Okay, since none of you people out there on the “interweb” felt like commenting on the previous post, I’m going to make a new one. So here it is. Oh, you want to comment on that last one, but didn’t because you didn’t have time, didn’t want to be the first poster, or whatever? Yea, well you suck, you spineless sack of post-primordial ooze. I went out with Matt to buy ice cream tonight. Of course it’s because it is that time of the month. So we go to Safeway, because that’s where all of the poor, non-rich CC people go. And it quickly goes from buying ice cream to filling the fridge with the following:
- 9 pizza things [Totino’s brand???]
- 2 packs of sandwich ham
- 1 pack of turkey meat [for pork-intolerant housemate Shawn]
- 2 packs of american cheese [fuckers don’t have blocks of sliced swiss]
- one thing of Muenster cheese [yea, ice queen warped me]
- 2 packs of hot pockets [mmm, grease]
- 2 loaves of split-top crushed-what bread [the best]
- a pack of bagels [cinammon raison, expensive $$$]
- Some Mocha coffee things [starbucks = ass, but good]
- ice cream [choc. chip cookie dough, ben & jerry’s]
Set me back about $58. Although I’m pretty sure that I will not eat 90% of all this food [cuz housemates will ;-)], it feels good to have a full fridge. How’s *THAT* for some bachelor food luvin! Okay, another thing. To all those love birds out there, why don’t you stop fucking around and just admit it to yourselves, okay? I mean, shit, sometimes I realize that I like someone, and then I do something about it, instead of sitting around convincing myself otherwise. Fucking weak. And depressing. To all those people who I know in the Colorado Springs vicinity. On friday, April 5th [that’s today!] the Sky Sox are having their first game, and it starts at 7:05pm. The plan is to get together, get our drunk on at a tailgate party and then go into the game. Maybe throw a grill and food in there somewhere. Scrumptious. Post below or AIM me, nick “rand0m” … w3rd! Update – 2:06a – While getting my drunk on, it has become really clear to me that Race from Johny Quest is the same dude (old with white hair) on SeaLab 2020. Also, amid a long conversation with Tore, it has been affirmed that chicks suck and, if it weren’t for wanting one, they’d suck completely. Update #2 – 4/5/02 @ 3:52p – Okay, I added in a slew of new features to the site, including a fixed admin side, and the ability for you beautiful commenters to bold, italicize, underline and link things … follow the “Click for Comment Posting Guide” link on the add comment page to get the scoop.
2002-04-05 00:15:50 – keener2u
The blue links were interesting enough to post on the last subject….
2002-04-05 00:24:54 – rand0m
then why didn’t you? pussay. all of you. weeeeak.
2002-04-05 00:49:57 – pinky
yay for drunken baseball! wish i could be there 🙂 that would rule.
2002-04-05 00:50:52 – keener2u
hmmm yeah never been to sky sox stadium so that should be interesting
2002-04-05 06:59:04 – keener2u
wow 2am and already an update on the days post….btw do we know how to buy tix for the sky sox game…can we buy them in advance are they going to sell out because of opening day….
2002-04-05 08:35:13 – Burnz
Ooooooooooooo, rand0m is going after Burnz now. You’re sexy when you’re bitchy. Perhaps we need to settle this pugilistically. I doubt that is a word. Fisticuffs it is, jackass.
2002-04-05 09:29:46 – realbighead
don’t make me kick all your asses. and get off topic already, this is a rand0m comment thread.
2002-04-05 11:03:29 – rand0m
I know that some of you people want to go to the baseball game. I hope. And damn right I’m sexy when bitchy. It’s the only time that I find myself even mildly attractive. Matt, do you have a link for those tickets?
2002-04-05 11:18:03 – keener2u
yeppers…Sky sox tix I myself think that we should get general admission tickets behind the sky sox dugout…..arond 114
2002-04-05 11:39:03 – keener2u
so since this stupid thing won’t take html…here is the link… http://estores.infront.com/skysox/item_info.asp?pid=2
2002-04-05 13:01:22 – pinky
fuck…i slept through my second midterm in my women’s stdies class…fuck.
