‘bastard’ takes ticket up tail pipe

Poor guy, he runs a red light and they hammer him like no tomorrow. Don’t think he got any points, though:

‘this sucks … a 200$ fine for running a red light …

Judge: 3 tickets in the past year, how do you explain this?
Bastard: I got caught?
[laughter]
[Judge not smiling any more]
. . . ‘