting up the surround sound and moving stuff around. And unpacking. Finally. I’m thinking I’ll start working out again. Because I’m fat. And fat sucks. It seems to be a recurring theme recently — people doing things and associating with people that aren’t really good for them. I am excluding Burnz & whatshername on this one, because that one is [happily for me] nice and covered up. I’m talking to you, yes you. You know who you are. Stop doing things and hanging out with people that only bring you down. What’s the point of spending time doing something that only breeds unhappy feelings and uncomfortable situations? Sheesh. I need money. I’ve spent loads and loads of money in the past couple weeks, and I’m seriously considering getting a 2nd job (for the summer) or doing something that will rake in more cash. If you have any ideas on work or independent ventures, please, please, please comment below or e-mail me. Cooking with beer — the best thing a bachelor can do. Made some beer-bratwurst the other day, and holy shit they were good. Made myself a really, really nice breakfast today … Scrambled eggs w/ cheese & salsa mixed in, a scrumptious beer-brat, toast with jelly and a big cup of hot coffee. Sure, it took almost half an hour to make, but it was so worth it to start off the day right. I’m thinking I’ll do some sort of pasta tonight … I don’t think we have any parmesan or chicken breast though, so it’ll be straight up carbs & sauce. hmm. [rethinking that idea]. Update – 4:32p – I was wrong, I do have stuff to say 😉 Another thing … more people should comment! I see that tons of people hit the site, but only a couple comment. So comment! And use a name of some sort, not single characters like “.” *ahem*. And another thing. My work computer died. I think the mobo toasted, not entirely sure — I’m getting an older box from Bob so I can find out what I can salvage and what I can’t. Oh, and Angelo came by and dropped off some speakers for the house, which rocks. Please continue ignoring the whole post above and proceed right to that little blue link below. KaZaA Lite is the shit … downloaded over 100 mp3s today — rock!

2002-05-29 21:25:24 – Master Ha-reed
McKinzey White Bookshop is going out of business – and therefore selling bookcases – might be helpful to stop there, but they’re going really quick
2002-05-29 22:13:23 – Disco X
Win MX > KaZaA Multi point downloading, no spyware.
2002-05-29 23:06:24 – brut
So, I’m commenting! I don’t really understand the whole hanging out with someone who is bad for you. I just found out that my cousin is dating a guy who puts her down all the time and basically abuses her verbally. I don’t understand why she puts up with him. I mean it’s completely up to her… she’s not in any physical or immediate danger. He’s just a jack ass! Hey… does anyone know the exact dates of the cheesecake exchange? And who to contact if I’d want to stay down there?
2002-05-30 01:37:09 – rand0m
nah, Kazaa Lite works really well — no spyware of any sort, and it does the swarm-downloading too … got up to 250+ KBps today due to downloading from like 5 people at once. And that situation sounds fucked up. Damn, people suck.
2002-05-30 01:40:46 – Burnz
No one stays with a person that is a prick all the time. As someone who can be the asshole, and was on the recieving end: There is good. At the end of the day you weigh it, and whether you abuse them or they abuse you. That is why you stay. Bad things come with bright bows and chocolate coating…..and good things are occassionally lurking in a swamp. Now who’s metaphors suck big ass? Still true, minus the gay shit. And for new posters, I would like an introduction. Something breif….really breif because this place can be a real nest of vipers sometimes. Better to not give us too much. Just curious who I am talking at.
2002-05-30 13:39:42 – Girlie
I do believe that sometimes people do not realize what is bad for them until looking back on it. intro- Im Laura… that one chick with the red hair. If you dont know me *shrug* oh well.
2002-05-30 15:19:12 – realbighead
but then you run into assholes like me, who run around telling people when they’re doing stupid shit. And since there’s very little subtlety to the statement "you’re being stupid, ass", there must be some motivation for it that isn’t just lack of awareness. My theory is that everyone secretly wants to be an unstable psychopath. That’s actually my catch-all theory for and kind of human behavior, but it works here just as well.
2002-05-30 15:20:06 – realbighead
but then you run into assholes like me, who run around telling people when they’re doing stupid shit. And since there’s very little subtlety to the statement "you’re being stupid, ass", there must be some motivation for it that isn’t just lack of awareness. My theory is that everyone secretly wants to be an unstable psychopath. That’s actually my catch-all theory for and kind of human behavior, but it works here just as well.
2002-05-30 15:21:07 – realbighead
anyone wanna explain why my computer has gone retarded?
2002-05-30 15:22:34 – Disco X
OHST Error? Sorry old Army Signal joke. Operator Headspace and Timing Error
2002-05-30 16:35:48 – Disco X
I’ll have to try it Randall. Does it do Movies as well?
2002-05-30 19:57:18 – rand0m
I’m with Tore on this one … Even though the fucked-up-ness has been highlighted, evaluated and explained directly with the people in question, it still persists. Quite irritating to see someone screw themselves. I think the ‘unstable psychopath’ thing may be a little extreme, but it sure makes sense. Sadly. And yea, Kazaa Lite does everything — software, mp3s, pics, videos, the whole shebang … I waste a good 3 hours a day just downloading stuff.
2002-05-30 21:50:03 – brut
Ok… so, "unstable psycopath". Sure, lots of people are that way, but why? Maybe attention. Everyone is searching for attention, to be heard or seen or noticed. My cousin knows that he’s a jackass and she knows that she never wants to marry him, but she’ll put up with his shit for now. And there is no real reason for this other than, "there is no one else to date…" -I asked- I agree that everything bad comes with good, but there are plenty of people out there… plenty that have greater good sides than bad, so why waste your time with the evils? Introduction: college-bound female
2002-05-30 22:25:35 – b3tti3
Ok, so I’m putting a name. Happy? And you are NOT fat, if you are, so am I. As for the cheesecake exchange, housematt says its off, ’cause nobody wants to go. I told him if he didn’t want to have it there, we could have it at my house. Only one problem with that… no dance floor. Just lemme know what you all want to do. e-mail me.
2002-05-31 00:40:47 – Girlie
Perhaps the possibility exists that although these people realize the stupidity of the situation, they cant let the situation go. Sometimes people just want what they want, and whether or not their better judgement/friends/both tell them its a bad move some part of them still wants whatever it is to work out.
2002-05-31 01:50:04 – Disco X
Beautiful shot of you going down on that soda bottle in the webcam randall. You’re hired.
2002-05-31 12:13:33 – T-Bar and the Love Stain
Mini Post and Comment: First, everyone should own a punching bag. Punching the bag allows me to be an unstable psycho for about 20 minutes. And bare knuckles is my preference. I think people constantly saying, i’m gonna killl myself, should go ahead and fucking do it. It’s like those assholes that said if Bush got elected, they would leave the country. Well, get the fuck out of my country dingleberries! From what I can recall from last night, I think some tight shizzit is going down sometime this weekend at a location to be determined, sponsored by an unnamed foo. Details later.
2002-05-31 13:57:58 – red5
randal, whats the difference between kazaalite and regular kazaa?
2002-05-31 14:11:29 – rand0m
KaZaA Lite doesn’t have any spyware, usage tracking or cpu-using things on it … it’s "clean"
2002-06-01 19:36:04 – Disco Nova
Anyone doing anything tonight? All my friends went to denver and I have no desire to go with them seeing as I’ve been partying in boulder all day and night Friday.
2002-06-02 13:06:21 – Burnz
What is "stupid" is entirely subjective. While you lovely folks are all too ready to reach for the "you’re being stupid, ass" comment. You typically are going off half-cocked without knowing the whole situation. Because you don’t actually want to learn, you just like saying "you’re being stupid, ass". That is just my experience, and why it is a rarity that I take your advice. Something to consider.
2002-06-02 13:35:58 – rand0m
"You’re being stupid, ass" is a simple way to avoid going into the ugly details of fucked up situations. Everything else is pretty true, though. My side is that I’d rather not know the whole deal simply because 1) It’s usually not my business and 2) knowing the whole deal almost invariably puts me in the middle and 3) knowing everything is generally quite depressing in that (a) that particular situation is particularly damaging to multiple parties which isn’t exactly an upper or (b) it gets me down simply because what I know of and see is waaaay better than what I have. Shooting off half-cocked is something that I do a lot. I’d like to think that although it may not be the best tactic, my opinions are often insightful and generally not wildly incorrect. But as we all know, I’m Randal: my opinion means very little and the number of people who actually listen to it, much less contemplate it, is even fewer. However, I have found that although no one openly agrees with what I say, or agrees 100% for that matter, deep down, a lot of people see little fault in my thinking. $.02
2002-06-02 18:13:35 – realbighead
I, on the other hand, am always right.
2002-06-02 18:20:33 – Disco X
Exciting night last night. I overclocked my computer, added two more fans, painted it black, and replaced one whole side of the case with plexiglass. All I need now is some neon tubing and I will be a total geek.
2002-06-02 18:28:43 – Siaokh
I’m quite confused, but Punch anyways. And T-Dawg… Driving range is quite fun too… Smacking the hell out of a golfball is quite a bit of stress relief. -Tim
2002-06-02 18:31:15 – Burnz
That is so fly nova. I, on the other hand, put some neon lights along the bottom of my car, got a VTec badge, the 85 dollar muffler with pointless bridged exhaust, gold trim. All I need is the spoiler and I will be a total geek. And I will tell you, admitting that you comment on a situation judgementally while you don’t have all the facts seems kinda…..stupid, ass. And Tore, I think you just know and so no further will I bruise your fragile ego. I am done with this post.
2002-06-02 18:37:46 – Disco X
Well, I know nothing about cars, so I won’t even touch mine. My roommate even changes my oil for me.
2002-06-03 08:27:11 – Sister
Hey, Rand are you headed into SLC in October? Also that ‘great’ photo looks more like your lighting up a makeshift bowl. (what a great workplace!) Shame you don’t do it more often. M
2002-06-03 11:13:55 – Disco X
Okay Randall, after overclocking the heck out of it, I’ve decided I want a new video card. Whats the best one for under 200$?
2002-06-03 12:17:19 – rand0m
umm … Nvidia something or other? I don’t know, I haven’t bought non-server hardware in almost a year.
2002-06-03 15:32:20 – Siaokh
Avon… it all depends on if you want Pretty pictures, or Fast pictures…. For pretty ones, go with the ATI Raedon 8500 something or other (john carmack likes those) For fast… Go with Nvidia. Voila, problem solved, and there wasnt even a punch involved… Damn… i spoke too soon. -Tim
2002-06-03 16:07:23 – Master Ha-reed
If you want driver support that doesnt suck, go with NVIDIA The GeForce 4 Ti is the best chipset out – but its hella expensive – so I dont think youll find it under $200 Best bet is a card w/ the GeForce 3 Ti – dont buy the GeForce 4 MX as it is essentially a souped up two-generation old chip
2002-06-03 16:30:22 – realbighead
I’ve heard good things about the LSD and MDMA "chipsets", but you’ll only get maybe a week’s worth of "graphics" for $200, and that’s if you’re lucky.
2002-06-03 21:15:51 – T-o-n-y
Yeah, and I hear getting the drivers for those ones are hard to find. You may be able to find them down on south nevada.
2002-06-03 22:59:00 – Master Ha-reed
Although this might cost you more than $200, there are also some other things you can find on South Nevada, such as crazy lunatics who will gladly bitchsmack people when they get annoying.
2002-06-03 23:40:30 – realbighead
and whores. don’t forget the whores.
2002-06-04 13:37:02 – Disco X
Why do I get the impression that we aren’t talking about computers anymore?