2002-04-05 13:35:44 – tony
Hey pinky, don’t worry, just explain to your professor that you couldn’t come to class because of severe explosive diarhea always works for me
2002-04-05 13:56:19 – rand0m
<a href=www.hpi.net>testing href</a> <b>testing bold</b> <i>testing italic</i> <u>testing underline</u> <b><a href=http://www.rand0m.org><u>testing nested</u></b></a>
2002-04-05 14:09:34 – keener2u
Wow that was the most interesting post I have seen randal post…plus lots of good blue links….
2002-04-06 02:15:20 – pinky
went to symphony…went to bois house and got drunk…went to club…could not dance with hottest boy in the world because i am white…learned what it feels like to be non-white in boudler…way too drunk to type…fuck italic and linking shit…it sucks like your mom
2002-04-06 03:56:55 – Burnz
*Forcibly jerks random bullshit posting award away from Tony and hands it to pinky*
2002-04-06 11:32:21 – realbighead
at least it wasn’t about snowboarding or gourd sex.
2002-04-06 11:40:39 – Siaokh
w00… everything is bold now. Way to close your tags randal. -Tim
2002-04-06 13:54:57 – pinky
i don’t even get the benefit of one free random bullshit post because i was drunk? that’s fucking [B]shit[/B]
2002-04-06 13:55:25 – bastard
Due to having recently lost my "random bullshit award", I must reclaim my honor: How to remove MS Messenger: At Start->Run type in "RunDll32 advpack.dll,LaunchINFSection %windir%INFmsmsgs.inf,BLC.Remove" and run it. This removes Microsoft Messenger, that useless piece of shite.
2002-04-06 15:02:57 – Burnz
The wolf spider female is the most ferocious of the species. It uses its front legs to restrain prey while it breaks apart the carapace with a small, single tooth and then devours the prey, often taking a long time to actually kill it. Random, and incorrect. Now who brings the ruckus?
2002-04-07 04:13:00 – Burnz
Hey bitch, you wanna block me, that be all good. So here the message baby: you can take your jealousy and misguided spite and direct it at someone that needs it
2002-04-07 04:16:36 – rand0m
yea … and you can take your self-denial "i’m better than this" bullshit spew and shove it up your oft-penetrated wide-load ass. goddamn. you know, I really hate it when someone that I know tells me that my opinion is worthless. That’s like the lowest of the low.
2002-04-07 04:23:56 – Burnz
Oh, big man with the wounded ego. Stop wearing hypocracy there brutha. Don’t fit so good.
2002-04-07 04:29:23 – rand0m
what the fuck are you talking about? I may not like dumbass, worthless relationships [simply because the invariably end up in pain and suffering], but I recognize a quality one when I see it, unlike you, who is so caught up in some bullshit anti-relationship frenzy that you can’t see a good thing when it slaps you twice and calls you Suzy. $.02.
2002-04-07 04:33:28 – Burnz
Oh, I got that nice distance appeal that women so love. And you’re goddamn right I am anti-relationship. They are troublesome and interrupt my pattern. And I mean that you are giving ol’d Burnzie here the "You are a dipshit you’re opinion is worthless and ‘weak’" scene and then bitching about getting the same. Hypocracy. Say it with me big fella.
2002-04-07 04:33:28 – Burnz
Oh, I got that nice distance appeal that women so love. And you’re goddamn right I am anti-relationship. They are troublesome and interrupt my pattern. And I mean that you are giving ol’d Burnzie here the "You are a dipshit you’re opinion is worthless and ‘weak’" scene and then bitching about getting the same. Hypocracy. Say it with me big fella.
2002-04-07 04:40:46 – rand0m
First off, you double posted. Look at you, polluting my database with your crap. And no, I may have called your decisions weak, but I never said your opinions were worthless. But my opinions? Yea, they’re worthless. I used to think that you thought they weren’t, but I was mistaken. My bad — I’ll just go back to transparently thinking that my ideas mean something while the rest of the world ignores me. Many thanks for everything, fucker. Get your head on straight.
