Okay, so this morning I read the thing from Laura, and I’m like “w0o! concert! score!” … I hadn’t discussed it with anyone, but I had lost my lucky sacojawea almost 2 weeks ago, and was pretty bummed. Well, along with the super-nifty news from Laura, I turned around and turned my laptop bag out, and there was my lucky sac! Two nifty things in a row! Score! And then, right when I got into my truck, Train, by Incubus [who I’m seeing tonight], was playing! Another freaky thing! Wow! And then, get this! I’m wearing the super-nifty gap sweater that I got last christmas from the ex, and I saw her sister today on the way to work! What a freaky-ass coinkydink, eh? This day just kicks ass. I’m all stoked and hyper and everything, and have been all day. w0o!
2001-11-08 17:46:11 – here’s a little story
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you’ll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story. "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don’t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I’d ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!!! …………I tell you, I just shit my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don’t blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no… not back then, just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!"
2001-11-09 01:02:57 – The
The Rules of Romance, according to James and Dave 1. It’s not for you, it’s for me. 2. All you have to do is be there. 3. It’s not when you want it, It’s when I want it. 4. Removal of clothing counts as foreplay. 5. When I’m done, Your’re done.
2001-11-09 07:33:47 – Burnz
I didn’t know James and Dave finally hooked up. I am not surprised. Good luck you two! You’ll be so cute together. I’ll get you some knee pads for the wedding.
2001-11-09 10:27:07 – rand0m
Disco, you are fucked up. Goddamn man, just a little respect goes a long way. I bet both of you look like the guy from goatse.cx …