Moving and fuckin a, man

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So I’ve moved some stuff to the new house — thanks to Tore and Tony for giving me a hand. Other than that, nothing is happening. I still need to move a table, a footrest, my clothes and my TV/Receiver/VCR. It’s going to be a bitch to get the satellite working in the new house, what with trying to make it a clean run and drilling holes and such. Oh, and housematt is gone for the weekend to Seattle — have a good time, sunshine! I’m so tired. Not just physically tired, but tired of the drama. Blech. I’m tired of people who say one thing, and then boldly go forth and do the opposite. I’m tired of people not following through on their word, and I am not so keen on the humongous lack of food in my new house. … … … On another note, it is now policy to not introduce any female friends with relationship potential to any male friends that I may or may not know. They will all be hoarded and shrouded in secrecy. Someone broke the left control key on my laptop. I’m infuriated, but nothing I can do.

2002-05-24 19:16:26 – The Factory
But ben told us that he was gay…… therefore, according to Tore’s logical solution, he is also gay. Yay #1
2002-05-24 22:48:36 – ?
wrong
2002-05-25 14:29:03 – Burnz
You’re right boy. We are fickle stupid things that mean well but just can’t execute the follow through. And you gotta keep the women coming. You are making me very well stocked.
2002-05-25 14:32:11 – Burnz
And the cntrl key worked the last time I used it, so I am pretty sure it wasn’t me. And maybe I should enjoy life more….
2002-05-25 21:22:19 – rand0m
LOL, the not following through thing was not pointed directly at you … even though it’s pretty true. I can’t understand how you can call her a bitch, rag on her, say that it sucks, and then spend loads of time with her and apparently enjoy it quite a bit. Rather two-sided, imo. Ahh well, that’s your baggage. Could have at least told people when you left, though. Just fixed the control key … took out the little metal retaining bar and it seems to be working okay.
2002-05-26 01:34:07 – Burnz
I am actually coming to learn that she is, at least superficially, much nicer than my original impression. And so it was a two sided action. I am starting to realize that it is rare for you to call someone quality and have it not be true. But I am sure I will eat these words the next time the mood takes me. And I left at a badtime, so many apologies for not letting you know as didn’t want to bother you at work.
2002-05-26 11:41:44 – rand0m
omg, someone trusts my judgement? Holy shit, stop the presses 😉 …
2002-05-27 08:18:04 – Siaokh
Punch. Ok… i admit it… i broke the control key with my telapathic powers of destruction. -Tim
2002-05-27 11:34:41 – Disco X
Actually, that would be "Telekinetic", Timmy my boy
2002-05-28 09:34:00 – t
damn nothing like drinking 3 cokes within 5 minutes to get the day started right
2002-05-28 21:43:33 – pinky
nothing like doing three lines of coke in five minutes to get the day started off right.

It’s not procreation, it’s recreation – rand0m.

