Shit, it’s almost been a month. Again. I don’t know why I update this peice of crap. More importantly, I don’t know why all the bitches keep coming back and reading my drivel. Summary ———————————– Blah blah blah work blah blah cool blah blah blah dave blah blah cool blah blah blah. Women suck. I just don’t *get* some of the things they do. How can people deny themselves a good time or an enjoyable relationship so consistently. This affects a bunch of people, so I’m not singling anybody out. I mean, I am, and you know who you are, but I’m not. Maybe it’s because I like having a good time and know how to prioritize and also don’t let my friends swing in the fucking wind, but I just don’t get how these women are so able to deprive themselves of things that they allegedly enjoy doing. And it’s not even sex or drugs or anything bad, just having a good time. Man. I just don’t *get* it. Blah blah women suck blah blah, you’ve heard it and there is no rectifying it because they are all out of they’re fucking minds, unless they are cool like Amanda. Take lessons, bitches. blah blah blah derogatory to women blah blah blah go to hell. Amanda moved in. She’s a woman, but not a woman. She’s feminine, and nice, and fun, but is still very much one of the guys. Very difficult to describe, the situation is. She’s super friendly and we get along great. And she can cook like a motherfucker. Blah blah blah, mysoginist, suck my dick you dumb fucking coozes, blah blah blah women’s lib, go die in a goddamn inferno, blah blah blah. She’s working out great. On the inside (sshhhhh, you didn’t hear it from me), I think I’m going to miss her when she moves out. No test ride, though. Blah blah blah roommate blah blah blah. That’s it. Move along. Maybe come back, I may put up some more worthless carping. I just made pictures work with like 2 minutes of coding. If I was cool, I’d make it auto-thumbnail and open in a new window, but I’m not, so I won’t. So now, a funny from my Visio stencil pack: [IMG=http://rand0m.org/images/everybodylovesclouds.gif] OH, Battlefield 2 Demo – [L=http://rand0m.org/misc/battlefield_2_demo_gc.zip]From rand0m.org[/L] [L=http://www.gamespot.com/promos/bf2demo.html]Via GameSpot[/L]
2005-06-10 01:11:31 – Master Ha-reed
If only I could watch Laura reading this…
2005-06-10 03:59:57 – dave
Thanks that was some funny shit. Needed to laugh at something besides my own smells.
2005-06-10 12:18:20 – rand0m
It’s not just for Laura, it’s for all the dumb shits that come here and then email me telling me to sod off because I’m a mysoginistic, closed-minded, woman-hating prick, which is entirely untrue — I hate everybody that is wildly emotionally unstable, directionless, considers themselves any sort of new-age "ist", and less responsible than an orangutan with a hand full of poo equally. Which basically means I hate everybody. Barring those I tolerate and the few that I actually like, of course.
2005-06-10 12:20:14 – rand0m
Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I am a lot of those things a lot of the time, and I do hate myself accordingly. So take your "omfg he’s such a hypocrite" bullshit and ram it up your ass.
2005-06-10 13:12:45 – The Disco Nova
Randallll, you should jerk off more. You have some built up tension.
2005-06-10 13:20:59 – rand0m
Ever since she moved in, I feel bad about flogging the dolphin, so my whacks:#days ratio is all wrong.
2005-06-10 22:18:15 – Netheus
Randal, you are one of the most angsty guys I know.
2005-06-10 23:47:56 – Box
/drools BF2 demo. Thanks 😀
2005-06-11 10:00:00 – rand0m
Angst, [i]A feeling of anxiety or apprehension often accompanied by depression[/i], is not something I have. Intolerance for the predictable onslaught of "you are a horrible person," yes, but anxiety? No. I used to be angsty (ask steve), but I haven’t done the depressed-because-of-what-others-think in a long time. More importantly, I haven’t done the depressed-because-of-what-[b]I[/b]-think in quite a while. Annoyance, yes, angst, no.