So I went out with Steve Chapin and his brothers and saw the newest James Bond flick, [i]Die Another Day[/i]. It was so chock full of corny, pun-ridden one liners that I had a hell of a time. I really enjoy stupid jokes and double entendres and such … hehe, it was a good time, barring them putting up with my Pork Chop Story and Steve not throwing his mojo down on the security chick. While we were there, we started talking about some pickup lines, and I decided I’d find some of my old ones and think up a couple new ones and put them down here: Baby, if you were x squared, I want to be one-third x cubed — the area underneath your curves. Baby, you’re like a can of pringles — once you pop, you can’t stop. Baby, your eyes are like the ocean — and I’m lost at sea. Baby, I’m after some treasure — mind if I look around your chest? Baby, you’ve been a bad girl — now go to my room! (heh) What’s a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Baby, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy! *Points at crotch* Come here often? (hehehe) And one that actually sorta works — “So what haven’t you been told tonight?” I’m such a retard. hahahaha. That’s all I have to say for now. Besides that I don’t have anything to do tonight besides more laundry. *hrmm*