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All right. Because rand0m seems to feel that HPI is more important than you gentle readers, you are getting an update from Burnz. And unfortunately I am between drunks and sitting in a room with people who do not believe in the bangbus. It is appalling to believe there are those so thick as to believe that women would not have random sex with random men on a random bus. Random hippy looking men, kinda grimy and driving a bus. As if there is a fifteen year old girl that doesn’t have a picture of Jerry Garcia in a van over their bed and constantly write “Tim Leary and Sarah 4-ever” on all their notebooks. And tennis shoes. Sunday night, reasonably hoppin’ party going on. Keg. People. Stupid dancing game that Tore is so disturbingly good at that he is making himself gay. Apparently I missed the goodtimes and came in when rand0m was wasted, trying to go to sleep and couldn t because rude fucking people were getting their skromp on in his room — attempting to devirginize his futon, the futon that I had to sleep on might I add. If I were rand0m I would be calling out my crazy redneck uncle that likes to break knees and dynamite stumps to handle liquidating those folks. But it was really good I hear. But just when I get there, the drama comes in like these monkeys are trying to get on broadway. People not happy about women, people on futons, people leaving, people straddling people, people calling people’s girlfriend a bitch. And then, just when I think I am going to have a reasonably fun drunken time shoving a sleeping guy and making him groan, the games start. Now I normally don’t go in on the chicks / women debate. However, sometimes some of you women drop out of mature status and regress into the status of actively trying to jerk you around with their mouth and keep you with their body like a highschooler. This is why you people are crazy. Now I was impressed with the guy that had to deal with this, I think he drank the fuck through it. And from now on, and until I say stop: I want everyone to take a page out of my book and be simple, be direct, and just show a little golden rule “I don’t enjoy your games, you shouldn’t have to tolerate mine.” Compromise. Communicate. Copulate.

2002-05-21 21:40:31 – Siaokh
First Punch.
2002-05-22 20:49:56 – Disco Nova
Who let this whiny fool post? And Randall are you free Friday afternoon? We are trying to have a BBQ when everyone can come.
2002-05-22 21:21:24 – burnz
Big talk from a man that got dumped the night he told her he loved her. How’s that fist fucking going fatass?
2002-05-22 21:55:42 – pinky
hey, randal, you move out yet? i was gonna come see if you needed help, but i had to babysit.
2002-05-22 23:38:41 – b3tti3
If you need help moving just ask, and play nice children.
2002-05-23 02:56:34 – rand0m
Umm, I’m gonna be pretty tired on Friday, cuz I’m taking HouseMatt up to Denver hella early that day. I’ll sleep at work, but I imagine I won’t be 100%. I’ll see what I can do, though. Mind e-mailing or IMing me your home phone? I helped Tony move some stuff, but the only thing of mine over there right now is my unassembled waterbed — that’s what Thursday is going to be for. I don’t think I’ll need much help — two people can move all my stuff in about 20 minutes.
2002-05-23 08:52:07 – Disco Nova
No need to IM, I’m not worried about it. 622 9350. It’s still not set in stone, I haven’t talked to everyone yet… And Burnz, that shot would of hit about 2 years ago. Did you hear that from Randall or Emily? If you heard it from Randall, well, I’ll get over it. If you heard it from Emily, I’m sorry to see that she is losing some of the integrity and moral courage that I loved her for. And the fact that you would whip that out in an otherwise friendly discussion tells me alot about you.
2002-05-23 14:14:26 – realbighead
nice try at being high-minded, but you’re just spouting gibberish… Burnz: 1, Nova: 0
2002-05-23 14:52:01 – Disco X
Wow Tore. You’ve changed.
2002-05-23 14:53:39 – Disco X
Not that I’d actually care to score. Like I said about 2 years ago, that would of hit home and hurt alot. I assume that was his intent. Oh well. Ancient history now. I’m rather more upset by the fact that Tore apparently approves of trying to hurt someone so grievously.
2002-05-23 15:18:39 – realbighead
believe it or not, my intent wasn’t to hurt so grievously… I really really hate pretension, though, especially badly done, and I attempt to crush it when I can. Any emotional component to the whole dealie I laughed off, and really it would be better if everyone did the same. Just keep it to yourself next time and don’t try to sound serious and important; honestly, you’re really really bad at it.
2002-05-23 15:24:34 – Disco X
I think you missed the part about it not really bothering me. I just think it is seriously wrong to try such a low blow.
2002-05-23 15:30:03 – Disco X
Now that I think of it, there is also the fact that someone is apparently telling this little shit about my personal life.
2002-05-23 15:34:29 – realbighead
nevermind… I’ll just concede the match so no one else has to listen… *shriek and thud as the argument falls off the forums to a bloody gruesome death*
2002-05-23 16:47:28 – rand0m
A thank ya … I’m surprised one of you gave in so early. Almost makes me think that realbighead is gay.
2002-05-23 17:28:55 – Burnz
Pathetic is timeless. And that is all I think I have to say. Strange people that get awfully upset about proclaiming to not care….
2002-05-23 18:59:44 – Disco X
When is the last time you had a real relationship with someone burnz? I dated Emily for 9 months before that. Piss off. And it’s not that you have annoyed me by bringing this up, it is your intent by bringing this up. It shows what a bitter, hateful little person you are. Try enjoying life for a change.
2002-05-24 02:38:59 – realbighead
dammit, why is he still talking? As to the allegations of my gayness, I can disprove them with a little bit of the old logic. First: Ben is good at DDR. Second: Ben is not gay. Third: Tore is good at DDR. Therefore, Tore also is not gay. Eat syllogism, mantoy.
2002-05-24 08:19:42 – Disco X
Okay Randall, once again, We are moving the BBQ to next week. Dave got called to work today.
2002-05-24 09:33:42 – rand0m
Disco, that was a bad question — and keep me informed on the BBQ.
2002-05-26 01:38:24 – girl
Hey! Sometimes chicks want both: to be sexually aroused and not have sex. Just because she’s playing with your body and telling you "no" doesn’t mean she’s "playing games" with you. She may be completely confused herself. Looking for something sexual and something more. Or something less. Sometimes the worst thing to do is give in to your sexual desires the first time you feel them. Even if it’s "better" at the moment, what about the future? What about emotions that follow? What about the desire that follows and then the hurt after that? All of these things could be going through her mind…. but… the desire of his body against hers is still strong. So, anyway… girls have conflicting thoughts and conflicting desires… at least some. : )
2002-05-29 12:05:42 – .
exactly

starwars:aotc

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Man, Starwars Episode II: Attack of the Clones was insane. What a great movie. I’ll have a good review up once I see it again [probably thursday, maybe friday]. While I’m at it, I realized that the Matrix: Reloaded trailor wasn’t on our cut of the film! So, I went out and downloaded it off the net, and have handily mirrored it at files.rand0m.org/videos/reloaded_teaser_1_64 0.mov … not for the faint of bandwidth, it’s 24MB. Update – 5:42p – Found this hella fun link: http://www.flyguylive.com/script26617.htm … I got up to $3,206,280. Rock!