2002-04-07 04:44:41 – Burnz
God forbid I fuck up your database. Maybe if your site functioned correctly, I wouldn’t have that problem. And you insult me and then ignore me. I say that you have very valid input most of the time. You decided to refrain from contact with my argument. And you act wounded like a woman, man up there sucker.
2002-04-07 04:47:43 – Burnz
I just made your point about someone else. Fuck it. I’m drunk, but I’ll say it. You’re right. Don’t pussy out. I will do the thing. But just know that I don’t trust it, and I don’t like it…but I want to do it. And I am on the motherfucker. Hugs?
2002-04-07 04:59:57 – rand0m
Of course I’m fucking right. I only speak the truth. And no fucking hugs. I’m not gay, and the only people I hug are my father and my extremely close acquantainces. So fuck you. I don’t know why, but fuck you. Ahh, feeling much better after 15 shots of red rum. Oh, and fuck you again. Just because. Oh, and Laura, fuck what people say, okay? Despite our baggage, you rock — keep that in mind, cuz, as it says on the LindyCommune whiteboard, I only speak the truth 😉
2002-04-07 05:09:09 – Burnz
Remind me to tell you how stupid this idea is and when it ends badly, that you and you’re ridiculous "I will only talk through my site" bullshit was founded in delusion and vicarious living. And we can talk about this when I sober up. Maybe by then you won’t be such a little cunt.
2002-04-07 05:19:04 – rand0m
Bad idea!? How the fuck can it be a bad idea? That’s the whole point, you goddamn self-denying motherfucker. And when we’re not drunk, yea, like that will ever happen. I plan on being completely smashed for the next …. until monday. And vicarious living? Yea fucking right; I only wish I could get some glimpse of the enjoyment that I’m sure you’ll get to participate in. Oh, and in case I forgot one in there, fuck you.
2002-04-07 05:35:48 – Burnz
I am bedding after this one, so we shall clash another day. And it is a bad idea from my POV. Waste of time and effort. Did I not properly explain my weight factor? Time with woman X isn’t as great as night with booze and good TV. And the frustration, embarassment, and commute time-consumption are all added into the equation over something that lands slightly higher than how good fish-sticks with tartar sauce are. That isn’t denial, that is mental measurement. Not to mention that the "vicarious living" attitude is emphasized by your wish to "get some glimpse of the enjoyment that I’m sure you’ll get to participate in." So we exhcange "fuck you’s" and I will meet with you on the morrow.
2002-04-07 13:01:41 – bastard
Well Folks, it’s a sunny sunday afternoon, about 1:13 PM, that’s right, remember to "spring forward" one hour on the old clockaroo. Well we are here at the coliseum where cleaning crews are cleaning up after this morning’s thunderdome brawl to death between matt "fuck you" byrnes and randal "fuck you too" kohutek. Wow, what a fight, and if only i could say i was there to watch it, but nooooo, tony passed out around 2 am. What the fuck happened? Oh yeah, my roommate dustin wilson, that whore bag ex-felon can revel in his own filth for the remainder of his probationary life.
2002-04-07 20:09:15 – Siaokh
IT’S ALL STILL [B] BOLD [/B] -Tim
2002-04-07 20:27:53 – rand0m
There you go. Are you happy now? Look what I’ve gone and done, just for you Mr. Siaokh man. Umhmm, who’s the man? Yup, thank you, thank you. 😉
2002-04-07 20:28:54 – Siaokh
YOU THE MAN!
2002-04-08 00:59:50 – pinky
yeah, so, "wounded like woman"? fuck you man. jesus.
2002-04-08 12:58:59 – Siaokh
Jezus pinky… What the hell crawled up your ass and pitched a 6man tent?!
2002-04-08 15:27:46 – pinky
tim, fuck off and die