2002-05-16 03:52:19 – pinky
that movie kicked my ass….i’m going to go see it again and again and again… wooo!
2002-05-16 08:45:32 – Disco Nova
Hey Randall, I just downloaded blade 2, want me to upload it to your file server?
2002-05-16 09:00:36 – realbighead
enough about this movie jazz… Robert Plant opening for The Who on August 24th in Chicago… who’s with me on this one?
2002-05-16 09:52:05 – rand0m
Disco, definitely, just drop it into /upload. who? 😉
2002-05-16 13:51:43 – t
Robert Plant, you mean, of Led Zeppelin fame? hmmm And, it’s official, work just gave me two more CISCO routers. Yeap. I have 3 cisco 2500 series routers just sitting around not doing anything. Gonna buy the CSU/DSU module for one of them, so it can handle the T1 at the new house. Anyone know of someone selling a washer btw?
2002-05-16 16:43:35 – Disco X
I got about 58 megs downloaded when I got a permission denied error. I got around to watching it, it’s not the greatest quality, but it’s pretty good for a divx.
2002-05-16 18:07:19 – siaokh
Punch. Mace Windu = megabadass. Yoda = Super mega badass. Randal is such a drug fiend. -Tim
2002-05-17 02:25:47 – rand0m
w0o! $5,719,789
2002-05-17 02:40:49 – basstard
damn, i been sitting here on the couch sobering up for the last 2 hours listening to the soft tap tap of randal on his laptop… dude just finally collapsed from exhaustion and if YOU think this is bad, wait till warCraft III comes out oh yeah, i didn’t know it but matt keen is a pimp turning out tricks like david copperfield on speed also, heard from craig young that their may be a sys admin job opening at colorado college, and if craig doesn’t luck out, i’m gonna try for the work their
2002-05-17 04:50:43 – Burnz
I am going to have to say, I like housematt, but he is sounding like a major fucking ass pirate. I mean, I can hit anything warm, that ain’t hard, but that little cockgobbler is working some bad fucking mojo. Manners are nice things too. Hey, slick, how about you enjoy what little you can get. OtherMatt advise is that you realize you are a fucking bitch and just stop bothering people around you. Because I have had a couple compaints in the last few days. You might want to think about manning up my "pimp" friend and not fucking people around. It pisses me off, and I can kill your punk ass. Thought for the day.
2002-05-17 07:54:48 – Disco X
hmm, isn’t burnz a skinny little shit? I think I’ve met him before… And Rand0m, I tried to upload blade 2 again, but I got the same permission error. It’s about 700 mb by the way.
2002-05-17 10:28:35 – rand0m
I don’t know why Burnz dislikes housematt so much all of a sudden — you sure seemed okay with it [although it’s whack] the other night … why the change, oh hormone-driven & leashed one? 😉 Disco — I’ll setup a private account on my servar for you to upload to — just e-mail me a uid/pwd to rand0m@rand0m.org. w3rd!
2002-05-17 11:06:53 – Disco X
I could burn it to CD and you can pick it up when you pick up your laptop power thingie.
2002-05-17 12:16:11 – rand0m
sounds like a plan 😉
2002-05-17 13:23:28 – Disco X
I’m having a BBQ at my house on sunday, wanna come? Me and dave just got this really nice gas grill for free.
2002-05-17 14:39:58 – Disco X
ack, next week that is.
2002-05-17 15:03:33 – Burnz
Drunk. No idea what the hell I was talking about. And I could sure take your fatass Disco.
2002-05-17 15:10:54 – Burnz
Oh, and still hormone driven and free agent. Haven’t signed on with anyone yet, bitch. And it is whack. Or something. Fuck you all.
2002-05-17 16:57:38 – Master Ha-reed
That link’s nothin Randal – havent you ever played Dope Wars?
2002-05-17 17:51:30 – Disco X
Please bring it on 🙂 I promise I won’t break you like a twig ;-p
2002-05-17 19:18:14 – pinky
i’m thinkin burnz heard something a few nights ago from someone who had no idea what was going on, but felt it was his business to talk about….and tony, there is a line somewhere, you have gone over it, so shut your mouth.
2002-05-17 23:46:32 – CrazedVisitor
You are all bitches mwuhahaha
2002-05-18 01:33:13 – Burnz
Anytime sugarplum. I’ll be around. And yes, I seem to think it is my business to yammer on drunkenly about whatever is going on with you stupid people and your emotional bullshit. So unless you want drunken posts about it, don’t tell me.
2002-05-18 13:15:47 – realbighead
on my way home…
2002-05-19 09:32:11 – pinky
randal, your page is all fucked up on my computer (wayyy more than usual) and burnz it was good seeing you for four seconds last night.
2002-05-22 22:05:11 – fourdegrees
ok, gonna catch hell for this one… this movie sucked! for crying out loud…i even went into swii thinking i would be disappointed (which is usuallly a sure-fire way to be pleasantly surprised) and was completely turned off. i couldn’t stand this ridiculous, contrived, pathetic attempt at film-making. and i’m not just saying this b/c i think it let down the sw fans, i’m saying it b/c it was a perfect example of ego-driven film-making gone horribly wrong. lucas has shown himself to have no business writing (much less directing) movies. he should have sold the rights to the story to a studio and quit while he was ahead. the dialog was awful (read ‘the worst, i mean worst, on-screen exchanges i have ever seen’), the humor was transparent and groan inspiring, the ‘love story’ was adolescent at best, and the characters were about as well-developed as full-color panoramic film at wal-mart. i’m sorry to sound so negative – wait, no, i’m really not – but this was an insulting installment of the sw series. the only thing that made it tolerable for me was that melissa was there and matt and i spent the whole movie trash-talking how cheesy it was. especially the scene where padme falls out of the ship, tumbles through sand, is left there for an intervening scene, rolls around and groans as if in agony for a few seconds, then is asked, "are you hurt badly?" jumps up saying, "no" and then carries on as if nothing had happened to her. i used to respect portman as an actress, but that one scene just left me saying "what the fuck?!" and more than a little empty inside. another ding is the diction of the actors. it’s as if lucas wanted them to sound natural in their ‘conversation’ but negelected to explain that they needed to pronounce their lines clearly. i couldn’t believe that even samuel l. would slur so terribly in an attempt to sound ‘natural.’ any actors out there care to stand with me on this one? how lame, especially when compared to the dialogue of the first three films…i could choke on a piece of popcorn and still get my lines out better than some of the deliveries in that flick… ok, i’m just about done. ha ha. yoda rocks. that’s the only, i repeat, the only, thing positive i have to say about this movie. even getting to see a bit more of natalie portman doesn’t lighten the cloud of obnoxious, base, cheesy doom shrouding this pathetic flick. don’t even get me started on episode one…

holy shit

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Sometimes, you wake up and it takes a second to realize where you’re at, and then you think about your weekend … and then, sometimes, if you’re lucky, the only word that comes to mind is “whoa.” And then, at 8:15am, you stumble home, mumbling “holy shit,” and prepare for your “real” life. Such are the weekends that make life worth living. Update – 9:20p – I really can’t put down exactly how crazy this weekend was, so I’ll put a synopsis up front here … a more indepth, albeit slightly biased view of things is available in the articles section — direct link is here. It’s kinda long. Anyway, the gist is that there was Christine’s wedding on Saturday … I got drunk prior, then was fucked up at the reception … met a great girl named Rocky who is yes, 33. Made out, went and saw live music, went home, got more fucked up. Woke up on Sunday, went swing dancing for the first time [woo!] then met up with Laura, Carolyn, Christine, Rocky and Matt at Denny’s … went back to my place, got fucked up … I walked Christine and Rocky home, things kinda got how they go, and I left there right around 8:15a and went to work … Just read the article … it’s not 100% and is totally biased … I’m so tired, but goddamn, what a weekend.

2002-05-13 13:18:21 – DIsco Nova
You are becoming wise in the ways of the force young one.
2002-05-13 14:16:03 – rand0m
hrmm … [determining if that’s good or bad]
2002-05-13 15:14:16 – LindyBetty
It usually takes me a good 2-3 minutes to realize where I am….
2002-05-13 16:06:46 – pinky
i just realized i’ve woken up at randals house for three nights in a row. i think i won’t do that tonight…lol. and also, this weekend was definitely the shit.
2002-05-13 22:44:49 – Netheus
yeah so my wedding was the shit, and some of you little fuckers didn’t wanna come 😛 um yeah…. Rocky is pretty cool…. went back to her shit head 45+ boyfriend in LA (hasn’t had any sexual activity with afore mentioned ass in 2 years), and didn’t want to leave except her animals were missing her (i.e. dogs, cats, etc.) and we are trying to get her to some back again because her environment is not healthy for her. Anyway, yeah, night night time for me!! (past 4 days= 9 hours sleep, um, fuck that….)
2002-05-13 23:40:17 – Disco Nova
Randall, I’m having another party at my house in a couple of weeks, wanna come?
2002-05-14 00:43:34 – rand0m
LOL, didn’t even consider that there might be some mofo in LA who’d come and kick my ass for hooking up with his woman. HAHAHA. If she wants to come back … umm, yea, that’d be cool. It was the best. Hella good.
2002-05-14 01:22:16 – Burnz
Yay for rand0m. And someone should tell the ass about all the ass (rim shot) because I haven’t broken anyone’s knees in a good long while, and he sounds like limping material.
2002-05-14 02:03:30 – rand0m
I don’t know if telling mofo man in LA is such a hot idea … I mean, sure, she’s incredible in a lot of ways ( 😀 ), but I don’t relish the idea of interfering with her life anymore than being her first one night stand in a couple years … I kinda miss the fact that I didn’t get to see her before she left. :-/ I’ll see if I can round up some pictures of her at the wedding … definitely want to remember this 😉
2002-05-14 02:33:07 – Disco Nova
Wow Randall, you’re turning into a total Slut! And to think, I’m so sedate ever since I started going to school….. And you never answered about my party. You left too early from the other one, noone had showed up yet. I’m making Jello shots again.
2002-05-14 14:22:40 – LindyBetty
Heh… jello shots…mmm sounds like so much fun… its been a L-O-N-G time….
2002-05-14 15:49:52 – Master Ha-reed
CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM CABLE MODEM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *head explodes* (sorry – we dont get much broadband here in Manitou)
2002-05-14 16:06:01 – netheus
yeah, so like this fucker in L.A. insults her, tells her she’s worthless, etc… And you see, I could care less that you got laid, I’m incredibly ecstatic that she got laid after an extended period of celibacy.
2002-05-14 16:36:32 – nurseboy
You suck…. I’m really jealous now, you studboy you. Now imagine how much smoother you’ll be when you learn to dance.
2002-05-14 16:37:29 – nurseboy
BTW, didn’t I tell you that you needed to get it on with this chick?????
2002-05-14 18:19:00 – rand0m
hrmm, thanks for the warm fuzzies neth. heh. I’m glad I got laid … I hope she doesn’t regret it at all … she is really good — best ever for me. And yea nurseboy, I guess I’ll have more than just horizontal moves then 😉 and yea, you did tell me to get it on … and there was me, capitalizin’ 😀
2002-05-14 18:39:47 – nurseboy
Oh course she was awesome! She isn’t merely a girl, she’s a mature WOMAN!!!!!! And experienced to boot…
2002-05-14 19:24:59 – Siaokh
Punch.
2002-05-14 21:30:12 – pinky
yeah, the weekend rocked (mine ended at like 6 am this morning! wooo!)
2002-05-15 05:56:54 – pinky
uh, so, MATT KEEN IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. hey, matt, FUCK YOU. wow.
2002-05-15 10:30:59 – rand0m
[ — this space reserved for my dirty laundry and inane ranting — ]
2002-05-15 11:04:15 – Netheus
yeah…… freshman year….. high school….. laura and Carolyn and Matt Blum……. hmmmm….. same situation, new Matt…..
2002-05-15 15:12:44 – pinky
actually, it’s not the same situation at all because i was going after jon daigle (is that how you spell that?) and the only reason he’s a jerk is because it’s not real cool to hit on one of someone’s best friends while you’re there and in lieu of other things. i mean, can’t there be like a two day waiting period or something? fucking bullshit.
2002-05-15 15:31:56 – Girlie
hmm, this makes me think i missed a *whole* lot after i left this morning.
2002-05-15 15:45:05 – rand0m
mind moving that to a private place? thanks! and yea, a lot. 😉

fast tuesday, good times

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Tuesday went by pretty quickly. That’s good. I didn’t do any community service, though, which is bad. I find out later today whether or not I can count working on the Jim Null election committee as service — if I can, I’ll be done in just a few days. That’ll be good. Otherwise I’ll be putting in 4-6 hours a day for a while … Today was one of those days that kind of just go by. I put the smoove on to this girl named Samantha … she’s one of the receptionists on our floors, and is 20. She’s looks pretty good and isn’t dumb, so I think I might line something up. Tonight was one of those great nights where the desire to just go out and not be home is strong. HouseMatt and I drove around … we visited the hill by Janelle’s house … I don’t know why I decided to go there, but we did — the memories are fond now, and not sad or bitter. I think that’s progress. Ended up at a pool club called “Sticks” where we played 4 games and Matt completely whooped my ass all night. Good fun. Christina Salisbury’s wedding is on Saturday — gotta get her something. And there’s some potential for some pretty important news [for me] coming up, will have more specifics in the morning. Update! – 7:12p – I worked out a thing with Bob today … so the community service is all taken care of. Additionally, I am offically moving — next door. I signed the papers today with Tony, and am moving from 427 to 423 N. Weber on/around the 21st/22nd — I’m taking a one-time assraping for it, but it’s definitely for the better. Probably won’t have a home phone, but we’ll have a T-1 in pretty soon. [fingers crossed]. The hottie mentioned above [samantha] has a kid. Damn. On a separate note, I have decided that this site is Free as in Beer, and Free as in speech as well. Although I may not like that you read it or that you comment on it, you still should have the ability to do such things if you so choose. Thanks to Tony and Tore for the extremely-often dishing out of on-target advice — precisely when it’s needed. Happy Birthday to my Dad! What a great guy 🙂

2002-05-08 02:05:03 – Reverend
Flop Flop Flop
2002-05-08 02:59:18 – pinky
hey, you all should check out the new eminem song…even though randal doesn’t like, i do. and, uh, fuck finals!
2002-05-08 15:33:58 – pinky
I’m fucking done…aww yes bitches!!!! summer!
2002-05-09 00:04:08 – Nethueus
Fuck your dad (nice guy thaough I am sure he is), it’s my BIRTHDAY!!!
2002-05-09 00:04:53 – Netheus
k, so it’s been over for a few minutes…. but stilll May 8th is my birthday!!!
2002-05-09 00:16:23 – rand0m
… I care about my dad’s birthday.
2002-05-09 00:34:46 – pinky
randal, be nice…. 151 is the shit! and…i’m gonna be out of this fucking place in less than 24 hours! wooo!.. also, tore…i didn’t write down your phone number…email it to me sometime today…or i’ll just call your mom and get it.
2002-05-09 10:06:14 – Mathieu
um, er, yay I’m done now too! I was 11 minutes late to my last final! um, er, I didn’t realize that Saturday, as in *this* Saturday was Christina’s wedding. um, er, I’m stuck in Denver and Fort Collins all weekend, I’m really sorry Christina that I won’t be able to be there :- um, er, Dave Matthews Band on Friday! (though, in shitty-ass seats)
2002-05-10 14:33:34 – pinky
in the tradition of people with misguided or ignorant opinions, the rocky mountain news has almost slandered me, saying i’m racist against white people and some other shit…[L=http://rockymountainnews.com/drmn/opinion/article/0,1299,DRMN_38_1131046,00.html]here’s the link[/L]. sweet!
2002-05-11 05:37:19 – Netheus
I am getting married in a few hours…. oh my fucking god…….I think I might club him over the head, throw him in the truck, and run to vegas….. Carolyn said she would fall over if I did accidently, and I was thinking that if she did, some other people could too, and we could get a thing goin on… Alll the house guests from CA, AZ, etc, went to go watch the sunrise in Garden of the Gods….. crazy tourists!!!! oh my fucking god…. under ten hours…. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2002-05-11 06:22:49 – Disco
Actually Laura, they accusing you of not having the intestinal fortitude or Moral Courage to take a potentialy unpopular stance.
2002-05-11 13:38:11 – Siaokh
Punch. Congrats on the wedding Neth. Although clubbing ppl over the head and dragging them off to vegas would be fun… Just make sure elvis marries you 🙂 -Tim
2002-05-11 14:58:30 – Burnz
Congratulations from here too Netheus. And my sorrows go out to the poor bastard whose real life ends today. We will mourn him.
2002-05-12 22:04:09 – Netheus
Fuck you… his life just started…
2002-05-12 22:04:10 – Netheus
Fuck you… his life just started…
2002-05-12 22:24:36 – realbighead
Twice, apparently.
2002-05-13 00:13:11 – Burnz
Well, life is pain. So yeah, his life has just started…..
2002-05-13 02:42:44 – Netheus
Fuck you Burnz, you’re an asshole. 🙂
2002-05-13 02:43:31 – rand0m
Yup, I’m a happy camper. Rock the fucking hizouse! w0o! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
2002-05-13 02:58:04 – tony
So get this, I’m just back from vegas and a few hundred dollars lighter. I’ve been thinking about seeing attack of the clones for a while, only trouble is, up until a couple of weeks ago, there were only like 18 theaters with Digital Light Projection, the cool new thing lucas filmed the new movies on. Well, I just checked, and there is now a theater in Denver with DLP projector: UA Denver Pavillions Stadium 15 500 16th Street, Suite 310 Denver, Colorado 80202 USA Tel: (303) 454-9086, Express Code: 534 Anyone up for making road trip to denver to catch this movie on friday afternoon, or evening?
2002-05-13 03:49:25 – Burnz
You know I love you neth. Just against marriage. Happy for you though. Wish I could have been there. You did kill a perfectly good guy, You gotta admit that. He done caved in. One step before falling on a sacrificial knife. I would watch him if I were you. Cheers and all that. I give it 2 years before it becomes a nightmare. And don’t be too quick with the procreating. I don’t wanna go to prison for fucking your children.
2002-05-13 20:54:19 – LikwidNyte
Actually, Denver Pavillions has had that for quite some time. I actually randomly went to the first movie they showed with it (Monster’s Inc.) It’s really too beautiful for words. :-p

hrmm … cinco de mayo

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Hey, it’s May 5th, and there is supposed to be lots of partying happening. I don’t see any, though, so I don’t think I’m in the right place. Hrmm … Ideas? In other news, I was talking to Tore and he enlightened me to a startling revelation. It is basically this … being bitter about past relationships is a sign that someone still cares too much — instead of being able to chalk it up to experience and laugh at it, it still bugs them just enough to let it get under their skin and provoke bitterness. Similarly [as said in the previous comments], I don’t fault people for being assholes. That’s the way they’re built. I *do* fault people for pursuing things that are bad for them, but that’s their deal. And, if I’m going to be mad at something because I have no girlfriend, the only real place I can point a finger at is me. And you know, I’m too good to rag on myself, so there’s not much finger pointing here. And that’s that. Another thing hit me while talking to the fountain of knowledge known as Tore: Sometimes people just want to say things. Sometimes a person you know just wants to sit down and unload simply to do so. With no alterior motive about using anyone or trying to get a response or anything — sometimes people want to talk about things just to say them, to quantify them verbally, and a lot of the time, they don’t need real response: just act like you’re listening and they’ll be happy. And last but certainly not least, do not go shopping if you have ass on your mind. Went out with housematt the other night to buy some food, and then, because I was/am extremely horny and thinking about getting some, I completely spaced out 40% of our shopping list. So, never shop with ass on your mind, because you’ll undoubtedly miss a lot. Update – 9:25p – Man, some crazy ass hoo-haa happening in Acacia park for cinco de mayo … it was pretty cool.Lots of hot chicks wearing not much. Went by a CC party last night while walking around, but didn’t go in because it was in the process of getting broken up by CSPD. So … not too much real partying happening, but enough interesting things to be okay. Update – 10:12p – I went clothes shopping today. No ladies, don’t gear up your fashion bludgeons yet, I only bought pants. Got them from Old Navy, cuz they’re cheap and heavy duty: 1 pair of jeans, a pair of khakis, and another pair of cargos. I need to buy some new shoes sometime, too. Oh, and I got a haircut. It’s down to maybe 1/8″ all over. Really short, kinda nice. It’ll be on the webcam tomorrow. Update – 1:36a – SGC2C Funny! SpaceGhost – You’re the man! Schooly D – No, you’re the man! SpaceGhost – You’re the man! Zorak – I’m the man! SpaceGhost – No, you’re the mantis! Update – 4:07p, 05/06/02 – I fixed the search page so that it actually searches the site. Go there and abuse it like I know you jackals will.

2002-05-05 22:10:21 – rand0m
Because I know that none of you fucks even bother reading the newspost, and if you do, I know you don’t care, I’m going to start us off by saying that I felt afraid at Cinco De Mayo day because I am white. Yup, felt awful honkey-tonk-ish there. I would bet that minorities feel the same way when surrounded by loads of crackas. hrmm.
2002-05-05 22:17:40 – pinky
i don’t see any reason to be afraid…although, i have frequently discussed the fact that white people are afraid in the presence of non-white people, and i would offer up a reason, but i know you’ll disagree because of misconceptions about yourself and whatever the fuck else…wooo! yay for conco de mayo and a lack of coronas 🙁
2002-05-06 01:36:04 – keener2u
yeah no corona over here and they don’t sell beer at our 7eleven because it is a school zone….
2002-05-06 12:53:38 – rand0m
How’s that for whackass? They don’t sell any alcohol at our local 7-11. That just makes me sad. [sniffle] And apparently Corey is a woman, or so says housemate-Shawn. hrmmmm …
2002-05-06 19:49:42 – Siaokh
1) Punch. 2) How has housematt confirmed this… or did he just say, "Yeah, corey is a girl". 3) It’s only going to get worse randal…. The girls are going to start wearing less and less… and keep treating you the same way. -Tim
2002-05-06 22:50:56 – t
Speaking of fountains of knowledge, I came over to randal’s house one time when it was very quiet on a weekend afternoon. The door was open and so I come in, but there is this strange noise coming from the kitchen fresembling the sound of pigs at the trough in a hungry frenzy. Upon entering the kitchen, what did my eyes see, but Randal fornication, with a lime and carrot… Since, then, I get horny every time I pass the produce aisle in Safeway.
2002-05-06 23:03:09 – realbighead
pardon the question, but tony, where the fuck did you pick up this obsession with fruit-and-vegetable sex? particularly when it involves other people? honestly, half this random crap you unload left and right must be some weird twisted form of self-expression or something, because I cannot see how your obsession with gourds and tubers connects to any of the numerous topics that we discuss, such as [women/people/craig] sucking, or… well, that’s it really, but still. Try to exhibit a little self control.
2002-05-07 02:31:28 – Burnz
Wait, you don’t have sexual thoughts about produce? Where the hell did you grow up? Someone hurt you man. You’re all messed up inside.
2002-05-07 08:04:35 – Girlie
right….somehow i can feel this site corrupting my innocent little mind.
2002-05-07 16:12:09 – pinky
hey, skinhead randal….will you please get 3 star wars tickets? argh…
2002-05-07 16:49:54 – Disco Nova
Randall, why am I getting spam email about listing "my" site "www.rand0m.org" on a search engine?
2002-05-07 17:12:10 – rand0m
what? maybe if you make more sense than a limping hyena I could help 😉
2002-05-07 17:27:31 – pinky
the reason you are getting spam, james, is because your site "ifuckmymother.com" just doesn’t cut it.
2002-05-08 00:38:21 – Reverend
Randy, Corey is a chick.. I heard her talking and she definetly sounded female.. also.. i think she may have gone to palmer
2002-05-08 01:38:34 – realbighead
mike lee’s alive?
2002-05-08 01:43:35 – Reverend
yup… you still a giant hippie? :p

more inane bullshit

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I don’t have much to say. I mean, I do, but not here. “oh, come on, put everything on here! please! we know your personal life means nothing, come on!” Yea, fuck you. The reason why is that my personal life is nothing but tortorous misery, 24/7. No, seriously. I’m not joking. Okay, you broke me. Current things of note in personal life:

1. Misc. House issues [chores, bills, who’s coming and going] 2. Chicks. What’s new. And you! yea, fuck you, crazy hag. 3. Women. I Don’t know any really, but I’m sure that they’re better than girls/chicks. 4. Community Service. Don’t have any, looking for an out. Please God Help Me! 5. Clothes. I need some, because I keep destroying mine, either by spilling battery acid on them or by wearing them out.

School’s over, and I don’t know if I’m happy or sad. I’m mostly in the “whoa” phase … I might be taking a summer class or two, depending on my grades. I don’t know how well I did, but I don’t think it’s super-hot. Oh well, that’s how the chips fall. Went to Boulder Street this morning to grab my oh-so-necessary orange juice and ran into Michelle. I don’t know her last name, all I know is that she was/is a friend of Jackie’s/Janelle’s, and she’s a fox. I’d do her in a heartbeat. And she’s not dumb either! Was mildly attracted to her, but there’s no chance with her [or anyone for that matter >-|], so that’s that. But I just might buy some Dr.Martin’s shoes from the store she works at in the mall. So it’s May 1st today, and I’ve decided to clear out my e-mail and such, a monthly thing I do. Inside outlook, I have two main .PST files [or folders to the lay person], one of which is “archive” and the other is “current”. I move all of the stuff older than 30 days from current to archive, then save archive somewhere safe, just in case. This results in a nice, fast outlook, but it also means that archive is 170MB. Anyway, the horrible, terrible part is synching my e-mail between my laptop and my desktop. Goddamn does it suck. Because I have to copy all the files over, delete, import blah blah blah. I sure wish there were an easy, easy way to do it without using an Exchange server. I thought about using IMAP, but that won’t integrate with all my existing e-mail very well. Suggestions? On another note, I have decided that I am wildly ambivilent about airing dirty laundry on my site. I want to, but don’t want to [for fear of what it would do]. And, separate from that, reading some of the Janelle e-mail from forever ago just pulls my heart strings. I’ve been having these weird pangs ever since this bullshit girl situation came up, and even more so once April and I stopped our thing. Hrmm … shouldn’t be dwelling on that, because that’s long dead. On one more note, my dad got a job down here in the springs, so my parents are moving back down here permanently. woo. Update – 10:17p – I sent out an e-mail to a couple people today about exams and finals, and went out on a limb and dropped one off to Janelle. Get this — not only did she respond, but it was actually a pleasant reply. Amazing.

2002-05-01 14:44:04 – pinky
god damnit…women are not crazy and that’s why they won’t date any of you…how’s that for fucking clever 🙂 i have a fucking 20 page paper to write and a test tomorrow…laura= fucked
2002-05-01 16:06:56 – Burnz
Goddamn thing ate my post! If your site were a person, I think I would knock up it’s girlfriend. And women are fucking crazy, and they’ll date me. More evidence to the crazy. I want votes about the dirty laundry issue. I say he should do it and let the chips fall where they may. Burnz:1 vote for dirty laundry. And I found that the heart string pullingness stops when you get better perspective. 😉
2002-05-01 17:48:53 – rand0m
considering the enormous amounts of comments that my site gets, I think the problem is on your end. Are you not the master of fucking up when it comes to submitting something by a webpage, mr. "I deleted a 2 page e-mail through sheer incompetence" ? what do you mean by better persepective? After realizing that all chicks are crazy psycho bitches and writing them all off as nothing more than warm, smell-good things is the best thing I can do?
2002-05-01 19:58:12 – Burnz
Oh, well need I point out that it was your goddamn mail server that ate that fucking e-mail. Does anything over there work? Damn son, I don’t like to use words like donut and lettuce, but I am close, so watch yourself. And perspective I mean that…..well it is a very long discussion, I just mean that your heart strings don’t move when you’re flat broke, working 6 days a week and sweating the law. I prescribe a couple of days without sleep to kinda run your idle down see what comes out. Hard to explain in a little comments box. Just my experience.
2002-05-01 21:44:49 – Master Ha-reed
Her last name is Swanson, in case you cared for fantasizing/jerking off You could try doing the web-mail only route, otherwise IMAP (or some other method that stores mail on the servar) is the route to go w3rd! Randal puts up actual MP3’s!! Does this mean the file server is back up?? P.S. Come to Brighton Beach Memoirs – Thu, Fri, Sat 7:00; Sat 2:00 – PHS
2002-05-01 21:57:48 – rand0m
yea, the mp3otw is up, and yes, the fileserver is back up in all it’s glory. If you’d like a private account, e-mail me the uid/pwd [ha-reed, I’ve got all your stuff still, but need your pwd] and I’ll hook you up: [L=ftp://files.rand0m.org]ftp://files.rand0m.org[/L] As for the play … I’m not busy Friday night, so that just might happen. Ahh, a play and a good drunk = great combo. Thanks for the last name … she’s hot enough to approach — is she single 😉 [please note that I do know that high school girls are bad news. as long as there’s an actual relationship, that is. heh. 😉 ]
2002-05-02 03:34:08 – keener2u
After carefull consideration I have decided that chicks sucks ass and that we will never figure out how to get women we will never get women because we are a one or a zero that we are a zero we are binary a one is too much we must be an asshole and will never be that….
2002-05-02 10:24:00 – realbighead
was he drunk when he wrote that, or did someone go and change English without telling me? this distinction between chicks and girls is entirely arbitrary; it’s much easier to just divide the world into "stupid people that suck" and "otherwise", because the phenomenon isn’t limited to women at all. Plus, that way, instead of just coming across as bitter, you turn into a full-on misanthrope. Oh, and if anyone has any acting tips on being a seductive sleazy type (Don Giovanni, specifically), please pony them up quickly, because I have to pretend to be such onstage in under a week.
2002-05-02 11:40:13 – rand0m
Yea, I think he was completely blasted when he wrote that … and there is no distinction between girls/chicks, only between girls/chicks and women. Girls and chicks is an inclusive term for emotionally-whacked out psycho motherfuckers who have no idea where they’re going, what they’re doing or what they want. As for the acting … umm … maybe slicked back hair? On the other hand, IMAP, with some tweaking on my side sounds like a good idea.
2002-05-02 13:05:05 – t
dang matt be umm getting umm too drunk and writing ummm and he ain’t ernest hemingway (sic) you can act sleazy by doing 2 things, completely relax and give not a shit about what you say, and then always be imagining the most vulgar repulsive things to do to people all while smiling in an arrogant fashion…
2002-05-02 19:05:59 – keener2u
Yes I was blasted completely….you know why..because chicks suck …So yeah I go with the scott adams idea…that there are individuals…and there also induhviduals….nice thing about this is that we can call them induhviduals and they won’t even know it…
2002-05-03 10:10:35 – Netheus
Just delete the old god damned e-mail… or make hard copies and put them in a folder. They just make you sad, miserable, etc., and they take up space an time on your computers!!! And I hope you all got laid on the one day of the year which fertility is celebrated around the world. No Wiccan horse shit here— May day makes for great sex!!!!!!!!!
2002-05-03 10:39:28 – Siaokh
Punch. I’m 21 today. Drunken shenanigans may now commence. wwwwooooOOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!!
2002-05-03 13:27:58 – pinky
happy birthday, asshole [said with laura inflectiong :-)]
2002-05-04 03:35:00 – keener2u
ok it is time for matt’s commentary that’s right the time that matt is totally fucked up and really pissed [commentary/]WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN they don’t know when something is good for them Like Randal and I. We are good people we are nice and we care but no women only want assholes at this point. People they can use and fuck over completely. Yeah randal and I have good jobs we are nice and would help be nice. That doesn’t matter. Women are massicist all they want are people to fuck them over completely. People that will screw them and not care. You know FUCK YOU FUCK YOU chicks. That is all I have to say. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. You don’t know how good you have till you are 27 and have baggage. It used to be that women were happy with TLC now all they care about is TLA which is guys that TREAT YOU LIKE ASSHOLES FUCK YOU. You know maybe I will find a women like linux kitty maybe I will be that lucky till then just FUCK YOU[/commentary] there I amd done bitching for the day I am the ASSHOLE everyone look at the ASSHOLE
2002-05-04 03:36:58 – keener2u
BTW FLAME ON!
2002-05-04 03:42:26 – Burnz
I am a little tired of the asshole talk. Yes, there are lots of crazy women that go for total fucking shitbaggers. But since I am part of the genesis of this whole discussion, I would like to say that being a little aloof isn’t being an asshole. It being prudent so that I don’t run in and get some loony cunt ripping and shredding at me because I made myself available. I find this classification to be wearing thin as it harps and harps and harps. Go hump your fist and quit complaining. You’ll find a warm bed and a Playboy centerfold can beat out lots of women. I don’t see why you are so pissed they don’t want you. It is actually better that way. That is my opinion. I prefer prick to asshole.
2002-05-04 03:52:57 – Burnz
Furthermore, I dislike the implication that the whole appeal of this man is his assholeness. Because let me tell you, brutha, that there might be other fucking reasons besides how nasty he can be to her. Attraction happens with a lot of goddamn variables. And this holier than thou crap is really getting under my (now drunken) skin. This is martyrdome bullshit. It is a reason to hate the "asshole" and rationalize your own lacking by saying you are a nice guy. Nifty, good for you. Some of us play the fucking numbers instead of diving in head first. Try a little distance and rationality instead of the deepened passion you obviously have about the subject. Ok, I am quite done.
2002-05-04 11:16:28 – realbighead
ever think they might be looking for something more than a nice guy with a steady job? one thing I’ve noted (and I ain’t no guru) is that chicks like strong personalities, in general, and being an asshole often gets mistaken for such. and I have to go with burnz on this: trying to blame the lack of women on anyone but yourself is a pretty cheapass excuse. hating assholes for being assholes is no problem; hating women because they like someone else isn’t gonna get you anywhere.
2002-05-04 11:20:51 – realbighead
[wonders how that lost post got submitted before I finished it… continues long tradition of doing 2 posts in a row] I also have to agree with burnz on the rather low percent of women who are worth the effort. While I wouldn’t say that righty (or lefty) and a playboy make a superior substitute, there’s still only a small group of women who are even worth bothering about… if all the others are dating "assholes", who fucking cares?
2002-05-04 13:40:02 – pinky
i just think randal and matt are really jaded. from all the women i know up here and at home dating people, they’re dating really wonderful guys. and all the really nice, wonderful guys up here are taken, yet, all the assholes are single. if by "dating" you mean "fucking" then yes, girls are just going for someone hot, drunk and single, which generally is some frat boyish asshole. so, i think it’s fine to think that it sucks that some men treat women like shit, because it’s quite true. i don’t think it’s fair to blame your lack of women on all the asshole me, though…maybe you just haven’t met someone who’s looking for a nice guy. besides the fact that most people our age are single and not looking for commitment (imo)…who knows. anyway, i agree with tore and matt…if you really have a problem with it, resort to women in magazines and your hand.
2002-05-04 18:01:13 – pinky
me! http://rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_1124346,00.html and christina, logan said you didn’t know if i was going to your wedding…of course i am. stupid bickering on randal’s site doesn’t constitute anything, you know.
2002-05-04 18:07:19 – t
On this subject, I believe I agree with what Tore has to say about women and assholes, that strong personalities are what appeal to women and that assholes get mistaken for this. My approach echos some of byrne’s idea of prudence. But not entirely, as byrnes has been to Australia for a woman, has been laid more recently than I have, and I know of 2 women that were attracted to Byrnes which were total surprises, one being brianna, aka breezy. That one still amazes me.
2002-05-04 20:06:29 – keener2u
I have to say that my post wasn’t an attack on Byrnes but I can see where all the bickering would piss him off. The issue is that what I see down here are really screwed up women who go for guys that will treat them like shit. My experience which probably doesn’t mean too much shows proves this. But maybe I just don’t have that strong character…..
2002-05-05 01:43:34 – Xaero
Techno is NOT an umbrella term. Techno is a genre, just like house, just like trance. Nobody calls all electronic music house, so why call it all "techno"?
2002-05-05 01:49:48 – rand0m
Thank you, "Xearo", I look forward to seeing your oh-so-knowledgable, pacifier-strewn body laying in the gutter after your next X overdose.
2002-05-05 01:57:06 – Xaero
1)research a drug before you decide to proclaim its limits and side affects.. or principal affects for that matter 2)dont do X anymore.. sorry for the disapointment
2002-05-05 03:13:11 – AZN-INVZN
http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_8939.swf
2002-05-05 04:39:12 – Burnz
I realize it wasn’t a personal attack. It was a classification that I didn’t like. Said that my only redeeming quality was asshole. That was all the iron I was packing was being a big fucking asshole. But it be all good. You find some hunnyage. I wish you luck and agree that there are nuts ones that seek just victimizing bastards, and you can take that to the bank. They aren’t the ones you want anyway….trust me. And why do you fucking people change my goddamn name? Byrnes, Burnz, Byrnez….I don’t know who I am anymore. The point was to share how funny it was that rand0m said "your next X overdose". Like he has a string of them. This weekend? X overdose. And no, it is hard to overdose on, but causes severe and chronic depression in later life. Cuz I have researched the goddamn drug skipper. Step up to the plate if you care to take a narcotic swing on the carousel of learning that is my information on drugs. That is that. But I look foreward to seeing your pacifier strewn body after your first overdose on stupid fucking lifestyle. Bling bling!
2002-05-05 04:59:00 – Burnz
And for people with taste in television: Sign the petition to save family guy at http://www.petitiononline.com/savefg2/petition.html
2002-05-05 05:14:40 – pinky
yes! save family guy and then come save the world from evil multinational corps. with me in denver on monday at 4oclock at the corner of 17th and welton downtown…it’s gonna kick some ass, seattle style (according to the news)…or actually, i just need an idea for a sign to take down there, so offer up, bitches.
2002-05-05 06:21:14 – Burnz
I would be there pinky dear, but I have work for an evil corporation…….pretend I am fighting the machine from the inside…..the man owns me. And techno is an umbrella term if you are one of the "real people". You can argue that techno is an offshoot of electronica all you like. In the end, to laymen, it is techno shit. So just shut up and find a group to fuck with that won’t pound you like ground chuck when they find you. And trust me chuckles, I will. You are a goddamn bloody stain to me. Sorry about this post. Craig, I see you, you fucking die. Period. Shiv or blunt force trauma I have had it with your whole little hive-mind group. I see hackerpat, I mail him home an ear at a time. Test my resolve. Oooooooooooo, drunk and pissed, not good. And think about a play with the term corp and corpse. That is the way I would go if I were coherent, Pinky. Think about a new post brutha, this cat is degrading into e-violence fast.
2002-05-08 00:36:26 – Reverend
Actually kiddo… that wasnt craig… that was me. And if the offer still stands for bloodshed with me as it did with craig… any time you want to, just lemme know when. 😉